#this dress is a dreammmmm

[pixelpuss]

Quick doodle of rachel before I go to bed! Honestly this outfit just waow

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

can i ask for 2009 era Bill Kaulitz with a fashion designer reader? that’s my dreammmmm

like they’re so in love and cheesy with each other + they plan their super extravagant emo outfits to match 😭 i’d die

loooove your writing 🩷 xoxo

(thank you for requesting and I loved this! Sorry if it's short or sucks lmao, xoxo <3)

Bill Kaulitz x Designer Reader

He goes to you for literally any fashion advice

Busts down your down at any given time of the day

You don't care though

It takes HOURS upon HOURS to find the perfect outfit for Bill

He's surprisingly picky

But once you get that outfit?

Babe is so proud

Will happily tell people that you helped him with his outfit

And if you designed shit for him specifically?!

He's buying it all.

If he walks into a store and sees your clothes, he's showing the employee that you're dating

He's so shameless and happy about it

Anyone ask about his clothes?

"(Name) made it for me!"

He's so happy

Will gladly sit down with you for hours to plan any upcoming concert outfits

It's a full time job

He's very extravagant and he wants to look his best

And why not go to you to help him with that?

Matching outfits hands down

He's so proudly gonna match his own emo outfits with you

And if you wear his clothes?

Oh my god he almost died

Even if your style is not emo, he will sometimes dress in your style

As long as you dress in his style

You guys are in the front at any show

If you have your own shows for your fashion line?

He's in the front row, recording it all go down and is the one to be clapping the loudest when you come out

Takes everything in Tom to get this boy to stop yelling

He's just happy man

If you're cheesy with outfits, he'll indulge in it completely

Loves you so much he'll do it

People have caught so many pictures and videos of him just smiling at you, all in love as you talk about your clothing line or go on about your designs

In your design sketches, he leaves little details that show he put them there

You probably didn't even notice till he showed you it on the outfit he out it on

Now it's a whole thing

He hides them in sketches and you find them

He'll gladly be in any show you do

He is ride or die for matching outfits again

Dramatic extravagant, any outfit he is down

He just loves your clothes so much

Design you guys your own matching jackets?

Wears it to every concert

Never takes it off

It's a part of him now.

[rozieramati]

bought these at buffalo exchange today <3

i love the sleeves on this dress !! my friend alexandra found the pink hat for me and it was the best find ever :,) we actually properly met for the first time today. it’s insane the amount we related on certain things. there are some experiences that are pretty unique to only us that i’ve never really been able to talk about with anyone else until today. it felt so lovely and freeing to find someone to relate to in those ways.

we talked about social media, amelie, friendship struggles, creative pursuits, psychic experiences, our adhd, and more. it was sweet.

anywho, my song with sega bodega is doing so well i’m really happy :,) he tweeted the song the other day. he really doesn’t have to share it so the fact he is really warms my heart. (poison girlfriend liked the tweet i nearly passed away).

i had a little release party for our song at tenants of the trees on saturday. it was so fun. the owner of tenants actually came up to me and said he wanted to do live shows soon. i told him it was my dream to sing jazz standards at a bar and he said he has another bar called star love that’s more lounge-like and would be perfect for that. he said he would literally hire me to sing for him weekly as a paid gig ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ we’re working through the kinks of it but i really hope it all comes together because it would b a dreammmmm

even more, i would be singing on the nights where the bar is exclusively lesbian so this is like the biggest win of my life if it works out :,) seriously out of a movie ~

if you've made it this far in the post my asks are open !! would love to answer any questions and/or hear about something tht brings u joy <3

[luffysprincess]

Amira, after seeing you mention the wedding bands... please tell me about your married life with Luffy 💍💗 What was your wedding like? Did you go on a honeymoon? Did everything stay the same after you got married or did your dynamic change?

I am sending you lots of love 💗💗

Ahhh hi winter!! Married life with luffy is an absolute dreammmmm. Our wedding was chaotic like every day of our lives out on the Sunny lol but it would be very sweet and fun too.

Our wedding takes place on the sunny and we’ve invited friends from other crews as well. It’s a big feast with lots of food and drink and everyone is having a blast. It’s a very quickly organized party bc me and luffy wanted to celebrate asap after he proposed (which was him yelling a very loud “Amira! Marry me!” across an island in the middle of a boss fight bc he finally realized he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me). But we waited until I could sew up a wedding dress bc my self-insert is talented in designing and making clothing and there’s no way I’m getting married in anything but a white dress hehe.

