#fuck him and his legos
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all i want to see in this scene is aegon bringing out a baseball bat and destroy that fuckass lego toy table that his father had spent more time making that being with him instead
#if viserys has no haters i’m dead#anti viserys i targaryen#fuck him and his legos#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#aegon ii targaryen#house of the dragon x reader#dance of the dragons#team green#aemond targaryen#alicent hightower#king viserys targaryen#viserys targaryen#hotd season 2 spoilers#hotd season 2 leaks#hotd s2#hotd x reader#aegon targaryen#king aegon#king viserys
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5#lego monkie kid#lmk#macaque#liu'er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#monkey king#qi xiaotian#mk#li jing#anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first#but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes#i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist#Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT#like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair#POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings#macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt#MK NOOOOOOOOO#im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS#which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually#not explicitly shadowpeach#but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike#lion king reference! :D
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so a few things
my brother and i have our rooms facing each other he recently got a mood light installed and he can change the color his favorite color is purple
which would normally be. FINE but every time i walk to my room its just been this
#get meout get me out hget me OUT. OF HEREEE.#i cant even tell him to change it cuz like what. im gonna make him stop using his favorite color. because of two dumb gay fuckheads#BUT LIKE FOR REAL EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. I HAVE TO GO TO MY ROOM#ITS LIKE IM WALKING INTO FUCKING SHADWOPEACH CROSSROADS. FUCK#LIKE THAT MEME? THE ONE WITH THE GUY AT A FORKED PATH BETWEEN THE EVIL CASTLE AND SUNNY MEADOW?#THATS ME RN#my road not taken ass going thru it every fucking evening when i have to. WALK TO MY ROOM AND NOT SAY ANYTHING ABT IT#LOSING MY MIND#yapping#diary#doodles#shadowpeach#lmk#lego monkie kid
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An ode to mk’s many many parental figures (most of them suck lmao)
#lol don’t have internet on my computer so I’m just gunna take photos#wow I can digital art again#I have been freed#<— person who was drawing on computer less than 2 days ago#Nine headed demon is mk’s dad in my heart#His absentee father#Bro brought him to life#Then immedietly abandoned him#Father behavior#(also two of mk’s “parents” being snake themed is funny to me)#lmk#lego monkie kid#Mk#Lmk mk#Nüwa#lmk nuwa#Nine headed demon#Lmk nine headed demon#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#Monkey king#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#jamstuff#jamdraws#Fuck I forgot#lmk s5#lmk season 5#lmk season 5 spoilers#juys in case
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Did you know Cole asking “are you departed?” to Wu’s spirit thing and Wu not answering was actually my roman empire of s2p2 (or at least one of the many)
#i keep remembering more terrible stuff omfg#like i am just. the fact that COLE is the one to ask this#that when HE basically became departed (in a way) wu was one of the ones who tried to help him the most#by embracing his ghost-ness instead of shutting it out#but wu isn’t a ghost and cole can’t hold onto him the same way anymore. holy fuck.#AND THE LILLY BIT I AM SO FUCKING AAAAAHSFAHAJSHKA#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr s2#ninjago spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#ninjago dr spoilers#cole ninjago#ninjago cole#cole brookestone#wu ninjago#ninjago wu#cable’s txts
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sensei morro ref (is it really an au if it's part of your personal canon)
#alek art#lego ninjago#ninjago#morro wu#lloyd garmadon#kodokuna yang#(featured)#sensei morro#(making that a tag)#2024#hopefully my handwriting is readable. honesty DotD didnt make the most sense to me anddd a lot of this stuff here isnt canon compliant#ik theres only one master of the house. not anymore. will draw sensei morro fucking with the ninja more. trust#previously i gave him really bright greens but i prefer the duller ones ngl ... also it goes with the clothes he wore as a child#i like cream colors a lottt#and silvers#avg z4ne fan things#he still has the wings as even if you lose your elemental powers... you still keep the traits yknow#like r4y being hotheaded even after they had k4i . censoring names bc i realized stuff shows up in the tags .. oopsie !!#every ninjago season has the stupid henchman duo. pretend thats them but without the stupid or the henchman. they have hijinks tho.#as much as two ghosts can have while confined in a temple. morro is 'freed' eventually so he can say hi to euphr4sia or smthn#wow
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Pose practice! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
#these were actually pretty fun to do! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk mk#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#digital art#my art#I tried making mk’s outfit a mix of the two#shadowpeach#sorry Hetalia followers I have been on a wukong kick lately 😔#I like that little monkie man…#not just Lego but in general#yo I might do the black myth one next cuz that final boss had me giggling and kicking my feet#I literally looked like this 🤭 had to stop myself like GIRL GET UP. HAVE SOME DIGINITY 😭😭😭#either that game studio did not think about people with degradation kinks or they thought way too much of em#that boss was disreSPECTful#is young sage x og wukong a thing? if not they don’t call me a creator for nothin#it’s basically just clone fuckin to em anyway I’m pretty sure every iteration of wukong has done that already#including the jttw one#bet those parties on flower fruit mountain got fucking WILD#anyway here’s mk and his dads sorry bout the ramble :)#love that four ears headcanon for him that’s big brain#family bonding activity can just be one guy and his two divorced dads he’s trying to parent trap by himself#no I forgot their masks… o(-( cuz I usually just color them in…..no..
