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I need to ride someone from the armament... ALL OF EM

POV: Giving your biker boyfriend a heart attack on camera

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At this point reader might as well just couch surf using sketchy ad listings on Craigslist or Facebook and hope for the best 😂

Imagine getting railed from scuzzy monster land lords, monster bachelors, and even a occasional family man offering up his pad🙂‍↕️

Reader is going to be Mrs. Worldwide and is sampling everything ☺️

Even better if reader’s information is shared by other monsters and more and more ads to couch surf are presented to reader 🥰

-👘

Girl, your free use kink is admirable. Whenever I think I've written the sloppiest hoe of a reader, you counter with a brand new slutty possibility.

This could be some sort of pornographic adventure game, where you travel the world to uncover never-before-used peepees. Dicksplorer. Around the cock in eighty days.

Jules Verne is trashing in his coffin right now.

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Rock star demon reminds me of Shougo its the hair for sure it gives a mix of Shougo and Hiromi tbh

It's actually quite scary how on point some of you are, haha. I was working on a comic featuring Shougo when I decided to come up with this character design. I initially wanted something of the same vibe as Ren from Nana, but then went for slicked back hair instead, and I suppose I unconsciously used Shougo as my inspiration.

I was wondering if anyone would notice, but then I thought, nah, it's too far-fetched. Who the hell is going to see the slight pompadour and go 'wait this resembles Shougo'. Especially when I can count the Crows x Worst fans on one hand.

Anyways, I've been proven wrong and I'm frankly amazed whenever y'all manage to get inside my head. I should be doing more fanart of the boys, but I don't trust myself yet to handle the original style.

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Ozz, your stories give me smiles so in return I give you a a dabloon. Enjoy this. And now I disappear. Enjoy your dabloon

-a planet

Thank you cutie, I shall keep it safe in my special box!

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I went to take a nap and when I woke up I was dying because of a cold, so give me your cheapest and weirdest cold-curing tip/hack thingy

I'm afraid I don't have any fancy tips to help you with, as I personally just take the usual medicine (painkillers and decongestants).

If you want a funny story, back in college my best friend caught a cold that came with a sore throat. I hadn't gotten around to renewing my pill stash, so we googled for simple home remedies. I made her a cough syrup with boiled onion and honey (it was all we had). She gagged at the smell and insisted this is crazy, but still chugged down half her cup. Told me like an hour later it actually worked and she's much better. I felt like the village priest for the remainder of our cohabitation.

If you want bizarre traditional remedies that I had to put up with as a Romanian kid: my grandma would soak my socks in vinegar and make me wear them in bed for fever. She'd also dip some cotton balls in disinfectant and ask me to take a big sniff. To cleanse my sinuses, she would boil tea in a large bowl and make me sit above it with a towel blocking the steam from escaping - now this is actually pretty useful and my partner can confirm it's unpleasant but effective. Something I never did but was also a common belief was potatoes around your neck.

So, yeah, my go-to simple remedies outside of modern medicine: sleep and warm tea with lemon and honey. Steam baths or hot showers for stuffed nose.

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Doodles for my latest Patreon character, Yandere! Rock Star Demon. Some headcanons can be found here. :)

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I woke up in the middle of the night with a single (NSFW) thought: demon x reader with a neglectful husband who doesn't believe you when you tell him the house is haunted.

You're stressed. You must be imagining things. What, the scratches on the wall? It's most likely the furniture you moved yesterday. Your missing panties? Come, now, you know how forgetful you are. They're probably in some random drawer, innocently misplaced. The red marks on your bottom? Surely you've sat oddly or for too long.

Consequently, you're not too surprised when you begin to shake your spouse relentlessly, warning him that something has just grabbed your foot, and he lets out a tired, muffled scolding to go back to sleep. How many times have I told you, he groans before passing out and into a deep slumber once more.

Your terror is swiftly replaced by confusion as the grinning beast now looming above you proceeds to unbutton your shirt. I'm going to need you to be quiet, he drawls, wiping the string of drool shamelessly evading his grotesque mouth. It's a lie, really. He can't wait to hear the moans once you finally give in to his skillful touch. It's just amusing to wonder how long it takes you until- ah, you're already clinging to his back. This will be a busy night.

"And? Was there some frightful monster ready to eat you," your husband mocks in the morning upon seeing your tired face.

"Not at all," you respond, still hot and heavy. "We shall see whether it comes tonight."

From the nearest corner, the horned creature chuckles in excitement.

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Hello everyone, I thought I'd compile a proper intro for my Patreon page, so you have a better idea of what I post over there!