So we have a fun party, there’s lots of dancing, kissing and drowning lol bc me and luffy both fall in the water plenty of times but since we’ve both eaten devil fruits we just sink. It’s ok tho bc sanji and zoro save us each time. I made a moodboard bc I love visuals and that bottom middle pic is the exact dress I have in mind too!!

(Those pics in the water are of us right before drowning loooooool)

And after our wedding, everything is mostly the same between us as it was before, except now luffy calls me wifey and often introduces me as the future queen of the pirates when we’re meeting new people. But everything else is still the same bc we’ve been close since our early childhood. We’re best friends turned lovers turned spouses and we’ve loved each other our whole lives. Now that we’re married we finally have a physical memento of our love (the rings)

[the1975attheirverybest]

My biggest regret is that I bought a resale standing ticket on Ticketmaster but sold it again as I was too afraid to go alone! I was so upset I knew matty would have been furious with me for not going for that reason but I let my anxieties win, if they do another UK tour I will FOR SURE be going

Yeah, I know what you mean. And I said all that shit about going alone as someone who has done exactly this before. Like, in 2017, I had tickets for the very first Harry Styles tour ever. Like the first time he would be performing as a solo artist/ not 1D. Gave them away the day of the show because after I got dressed and everything, I decided not to go. The tickets were CHEAP. And in pit. At a TINY venue. It would’ve been an amazing experience. And I missed out on it because of ME. will always regret it.

So, I know exactly what it feels like to want to go but to have your anxiety win in the end. But then the next tour, I pushed through it. Even through EVERY SECOND of the drive to the venue I was like “I shouldn’t be here. I should be at home. I wanna go back. Omg why am I doing this.” Still felt that way when I got there too. But then strangers in the crowd complimented my outfit. We started talking. Slowly but surely, I felt more comfortable. Then the lights went down. The stage lit up. He popped on. And…everything from that moment on was A DREAMMMMM

[harryfeatgaga]

dancing with him in the kitchen to kokomo would be so cute!!!!!! A summer night, all the windows open with a breeze coming in, cooking dinner, the sun is setting a bit…you’re in a cute little sun dress and he’s in a cute button up!!!! definitely too much wine in you both, very touch feely…the song comes on and he’s grabbing the spoon out of your hand you were using to stir and pulls you by your waist into the center of the kitchen, the soft sways and giggles, turning you so your back is to his chest😭😭

OH MY FUCKING GOD NOOOOOOO ILL CRYYYYYY THIS IS A DREAMMMMM WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[musingsofaperpetualdaydreamer]

Folklore first listen✨

There’s no other magical experience like listening to a new taylor album for the first time. It’s like being immersed in a whole new world. Idk does anyone else like just make themselves cosy in a little listening cave somewhere so you can really take it in? There’s so much and it’s so exciting to see where she’ll take you on the journey and how the songs flow together. I love coming on here and seeing everyone else’s take on the new album, I imagine it’s what a Christmas morning feels like to a little kid. Anyhow, I thought I’d just drop this here for my own memory mostly to look back on. *presses play

Ok i’m super nervous, idk why. Like excited nervous. I just know it’s going to be so magical and beautiful and make me cry. Ahhhhh ok here we go.

the 1

ohhhh the piano

miss taylor…yessss girl

if my wishes came true it would’ve been you oh my god

it’s so honest and raw

WE WERE SOMETHING DON’T YOU THINK SO

AND IF MY WISHES CAME TRUE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN YOU

IN MY DEFENCE I HAVE NONE

BUT IT WOULD’VE BEEN FUN IF YOU WERE THE ONE

i’m crying…BYEEEEEE

cardigan

ooooooooh I’m in a movie, it’s like james Morrisony

her voice is so velvety

I am wearing this song and never taking it off it’s a song that actually FEELS like a homey cardigan HOW?!!!!

