#rozie selfie

[rozieramati]

can’t stop using mi new digicam ❦

drown in the clouds of dew reached 11.5k spotify streams so far today :,) it's only been a couple daysss! i'm so glad the girlies like it hehe. i've been getting the sweetest comments ab it on tik tok i criiiiiii

i spent all of today with this guy i met online. he's from Poland. reminds me a lot of S. very creative, slightly off, tastefully taboo, european, etc. they both have capricorn/ aquarius stelliums. i seem to attract them.

he, my mom, and my manager share the same birthday too. february 7th. i took that as a sign. mayb tht's dumb but i'm usually pretty on point with tht stuff for some reason ~

i'm thinking about someone more often lately. i guess we're just friends, which i don't mind, but it sometimes feels more than that. he'd be the only person i could see myself being with to be honest. he brings me joy </3

[mylittleneverland]

Tükörhobbit babácskával 🐶💖 #selfie #outfitoftheday #wearingblack #asalways #summer #redhair #ombre #longhair #redlips #tattoos #vans #mutogatomahasam #Rozi #yorkie #yorkielove #copfoska #travelling #mindigúton #kiránduli (helyszín: Budapest)

[trashwars-archive]

i was tagged by my new friend olivia @styleslouis thank uuuuuu!

lockscreen: so i've had this as lockscreen for like... years now lmao it's a graphic i made for 28DOL a ways back when i had time to participate in it, which i miss doing immensely🥺

home screen: this is another thing i haven't changed in a while rip it's a manip of louis as an angel i made ages ago, i think for 28DOL as well. guys i really miss making stuff😔

recent selfie: this is me as a character i played! her name was veronica, and i feel this picture is very representative of her personality skdjsjhf she thought she was hot shit lmao

last song i listened to: harry's london outfit had me fucked up so it was imperative that i listened to sunflower vol. 6 asap even if i'm in the middle of cutting together a news package💀💀

i'm taggin elise @arainbowparadise max @larrysoulmates aviv @jewishdyke sam @sunshinelou bea @stylex cristal @ltyear liz @angelharry rozie @burnsony bia @girlalmightys ai @lovelylarrie and anyone else that wants to join in!!

[mzeewabongo]

Mbeya mmoja alimtumia mesej ya Whatsapp bosi wake akimsnich mdada mmoja waliye nae idara moja

MBEYA: Bosi Rozi hapa hafanyi kazi kabisa kazi yake kujipiga selfie na kuwatumia picha mabwana zake, anatia aibu kabisa

BOSI: Picha hizo ana nitumia mimi

[rozigetsfit]

It's mcfreakin' freezing out! And I just ran a 5K! 41:04 is the official time to beat the rest of the month. My mileage averages were pretty steady, so I'm learning to pace myself better. Now to warm up!!

[mhassan1986]

Whoaaaaaaa 🤯🤯🤯🤯, this is so awesome #Repost @aljazeeraenglish (@get_repost) ・・・ Imagine a world where you could walk in Pakistan 🇵🇰 and suddenly see Tyrion Lannister... . His doppelgänger, at least, Rozi Khan. He is a waiter and lookalike of actor Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister in HBO’s fantasy series Game of Thrones. . Khan spends his time waiting tables and carrying flat breads, but he also stops to pose for selfies with fans of the show. . #GameOfThrones #GoT #TyrionLannister #lookalike #doppelganger #Pakistan . | 📷 Photos: Akhtar Soomro, @reuters | https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw4cmrFhRsn/?igshid=1qx9r941mh31x

[liandrr]

Fresh selfie, rozy cheeks . . #liandrillustration #digitalgraphics #selfportrait

[mojokco]

Penyair vs Prosais: Sebuah Komparasi Asmara dan Jodoh

UJI COBA

1) Tiga penulis sedang nongkrong di sebuah kafe sambil membaca dan menjual bukunya. Satu membaca dan menjual cerpen, satu lagi membaca puisi dan menjual buku puisi, satunya lagi bengong menekuri kitab esai yang dia tulis lebih dari tujuh tahun.