Without further ado, here's a list of content you will find for the only existing tier of one (1) buckaroo dollar:

Monster HOEtel Comic: A smutty, humorous 3-panel comic that comes out every other week, following your adventures as the only human employee at a monster hotel!

Comes with plenty of new characters that only exist in this universe

Holiday features

Exclusive Stories: Blurbs, lore, and headcanons for the exclusive characters, or standalone stories involving OCs or generic monsters.

Aquarium Hybrids x Reader [NSFW Continuation] Yandere!Monster Band x Reader Yandere!Monster Researcher x Reader Monster Streamer x Reader Various Monsters x Reader who ranks their partners Alien (Toby) x Reader Smut Monster Hotel: Room Types Monster Hotel: Daddy Potential Monster Hotel: Date Ideas Monster Hotel: Handing them your underwear in public Monster Hotel: NSFW Headcanons

NSFW/Exclusive Art: All my NSFW doodles go here! Weekly drawings featuring a monster or yandere character, as well as other tomfoolery that's not safe for Tumblr.

Puppy Hybrid Official Art & Intro Puppy Hybrid Valentine's Day Card NSFW Puppy Hybrid x Reader NSFW Puppy Hybrid Merman AU NSFW [Art + Story] Yandere Nymphs x Reader NSFW Zzy Valentine's Day Card Zzy x Reader NSFW Tarantula Hybrid NSFW Comic Hare Hybrid NSFW [Art + Story] Shark Hybrid NSFW [Art + Story] Eldritch Tentacle Monster x Reader NSFW [Art + Story] Plant Monster x Reader NSFW [Art + Story] How to Hold your Human Guide NSFW Pyramid Head Dakimakura Design NSFW

Free Adoptables: Sometimes I design or recycle characters that I may offer for adoption, like these underwater hybrids.

Early Access: Sometimes I post my WIPs or stories/doodles here before sharing them on Tumblr; in case you want to see some content ahead, or get a glimpse into what I'm currently working on

Project Updates: In the future I will be posting updates and additional content for whatever projects I'm working on (eg. games)

Polls & member input: Get to choose comic features, art, and special stories through community polls and comments! I also take monthly requests from members which become either Patreon-exclusive or Tumblr early access.

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Yandere!Monster Band x Reader

As the Hotel's most trusted employee, you've been tasked to accompany the demon members throughout their stay. Except they're less interested in their surroundings and more eager to know about the human. content: gender neutral reader, demons

Somehow, your list of responsibilities for this particular event seems to have been lost in translation.

Your centaur manager has explained to you that a popular monster band would be performing at the Hotel’s grand hall as part of their tour. It was a big deal, he enthusiastically narrated, a deal that could really boost the Hotel’s reputation. Such a famous name was sure to bring in a lot of customers; in fact, he proudly showed you the guestbook for those specific dates – every room was taken.

Naturally, they needed an assistant for their stay. Someone who could be trusted, someone reliable, who knew the intricacies of the Hotel. You.

“How would I be useful,” you argued, somewhat baffled by this new job you’ve been unceremoniously offered. “I only know how to clean.” You’d left your other skill of copulation aside, not wanting to give him more ideas.

“Well, if you want me to be frank, they asked for you. I’m sure they’ll take great care of our precious employee; we have a very tight contract in place.”

Your manager wasn’t lying. The devilish idols made sure to reward you handsomely for all the help and guidance you’ve offered them so far. You arranged their rooms, showed them around, planned their daily band practice, recommended some good cocktails…then it started to become oddly personal. Nothing out of the scope of your usual activities, if you are to be honest with yourself, nonetheless not what you expected from this gig.

Monster Band intro is now out on Patreon! :)

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AYEEE, WHAZUUP OZZ!!

(first time anozz , kind of nervous?)

((haha get it, anon, ozz, BOOM—!! anozz…. heh.. anyone..?))

On a more serious note— hope you’ve been doing well lately and taking enough time for yourself, bro. Not sure about you but I can vouch that this Summer heat certainly kicks ass! (Especially the humidity, 😫) Being in close proximity to the water definitely outweighs the cons, though. Sunsets, especially, are so gorgeous this time of year! Hope you get the chance to see one this season, and remember to take care of yourself. We all appreciate you, in our own ways and understand the shit life throws at us. You’re the priority before everything else, don’t forget that, Ozz. 🤙 

Hello anon and thank you for the suggestion, maybe I should come up with a proper nickname for all of you haha.

Fortunately I don't have to worry much about the heat now that I'm back in Berlin. It's presently rainy with 18°C, and has been mostly rainy for the past week. I think Berlin gets like one-two weeks of proper summer heat and the rest is just clouds. But I know exactly what you mean, in Romania I lived right next to the Black Sea, so it was always hot and humid around this time. It can be truly suffocating.

