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I need everyone to appreciate this cool river rock I found with 3 types of veins
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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America
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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine
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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.
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Labour’s homelessness minister threw out her tenants and then increased rent by £700 a month.
Now that’s what I call Labour🥀🥀🥀
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He has always been what I most feared becoming. Callous and uncaring, his arrogance unchecked. To have that much power and no one to remind him that he could be wrong...
Well, he had you
And I suppose I had you
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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.
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CHAPPELL ROAN Performing at Way Out West 2025
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any thoughts about vivziepop's "Homestuck"?
You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.
— Aurelius, Marcus. Meditations. (trans. Maxwell Staniforth, Penguin Books, 1964)
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Nothing wrong with a quick snack break mid concert
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Luis Xertu (Mexican, b. 1985, Mexico City, Mexico, based Rotterdam, Netherlands) - Two Men on a Branch, 2024, Paintings: Plants, Acrylics on Canvas
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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
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