#Geralt

[0dde11eth]

Ok but geralt insisting on holding jaskiers hand (for SAFETY REASONS) every time it gets dark.

Let me rephrase that. When it gets mildly dim.

Sun behind a cloud? (At noon) gotta hold hands

Walking down a torch lit hallway? They're too far apart, gotta hold hands

Suns setting? Gotta hold hands

Stepping away from the roaring fireplace to grab another ale? Gotta hold hands

It's because jaskier doesn't have geralts witcher eyes. Geralt needs to lead his human around. For the bards safety. Obviously.

[thewhitewolfsdandelion]

jaskier: uhh, you guys have Issues

eskel: yes, i know i have issues. i am working on them.

geralt: the only “issue” is people won’t leave me alone

lambert: issues?? of course i have fucking issues!? have you seen my childhood????

[tielmamon]

hand slipped

[alpinearts]

"His blood was draining away quickly. There was no time. The witcher cursed and bit her hard on the neck, just below the ear. He dug his teeth in and clenched them until her inhuman howling became a thin, despairing scream and then a choking sob—the cry of a hurt fourteen-year-old girl."

[bluedillylee]

the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn

you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol

[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[spidertams]

A Geralt of Rivia, from back when I was reading the books

[0dde11eth]

Geralts determined to start his wooing of the bard. Unfortunately he doesn't have any clues how to do this.

So they give geralt an ear piece so eskel can whisper tips into geralts ear. It has... mixed results

Eskel: Start with a compliment. Tell him he looks slim

Geralt: you seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?

Jaskier: .... 0.0 what!?!

Eskel: change of plan ask him about his day

Geralt: how was your day

Jaskier: thanks for asking. We'll first I woke up and then ....

Geralt: look now he won't stop talking

Eskel: that's normal. Just nod and go uh huh.

Geralt: uh huh uh huh *nodding*

Jaskier: and then you asked me to supper and now I'm here.

Geralt: *nodding*hmm

Jaskier: oh and geralt? Tell eskel I say hi

Geralt and eskel: *panicked noises*

Jaskier: next time don't steal Lamberts gaming headphones with the attached microphone

[powdermelonkeg]

This can be any iteration of Geralt, but I'm picturing TW3

[wiltkingart]

the lovers

[pastaandreievich]

Book Jaskier: chaotic idiot who starts shit like he isn’t the size of a football you can punt over the fence

Hexer Jaskier: chill lil dude who follows you everywhere and just wants to snuggle and lounge in the sunniest window

Netflix Jaskier: unhinged feral last kitten in the sad box on the corner with big ol eyes that make you forgive him for destroying your couch

Geralt: always desperately trying to herd cats

[roskuil]

Vesemir's first day ☀

Previous

[auntmote]

love them 🖤🤍

[artistsfuneral]

Geralt and Jaskier are on a boat when sirens start singing. Geralt panics, speed walking towards Jaskier, ready to jump after his bard and fish him out of the water. He's not prepared for the way Jaskier reacts to the sirens. He sings. He perfectly copies their magical song and ends up luring sirens towards them.

Geralt is not getting paid enough for this.

[trixeclipse]

Geralt sketches 🐺⚔️

[bluedillylee]

Jaskier

Yennefer

Geralt

Cirilla

I’m so proud of these four art pieces. I worked so hard on them and I had so much fun

I’m also on Inprnt where you can buy any of these art pieces if you want