Do keep in mind that temperatures might continue going up with climate change, so it's important to be prepared. Stay hydrated, use sunscreen (regardless of your skin color), and keep indoors whenever possible if there's a heatwave. Moreover, I would encourage you to think of the animals around you: if you live around wildlife you can provide shade and water, if not you can donate to shelters and sanctuaries currently battling against hot weather. Keep an eye out for your fellow humans, too! It's a tough time for everyone, really.

Since you mentioned sunsets, I leave you with this photo I took last week from Bromo mountain. Definitely a nicer view than our city apartment. I wish you an amazing summer and I thank you again for reaching out! :)

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At a motel rn, the guy at the front desk was really nice and pretty charming so I think it's worth imagining a monster motel. For monsters and a human who can afford nothing else

I'll take it one step further and propose to you a Monster Hostel.

Your holiday location seems to be unusually popular and expensive. Everything in the area is borderline unaffordable, and the constant traffic of visitors is unexpectedly high. To ease your financial burden, you decide to go for a hostel instead, and pray the dozen people you'll be sharing a room with turn out reasonable enough.

Unbeknownst to you, the place you've picked is only really popular with monsters. So it's not just you who is surprised by the encounter: as you open the door to your accommodation, several beastly creatures turn to gawk at you. A human? Here?

Now, you're free to choose which outcome(s) you prefer:

The wholesome route. You return home with brand new knowledge of monstrous board games, inside jokes, and promises of reunion. Your roommates kept you entertained, showed you around, and told you all about their forbidden realms. Several of them have begged you to keep in touch, already bragging to their friends back home about the new human they met.

The NSFW route. You almost have to return home on your fours, worn-out and stuffed. You feel like you've just starred in the sloppiest debauchery of the year, being passed around by a handful of horny monsters who were eager to see how a human works. It's just a couple of nights, you told yourself at the time, but now you stare at your phone in horror and faint arousal: it appears that your unholy suitors would prefer to see you again, and soon.

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Hey. So I’ve not really had the best of time today, feeling a little sad. I know there’s that one monster with all them tentacles, is it okay if I can get a hug from said monster?

There's actually multiple tentacle monsters on this blog, so I went for a generic coquette banner that you can use whenever you have a rainy day. I hope you feel better soon, cutie!

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i wish i could munch your doodles 😋

- 🥭

(my face shape is like a mango. that's why i chose mango 😅)

Coincidentally, I happen to really enjoy mango in my granola bowl, so...it could be that...you'll be the one munched...

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i wish i could munch your doodles 😋

- 🥭

(my face shape is like a mango. that's why i chose mango 😅)

Coincidentally, I happen to really enjoy mango in my granola bowl, so...it could be that...you'll be the one munched...

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You're the coolest, cutest, funniest person I've ever found on tumblr.

Please continuum on being the way you are.

Gosh pookie, thank you very much for your kind words. Though if you praise me like that it'll get to my head, so it's probably better if you-...

Sigh. Go get the crossbow. Maybe we can bring down Y/N while at it.

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I woke up in the middle of the night with a single (NSFW) thought: demon x reader with a neglectful husband who doesn't believe you when you tell him the house is haunted.

You're stressed. You must be imagining things. What, the scratches on the wall? It's most likely the furniture you moved yesterday. Your missing panties? Come, now, you know how forgetful you are. They're probably in some random drawer, innocently misplaced. The red marks on your bottom? Surely you've sat oddly or for too long.

Consequently, you're not too surprised when you begin to shake your spouse relentlessly, warning him that something has just grabbed your foot, and he lets out a tired, muffled scolding to go back to sleep. How many times have I told you, he groans before passing out and into a deep slumber once more.

Your terror is swiftly replaced by confusion as the grinning beast now looming above you proceeds to unbutton your shirt. I'm going to need you to be quiet, he drawls, wiping the string of drool shamelessly evading his grotesque mouth. It's a lie, really. He can't wait to hear the moans once you finally give in to his skillful touch. It's just amusing to wonder how long it takes you until- ah, you're already clinging to his back. This will be a busy night.

"And? Was there some frightful monster ready to eat you," your husband mocks in the morning upon seeing your tired face.

"Not at all," you respond, still hot and heavy. "We shall see whether it comes tonight."

From the nearest corner, the horned creature chuckles in excitement.

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Also eheh... meet Yuhei. AFO? who's that? nah... this is Yuhei... just your lush of an old dragon who's maybe eaten a country or two.... yeah....