2)  Sepuluh wanita jomblo diberi uang untuk membeli buku tersebut. Buku apakah yang akan mereka pilih?

Berdasarkan pengalaman saya sebagai penjual buku, dibantu tim survei saingan Denny JA, sembilan wanita membeli buku puisi, satu membeli cerpen, dan si penulis esai malah dipanggil tamu lain untuk memesan minum. Maaf, ini tidak meremehkan, ini fakta lapangan.

Saya punya banyak teman, baik penyair maupun prosais. Dari perbandingan yang sering saya lakukan, sepengamatan saya, beberapa di antaranya memang memiliki kuantitas jodoh yang  benar-benar timpang. Grafik perbandingan jodoh mereka laksana jamur dijejer pohon jati. Jauh langit dengan bumi.

Sebut saja salah satu yang muda dan sedang populer, Dea Anugrah. Dea awalnya hanyalah mahasiswa cupu di kampusnya, model rambutnya menjuntai ke bawah karena keberatan gel. Ia ingin mirip Sun Goku, tapi keringat membuat rambut-rambut remajanya merunduk bebas semaunya. Menurut gosip intelejen di Filsafat UGM, saat Ospek Dea pernah berteriak , “Nama saya Dea Anugrah. Saya Cina, tapi saya Islam!”

Tapi pengalaman buruk ini tidak menjadikan Dea ngenes dalam nasib asmara. Ia mengalami banyak kemajuan dalam hal perjodohan. Beberapa kali dia mengganti status hubungannya di facebook dengan beberapa wanita. Dan konon, menurut pengakuan banyak temannya, ini terjadi setelah ia makin rajin menulis puisi. Makin bagus puisi, makin bagus pula jodohnya.

Dea punya sebuah grup bernama Rawa-rawa, anggota lainnya adalah Rozi Kembara dan Dwi S. Wibowo. Belakangan, Rozi selalu membawa ceweknya di acara-acara sastra di Yogyakarta. Beberapa pekan lalu, di acara baca puisi, ia bahkan memperkenalkan calon istrinya.  Luar biasa. Rozi yang kerap dijuluki sebagai penyair debus, karena memiliki kesaktian dan gaya dandan ala jawara Banten, toh berhasil mendapatkan calon istri. Kelihaiannya memainkan kata-kata, barangkali jauh lebih berguna dibanding kemampuan membuat atraksi menyayat tubuh dengan cara yang baik dan benar.

Dwi S Wibowo, anggota grup lainnya, adalah seorang pendiam. Tapi kita tidak pernah tahu bagaimana ia mengirim sms atau mengirim inbox facebook kepada para wanita. Ia punya pacar, beberapa kali bahkan ganti, meskipun kebanyakan LDR. Seringkali ia pergi ke Bali, dengan alasan bertemu Wayan Jengki Sunarta atau Umbu Landu Paranggi, tapi kami sudah tahu, dia sedang merajut asmara di sana.

Indrian Koto? Jangan ditanya lagi, meski lima tahun lalu ia pernah menulis status facebook dengan membuat 29 alasan kenapa ia belum menikah, Juni lalu ia sudah cengengesan di atas pelaminan. Dan saya yakin, ini karena puisinya yang syahdu membiru itu.

Keempat nama yang saya sebutkan tadi hanyalah contoh kecil. Sebetulnya mereka bisa dibilang tidak punya keahlian lebih selain menulis puisi. Grup Rawa-rawa dan Indrian Koto bahkan selalu kalah main poker lawan saya. Mereka punya bakat curang yang buruk dalam berjudi. Tapi begitulah, penyair punya rejeki jodoh lebih baik secara kualitas dan kuantitas dibandingkan prosais.

