#fuck the ants
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I’m actually crying right now. I just wanted a sandwich and I ended up with 30 ants on the sleeve of my shirt. What the fuck.
#I can’t go back in the kitchen now#they’re waiting for me#one of them bit me too#fuck the ants#I have beef with them now
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#i love city on the edge of forever#fuck coloring. my head is full of ants#tos#star trek#james kirk#spock#spirk
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ive been thinking about how the first game in the timeline begins cuz he couldn't catch her as she fell from the sky and the last game ends because he could catch her.
#zelink#'MJ I THOUGHT YOU WERENT INTO ZELINK' I FUCKING WASNT???#but. (saying this through gritted teeth and snot and tears) what the fuck#tears of the kingdom#skyward sword#loz#legend of zelda#totk#uhhh#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#loz spoilers#the legend of zelda#eyestrain#legend of zelda spoilers#ant art
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I had a very weird dream this morning about a webcomic about an older goth guy and his 2 adoptive “ant girl” daughters.
The goth dude kinda looked like if you combined young Trent Reznor and young Peter Murphy. The ant girls were kinda like cat girls but with ants instead of cats, like they looked mostly human but with ant features. They were about the size of the average teenage human. I remember one of the ant girls was like a red ant with long red hair and whatnot, and the other was a black ant with shorter black hair. I think the red girl had some kind of backstory about how she was a parasitic ant larvae that was sent to infiltrate a different species ant colony (???) but failed and got abandoned and that’s how goth guy adopted her. Idk about the other girl’s backstory or the goth guy’s backstory or what any of their names were.
The comic was REALLY popular online, esp tumblr and Reddit for some reason. On Reddit the red girl was more popular but on tumblr people were REALLY obsessed with the goth guy, I think my subconscious invented a new tumblr sexyman.
#what the fuck#one time i dreamt#dreamt#weird dreams#dream#dreams#subconscious#ants#ant girl#tw ants#the parisitic ant thing kinda reminds me of this one butterfly#but I don’t really think there’s any ants that do that#goth#goth guy#don’t ask why Trent Reznor keeps appearing in my subconscious#weird dream#webcomic#webcomics#webcomix#thomas the plank engine#shitpost#shitposting#meme#magpie chatters
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behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall
#do ants have integrity#sir crocodile#nico robin#one piece#I fucking LOVED the alabasta arc#crocodile simultaneously one of the stupidest and smartest villains#dude managed to successfully create a coup in a country that couldn’t be successfully avoided#but also he falls for telephone scams#I want to kiss him on the mouth#also NICO ROBIN MY BELOVED#SHES SO BADASS#wife for sure#she’s so dramatic#that entrance on the stairs?#SERVE
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The Holy Trinity.
#inside job#trabajo incógnito#reagan ridley#brett hand#ron staedtler#pinterest#fuck you netflix#renew inside job#me encanta que los tres están en tres poses diferentes#renueven trabajo incógnito#MÁS LES VALE que renueven la serie antes de que me muera y mi fantasma los atormente por el resto de la eternidad
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I just found out that Israel has killed more of their own hostages than they have members of Hamas God help me I am going fucking insane
#AND PEOPLE STILL SAY “OHHHH RELEASE THE HOSTAGES!!!!!!!!!!”#THEY HAVE TRIED!!!!! NOW ISRAEL JUST BOMBED 50 OF THEM!!!!!!!!#BUT YEAHHHHH HAMAS COULD END THIS ANT TIME THEY WANTED IF THEY JUST RELEASED THE HOSTAGES RIGHT??????#god you people are so fucking stupid and so fucking awful#also they're literally bombing their own people now. what. what do you even take out of that#free gaza#free palestine#palestine#gaza#israel#mine
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God of Time
#ant's art#homestuck#hs#dave strider#the idea that the citizens of earth-c worship the kids and trolls like religious figures is very funny to me#like imagine the followers of dave and dirk do freestyle rap before dinner instead of praying that's so fucking funny#lord bless this meal... its the real deal...we're eatin corn on the cob... praise god...#that last one's a slant rhyme
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bugs when you lift up a rock
#mine#this was supposed to be a warm up sketch but i got carried away#FUCK foreshortening bro#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#bitb fanart#blood in the bayou#timothy rand#cw ants#jrwi bitb
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Microsoft Paint Pogonomyrmex occidentalis
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Have you considered mating with the ants instead of killing them?
Absolutely not. I’d rather be fed leg-first through a wood chipper.
#tmj number two fan answers asks#fuck the ants#but not in that way#what is wrong with you#the croaker movement
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i swear this is the last time i ping you man my bad. @ford-owner's au calls to me as an enjoyer of Annoying Little Shithead sanji
#everytime you look at this and you dont click to open in full view an ant explodes. save ants and click this image#^plight of artist who never realizes he is drawing at 500x500px until its too late#tiny sanji is so fun to draw. little fuck head#so used to being a hashtag timeskip hater that i almost forgot zoros scar since i usually disregard it out of pettiness#wtf... art#one piece fanart#zoro#roronoa zoro#sanji#black leg sanji#sanzo#zosan
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little ant in his new ride + a bear friend
#my boy napkinnn#kimi antonelli#ollie bearman#formula one#f1#theres a joke here about ollie being too big to fit in the apple car but i was too lazy to actually draw that lop#LOL. anyway that my little brother napkin and his baby giraffe buddy 😁#i said id make the car a blueberry but thats for george actually. kimi gets the brat reference#my art#btw i love that he will be presented as ANT and every site that auto translates to hungatian will show him as hangya 🐜#once i was looking up smth on my sisters phone and i saw sonka 🍖 in the listings and i was like who the fuck... oh... hami...#we also got pia 🍾😁🙏#sorry. sorry i had to tell you this here
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astarion origin playthrough going...well? / big man WHY are we announcing that we got ghaik'd in front of god and everybody. it was for the achievement i swear.
#astarion#bg3#do i get to tag everyone cuz theyre here?#im gonna do that.#gale#wyll ravengard#karlach#halsin#minthara#lae'zel#shadowheart#BAM BOW TAG APOCALYPSE#in my astarion playthru EVERYONE was trying to get in his pants it was fucking hilarious. MIZORA. ive played two playthroughs before this#and mizora NEVER EVER came onto me....astarion has game. it may be pathetic soaking wet rabid animal game but its there. i guess.#ant art
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Today's Balloon SMP stream was good. He's one inch tall and running around Team E's base, everyone love him forever. @buggleboos
#balloon smp#buggleboos#genuinely the funniest shit ive seen he was fucking running around the kitchen like an ant#please please please watch balloon smp if you have the chance its so good#my art
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They are horrible, I want to feed them ant poison
i hate those guys i want those idiots dead
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