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Sorry, I can't do it after all. This is who you truly are.

I feel like I haven't given Murasaki enough attention despite the fact he's your literal second encounter once you end up in feudal Japan.

You honestly believed he was going to strangle you in your sleep; he's made his disdain for humans very clear, and he despises that you're the reincarnation of his captor. As you get to know him, however, you realize he's just deeply hurt and rightfully vengeful. He spent most of his life with a collar around his neck, humiliated. Him - one of the strongest demons to walk this land! - degraded to a mere servant.

You quickly learned that he puts duty above everything else, including his hatred. Murasaki is fiercely loyal to a fault. He agreed to help you find Abe no Nakamaro, thus he will always protect you without hesitation.

Keeping you safe is one thing, but you noticed the yokai goes above and beyond when it comes to looking after you. He will frequently remind you that he couldn't care less about a pathetic human like you, while simultaneously ensuring your well-being: training you, dressing your wounds, guarding your sleep.

Oh, he's just as surprised as you are. He could've searched for the onmyōji himself and killed you on the spot. Maybe it was the way you looked him, without fear or disgust, that softened his heart.

You thought being stuck in ancient times together with beasts and demons would've worn you out, yet you have not worried for your life once. No matter what happens, you know Murasaki will be there. You couldn't have asked for a better guardian.

[ozzgin]

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[ozzgin]

I feel like I haven't given Murasaki enough attention despite the fact he's your literal second encounter once you end up in feudal Japan.

You honestly believed he was going to strangle you in your sleep; he's made his disdain for humans very clear, and he despises that you're the reincarnation of his captor. As you get to know him, however, you realize he's just deeply hurt and rightfully vengeful. He spent most of his life with a collar around his neck, humiliated. Him - one of the strongest demons to walk this land! - degraded to a mere servant.

You quickly learned that he puts duty above everything else, including his hatred. Murasaki is fiercely loyal to a fault. He agreed to help you find Abe no Nakamaro, thus he will always protect you without hesitation.

Keeping you safe is one thing, but you noticed the yokai goes above and beyond when it comes to looking after you. He will frequently remind you that he couldn't care less about a pathetic human like you, while simultaneously ensuring your well-being: training you, dressing your wounds, guarding your sleep.

Oh, he's just as surprised as you are. He could've searched for the onmyōji himself and killed you on the spot. Maybe it was the way you looked him, without fear or disgust, that softened his heart.

You thought being stuck in ancient times together with beasts and demons would've worn you out, yet you have not worried for your life once. No matter what happens, you know Murasaki will be there. You couldn't have asked for a better guardian.

[ozzgin]

Types of delinquent boyfriends

Dumbass with brute strength

This one is usually the protagonist. He's clumsy, comically dumb, yet somehow he's the strongest of them all. He seems to attract trouble, though he always comes out victorious.

While he is your boyfriend officially, he acts more like your best friend. Always goofy, always teasing you, and has no idea how to be romantic. He will, however, become serious if you're in danger or hurt. You can see the easygoing smile instantly fading to an angry frown; whoever messed with you is going to regret it.

Bouya Harumichi [Crows], Kawachi Tesshou [Worst], Hayato Misaki [Clover]

Cool and smart combo

This one has put the reckless days behind him. You wouldn't think this guy used to be an angry troublemaker. He will still fight if he has to, but he's overall laid-back and prefers to avoid conflict.

As your boyfriend, he's thoughtful and patient, despite the initial awkwardness of having a partner for the first time. May be self-conscious about his delinquent ways, so he'll often try to impress you and be on his best behavior. Until, of course, someone flirts with you or approaches you the wrong way; oops, he did not mean to knock that punk out cold.

Takeda Kousei [Crows], Tsukimoto Mitsumasa [Worst], Kiyohide Sanada [Clover]

Unhinged bad guy

Oh, he's a broken one. Whatever happened in the past has caused this guy to really act out. He's ruthless in fights and won't stop until the opponent is nearly dead and bloodied.

