#magpie chatters

[magp1e-starl1ght]

I had a very weird dream this morning about a webcomic about an older goth guy and his 2 adoptive “ant girl” daughters.

The goth dude kinda looked like if you combined young Trent Reznor and young Peter Murphy. The ant girls were kinda like cat girls but with ants instead of cats, like they looked mostly human but with ant features. They were about the size of the average teenage human. I remember one of the ant girls was like a red ant with long red hair and whatnot, and the other was a black ant with shorter black hair. I think the red girl had some kind of backstory about how she was a parasitic ant larvae that was sent to infiltrate a different species ant colony (???) but failed and got abandoned and that’s how goth guy adopted her. Idk about the other girl’s backstory or the goth guy’s backstory or what any of their names were.

The comic was REALLY popular online, esp tumblr and Reddit for some reason. On Reddit the red girl was more popular but on tumblr people were REALLY obsessed with the goth guy, I think my subconscious invented a new tumblr sexyman.

[mischiefmagpie]

Persona 3 Reload is the biggest fucking letdown. I thought it was going to be including a fem MC like the portable version did, it doesn't.

You'd think that if they were able to fit all the extra changes and relationship mechanics and dialogue to the miniaturized and condensed version of the game, they would easily be able to add it to the remake. Especially given it's 2024 and it's about fucking time JRPGs let you actually play a fem MC.

No they keep using the same old fucking decades old excuse of "it's too hard to add to the game". I'm so fucking tired of that excuse. And it especially falls short when they literally had all the same fucking framework and they could have just...added it.

Like the game literally starts off by assigning a male MC to a GIRLS DORM. But you can't play a woman, or at the very least a female presenting person.

Why would they chose to do that? And then refuse to add the mechanics of playing as a girl, mechanics and script and voice acting they could've just remastered or copied directly.

No, they gave us representation with the barest bones version of the game and ripped it away for absolutely no reason when they had the chance to make a full game again.

And yes, I understand Persona 3 Portable was a remake of the original. But the point is not that they stay 100% faithful to the original. Why add that to a remake, see how beloved it was, and then remove it? Game devs continued to be terrified of tits and pussy and continue make the laziest excuses for not adding them to games.

[apebbleforyourthoughts]

urge to make yet another ponysona

[slashmagpie]

YOU

Hi :D

[miracleghast]

does somebody know what each streamer in pirates smp calls their chat cause for now I have

Seagulls: Acho's Chat, Tubbo's Chat

Sea Salt: Owen's Chat

Rats: Martyn's, Olives, and Eloise's Chat (her mods are cats which is cute!)

Magpies: Scott's Chat (Mods are Crows ?)

Parrots: Kyle's Chat

Ghost Parrots: Sausage's Chat

Adoring Fans: Krow's Chat

The Voices: Michela's Chat, Cleo's Chat

The Waves: Ros's Chat

Crabs: Oli's Chat

I can only watch so many perspectives, so please tell me about the ones I've missed or need to add, or if I've gotten any wrong!

I know this information is pretty trivial but I'd be fun to learn (especially after the war that happened after scott raided acho)

[ballvillepanic]

i fucking love fishing

[pixelpuss]

Quick doodle of rachel before I go to bed! Honestly this outfit just waow

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Remember kids, you can't spell Christmas without hrt <3

[magp1e-starl1ght]

This picture of Robert Smith goes fucking CRAZY. He looks like a 12 year old girl at a sleepover giggling and asking who your crush is. He’s so bbygrl I love him

[mischiefmagpie]

The shadow people in the house are working out. I'm completely alone today, and weights in the garage gym just crashed.

[apebbleforyourthoughts]

question for the pony-drawing folk: why is it so difficult to draw ponies looking good facing forward. there is just no real flattering way of doing it

[justmaghookit]

It turns out that Aster's repeating skin infection has been hiding out in his tail, and it's so fluffy on the outside that I didn't notice until now. So I had to spray it down with iodine and then try and brush out all the tangled gunk and he HATED IT so bad I feel awful :(

It must be so painful no wonder he's always hated having his tail touched. I'll start treating it daily and try and track down any other lingering spots. Worst comes to worse we might have to get him and Magpie shaved so we can more easily look for spots.

Please pray for my boy so we can finally kick his skin issues to the curb.

[slashmagpie]

I can't find evidence of Cleo saying that THEY aren't a woman, but they DID at one point have to explain to someone that referring to their partner using gender neutral terminology wasn't because said partner was a woman (I'm pretty sure the partner was Cam. I'm not 100% on the timeline there)

Yeah, I found that while searching and it is 100% not what I'm looking for unfortunately. I think the original tweet might have been deleted (which is very fair) so I have been looking for the screenshot I originally saw on tumblr but that is very much like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

(From my memory: I'm pretty sure it was during the drama with that reddit mod a couple years ago over Cleo saying "shit" on stream, someone on twitter told her that her language was not appropriate for a woman or something like that and they responded with "I'm not a woman." However I have been looking for a solid hour at this point and am beginning to convince myself that maybe I never saw this in the first place and it was in fact a very vivid dream I had.)

[spinetacks]

for no other reason then I think youd find it cute, the matthew in our system has been nicknamed petal by me and my sibling [nicky is magpie]

petal!! 🥺 that’s so lovely. soft and pretty 🌸 (magpie suits nicky so well too ! funny noisy birds that hop around causing problems..

[barrenclan]

Here’s a little thing I wrote as practice for Cormorantpaw’s POV issue. I wanted to make sure I could get a handle on his voice, and differentiate it enough from Pinepaw’s, so I shot out a short scene from both of their points of view. 

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(Pinepaw) This morning Asphodelpaw decided to play a funny little joke on me. I swear I don’t know where she gets these kinds of ideas. Anyways, I was peacefully slumbering away when paws suddenly slammed into my stomach, jolting me awake. As I stood there heaving, trying to catch my breath, all I could hear was her tittering in the background. Wheezing angrily as I tried to catch my breath, I sputtered out, “You - jerk! - “ and swiped at her. Well, to make a long story short, that was how we both ended up with black eyes when training started that day. 

(Cormorantpaw) The apprentice’s den is a cool place, and often I wake early. Pinepaw and his siblings sleep in very late, which is strange to me. They waste a lot of the day like that. Asphodelpaw was awake first, and was looking at her brother with a shine in her eyes. I recognized it; the kind of look I would see Crow get before she pounced on Magpie’s tail. As I thought, Asphodelpaw crept up behind Pinepaw, lifted her paws, and jabbed them down into his stomach. I flicked my tail and stood up, then left them to their own business. 

[ballvillepanic]

inbox is semi-open

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