Menjadi penyair tak harus memamerkan kejombloan, seperti deretan para penjaga gawang indoprogress yang butuh satu rubrik rutin untuk mengumumkan kejombolan mereka. Ramuan satire dengan mengutip teori-teori sosial itu, alih-alih membuat mereka tampak keren, beberapa wanita malah mungkin berpikir, “koe ngopo e mz? Hidupmu kok berat bingit!”.  Tulisan njelimet mereka mengucur deras layaknya air mata. Berbeda dengan puisi Dea Anugrah dkk, “aku berjalan di kota tua gerimis itu, tapi tak ada tanganmu dalam genggamanku”, membaca sepenggal puisi ini saja sebagai status facebook, para perempuan akan segera berebut komentar. “Gandeng aku aja kaka…. ada tanganku kaka…”,  ucap mereka  sambil mengirimkan foto-foto selfie.

Bandingkan pula dengan beberapa penulis nonpuisi lainnnya. Arman Dhani membom banyak situsweb dan portal baru dengan tulisannya. Ia sukses membuat Jakartabeat kebanjiran pengunjung  sampai tidak bisa diakses beberapa jam. Tapi apa komentar orang tentang tulisan-tulisannya itu? Apa komentar wanita? Percayalah, wanita tak butuh daftar buku wajib baca dan tidak wajib baca. Kesuwen, Bung Mblo!

Dhani salah langkah. Ia mengubur diri dalam lumpur hitam kemelaratan perasaan. Seandainya Dhani bisa berbelok sedikit saja, mengganti 5 buku sastra terbaik atau tidak terbaik dengan lima bait puisi, mungkin sang nasib akan sedikit melunakkan siksaannya.

Lalu Nody Arizona. Malang-melintang di pers kampus dan mengurus banyak media, ia bahkan sempat menulis tips bagi para jomblo. Apa hasilnya? Nihil. Tulisan-tulisan semacam itu tak akan laku di kalangan gadis-gadis, malah jadi bacaan para fakir asmara sebagai bahan menertawakan diri sambil menangis bersama.

Dan Nuran Wibisono, ia memang seorang blogger dan penulis esai yang bagus. Apakah ia kekurangan jodoh? Nyaris. Nyaris, Bung! Nuran tahu kelemahan kawan-kawannya. Ia berbelok ke arah review musik. Ia berusaha mati-matian membuat daftar musik-musik romantis dan syairnya bisa dipakai merayu. Lihat sendiri hasilnya, ia telah menikah, meninggalkan kawan-kawan lainnya yang merana sepanjang masa. Nuran punya stok lirik lagu yang bisa dia kirimkan tengah malam. Mangsa tertangkap, Nuran tersenyum gembira.

Gita Wiryawan kurang apa? Ia jadi selebtwit akibat Pemilu, karena memiliki kesamaan nama dengan balon presiden dari Partai Demokrat. Ia mencoba mati-matiaan meniru Agus Mulyadi yang sudah dasarnya Jomblo ngenes, ia memamerkan kenjombloannya di blog dengan pura-pura gembira, padahal semua orang tahu ia berlinang air mata saat mengetiknya. Melebihi Agus, ia bahkan membuat 10 kopi buku spesial tentang kenelangsaan jiwanya untuk dikirim ke seorang wanita. Hasilnya nihil. Jabatannya sebagai PNS muda mengurusi keuangan negara tak membantu apa-apa. Anak muda, kaya raya, tampang juga lumayan—mirip Ryan d’Massiv—tak mengubah nasibnya. Ia gagal, lagi-lagi karena tidak menulis puisi.

Gita, Agus, Dhani, Berto Tukan, Windu Jusuf dan anggota genk lainnya bukanlah orang sembarangan, ada yang cerdas-kritis, progresif-revolusioner, ada yang superlucu, ada yang kaya di usia muda. Tapi mereka terperosok dalam dunia hitam kehampaan cinta, hanya karena belum berani menulis sajak cinta.

Ketahuilah, Bung, menjadi penulis tak harus mengeruk rezeki lewat honor dan royalti. Andrea Hirata yang novelnya mega best seller toh konon jomblo juga.