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SPOILERS FOR LMK SEASON 5 EPISODE 1 UNDER THE CUT
THEY MAKE ME SO ILLLLL!!!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS?????
also please no spoilers ive only seen the first 2 episodes that came out in english
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid season 5#lmk season 5#pigsy lmk#pigsy lego monkie kid#mk lmk#mk monkie kid#CARRYING HIM TO BED#MAKING HIS FAVORITE FOOD TO HELP HIM SLEEP?????#i dont know how i ended up with you#but#im so glad i did#i love you#son#IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE#HES FATHER OF THE FUCKING CENTURY I DONT WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT ANYMORE
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more oni lloyd scribblessssss. trying to solidify the markings on his face and body n stuff which ended up being trickier than i thought it would be. teehee.
#I fear I made him too handsome in that drawing. supposed to look scrunklier. still have no fucking clue how to draw his teeth but whateverr#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#lloyd garmadon#oni lloyd
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Huh, found an older art piece of the FSM as a child
My anatomy is meh here but oh well. The eyes around him are basically the onis and the dragons. Its the pressure he felt when they were making him chose sides in a war… yikes.
Rambling below cut (and sketch!)
I hc he ran away when he was 14-15. This is him as a kid, basically 14. Also, i thought it’d be fun if he looked like both his sons hence the two toned hair (personally think he made his kids asexually btw cause its hilarious)
I also like to think hes a lot like BOTH his sons personality wise.
ANYWAY that moment when trauma hits you like a truck. As a child soldier, you are robbed of your childhood (lloyd parallel fr) and then you run away making 16 realms, 2 kids and possibly humans as well. You ingrain it into your everyday life and never realise your coping methods are unhealthy until you suddenly realise you’ve hurt your sons, but its too late by then.
My angst material is focusing on the generational trauma here btw
I mean FSM runs from the pressure from everyone around him -> Wu and Garmadon feel pressure to uphold their fathers expectations and everyone elses -> Lloyd trying to uphold expectations from everyone around him…
(Also, so fun cause my lloyd design looks like his grandfather, OOF think of the parallels is what i’m saying)
This family makes me crazy…
Bonus,, sketch
#no wonder this guy did so many fucked up things#bro was not number 1 parent lol#its cause of generational trauma :/#FSM didnt know how to raise his kids cause he was never a kid himself#yikes#imagine the behaviour he thought was normal that ended up being very much NOT normal#like testing your son to know where your tomb is by giving him a script secretly#and then dying w/o warning#ANYWAY#i’ll stop rambling#ninjago#lego ninjago#fsm#fsm ninjago#ninjago fsm#ninjago first spinjitzu master#first spinjitzu master#ninjago fanart#ninjago wu#ninjago garmadon#lord garmadon#sensei wu#last few tags cause i mention them in my rambling
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Would it be pre-emptive to start shipping Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen now that it’s almost guaranteed that we’re getting Erlang in the show?
