kenzie-kitty
Kenzie Kitty
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Conact me for editing services. I write and draw. My work is not always SFW. Suggestions are welcome, as is mail! Might even do some commissions. ^.^ PayPal: paypal.me/KenzKitty
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kenzie-kitty · 4 years ago
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when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
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kenzie-kitty · 4 years ago
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My new, totally uneducated guess for why humans tell stories is to keep them from getting bored and cranky while following a gazelle for four hours. No deeper mystery or meaning. Some folk needed a distraction while they tried to catch dinner so they just made some shit up. The end.
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kenzie-kitty · 4 years ago
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Break the stigma
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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Let me be horny ffs 😔
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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Source: This
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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*cowering behind pillow* plz don’t kill me, Writeblrs….
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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adhd gothic
you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.
there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.
you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.
your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?
someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.
there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.
you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 
there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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I love going to type something and post it and then mobile Tumblr says theres an error and I never get to see it ever again.
I shoulda fuckn saved it.
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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Reader: “Oh my God! I can’t wait to see what happens next!”
Me, the author, who has been winging this plot since chapter one:
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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who just sent me money “for being perfect”
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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teach me?? how to draw?? the action of kissing????
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Step 1. yearn
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.
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kenzie-kitty · 5 years ago
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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
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