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FUCK THE MAVERICKS🗣️🗣️🗣️
HOW TF YALL MAKE MEGAN MOVE HER CONCERT JUST TO FUCKIN LOSE!!!!
LOSERS, BOZOS, IDIOTS 🤬🤬🤬
#fuck sports#fuck the Mavericks#never thought about the damn team a day in my life UNTIL TONIGHT#Dont worry Megan im onw to Austin TOMORROW MORNING
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praying and wishing terrible and horrible things upon everyone who is involved with the kansas city chiefs
not sorry i’m a california girlie through and through
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frisco and chiefs superbowl is there a single damn person on god's green earth who will enjoy this
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I wish I cared about football.
Partly because it would give me something to talk about with people in my community, my hometown, and my friends who actually ARE big football fans.
And also because I one day hope to speak from a position where whoever is winning or losing a fucking football game is a genuine concern and aspect of my life.
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i AM interesting, im just not INTERESTED in normal people things
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I do not care about sportsball. Even with all these boys in tight pants, they cannot make me care about this flavor of sportsball.
Who decided that baseball was our national pastime anyway?
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I felt this on a deeply spiritual level except nobody assumes I work out.
#pedro pascal carrying the star wars franchise
#pedro pascal#the mandalorian#pedropascaledit#dilfs🤌#dilfs without kids#fuck sports#born in the 2000s and still in pain trying to get out of bed
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Sports are my clivesdale
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POV: You're on Gothamtwt
just gothamite things
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#a person could literally explode in broad daylight & gothamites would just b like: wow crazy. anyways#ppl from other cities shit talk gothamites all the time but lets be real theyre probably the most durable kind of ppl#fucking brainiac could come down and threaten gotham & the citizens would just be like 'ok lol do ur worst'#every week u'll see a different piece of bat paraphernalia get auctioned off on twitter & the entirety of gotham treats it like a sport#social media au#dc comics#nightwing#dick grayson#barbara gordon#oracle#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#spoiler#damian wayne#robin#black bat#cassandra cain#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batman#bruce wayne#incorrect quotes#texts#tweets#twitter#crack#fanatical posting
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FIFA has just delayed a decision on a Palestinian bid to suspend Israel from international soccer until after the Paris Olympics, claiming that both parties had requested more time to submit their positions.
#olympic games#olympics#the olympic games#palestine#france#fifa world cup#soccer#sport#israel#fifawin89#fifa women's world cup#fifa 23#fifa#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#free palestine#freepalastine🇵🇸#gaza strip#gaza genocide#gazaunderattack#free gaza#gaza
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the creators of Ted Lasso really said we’re going to make a football show using every rom-com trope and beat not about an actual romantic pairing but rather to tell a story about grown ups becoming better people through love, openness, mutual support, and therapy.
#they said fuck toxic masculinity#they said fuck toxic sports culture#they said fuck winning being the ultimate goal#we’re playing the game of life and being better is the only clear way through#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers
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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end
#formula 1#kimi raikkonen#sebastian vettel#nico rosberg#mark webber#jenson button#mika häkkinen#david coulthard#brocedes#makkinen#simi#sky sports can we please have this next year i beg of you#do it for the memes#it would only take like three shots of tequila for nico to spill some clinically INSANE fucking brocedes lore#mika sipping his drink in the hot tub facetiming michael showing their kids drunken attempts of hijinks and shenanigans
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I just realized that with all the rookies entering the sport next year, Fernando Alonso will have been in F1 longer than 5 of his fellow drivers have been ALIVE
Alonso has more F1 experience than Piastri, Lawson, Doohan, Bearman, Antonelli, and Colapinto have life experience.
He will have spent more time in F1 than 25% of the grid have spent breathing. Bro really is HIM
#I can barely even comprehend the advantage this gives him like holy fuck#I hope he never retires this is getting funnier every fucking year#I need him to be like 46 years old and win a championship against a grid that’s like 50% born after he joined the sport lol#Fernando Alonso#formula one#formula 1#f1#Alonso
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Since 2022, russians have killed over 450 Ukrainian athletes.
#ukraine#russia#russia is a terrorist state#fuck russia#genocide#stand with ukraine#support ukraine#russian war crimes#genocide of ukrainians#important#people#sports#sport#athlete#olympics#olympic games#olympics 2024
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