#fruit behavior

[landinrris]

Lando and his ever-enduring need to press himself into other men | x

[liminal-zone]

sooooo….you think I’m PRETTYYYYY?????

ADAR and ELROND in THE RINGS OF POWER 2.07 Doomed to Die

[paper-possum-party-pal]

He eats apples like this

This is the original and you cannot tell me this isn’t something Baldi would do

[etirabys]

it's hard to improve at baking because even mediocre cakes taste really good. what's the incentive

[shehatescoffee]

so i actually cant be normal about the fact that megumi is literally living for yuuji now. like, that is the gayest shit ive ever seen.

[adeleine-everyday]

day 51

some doodles of Fairy Behavior TM from @starlight-strider's headcanons :]]

[timmurleyart]

Rats with incentive. 🐀🐀🚙🍩🟡🔴🟠🟢

[shreddheir]

FURSONA REVEAL her name is Jade, she’s a Nudibranch (specifically hypselodoris iba) with a sprinkle of cat dna! She is so so cutes

[landinrris]

oh that was me with the lando & martin timeline anon. the full timeline may make your brain melt more. this is the stuff we know about for sure:

met late summer 2022 at one of martin's gigs in Ibiza - lando was there on vacation with max f, ollie etc. the video going around of them at fisher's gig was a couple of days after martin's.

sept 2022 monza gp - martin was at the race even though he wasn't playing and was with mclaren - they posted pics of him and daniel in their hospitality. after the race, lando posted pics of them him & martin leaving in a heli - he called martin his uber driver 🤣. lando stayed in amsterdam for a few days. both of them posted videos of them on martin's boat on the canals with martin's friend jurrian. local gossip sites mentioned they'd been seen in restaurants with friends. in this time martin bought lando his decks. lando posted pics of himself with them on the plane back to the uk and martin said in an interview a few months later that he had bought them as a gift for lando.

oct 2022 - hang out after the mexico gp - there are clips on tiktok of them at a club.

dec 2022 dubai - martin was playing there on 30th dec, turned up a few days early and hung out with lando. martin posted pics of them on his insta with some masks & there was a video of them playing padel with martin k and someone else. lando's friends all posted from the vip section at martin's gig.

jan 2023 - following martin's gig in thailand, he and louis met up with lando & martin k and they all flew to finland for several days - lots of pics and videos - then on to ibiza for a few more days - martin has a home there and his parents & sister spend a lot of time there and were with them - martin posted a pic of himself with his family and also there were videos of lando and both martins on a hike. martin then flew to nice the same day lando went back to monaco - he posted a pic of himself the next day in nice getting a haircut.

may 2023 miami gp - martin was playing at the miami race. that's where the nipple pinch pics come from & also this gem https://www.tumblr.com/alexi-01/716928290612559872/stop-this-is-so-cute-look-at-martijns-face?source=share

june 2023 - arrive early together in nyc and hang out ahead of lando's press stuff. martin's parents and sister were also with them - there's a pic of them with lando & martin in a japanese tea house. lando stays through to martin's gig and arrives late for thursday media day in canada. martin shows up to play after the gp in canada. he and lando were out together that evening in montreal - a dj in the bar they were in took pics with them both. next day lando posts a pic of video of him, martin & louis on a hotel balcony.

july 2023 - max v & lando go to tomorrowland after the spa gp. max is in vip with his family, lando is up on stage with martin trying but failing to hide behind some speakers. videos of them at the afterpary. lando then goes to amsterdam for a couple of days before he has to be back in spa - posted a pic of the view from martin's place & a pic leaked of them playing pool.

august 2023 - after being on vacation with his family lando goes to ibiza. missed all his friends who had been there all summer, stays with martin's childhood friends incl jurrian from the amsterdam boat. pics of them out celebrating ward and jurrian's bdays and the afterparty of martin's show. lando then flies with martin to his shows in bratislava and then marseille - was pictured in bratislava plus martin posted a story with him in and lando let the marseille detail out in a ziggo interview at the amsterdam gp.

sept 2023 - zandvoort gp martin hanging with lando's dad on the grid. after the race there's a video of the two of them getting out of a van at amsterdam airport and boarding max v's plane which flew to monaco.

oct 2023 - hung out after the mexico gp after lando had had dinner with carlos. i follow a friend of lando & max v's who lives in mexico city who now has a locked account so the pics aren't public but he posted pics of both of them and martin started following him. swedish house mafia guys were also there (assumption carlos may have been there too as even though there were no pics the guy started following him as well though carlos didn't follow back)

nov 2023 - that hug at the vegas gp. local papers reported lando was also in the club with martin and max v but there are no pics and as he was probably still in some pain after his crash it's likely they confused thierry v with lando.

dec 2023 - ski trip with lando's friends. martin flew directly back from gigs in singapore and malaysia to join up with them.

to be continued...

and that's just the stuff we know about lol. bffs of w/e else, anyone's guess at this point, but they really did become very close very quickly.

Anon, I am giving you a big ole fat kiss on the forehead. God bless you for this breakdown ❤️❤️❤️

So much stuff happens throughout the season that I routinely forget tiny details (especially ones you've listed here like the family dinner in New York). To see them all spelled out here is 😘🤌

[ranchsoda92]

Hungry

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Velvette: Where's the piss-baby?

Vox: Oh, he got pissed with “his star performer” again, and left through the back door.

Velvette: …We don't have a back door?

Vox: We do now

[cerealmonster15]

CEEREALS can I have 3C and 2E with Dana and whoever it is who is an evil pirate in your world. Your choice on which. For the clown meme obviously

ALDA MY GOOD BUDDY!!! yes. i just went w/the order i read them in and LOCKED IN also i wanted to steal the bright colors. i picked yale again bc he is the universal pirate across almost every thread of reality he's in YAAAAAY

they gotta put on a good routine to sneak in and steal. the lions or something. if it looks like i stuck danas tail in last second after i finished at 1am bc i forgot. it is because i did. 👍

[clownfits!!]

[lanawinterscigarettes]

He's so unserious why do I need him so badly

[triptychofvoids]

it appears a small bat native to your base's location has made its way into your infirmary!

it doesn't appear to be harmed or afraid, but it is very curious of the new environment it's found itself in.

it isn't bothering the doves, they even appear to be chirping pleasantly to each other! when it sees you, Herr Doktor, it chirps excitedly and lets out a small yet-audible purr.

what will you do with your new, insect eating, pocket sized friend?

oh, this one...? dont mind that, its just my bat anon. i nearly forgot it was in here....! ill allow them to stay around if theyll keep the mosquitos out and leave my doves alone

[turqrambles]

These MFers are drinking syrup.

[riotifyouplease]

Louis’ dubai dining habits have been under performed in comparison to last seasons Blood bag, rabbit, and rent boy (only eats pineapple and honey) and so far real rashid not has offered up his neck to be piercingly suckled in front of daniel meaning fake rashid had no real reason except voyeurism