speechless i am speechless

*slow dances around room holding self

the last great american dynasty

oooooh orchestra…drums

a STORY…AHHHHHHHHHHH

WOW WOW WOWWWWWWW

HER SMILE when she sings

my heart is beaming but also sad and nostalgic for a time I can’t remember..ohhh I am just gonna close my eyes and just wow my heart is SMILINNNNN

exile ft bon iver

more pianos? A DREEEEEEEAM

OOHHHHHH yesssss it’s dark and velvety

LORRRRRRRRD THE FEELS my heart

Taylor….ohhhhh god her voice

noooooo they misunderstood each other ohhhhh nooooo

*curls up on the floor and drowns in tears

my tears ricochet

angels…I am in heaven

lyrics lyrics LYYYYYYRICS

TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT, HER PEN IS SHARPER THAN A KNIFE

my heart…nooooooooooooo

I didn’t have it my self to go with grace

IF I’M DEAD TO YOU WHY ARE YOU AT THE WAKE CURSING MY NAME WISHING…LORD

I CAN GO ANYWHERE JUST NOT HOME

BYE BYE BYE I have left the planet….

mirror ball

oh my god, the guitars

oooooohhhhh

her voice is a dreammmmm

I am in a bohemian dress dancing under the night sky under pretty garden lights with tears streaming down my face

seven

HOLD UP i have never heard her sing like this

I AM DOWN

Sweet tea in the summer cross my heart won’t tell no other oooooooh YES YES

LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND TO SATURN YES YES YES

IT IS BEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL

HER VOICE IS SO SOFT….I AM DISINTEGRATED

August

Lana del ray vibes

I am in a 1920s holiday great gatsby dreammmmm

August slipped into a moment in time …meet me behind the mall

you we’ren’t mine to loose

remember when i said get in the car and cancelled my plans just in case you call

living for the hope of it all

DAAAAAAAAAAMN THE LYRICS ARE SUBLIME

this is me trying

wow wow wow wow the synth rhythm

i feel like this is like those indie coming of age movies where they go on a late night drive but it’s also so grown up in how honest and raw up it is

they told me all of my cages were mental, so i got wasted like all my potential…DAMN

THE LYRICS….i’M WOW

I’m speechless

illicit affairs

wait hahaha cheating but like made to sound so cutesy and like ‘it’s nice to have a friend’ sweet

this is so mature, clever and the lyrics are so deep

ohhhhhh wowwwww the LYRICS

ALSO THE BIG WORDS…YES MY LITTLE LITERARY THESAURUS…BROADEN MY HORIZONS

THE BRIDGE? THE DAMN BRIDGE….TAYLOR THE BUILDER IS HERE

The transition…BYE

invisible string

oooooh this is like INTHAF

IT’S SO DREAMY

isn’t it just so pretty to think All along there was some invisible string tying you to me

ooooooooohhh

her voice is sooo soft and luxurious

LYRICS LYRICS

ONE SINGLE THREAT OF GOLD TIED ME TO YOU

HELL WAS THE JOURNEY BUT IT BROUGHT ME HEAVEN

GOOD LORD SHE IS ON TOP FORM SHE IS ON TOP FORM…BYEEE

mad woman

More pains and sting i am winning

a scorpion sting when fighting back they strike to kill and you know i will

it’s like dark vintage velvet and the tone she’s singing in

F U? HO HO HO HAHA MISS TAYLOR DID YOU JUST-

Every time you call me crazy i get more crazy, what about that? I AM HOLLERING

you made her like that damn

THE LYRICS THE LYRICS THE LYRICS

THE WAY SHE SAYS MADDDD THEN WOMAN

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE BEEN MURDERED

IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND VINTAGE AND DARK AND DANGEROUS

I HAVE BEEN MURDERED

TAYLOR IS AT MY FUNERAL IN A KILLER OUTFIT RED LIPSTICK STUNNING SUNGLASSES AND A GORGEOUS LARGE BLACK HAT SMIRKING AS I AM BEING LOWERED INTO THE GROUND

IT’S WHAT I DESERVE

epiphany

the orchestra…I am in heaven…this is HEAVENLY

SHE SING’S LIKE AN ANGEL SHE IS AN ANGEL….

it feels like a war song, like you’’re watching him go off to war and die

ohhhh it is

hold you’re hand through plastic…

some thing’s you just can’t speak about

I am genuinely in tears…wow it hits so deep

I don’t know why it just makes you cry…wow

betty

ooooh it reminds me so much of never grow up

ooooh a story

would you want me…would you tell me to go F myself

I’m only 17 I don’t know anything but I know I miss you

ohh the hope beauty and tragedy of young love

I’m just gonna lay here and beam…STORY TELLING SWIFT HAS OUT DONE HERSELF

will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends

Standing in your cardigan again kissing in my car again

awwwwwww

peace

ooooh i love the melody

I have never had the courage of my convictions as long as danger is near

darrrrrlin ooooh i love it

i’m a fire i’ll keep your brittle heart warm if your cascade ocean waves blues come

all these people think love’s for show but i would die for you

MY GOD THE LYRICS

*chef’s kiss chef’s kiss chef’s kiss

I’M CRYING THIS IS TOOO MUCH TOOOO MUCH OH GOD

GIVE YOU MY WILD, GIVE YOU A CHILD…. A BABY?!!!!

