#fuck the ants

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

I’m actually crying right now. I just wanted a sandwich and I ended up with 30 ants on the sleeve of my shirt. What the fuck.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[pluviatrix]

ive been thinking about how the first game in the timeline begins cuz he couldn't catch her as she fell from the sky and the last game ends because he could catch her.

[magp1e-starl1ght]

I had a very weird dream this morning about a webcomic about an older goth guy and his 2 adoptive “ant girl” daughters.

The goth dude kinda looked like if you combined young Trent Reznor and young Peter Murphy. The ant girls were kinda like cat girls but with ants instead of cats, like they looked mostly human but with ant features. They were about the size of the average teenage human. I remember one of the ant girls was like a red ant with long red hair and whatnot, and the other was a black ant with shorter black hair. I think the red girl had some kind of backstory about how she was a parasitic ant larvae that was sent to infiltrate a different species ant colony (???) but failed and got abandoned and that’s how goth guy adopted her. Idk about the other girl’s backstory or the goth guy’s backstory or what any of their names were.

The comic was REALLY popular online, esp tumblr and Reddit for some reason. On Reddit the red girl was more popular but on tumblr people were REALLY obsessed with the goth guy, I think my subconscious invented a new tumblr sexyman.

[vainvaiheart]

behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall

[wtfforged]

i swear this is the last time i ping you man my bad. @ford-owner's au calls to me as an enjoyer of Annoying Little Shithead sanji

[soficierva]

The Holy Trinity.

[greencarnation]

I just found out that Israel has killed more of their own hostages than they have members of Hamas God help me I am going fucking insane

[anoant]

God of Time

[orbitalbeetle]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[nebulasteps]

Today's Balloon SMP stream was good. He's one inch tall and running around Team E's base, everyone love him forever. @buggleboos

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Have you considered mating with the ants instead of killing them?

Absolutely not. I’d rather be fed leg-first through a wood chipper.

[robbyykeene]

“She wasn’t forcing him in any way” YOU chose to show Robby so drunk he couldn’t talk and could barely stand. YOU chose to show Robby come out of that room and say he couldn’t remember what happened. YOU chose to show him stand there like a zombie unresponsive while she kissed him and then stumble away like he didn’t know what planet he was on. YOU chose to depict a situation where one party so obviously could not consent, and the other was acutely aware of that fact. Stop playing fucking dumb and admit you’re a pathetic rape apologist and move the fuck on.

[someevilfishwizard]

Microsoft Paint Pogonomyrmex occidentalis

[feketeribizli]

little ant in his new ride + a bear friend

[pluviatrix]

astarion origin playthrough going...well? / big man WHY are we announcing that we got ghaik'd in front of god and everybody. it was for the achievement i swear.