(I think I might call it “Goldengaze?? I’m making a bot and I need to call it something…)
#Lego Monkie Kid#LMK#Sun Wukong#Erlang Shen#Goldengaze#Honestly though#the way that Erlang treats Wukong in-universe#is probably gonna be the defining factor in whether or not I drop the show#I CANNOT sit through another ‘scream at Wukong for his centuries old mistakes’ moment#I cannot fucking take it anymore#let him have ONE positive figure from the past who does not hate or distrust him#if it’s just more ‘shriek at Wukong’ while pretending that Macaque and the DB fam haven’t ever done anything wrong#then I’m probably done
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Lego Ninjago movie AU where Garm (and everyone else I guess) knows that Lloyd is the Green Ninja and Garm is attacking Ninjago specifically to get Lloyd’s attention. He’s blowing up buildings trying to like stimulate Lloyd’s Oni instincts or whatever. “Come to the dark side Luh-Loyd we have sharks.” It’s a tempting offer. He gets sad if Lloyd doesn’t show up for their scheduled fighting
#lego ninjago#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago garmadon#lego ninjago movie#crack#this is a joke btw no angst here no siree#Oni movie Lloyd WHEN#oni lloyd#garmadon attacks Ninjago Lloyd attacks Garmadon they both go home happy#Lloyd sneaks into his dads house to pet sharks#picture this concept as like a Tom and Jerry heist#a home alone heist#pure crack#I kinda wanna write it now fuck#garmadon sometimes kidnaps Lloyd and gives him presentations on the benefits of the dark side and embracing evil#“No taxes Luh-Loyd!’’#Koko lets it happen bc having a teenage Oni is exhausting and Garmadon’s volcano is Oni proof
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:o/
Part two
#HIII#I have no idea if wukong ever told MK what happened between him and macaque. dude keeps a lot of secrets#it would be pretty funny if MK just thought it’s something like macaque pretending to be wukong to ruin his reputation or whatever#and then it turns out he fucking killed him so MKs just like what the FUCK#my art#myart#doodles#Lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#monkie kid headcanons#oh yeah these are like huge spoilers for season 4 I think#lego monkie kid season 4#lmk season 4#lmk season 4 spoilers#lmk s4 spoilers#monkie kid season 4 spoilers#lmk s4#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#six eared macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk monkey king#Swk#sun wukong#lmk xiaotian#lmk MK#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid fanart
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Monkey MK: "There's something inside you, that you can't control. You know what you are, deep down. A beast, a monster—harbinger of chaos! This thing, that wants to hurt, that wants to destroy, that wants chaos! You're so terrified to let it out! But the truth is, you like it. It makes you feel strong. It's who you are!"
(5x04 The Storm Within)
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Nine: "No, I told you, I get out either way! But, I have had enough of control, enough of watching people put themselves in cages! Of...watching them push away the chaos, when the chaos is what makes them who they are!"
(5x09 Sacrifice)
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*sweats*
#*cough* didn't uh#Didn't realize these were so on the nose as parallels. Like that each line is the opposite of the other#oh we're fucked in s6#oh hello#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk parallels#lmk theme: identity#lmk MK#lmk Nine#lmk spoilers#lmk s5#*cough*.....eamk for s6.....in a way. In the way that matters to me#Like I've been thinking about the difference between like#Yellowtusk wanting to believe in Azure (''But at the cost of the world?'') and the gang wanting to believe in MK#and how there really is no difference. but YT's belief was framed as ''bad'' and the gang's was framed as ''good''#''I'm sorry pal. But ain't nothin` worth that price!'' uhuh and then it was. Pigsy u little hypocrite#everyone was happier to die with MK than to live without him??? Because they are insane???#and I'm like#bro#the rammies#the rammies next season bro#like MK. MK did kinda choose his friends over the GUARANTEED safety of the world.#He's so funny like that#I just am assuming the open door to chaos is going to have rammies
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EDIT: after bein explaimed to the affects lobotomy can have on someone, ill have to amend this post by sayin i would not lobotomize the joker. i would srill do SMTH, jus not like. . . this. makin this edit as i still agree w alot here aside from the lobotomy and vegetable comment(which have neen explained to me as ableist). also another reason for this edit is so others can see this w out me havin to take this down but also so i dont have to do major edits whilst half asleep 👍
ngl of i was Batman i woulda lobotomized the joker i,f he kill my son. fuck him, and fuck Superman! that mfer aint finna srop me
Supes: u cant kill the joker
me: ik that y ima lobotomize him, he killed my son. u think ima let him get away w that?
tbh i woulda lobotomized him the 2nd time he commited mass murder ngl, i ain fuckin round w thqt shit. Barbaras not gonna become disabled bc of him, Tim aint gonna become joker jr, amd Jason sure as hell aint finna die bc the jokers gonna become a fuckin vegetable when Dick is still Robin
ALSO i woulda gotten therapy the moment i realized i was fuckin up Dicks n i's relationship. i woulda offered him to join me in some family therapy n not do wut emotionally constipated Bruce "I am Vengence" Wayne did tf
#dc batman#dc robin#dc#dcu#jason todd#dick grayson#barbara gordon#tim drake#bruce wayne#superman#BRUCE NEEDS TO GO TO THERAPY#HE LOWKEY FUCKED UP HIS KIDS EVEN THO HE LOVES THEM#therapy#the batkids need it too#me if i was batman#fr fr#but genuinely Bruce wtf#like u dont gaf bout the law#y u let spues stop u from killin the joker???#o i forgot to tag him#ugh#the joker#ig 🙄#genuinely fuck the joker tho#except lego joker bc hes chiller than the movie jokers#also yea#i capped all the names except jokers#that bitch gets NO respect from me#FUCK the joker#all my homies HATE the joker
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hiiiii haha mmhnghngnhmghmgmhm
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago morro#morro ninjago#morro#morro wu#lego ninjago fanart#tlnm#the lego ninjago movie#i want to fucking eat him#those patches took me too long to crop but i did it oh my god i did it#also hes wearing his boyfriends turtleneck hihihihihi :3
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