GIVE YOU THE SILENCE ONLY WHEN TWO PEOPEL UNDERSTAND EARCH OTHER

SEE YOUR BROTHER AS MY BROTHER??????

BYYYEEEEE

I’M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES AND LAY HERE FOR A 100 YEARS AND DROWN IN THESE TEARS AND JUST DRINK THIS IN

I AM IN LOVE I AM IN LOVE I AM IN LOVE

hoax

POETRY POETRY POETRY EQUISITE POETRY

THE PIANO…OH SWEET HEAVEN

YOU’RE FAITHLESS LOVE IS THE ONLY HOAX I BELIEVE IN

THE BRIDGE…THE HEAVEN SENT ARCHITECT HAS BUILT US ANOTHER MASTERPIECE

MY ONLY ONE MY KINDGOM COME UNDONE

I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS… oh my god

the lakes

IF THIS IS A WEDDING SONG ANNOUNCING THEY GOT MARRIED BY A LAKE I WILL LEGIT GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST

I’m actually speechless. I- wow. Excuse me while I drown in this ocean of tears. Wow.

[winstonhcomedy]

Fredericksburg Feels

Well I don’t really know where to start. Not just this post, but start this blog. I’ve had it a month and have been putting off writing in it every day. I’m not the best writer, but the only way to get better is to do it more so here I am. I was waiting for a good idea to pop in my head, so I could make a splash and hit the ground running. It didn’t happen.

What did happen was i got on Facebook today and saw some shitty news. Not the normal shitty news that affects the nation like a hurricane, a school shooting, or an election, but the kind of shitty news that affects a select few. The news I read was Liberty Center in Fredericksburg, VA has been sold and will be closing down January 1st 2018. 

Now you might want to know why a bowling alley located in a city two hours away from me closing is a big deal. Well the thing is that above that bowling alley, tucked away behind closed doors is Liberty Laughs comedy club. Yes that’s right comedy above a bowling alley. 

I love that room. I really do. It’s a real club. That feels like it was plucked right out of the 1980′s. Just a well kept secret above a bowling alley like some kind of white trash Anne Frank. Where instead of writing a journal she’s writing a setlist of dick jokes to try to win over drunk townies on a Friday night with nowhere else to go.

My first set there was for a contest. I had been doing comedy all of 2 months and was asked by Kenny Wingle to come up and be a part of it because he was desperate (i’m projecting but yea I’m going to go with desperate). I hadn’t met a ton of comics at this point because I didn’t live in the city and was new. It is 5 minutes before showtime and 2 people are there. A young couple on a date (she was dressed way too nice to be there). Kenny asked us if we wanted to all split the prize money and still compete but have fun. We all agreed. Right after that people started to filter in and we finished with about 15 to 20 people who were there for comedy. 

Now it doesn’t matter who won the contest (I know who did), and it doesn’t matter what terrible FB/Dating jokes I did (I still do them). What matters is this. That was the night I met people who are great comics and even better friends. That was the night I met Brandon Beswick (who is a great comic and whomade my website winstonhodges.com), Travis Carl (a dope comic who runs Clash at the Virginia Beach FunnyBone), Kenny Wingle (a super dope dude, funny guy, and all around super fun hang), and others (Brandon Moore, Jody Allen, Troy Robinson) After the show they had an open mic so we even got to go up IN A CLUB and eat a dick twice in one night. A YOUNG COMIC’S DREAMMMMM!!!!

The next time I performed there I was asked last minute by Kenny Wingle (starting to see a pattern) if I could do 10 minutes opening for Chris Keyser (a really great guy) at his dvd release. Chris was doing booking there at the time and the release was a great show. Chris gave me a copy of his dvd for free (he overcharged me), and was very complimentary. He told me he had to get me in soon and we were going to line some stuff up. I was on top of the world.