While he won't openly show it, he's a terribly jealous and possessive boyfriend. He'll huff with indifference at some guy flirting with you, but make sure to hunt him down later and break his bones. Honestly, you're probably the only reason he hasn't gone to jail yet. He does behave when you're nearby and will always stop when you ask him to, because he doesn't want to scare you.

Bitou Tatsuya [Crows], Amachi Hisashi [Worst], Naruga Takamori [Clover]

Quiet and mysterious powerhouse

Just a regular guy, really, until you test him. He doesn't like to show off, nor does he start fights on his own. If someone approaches him, however, he'll be done with one-two blows.

He's quite the stoic boyfriend and prefers to listen instead of talking. Despite the cold appearances, he's very caring and surprisingly gentle. He'll follow you around and do whatever you want to do with a reserved smile. If you get into trouble, he'll be quick to fix it. Some guy keeps pestering you? He won't even bother with warnings; the stranger will be laying cold against the asphalt before you can even comprehend what just happened.

Kunou Ryuushin [Crows], Fujihiro Takumi [Worst], Kyouzou Maki [Clover]

[ozzgin]

Well, if you want an actual answer, I'd say I mainly just daydream a lot and thus have a lifetime of experience when it comes to detaching and imagining scenarios.

Regarding your tags, I personally like to think that everyone has a more or less balanced set of qualities and otherwise. Don't sell yourself short, cutie. Not only do you have your own talents and gifts, but there's a whole lifetime for you to expand and discover yourself.

Me, I probably had my own tradeoff with the sky man, haha.

Ozz, we're about to be left without TikTok. Pls do something ;-;

I don't think you have to worry about that anymore, anon. Let me offer you an alternative, though, just in case. :) content: gender neutral reader, good ol' human kink trope

You eyed the name suspiciously, index finger hovering above the screen. You'd never seen this kind of writing before. Some sort of foreign language? Why was this in your recommendations, even? With a shrug, you gleefully ignored the eldritch runes and downloaded the cursed app, much too curious to ignore it.

Somehow, perhaps through some fateful glitch of the Universe or your own exceptional clumsiness, you'd accidentally stumbled upon a social media platform belonging to the Monster Realm.

At first, you wondered if this was some bizarre fetish website, or a community you weren't aware of: all videos, without exception, featured monstrous creatures and abstract aberrations. Tails, horns, hundreds of eyes, tentacles, fangs the size of your head. Above everything else, the quality of these costumes was phenomenal, as realistic as it could get.

With mild hesitation, you decided to post your own introductory video, humorously calling yourself a lost wanderer. The few comments you received were of utter confusion; what creature were you supposed to be? Was this some sort of disguise?

You assumed the members were appalled by your lack of participation, so you replied to one of the baffled viewers with a proper explanation and apology. You weren't into this kind of cosplay - just an average human, really - so you hoped it wouldn't be necessary.

That's all it took. The next day, you nearly dropped your phone from the shock of seeing tens of thousands of followers, comments, direct messages, requests. You scrolled helplessly, staring at the never-ending stream of notifications. "Wait, is this actually a human?", "Can you post more videos of yourself", "Do you take tips", "Would you be interested in being interviewed by us", and the suggestions and pleads kept going.

Even worse, you watched in terror as hundreds of videos discussed your arrival. Monsters trying to track you down, hoping to meet you in person, others proudly declaring they'd soon make you their mate.

Was it too late to log off and pretend it never happened?

Your ears perched up at the sound of scratches against your entrance door, and you prayed you hadn't been found by one of the blasphemies already.

[ozzgin]

HIHI OZZIE UWAHWHWH

ahem, errr lemme just get it over with- I've been stalking your account (platonically ofc I ain't no stalker please don't think I am) and I rlly RLLY love your drawings!! THEY'RE SO SQUISHY I WANNA SQUISH THE GODDAMN MONSTER UNDER MY BED AAAAGGGGHHH-

(also, can I be Yapping Void anon??? Dhdhhfh God I'm so happy I mustered up the courage to do this eyeghfhhg-)

Oh also my dogs say hi :3 (imagine a 36kg white German shepherd with a pink nose and a 23kg Malinois smaller black dog. First one is massive, second is smaller than massive.)