Prosais, cerpenis dan novelis membutuhkan waktu berpikir lebih lama dibandingkan penyair. Penyair tak harus memikirkan plot, latar atau tokoh seperti layaknya cerpenis. Cukup intens latihan memainkan kata, set set set, tebarkan bunga kata ke linimasa.  Penyair juga tak harus memikirkan lead yang bagus, kutipan teori yang meyakinkan.

Penyair macam kelompok Rawa-wawa hanya butuh ketemu momen dan agenda puitis, lemparkan diksi lewat jemari.  Begitulah. Jangankan Dea yang sekarang sudah agak bisa merawat diri, menyisir rambut dan memadupadankan pakaian ala Korea, Andi Gunawan yang jelas-jelas sama sekali tidak tertarik wanita saja digandrungi sedemikian luar biasa, bukunya laris, twit-twitnya bertabur RT dan Favorite wanita! Gila.

Tapi sebelum saya mengakhiri studi komparasi ini. Baiknya saya berpesan kepada para penyair, atau beberapa penulis di atas yang mungkin akan segera banting stir jadi penyair. Benar bahwa penyair hampir jarang tuna asmara, tapi ada kasus besar yang melanda seorang penyair yang tak bisa mempertahankan syahwatnya. Maka jangan sampai kalian masuk penjara karenanya.

[maybachmediacollection]

Waiter Finds Fame Following His Uncanny Resemblance To GOT Actor Peter Dinklage

Waiter Finds Fame Following His Uncanny Resemblance To GOT Actor Peter Dinklage

Until recently, a Pakistani waiter working in a small cafe in the city of Rawalpindi knew nothing about the TV series “Game of Thrones” — or its antihero character played by U.S. actor Peter Dinklage.

But now, 26-year-old Rozi Khan has customers asking to have selfies taken with him and fields constant questions about his uncanny resemblance to Dinklage, 49. The American actor has played Tyrion…

[hidoose]

Pakistani waiter finds fame as ‘Game of Thrones’ look-alike

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Pakistani waiter finds fame as ‘Game of Thrones’ look-alike

26-year-old Rozi Khan has customers asking to have selfies taken with him

Until recently, a Pakistani waiter working in a small cafe in the city of Rawalpindi knew nothing about the TV series “Game of Thrones” — or its antihero character played by U.S. actor Peter Dinklage.

But now, 26-year-old Rozi Khan has customers asking to have selfies taken with him and fields constant questions about his uncanny resemblance to Dinklage, 49. The American actor has played Tyrion Lannister, a witty and wily nobleman, since the series began in 2011.

People even stop Khan on the streets, he says, also for selfies.

Khan does not only have a similar look, haircut and beard as Dinklage, but the two share a genetic condition that results in small stature. The Pakistani waiter says his height is 1.33 metres, or 4 feet 5 inches.

Dinklage’s Pakistani doppelganger confesses that he likes his newfound popularity and that he has hopes the resemblance could help pull him out of a life of poverty — and maybe even take him to Hollywood.

“It is my wish to work with Dinklage in movies,” Khan told The Associated Press as customers crowded around him. “For me, it will be a dream come true to meet Dinklage.”

Besides working as a waiter serving flatbread, mutton and other traditional Kashmiri dishes in the cafe in the garrison city of Rawalpindi — and thanks to the striking resemblance to Dinklage — Khan has already starred in a commercial for a food delivery service in Pakistan.

READ MORE: HBO looks beyond ‘Game of Thrones,’ maybe back to a prequel

Khan says the first person to notice and tell him about the resemblance was the restaurant owner’s son, Malik Aslam, who shared a photo of Khan on social media about two months ago.

That prompted Khan to take a look at some episodes of “Game of Thrones,” which is airing on Pakistani cable channels. And although he couldn’t read the subtitles — he never went to school or learned to read and write — he enjoyed watching his look-alike.

“God created two similar men, one is a popular actor and the other is a poor waiter,” Khan added, recounting how smirks and laughs of strangers and even family members had hurt him in the past.

