#fuck you dice

[myriad-of-things]

had a series of fuck ups with the watercolor brush. ended up making a cool effect. i have no idea how im gonna replicate this for red eyes

[myriad-of-things]

HEY

[britcision]

Indie ttrpg designers

We seem to be back in the “dnd sucks why don’t you just play Other Games (yours)” and I have a single question for you in return

Do I get to roll a d20?

Because I like the d20

That shape pleases me

I do not wish to roll a random amount of d6s or d8s or any of them other fuckers

I wish to roll the d20 because icosahedrons please me

I will also accept d12 but the other shapes all have less mouthfeel so if that’s what your game’s based on, it is not for me

I’d also prefer more than four stats but I’m not gonna lie it is the shape of the math rocks so like

Rec your d20 based indie ttrpgs friends cuz every single one I’ve opened is them little cube fuckers or the double pyramid and I Require Round

[theactualsunshinechild]

[sunnixsunshine]

I know nothing about dnd by the way

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Actual footage of Tony trying to talk to Kelsey this episode:

Now what I personally need is for her to despise him for a while then for them to have some big heart to heart and them to become best friends OKAY I'm very invested in what's become of their dynamic and I'm all here for "Punished" Tony the wet cat that he is I yield the rest of my time thank you.

[yardsards]

there's a running joke in taz that clint doesn't know what he's doing. and while it's generally good-natured fun, it's not usually very true past balance. idk if it's cuz he started taking notes to keep track of stuff or just more experience playing ttrpgs or both but he seems to have genuinely gotten pretty good, and recently listening to how he played merle in imbalance vs balance really highlighted that. AND THEN what he just pulled in this latest steeplechase, playing to the expectations that "oh haha of course he would mess up his own character's name" only to turn it around that he was deliberately foreshadowing his plan there and he fucking bamboozled us all (even his fellow players). 10/10. you sly-ass bastard.

[triple-pupil]

Fuck You, have WIPs I'll never finish. Part 1.

It's dick, he's talking about his boss's dick.

The second one.

The third one.

[nanmo-wakaran]

by Crystal Maggie

[xshimaeraxx]

okay but [cc] king dice being soft/a good boss for the casino crew/his employees and ONLY his employees has such a fucking hold on me you dont even understand- and like, picture it from the pov of a recently-hired cups n mugs.

this man, who cups n mugs know as a cruel, selfish, lying conman of a dice, giving chips the day off (with pay) easy as anything when he has a bad pain day and jokingly complains about it 30 minutes into his shift as a dealer (bc chronic pain-having chips has my heart n soul n i am NOT SORRY FOR IT bitch) and LITERALLY won’t let chips work ‘til the flare-up’s passed

this man, who mugman and cuphead both still have thrashing, terrifying, heart-stopping nightmares about, begrudgingly carrying a drunk-off-his-arse mr. wheezy back to his room in the casino’s employees’ apartments and yes he grumbles about it but he still does it and then leaves a glass of water on the table in the kitchenette for when the cigar inevitably wakes up with a hangover the next morning

this man, who’s cards mugman still flinches away from with images of blood and their organs spilling out of their guts flashing cross their eyes in the first two and a half months of their & their brother’s employment whenever he does some trick or another for some of the casino’s patrons, idly throwing a blanket across cuphead’s back when he falls asleep in the worker’s breakroom during his & mugman’s lunch break one day

tldr: SOFT!KING DICE WHO GOES FUCKING FERAL WHEN ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES GETS THREATENED AND/OR INJURED BECAUSE THOSE’RE his EMPLOYEES family DAMNIT, KING DICE WHO���S BIO LOVED ONES HAVE ALL EITHER BEEN KILLED (by his own hand or someone else’s, it doesn’t really matter) OR LEFT, WHO’S MADE THE MANAGER OF THIS RAGTAG GROUP OF PEOPLE WHICH ONLY EXPANDS EVERY 3-4 YEARS OR SO, WHO LOOKS AT THIS TINY LITTLE GROUP HE’S CARVED OUT FOR HIMSELF, AND THINKS: “huh. having a family’s pretty damn nice, actually.”

do you see my vision tumblr DO YOU SEE IT I SAY

[aq2003]

fabian kicking off junior year being canonically attracted to his own reflection and rolling the first nat 1 of the season and getting run over by the hangvan is so painfully on brand for him

[myriad-of-things]

going on the yugioh wiki to look up the guys your friend was telling you about while also knowing kanji courtesy of chinese is like. wow. yugioh literally means game king. 15 years of childhood wonder out the window. kaiba means seahorse. jounouchi means within the city. yugi literally means game. all the ygo protagonists have the kanji for game as the first character of their names. wow it's the same character as my own surname. MY GIVEN CHINESE NAME QUALIFIES ME AS A YGO PROTAGONIST???? i hate this

[hunterontheedge]

The dungeons sure are dicey, yeah?

(Bonus witches beneath the cut because the one above is rushed)

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 110

Okay so we all know about how Regis told Dandelion in the books that his blood smelled nice, which was most likely about how none of his wounds were infected and whatnot, but what if it wasn't? What if Jaskier has a special type of blood, whether magically made, cursed, or perhaps just o- or some shit lmfao Either way, Vampires LOVE this shit. Their favorite delicacy when they choose to partake. This becomes a problem when Jaskier has a hurt foot and Geralt takes him to a medic. A vampire, whether the medic, the medic's assistant, or just someone lurking outside who caught a whiff of the blood, is like "Jackpot!" and tells all his little vampire friends, and now they're hosting a big feast just to drain this guy. But it's such a delicacy, the vampire decides maybe they should only drain him a little, so he can keep the human around, so the human can regain his blood, and they can drink from him AGAIN! Oh yes, marvelous! He throws the best parties! Jaskier wakes up with a horrible headache. He's dressed incredibly fancy, though he doesn't think these are his clothes- Speaking of which, he also doesn't think this is his room at the inn... Is he- Is he fucking chained to a dining table? "Let the buffet begin! I hope you're thirsty my friends!~" Fuck. He hopes Geralt gets here quick-

[knowlesian]

one of my favorite games to play whenever i rewatch the bear is “spot the very realistic health code/basic kitchen rule violations”

so far my favorite is one of the ones i’ve never seen mentioned: how often people wear their aprons outside the kitchen, which is absolutely a no-no and equally absolutely happens all the goddamned time and i am speaking from a lot of experience on that one

[thenothlng]

i hope its us in the end detail shots below the cut.