Also I wish you the ABSOLUTE BEST this year even if it's around the middle of January!!!! And sorry I yap a lot and I might do the same every time I send an ask I apologise. Now I can continue stalking your account platonically.

Hello hello, nice having you here!

Also, no worries at all, I don't think I've ever been weirded out by any ask I've received on here. Besides, it would be rather odd for me - as a yandere blog - to be taken aback by loving declarations of stalking.

I'm very glad the doodles are to your liking, too. To be honest with you, I'm sometimes a little self-conscious when it comes to my very minimalist and wiggly works, especially if said post receives a lot of notes. I ask myself if I should instead opt for a more proper style, like other proper artists, but there's two main reasons against it: I'm very attached to the goofy-drawn Reader, and I have too many ideas to realistically depict everything in a complex way. So, you know, it is what it is. I'm grateful to know that people like it regardless. :')

Wishing you and your precious doggos an equally amazing year! Give them a little smooch and a little treat for me <3

[ozzgin]

Pls can I please be the 🦥 anon?

Ps. 🐶 anon and i are married irl lol

If I recall correctly, another pair of anons were dating, too. It feels quite strange to have whole family units casually interacting with me, in a good way though.

I might have to start building a genealogy tree for the anons here, to keep track of the relationships. Excel sheets and everything. :D

[ozzgin]

Had a dream that my dad commissioned you to draw his undertale oc for 220$. How was your day, Ozz?

–Muslim anon

That is a highly specific kind of dream. Well, if your dad ever wants his Undertale OC drawn, I can do it for free haha.

My day has been alright so far! I am presently pondering whether I should plunge into my inbox, save some of the early asks into my drafts, and delete everything else that has already been delayed for months. Looking at almost 700 messages now and I'm not too happy about ignoring most of them, but I don't like the prospect of a never-ending inbox. Remains to be seen.

I wish you a fantastic day, and plenty of luck with your Ramadan preparations - if there's any (I'm told it begins in a month or so).

[ozzgin]

OZZ! YOU'RE A NICHIJOU FAN????? WHAT?? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

you have impeccable taste, my friend. It's so funny and wholesome, yet I love how unhinged it is at the same time (kinda like you pookie 😘😘).

I just started watching it with my dad like, two weeks ago, but it's reeeeeallly good. Tho I like the humor in Saiki k better, the writing makes me giggle, which is difficult since I have trauma related to showing emotions and laughing, but anywAYS-

Have a nice day, babes 😫

~ 🐇

I watched Nichijou back in 2013, so it makes me tremendously happy knowing that people still appreciate this classic. It has a very particular kind of absurdist humor that I absolutely love.

Slapstick comedy in general is probably my favorite genre of anime, if you couldn't already tell from my goofy writing style. I've watched so many series; the high school tomfoolery trope is my personal addiction. Every season I'll be scouring the AniCharts in search of a new silly adventure.

If this is the kind of stuff you like, allow me to offer you some more recommendations: Daily Lives of High School Boys, Wasteful Days of High School Girls, Lucky Star, Watamote, Aho-Girl, YuruYuri, Chio's School Road, Sakamoto Desu Ga?, Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, Cromartie High School, Plastic Neesan, Oshiete! Galko-chan, Tanaka-kun is Always Listless...I'm rambling, sorry. A lot of these titles fill me with indescribable nostalgia.

Wishing you a lovely week, and I thank you for taking me on this memory trip back to my youthful days. :')

[ozzgin]

Ozz, we're about to be left without TikTok. Pls do something ;-;

I don't think you have to worry about that anymore, anon. Let me offer you an alternative, though, just in case. :) content: gender neutral reader, good ol' human kink trope

You eyed the name suspiciously, index finger hovering above the screen. You'd never seen this kind of writing before. Some sort of foreign language? Why was this in your recommendations, even? With a shrug, you gleefully ignored the eldritch runes and downloaded the cursed app, much too curious to ignore it.

