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You weigh the gift in your hand, excited to open it.

Every year, Yandere School organizes an anonymous gift exchange among students and staff. Everyone is encouraged to participate as a way to connect with others, or to strengthen existent bonds.

Normally, the gifts focus on useful tools of trade. Someone might get a textbook, perhaps, such as "Stalk without ever getting caught: 1001 tricks". Someone else may gleefully receive a set of night vision binoculars.

Ever since you joined the school, however, the rules have changed. Moreover, a second, secret event has begun taking place, where enamoured admirers can freely exchange (Y/N) merch and memorabilia: creepshots, stolen belongings, even skillfully crafted artworks upon the request of the participants.

It's a small object, neatly wrapped in glitter paper. You peel apart the packaging, revealing...a set of baseball cards? Upon closer inspection, you realize they're not the usual collectible.

"Hey! These are all cards of me!" you flip through each piece of cardboard, marveling at the discovery. "This is me washing my hands in the bathroom, me walking home from school...why is my childhood photo 'ultra rare'?"

The room falls into silence. A teacher snaps his head towards the students, a knowing frown on his face: which one of you dumbasses mixed up the events?

"This is...I'm getting a little emotional," you say, scratching your cheek. "My family does the same thing. To think you'd go all the way out, asking my parents about our traditions, just so I could feel at home..."

Somewhere, in a different classroom, a student stares at their gift in confusion. A stuffed toy, holding a heart with the inscription I love you.

"Why is it so crusty," they wonder, giving the plush another squeeze.

[Yandere School Masterlist]

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On Christmas Eve, you find a baby outside your apartment complex. A dangerous choice of drop-off, given you live in a neighborhood owned by the local mafia.

Your two yakuza landlords and friends join your search in finding the parents. One small obstacle: they're in the middle of a gang war, so your investigation is occasionally interrupted by bullets and blood.

What's that? A Tokyo Godfathers inspired Christmas Special, featuring the yandere yakuza boys? Damn straight.

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Love how in the monster band fic,you referred to the only human in the fic as 'It' LOL-🦊

It's something I tend to do sometimes, because in my eyes, a human in the monster realm would be the equivalent of a nondescript creature here.

Sure, the monsters find it hot. But what is "it"? Depending on how much human lore there is, the reactions might differ.

Someone like Monster Author is probably much more knowledgeable when it comes to the furless beings. "Ah, judging strictly from the features, this must be a female presenting humanoid." Take someone like Toby, however, a cosmic alien who's never even heard of humans or their Universe. What is he looking at? It's a...thing. Well, the thing is alive and moving, that's certain. Otherwise he's clueless. He doesn't know about gender or age in human terms. He doesn't understand your gibberish.

This is how I often imagine the Reader reveal:

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Hello, I am sorry to bother you but... months ago , I sent a request for yandere male yuki onna x female reader.

Do you get it, or did tumblr delete it...

Sorry for the bothering

I do recall a request like that, my apologies. Some requests go as far back as last year, and the ever-increasing pile is what lead to my disclaimer about response time. :')

I was hoping to write something for it in the winter months as a seasonal story, maybe as a yokai harem special. I think it'd make a nice addition to the collection of demons.

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Hey am new here to your ur story's but I just read you ur yokai harem say story and was wondering if there wonle be updates ?are if you had stop working on it? Oh and if am bothering you please feel free to ignore me

Thank you for your time! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Hello and welcome!

I think the problem so to say is that I have multiple ongoing series for which I am not always inspired, you know? That doesn't mean I've dropped the story, just that I temporarily set it aside.

Not sure if you've checked the masterlist, but the story has a lot of additional content like doodles, extra characters, and short scenarios. These are posted spontaneously. Maybe I got a sudden idea, or someone made a request that resonated with me in the moment. So, while I can't guarantee a concrete "when", there will certainly be more, especially for the yokai boys. It's my biggest brainrot, haha.

Glad it's to your liking as well! <3

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content: gender neutral reader, profanities, based on Detroit Metal City

Your boyfriend is the sweetest. He's shy and polite, loves listening to soft pop, and frequently calls his mom back in the countryside to ask how the family is doing.

He's also the lead singer of a blackened death metal band.

To be honest, it's partly your fault. You had gotten tired of his frequent complaints that he can't pay the bills, or that the latest studio rejected his dreamy CD. This can't go on, you told him. He needs to find something that actually pays.

And he did. He was rather hesitant when he rang you, inviting you over to the recording session. You thought he'd given up on his silly music dreams, so what exactly was he doing there?

You were greeted by an older woman in fishnets and a leather jacket. She nodded at you with the cigarette still hanging from her lips.

"Is this your partner? FUCK!" she exclaimed, slapping your bottom and inviting you in with a loud, crass laugh. It's her catchphrase, you were informed.

