#Geralt

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

OH GOD ! Here is is ! The rarest pokemon ! JOEY BATEY

Thank you so much to have found this @lansalla !

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Geralt: on a scale of one to cherry pie, how drunk are you?

Jaskier: blueberry cobbler

[phantomstatistician]

Tag: OT3

Sample Size: 1,309 stories

Source: AO3

[0dde11eth]

There's book smart (eskel)

There's street smart (geralt)

And then there's lambert...

[artistsfuneral]

Jaskier gets sick before the Mountain™

He absolutely loathes that it happens, especially because he knows that Yennefer is tagging along, but bound to the bed as he is, there's really nothing he can do. So he watches Geralt leave with tired eyes. Silently pleading for him to not leave him behind like this, but never saying it out loud. He's confident that Geralt won't return.

[ahh-fxck]

"But for now, Jaskier will have to do," says Essi as they're finishing a conversation about how she can't be with Geralt, and I instantly LOSE MY MIND

Geralt pal you're going to have to make do with the man who is absolutely insane for you and will follow you literally to the ends of the earth

Like Essi is HANDING IT TO HIM ON A PLATTER

Sadly she did not hand a clearly labeled diagram to him on said platter so-

[fandom-junk-drawer]

Geralt: Jaskier, we're having dinner in my room. I'm bringing the food.

Yennefer: You're in charge of the drinks. Bring something we can really have fun with!

Jaskier: I know just the thing!

[fukiana]

WITCHER IV REVEAL TRAILER Ciri fighting like Geralt  

[tielmamon]

hand slipped

[kaciart]

@badthingshappenbingo Carved Mark

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[geraltgwynbleidd]

Witcher studying...

Geralt of Rivia, the Wolf School.

+ bonus Voren of Dilligen, the Bear School

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: I don't like the nickname white wolf. Find something else

Jaskier: ok how about daddy

Geralt: what?

Jaskier: what?

[artistsfuneral]

Childhood Friends AU

Jaskier and his siblings spend half of the year at his family's Summer Residence

Being the free spirit that he is, he's out of the door as soon as his lessons are over and spends most of his days exploring the surrounding lands and the forest

Whenever the boys of Kaer Morhen are done with training and chores, nobody cares what they're doing, so Geralt and Eskel slip away into the woods

Jaskier meets Geralt and Eskel in the forest

There's some apprehension at first, Geralt and Eskel look at Jaskier and see a posh little boy with no muscles whatsoever and clothes expensive enough to feed their cohort - meanwhile Jaskier looks at these two disheveled boys with dirt smudged against their cheeks and eyes that feel a bit too much like those of his father's hunting dogs

But then Jaskier smiles and asks if they want to see something cool and soon three little boys are tracking through the forest, climbing over fallen logs and crawling through bushes and brambles and a tight bond of friendship forms between them

Year after year after year they meet up almost daily

[themuskrater]

"CIRI LOOKS TOO DIFFERENT, CDPR RUINED THE WITCHER"

Bitch ass

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[alpinearts]

"His blood was draining away quickly. There was no time. The witcher cursed and bit her hard on the neck, just below the ear. He dug his teeth in and clenched them until her inhuman howling became a thin, despairing scream and then a choking sob—the cry of a hurt fourteen-year-old girl."