Chris quit shortly after that.

I wouldn’t perform there for a long time afterwards. Not until Troy Robinson (generous dude, and a great booker) reached out and started giving me spots. I got to open for some dope people and got to have my first feature set in a club there because of him and I won’t ever forget that.  

Not all comedy memories are great memories. I had the single worst set of my life at Liberty Laughs. I stand by that to this day. I have never bombed harder in my life and I don’t know if it is even possible to. 

The new dude doing booking Bryan Siegel had a message out that he was looking for younger comics to come and audition to see if they’d be a good fit for some hosting work. So I signed up. The week of the showcase I got a sinus infection and thought about not going. I could barely standup or breathe but I figured my stage health would kick in and I’ll be set. So the day of I road up with my friend Paige Campbell (so damn funny) ready to murder. I assumed this would be a typical showcase, where everybody does 7 to 10 in front of a paying audience to get a good gauge of where we were as comics. 

I WAS FUCKING WRONG.

It was me and the other 10 comics from Richmond/Charlottesville area in a huge room doing our sets just for Bryan. That’s right 10 comics doing our “best” 5 minutes in front of a room of people who were not only competing with for stage time, but also had heard our “best” 5 minutes 100 times at this point. 

“But he at least sat in the front and paid close attention to the idiosyncrasies of yall’s comedy right?” 

FUCK NO

He sat in the back and played what I can only assume to be candy crush as we each went up and bombed. I went like 8th, and it felt like for the previous hour I had just been watching all of my friends get executed one by one. Like a conveyor belt but instead of assembling parts, it was dissembling dreams.

I go up and proceed to sweat/flounder/die on stage for 7 minutes. Praying for a small light from Bryan’s cell phone. The only thing I heard over the deafening silence was Bryan ordering chicken tenders from the poor waiter who had to work that shift anyway.

The last person to go up is my mentor Chris Alan (everything he does is great). Mentor is a weird word but it is what it is. I was less than a year in and Chris who has been doing it almost a decade took the time to not only answer questions and give critiques but actually look out for me and be a real friend. I will never forget that (unless I get bigger than him, then yea I’ll forget that). 

I watched Chris murder for 10 minutes. he did one joke after 9 minutes of shitting on the situation we were all in. Chris did some other things that night that I respect more than anything but won’t post on here. He's a great comic and a real pro.

After the show Chris told me, “Shit like this doesn’t matter, you were set up to fail. So fuck it.” He was right and it shifted my approach to material/crowd work ever since.

The shows since then I’ve gotten thanks to Troy Robinson have all been super fun. I have grown as a comic because of that club. This is an audience that doesn’t want to be preached to, or want to know how smart you are. They live in fucking Fredericksburg they just want to laugh. So that’s what I aimed for every time. I just wanted people to laugh. This is a great workout room, to cut your teeth, grind it out, and see if you’re cut out to work a club.

I have on more show there. I didn’t know it’d be my last. It is Friday December 22nd at 8 pm. If you’ve made it this far I hope you come out to it. It’s going to be bittersweet. I’m on the show with some of my best friends and funniest people I know Von Michael (757 by way of 804 comic) Keith Marcell (beast on stage) and Dylan Vattelana (hard working comic who is finally out on the road where he belongs). 

It will be a bittersweet night, but I’m glad I get one last set to say goodbye to the stage where I got to feature first, and where I ate the fattest dick of all time on. Liberty Laughs you will not be forgotten. 

[harryfeatgaga]

Harry’s actually living my dream 😭😭. My goal in life is to move to a cute, Italian village and have a gorgeous little cottage style house overlooking either the sea or a nice big field, and to live in it with my husband (wish it was Harry) and our two golden retrievers and maybe some kids, we’ll see 😭. And we cook traditional italian meals and I wear cute, flowy dresses and we’re so in love and everything is beautiful

GOD THE ACTUAL FUCKING DREAMMMMM

[harryfeatgaga]

Cuddling with Harry on his day off after some lunch. He’s just dressed in a t shirt and grey sweatshirt. You guys are watching a movie on the couch. He’s the big spoon and since you’re just wearing a shirt, he casually rest his hand on your boobs, squeezing and playing with them until he falls asleep for a nap.

OH MY GOD LITERALLY THE FUCKING DREAMMMMM