Somehow, perhaps through some fateful glitch of the Universe or your own exceptional clumsiness, you'd accidentally stumbled upon a social media platform belonging to the Monster Realm.

At first, you wondered if this was some bizarre fetish website, or a community you weren't aware of: all videos, without exception, featured monstrous creatures and abstract aberrations. Tails, horns, hundreds of eyes, tentacles, fangs the size of your head. Above everything else, the quality of these costumes was phenomenal, as realistic as it could get.

With mild hesitation, you decided to post your own introductory video, humorously calling yourself a lost wanderer. The few comments you received were of utter confusion; what creature were you supposed to be? Was this some sort of disguise?

You assumed the members were appalled by your lack of participation, so you replied to one of the baffled viewers with a proper explanation and apology. You weren't into this kind of cosplay - just an average human, really - so you hoped it wouldn't be necessary.

That's all it took. The next day, you nearly dropped your phone from the shock of seeing tens of thousands of followers, comments, direct messages, requests. You scrolled helplessly, staring at the never-ending stream of notifications. "Wait, is this actually a human?", "Can you post more videos of yourself", "Do you take tips", "Would you be interested in being interviewed by us", and the suggestions and pleads kept going.

Even worse, you watched in terror as hundreds of videos discussed your arrival. Monsters trying to track you down, hoping to meet you in person, others proudly declaring they'd soon make you their mate.

Was it too late to log off and pretend it never happened?

Your ears perched up at the sound of scratches against your entrance door, and you prayed you hadn't been found by one of the blasphemies already.

[ozzgin]

Thank you Ozzy for your quick response, your idea just sparked my passion! I got another one, maybe you'll like this one too: By luck, one of the monsters gained access to the human Internet. He can't believe his luck, especially when he finds out that among people there are those who prefer monsters! Or at least interested in trying it! He understands that this is a one in a million chance and, since he has zero social skills and his brain is intoxicated with happiness, he begins to write to people in an attempt to get to know each other. Of course, not everything goes well, but he is determined to find someone who will believe him!.. And who will agree to meet in a dark alley on the border of the worlds, where a person could theoretically end up in the dimension of monsters. Go straight to visit him!

I feel like this could be its own story, independent from the monster author! Here, put on the dealer's trench coat. Go join the kimono anon.

And...connect.

He gawks in disbelief. Did he really just access the human Internet? It could very well be a scam. He clicks on a link, then another, then another. Thousands and thousands of pages, profiles, images, news. No monster could orchestrate such a complex prank. This has to be the real deal.

He rapidly scans the lines of text, overwhelmed. He didn't expect such a colossal influx of information. He wanted to know more about humans, of course, but this...where to start? Where to look? At last, his reptile eyes rest on a particular post:

Am I the only one who finds the monster character hot?

The comments are filled with people agreeing and offering other examples. The term 'monster fucker' is frequent. He hums to himself, a shiver of excitement running down his spine. His thick tail sways from side to side, restless.

Not only has he found an opening to the human world, but there are humans who would consider mating with him? He's almost tempted to ask his fellow beastly friend if he's dreaming or hallucinating, but he won't: this is his secret, a chance too fantastic to be shared with anyone else.

The one problem - to his despair - is that no one will believe him when he introduces himself as a monster. At best, he's accused of having a strange humor. At worst, he's called a creep.

Only one person has agreed to meet him. You. Why not, you asked yourself with ridiculous indifference and calm. If he's lying, you can just go home. If he isn't, you get laid by a nightmarish creature like you always dreamed of.

He paces back and forth, occasionally glancing ahead. You should be here soon. Lord Cthulhu, he can barely contain himself. What if you reject him? You wouldn't. You can't do this to him.

At last, he sees you approaching from a distance. Stunning. Adorable. Breedable. There's no way in the great Hells that he's letting you go now.