You stared in horror at the decadent display: your boyfriend, the lead vocalist, sang about being a terrorist from Hell and slaughtering his parents, friends, and lover. His heeled boot occasionally rested on a chubby salaryman in fetish attire, kicking and rolling as the performance went on.

That night, he sipped on his boba tea with tears in his eyes, telling you how disgusted he is by his persona. Alas, it was but an act, and it seemed to be the only thing bringing him fame. Within months, they'd gathered a dedicated following.

Lately, however, The Prince of Darkness has started to come out more often. Your boyfriend didn't have the time to remove his costume when he noticed someone trying to flirt with you. Still in character, he jumped over the table and inserted his fist into the poor victim's mouth, screaming unholy threats that left you speechless. His remaining fans began chanting about sacrifices.

"I suppose I got a little jealous," he confessed afterwards with an awkward laugh.

"You humped the stranger in front of the masses and warned that no one ever touches your human belonging," you reminded him with furrowed brows.

You still haven't decided whether a depraved maniac pinning for you is a compliment, or big trouble.

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More size difference delinquent fairy

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I'm not sure if you do angst... but I'll ask anyways. Ignore if you don't wanna answer, I'll understand.

What would the gorgon host do if his darling accepts the 2nd season after choosing him in the first and then they just don't choose him in the end of the second season?

Would he just be happy with the views no matter what (because it would be a viral scandal if darling does so), ignoring darling or would he try to take them back with him by any means necessary?

Oh, he would absolutely try to win you back. He'd claim it's a business choice: what about future seasons? What about spinoffs? Are you going to settle for one monster, when you could win the hearts of thousands?

In truth, he really did like having you around. He's not immune to the human charms, you see. He quickly discovered his awards and record-breaking views were not as satisfying as returning home to his human partner.

So, as pathetic as it is, he'll swallow the truth and turn on the waterworks. Come on, don't do this to him. You had something special. He'll officially cancel the series; no more dating, no more games. Please.

If you decide to take him back, you'll skeptically wonder if he can truly stay away from the fame and attention. Well, he can't. Don't fret, he's not going to break his promise. No one said anything about different kinds of shows, however.

"My life with a human spouse", coming out next year. Follow the mundane and cozy adventures of a flamboyant, charismatic monster and his cute little human partner.

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Here's a doodle for puppy! Hybrid bc I can't get him outta my mind!

I feel like y/n would do this if puppy! Hybrid kept asking for more deranged requests🫠

Thank you for this fantastic tutorial; you might not know it yet, but you've saved the sanity of many helpless souls already.

Has your Puppy!Hybrid stumbled upon the adult channels and won't stop making ghoulish demands? Here's an easy trick to get them to behave.

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Oooh. My heart. Nerdy yandere is so cute. Just wanna kiss up on his pimples & tell him it doesn’t matter if he’s not “typically hot” he’s hot to me. (No I’m not projecting why would u think that…😬😶🫢)

Reminder that everyone here is a cutie patootie and my characters will love your appearance with no exceptions.

Yandere!Nerd in particular will always make sure to uplift you and show his eternal gratitude. After all, you looked at him and chose him from all other people. At last, he's found the one who accepts him as he is.

You're never getting rid of him, that's for sure. You're his designated cutie.

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What if there was a shy!reader who's the biggest fan for a monster band and absolutely LOVES their music, showing up to their every show and having all of their merch. They would have the biggest crush on them too but is too afraid to do anything about it.

One day, they decided to have a meet and greet after one of their shows. You quietly came up to them to ask for an autograph but no words came out and you started to panic a little.

They looked at you like you're the most adorable thing they've ever seen and signed your poster along with your shirt without you saying anything. You bowed your head down as thanks and walked away in shyness.

Now, in every show they perform in, they would look around just to try and find one particular face, yours. The moment they lock eyes with you, they don't stop. Why would they? You're the cutest fan they've ever met.

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That's actually such a great idea. Monster!Band, a fan favorite among the monstrous population. Unbeknownst to them, they have one singular human follower: you.

The concert venue is always crowded, so your existence remains a mystery. Not even the other attendants notice that a human frequently sneaks its way closer to the stage.

At the latest meet and greet, a pair of foreign hands reaches out for an autograph. The members take a moment to stare in silence, earning a flustered shuffle from you. Have you said something wrong? Did you skip your place in the queue? No, they simply didn't expect to see a human. As a matter of fact, it's the first time in their life. An encounter of a lifetime.

Thankfully they're quick to regain their composure, smiling and signing your merch, then following your figure with a pang of regret. It would've been improper to ask for your contact, especially before the hungry, envious eyes of other fans.

They begin searching for you every night, walking onto the stage and scanning the area with an almost pathetic need to find you. A cheeky sort of competition develops between the band mates, taking turns in approaching you, winking in your direction, or targeting you for interactions. You've suddenly become the lucky owner of several items thrown into the crowd; the priceless goods always land in your hands.