“Those people, passers-by and relatives who used to laugh at me because of my short height now take selfies with me,” he said. “I may live and die as a waiter, but I am happy that a person (Dinklage) who looks like me is treated with respect.”

The American actor has done a lot to help dwarfs everywhere fight against the stigma over their height, Khan also said.

“Some men like Dinklage were blessed with fame by God. I am happy over his success.”

[rozieramati]

bought these at buffalo exchange today <3

i love the sleeves on this dress !! my friend alexandra found the pink hat for me and it was the best find ever :,) we actually properly met for the first time today. it’s insane the amount we related on certain things. there are some experiences that are pretty unique to only us that i’ve never really been able to talk about with anyone else until today. it felt so lovely and freeing to find someone to relate to in those ways.

we talked about social media, amelie, friendship struggles, creative pursuits, psychic experiences, our adhd, and more. it was sweet.

anywho, my song with sega bodega is doing so well i’m really happy :,) he tweeted the song the other day. he really doesn’t have to share it so the fact he is really warms my heart. (poison girlfriend liked the tweet i nearly passed away).

i had a little release party for our song at tenants of the trees on saturday. it was so fun. the owner of tenants actually came up to me and said he wanted to do live shows soon. i told him it was my dream to sing jazz standards at a bar and he said he has another bar called star love that’s more lounge-like and would be perfect for that. he said he would literally hire me to sing for him weekly as a paid gig ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ we’re working through the kinks of it but i really hope it all comes together because it would b a dreammmmm

even more, i would be singing on the nights where the bar is exclusively lesbian so this is like the biggest win of my life if it works out :,) seriously out of a movie ~

if you've made it this far in the post my asks are open !! would love to answer any questions and/or hear about something tht brings u joy <3

[rafzantomomi91]

Abang-abang diluar sana, jom la cuba Nu-Caffe Tongkat Ali – Adunan sempurna kopi 100% Arabica dan krimer dengan ekstrak 50mg PHYSTA® dalam setiap hidangan. Ia mampi membekalkan tenaga berpanjangan. *bisik ala kak rozy* . #nucaffe #misiviral #nucaffetongkatali . . #langgarpintu #blogger #bloggermalaysia #lifestyleblogger #rafzantomomi #ikutcarakita #kemanatumomi . #kakilike #boommywall #love #instagood #followme #photooftheday #me #follow #like #selfie

[fadzul]

Di Kala #Malaysia minggu ini dilanda berkenaan Buku.. Dengan saat itu kami bervideo call Messenger secara kebetulan masing2 sedang membaca buku puisi terhebat #RumahPerasaan dari @rozisangdewi sungguh indah warnanya..cover buku penuh perasaan itu mama rozi.. Pink sana sini.. Kata kata puisi yang indah dan isi2 tersurat dan tersirat yang penuh bermakna dan mendalam mengajar kita yang membaca berfikir.. Walaupon buku puisi ini tiada gambar2 #Selfie sis mama rozi tetapi dengan berbekal kata2 dan puisi sudah cukup menjadi inspirasi buat pembaca yang membaca dan membeli.. Tahniah! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #Buku #book #Books #vsco #vscocam #like #likeforlike #like4follow #friends #Sitizoners #Sitizone #Rozisangdewi #RoziAbdulRazak #pink #puisi #sajak #syair #My 🇲🇾 (at Malaysia)

[puput17]

Kak rozie panggil sumua orang nak meeting tergempar konon.. last2 hp aku jdi mangsa selfie semata-mata nak tukar gambar kat group whatsapp..😅😅😅😏😏😏 (at Taman Perindustrian Desa Cemerlang)

[rozieramati]

happy bcoz i’ve released one of my favorite songs ever, with one of my favorite ppl ever (sega bodega) and it's already almost at 11k streams within the first couple days and i have so many more pretty songs to comeeeee and and and :,) ❤︎︎

[rozieramati]

sea swallow me ◦✧・∙・✩◦ (please)

goodnight my love doves <3