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I’m so relieved that He has been able to reconnect to The Joker.
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what's your favorite flavor of arizona tea? mines green tea with ginseng and honey!
I don’t drink Arizona tea :( but I’ll try that flavor if I get the chance!
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A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.
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Fan, is not your gender Plush?
No. My gender is many and nothing, all encompassing and null.
I hope in the days after the muppet caves gender will be abolished and everyone can feel equal and comfortable in their felt skin.
#the croaker movement#tmj number two fan answers asks#muppet joker supremacy#the croakers wacky muppet friends
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Did you know you don’t have to have a gender. U can just have people refer to u by name. Gender was made by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms
YES!! :3 I generally think I tend to fluctuate through being a girl, a boy, non binary, demi-boy or girl, bi-gender, and agender. Personally though I experience little to no dysphoria so keeping track of what I am isn’t important to me. I don’t hate applying gender to myself, l generally hate its impact on society, and people’s refusal to accept it as being made up.
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Please Share Or Replog Or
Donate to save my life🇵🇸🍉
I hope everyone can donate and share my story
A call for help for abood and Maria in Gaza!!! All thanks and gratitude for your humanitarian stances with us, and we
assistance in this difficult time. Tenth months of displacement and famine have exacerbated our suffering and difficulties beyond belief. We used all the words of sadness and sorrow to describe the situation we had reached, but such words were not enough. The scale of the tragedy and suffering is much greater than what you may have seen or seen on several social media
Dear Friends You can support my family by either donating or sharing my campaign link with others so that the goal is reached sooner Please help us. We are very tired and no one is looking at us. Please help
us. If you canno .donate, publish the account
help us , we need you to spread our story to the world
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Gender bad.
#the croaker movement#idk anymore#I know I’m genderfluid tho#it feels like every and no gender all the time but also only some of the time#who invented gender?#should we go back in time and kill them?
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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of
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⏰ 🚨 attention please🙏🚨
Dear friends and compassionate supporters,
This is Eman Zaqout, from Occupied Gaza, Palestine. I am a Biotechnologist 🩸💉, and scientific researcher👩⚕️ contacting you at a really desperate moment.🍉
I am seeking your assistance to raise funds for saving our lives, facing the starvation in Gaza and help me achieve my doctoral degree dream after being awarded OWSD PhD Fellowship for inspirational women👩🎓
Just like any motivated and loving life woman, and for years, I poured my heart and soul into my work at Al-Shifa Hospital and Turkish Palestinian Friendship Hospital, as Biotechnology Specialist serving cancer patients with compassion and skill 💪✌
(photos of Al-Shifa Hospital before and after the IDF destruction)
(photos of Turkish Palestinian Friendship Hospital before and after the IDF destruction)
I also gave medical lectures to students at different universities and training centers in Gaza👇
As a result of my outstanding grades in my study and the excellent performance in my job, I have been a holder of different scholarship and I am active participant in many research visits and scientific missions👩🔬. The last scholarship as at McGill University in Canada three months ago before the starting of the genocide in Gaza💔
However,😥
My life changed dramatically when Israeli military launched a sweeping war against Gaza. My home and our neighborhood in the North have been destroyed along with our belongings and precious memories early in this crisis😫
My job and my husband's job are gone 💔.Israeli military forced us to evacuate from the north Gaza to the south where they claimed it would be the safe zone but it is not at all😭
Forced to flee with nothing but the clothes on our backs, today, we find ourselves sheltering in a displacement camp lacking access to sanitation, medical supplies, food and drinkable water. I will not talk a lot about the dire and unbearable life we have to go through, as no word can express it fairly🥺😣
The good news in the midst of this tragedy, that I am one of the 22 women from the developing world who have been awarded OWSD- PhD fellowship to pursue my PhD study in Malaysia💪. But now I am stuck in Gaza unable to achieve my dream because Israeli army has occupied and closed all the border crossings😢
Meet 22 women who have been awarded the OWSD PhD Fellowship.
This genocide has been 11 months of hell and horror. We have reached a point where there is no hope left for us here in Gaza, where we are unfortunately just waiting for our turn to die.💔💔
Nevertheless,
I refuse to succumb to despair, holding on to the belief that brighter days lie ahead 🖤🤍💚💖
With your kindness and generosity🥺, I hope to survive the genocide and reclaim the path to achieving my doctorate 💉🩸
Your compassionate aid would mean the world to me and my family.🥺🙏🍉✌
Note, my previous account has been terminated for unknown reasons, but I had meaningful interactions with many of you ✔✔. I have always found the Tumblr community to be incredibly supportive and helpful, so your continued support of our campaign until we reach our goal would be deeply appreciated.💪💕
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by @90-ghost here
by @dlxxv-vetted-donations here
by @northgazaupdates2 here
by @aces-and-angels here
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An inspirational quote courtesy of Kermit.
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Lowlight of your August
The ants.
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Highlight of your August
Being able to relax before I have to do school stuff again and worry about my rapidly approaching future
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I accidentally read vagrants as vegans. Was very confusing.
Should I carry a blade on my date incase i need to defend us from vagrants? And if so how many?
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2iince iit2 ur biirthday ii won’’t 2end u antii croaker anon2 but re2t a2ured iif ii remember ii wiill tomorrow
How kind of you. Thank you for being so considerate.
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It’s my birthday today!!
:3
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Have you considered mating with the ants instead of killing them?
Absolutely not. I’d rather be fed leg-first through a wood chipper.
#tmj number two fan answers asks#fuck the ants#but not in that way#what is wrong with you#the croaker movement
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The ants have been vanquished. This is a day of victory.
I’m actually crying right now. I just wanted a sandwich and I ended up with 30 ants on the sleeve of my shirt. What the fuck.
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