You might think of yourself as their biggest fan, but the beastly artists have taken quite an interest in you, too. That photo you managed to snap after their show? It's the lead singer's phone wallpaper now. Remember the time your bracelet somehow flew at the feet of the guitarist? He was ready to kick it away, until he realized it's yours. It is now his most prized possession.

Indeed, it seems that the fan behavior is slowly shifting the other way around. If only they'd find a way to get closer to their human.

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Me if I was on the dating show since only Dylan O Brien can be my husband <3 (sorry to my irl boyfriend)

Oh no, I have a special Dating Show for you.

You think you signed up for Monster Dating Show, but you're actually dropped on an island filled with Dylan O'Brien impersonators and one (1) real Dylan O'Brien. If you find the real one, you win a million dollars, but everyone else is charged $123.8 trillion (United States net worth). No one wants you to win. Time ticks against you.

Maybe during your time spent on impersonator island, the original Dylan bonds with you. Hell, he could fall in love with you. He knows you're desperate to win. What will it be? Is he going to choose love and a debt equal to 723% of the national GDP? Will he run away from his feelings? Are you smart enough to figure it out on your own?

Tune in for the next episode.

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YOU NEVER MISS WHEN IT COMES TO DESIGNING MONSTERS, ALL OF THEM IS SO GOOD. YOU SERVE ALL THE TIMEEE WITH YOUR WRITINGS TOOO, I'LL GIVE YOU MY ONE OF MY KIDNEYS OR 2 IF YOU EVER LOSE ONE

Let's not bring organs into this, I just got out of a police van after my latest fashion stunt. That's all I'm going to say.

Anyways, your words are very much appreciated! I'd personally like to expand more on genuinely monstrous creatures with little human resemblance, but it's difficult. Can't think of a concrete example, maybe Jason Engle offers a proper insight.

I suspect a lot of skill is required for that, so who knows? Maybe I'll get there by the time I hit retirement. Then you'll have something to keep you entertained at the senior home. Or maybe I will need a kidney, so we'll met at the donor center, and I'll stuff you in my convertible, then we'll spend the rest of our years chasing the hills and our unquenched desire for monsters. This could be us.

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content: gn reader, NSFW

Now I keep thinking about it. Monster Dating Show host with a hoe Reader. It's a win for everyone involved. The other monsters have their chance with a human, you get ravaged by monsters, and Mr. Host is drowning in views, ratings, and fame.

He's not the jealous type, you see. At the end of the day, you return to him. You belong to him. He knows it, you know it. You've chosen him because no one else compares.

Sometimes he'll sit back and watch with a grin on his face. There's something particularly amusing about the desperate thrusts of the beasts, their longing gaze, their drooling snouts. Once they're done fucking you, you come crawling back to him.

"Not what you expected?" he'll say smugly, sliding his fingers between your legs. "Such a greedy human you are. Well, I don't blame you. Can't do without a grand finale, eh?"

Rinse and repeat. The little muppets fight to have a taste of your body, competing for a pathetic evening at your feet. The grand prize, however, was always his.

[Monster Dating Show Series]

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Please don't mind me butting in, but I immediately thought of Bunny!Reader with a big, buff Werewolf!Wrestler who makes sure to put on a show for your sake. No one can flirt with you or mistreat you at work because she'll return them in a box the next day. Mean dog privileges.

lesbian and wlw followers what do we think about... wrestler x ring girl. You're just there to hold the signs and look pretty-- but little do you know you've caught the attention of one of the most undefeated, ruthless wrestlers in the ring👀

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To the people wanting to choose the gameshow host I get you!

But we will be clickbaited for the rest of time

And as fun potentially co-hosting would be, y’all KNOW we’ll end up involved in some “prizes”

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“Congratulations our dear contestant, you have made it to the final round where you can earn our GRAND PRIZE, or… you can risk it all and (maybe) win a(1) smooch hug from our lovely co-host humannnn!”

“I don’t remember agreeing to this”

“Babe please, it save thousands on overhead”

I had the same train of thought! Everyone voting to run away with Mr. Host, and then a few months later Season 2 is advertised.

"Think of the numbers," he begs, hands clasped together in prayer.

"I didn't choose you so you could pass me around to even more monsters!"

"Please, I'm a star!"

Don't do this to him, don't deny him the fame. It doesn't count as him pimping you out to monsters if it's all fake!!!

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*beats u up gently so u can sleep*

<3

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I was actually going to include it in the hashtags of the initial post, "strongly considering paying someone to knock me out so I can finally rest"

Imagine ringing Daitou late at night to come over to your place and he's all perfumed and ready for action.

"You want me to...what?"

"Make it quick," you say, stuffing your head deeper into the pillow. "Below the jaw, so I'm out without a hassle."

"I'm not- I'm not going to hit you."

"Listen here boy, you're on thin ice. All I need is a couple of hours of sleep. Help a desperate man out."