[More Monsters]

[ozzgin]

Can I be 🦌anon..? /•//•/ dear lords I love your writing…

Also could I ask for dilf-y slime humanoid with a gender neutral reader? Just a few headcannons or shorts if that’s alright with you 🙏

I immediately thought of Slime Guest who constantly tries to find out your preferences, then morphs into it for the sake of flirting with you. Maybe they snuck inside your backpack as you went to hang out with your friends, giggling at some guy you passed by. Or perhaps they crawled inside your piping again, listening to your shower mumbles, then observing your couch laze where you stare a little too long at a photo.

You can immediately tell that they've done their stalking homework, because the next day, without exception, Slime Guest will coincidentally look like your latest crush.

"Oh, this," they'll yawn nonchalantly, flexing an arm against the wall, "I just felt like it, you know?"

Good Lord, they love seeing that faint blush quickly taking over your cheeks. Pure adrenaline rush. It's a monumental task to not immediately crumble at your feet, begging you to come to their room for some fun. Stay in character, they scold themselves with pursed lips.

Wait, how exactly do DILFs act? They'll ponder awkwardly in front of you before finally mumbling:

"So, uh...How about you come over and I help you with your homework?"

"Sir, I'm the cleaning staff."

[ozzgin]

hi ozzie! i’ve always kinda lurked on ur acc and i just wanted to let yk i love ur work! make sure to take care of yourself and remember ur the best !!!!

Thank you pookie, from one awkward lurker to another. Your secret presence is very much appreciated. Take care of yourself as well, and may you have a fantastic week!! 😤

[ozzgin]

Hello again! It’s me Marina. I want say thanks for answering my asked, so in returned I drew a new yandere monster. He is a cobra Naga Raja and he very obsessed with you right now unless other darling want to join his harem. I hope you love your gift and new character. :3

The attention to detail is truly mesmerizing. The design, the accessories, and most importantly: the otherworldly shine added to my bald scalp.

Thank you for this generous gift, Marina dear. Since you mentioned a harem of Darlings, I humbly extend the invitation to everyone else reading this. One can never have enough naga boyfriends.

Gosh, I'll be adding this masterpiece to my little treasure chest! <3

[ozzgin]

THE LAST BLOG LIKE WHAT??! THE CHEESE ON—.... UH, THE GLORIOUS MOON, ROUND AND FULL, A HEAVENLY SPHERE OF PERFECT GRACE HAS CHEESE BETWEEN ON IT?? nice tits by the way

Honestly, I'm starting to feel a little bad for flashing my goodies all the time. One may even - rightfully so! - accuse me of influencing the audience with all these indecent displays.

Alas, I cannot change who I am: a slutty rampallian.

[ozzgin]

I just imagine you hosting a monster fucker contest and going “First place goes to [name].. Second place goes to.. [name]..? And third place goes to [name] again”

This could be you. What’s holding you back?

[ozzgin]

yan!soldier might be one of the worst characters in your roster to play a cat-and-mouse game with, but it’s really enticing to try.

i mean cmon, he’s so stoic and intimidating that seeing him get all worked up from his darlings hot-and-cold shtick is kind of cute to think about. leaning into his touch one moment, then ignoring him the next.

is it a bad idea? almost definitely. is it fun while it lasts? very.

(i have a feeling im gonna be in your inbox a lot re: this freak, may i be soldier anon?)

Oddly enough, I don't think he'd be too bothered by all the teasing. In the sense that, sure, he'd be anxiously wondering what's causing you to pull away, whether you're planning to leave him, whether you don't love him anymore.

But, just as you said, he has that Eastern European stoicism in him; he'll pour himself another drink, and remind himself that he will always keep you close. He's tackled with fates of much grander order. He spat in the face of his poverty and dug his way out of the trenches. You're in his grasp, and that will never change.

Thus, he'll play his part with confidence. He'll shower you with diminutives, beg you to forgive him for whatever he might've done to upset your little heart. He'll stroke your hair with his rough, battered hands, asking you to have patience with a crooked man like him. On his face remains the same, faint smile: you both know this is just theatre, and you'd never be able to escape his love.