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James: What the fuck kind of a middle name is Arcturus?
Regulus: Okay, James Filament Potter
James: …
James: I’m telling Dad
Regulus: NO
#monty laughs at it <3#he loves regulus#i love regulus#james does too#dead gay wizards from the 70s#sunseeker#starchaser#regulus black#james potter#james x regulus#jegulus
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dead boy detectives contrapuntal poems — 2 — (1) (3) (4) (5)
#dead boy detectives#catcrow#the cat king#cat king#monty the crow#monty finch#poems and poetry#poems on tumblr#original poem#poetry#dbda fanfic#dead boy detectives fanfic#split-symmetry poem#monty dead boy detectives#thomas the cat king#esther finch#heavily mentioned#twin cinema poem#poem#marcela writes#sit back and enjoy those two queens sharing a depression beer in a bar somewhere in port townsend after /all that/#nick cave playing in the distance (thanks nick! i just noticed you have the same name. wow)#oh and a tip for first time readers: you have three poems arranged into one <3#you can start from left to right and then separate for monty and the cat king or you can go for the characters sides first!#your choice! third time's the charm. hope you have as much fun as i had with writing it <3#(homosexuality wins i revived monty from the dead because he needed to trauma vent in poetry form with someone i swear)
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A little life update:
Porthos has been back from the ICU for a couple days. The vet indicated there was nothing else they could do for him, and that we were pretty much bringing him home to have a last good day or two before saying goodbye.
Porthos has responded to all this with a resounding "fuck that" and has decided to get better. That, or he hated the vet so much he was willing to die about it.
Anyway he's like. He's fine. He currently grumbling at me because I wouldn't give him a cheese curd.
#it has been a fucking week#lmao one week ago I was posting how one week from then I'd be on a plane#PSYCH#or porthos hates greece so much he staged an incredibly successful and wildly expensive protest#honestly it was like the monty python sketch#with me sitting by my dog sobbing for 3 hours about how I was going to have to put him down#and him waking up and being like *yawn* what's up feeling much better is there food?
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A monty because my friends are playfully yet ominously grabbing at my ankles threatening to pull me back under the giant rainbow parachute that is operation mincemeat
#yall remember those things from elementary school pe class#like every school had one and all the handles were ripped off and flapping around that nasty ol tarp was the highlight of the year somehow#anyway yeah#have a monty <3#my art#doodles#operation mincemeat#operation mincemeat musical#omm#ewen montagu
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a franchise traumatised from past mistakes
new york rangers @ florida panthers game 6 | 6.1.24 (x)(x)(x)
#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#pomo stopping everything to make sure sasha knows not to touch it#sasha signaling no NO TOUCHY#everyone dipping away from the prince of wales trophy no wants to be NEAR that thing 😭😭😭#cheese touch but hockey edition and its trophies#monty tugging matthew away LMAO HE SAID IM TAKING NO CHANCES#stevie and okie JUST TIPTOEING AWAY FROM THE TABLE#sasha gingerly maneuvering around the table#theyre all superstitious freaks <3
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I : The Story Some Kids Tell
…do you ever feel it?
That childish urge to raise your hand?
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
(art by @pinkmeanschaos)
#codename: kids next door#knd#my writing#fanfic#cold reception#numbuh 1#numbuh 2#numbuh 3#numbuh 4#numbuh 5#numbuh 362#father#benedict wigglestein#monty uno#the delightful children from down the lane#dcfdtl#cree lincoln#the steve#lizzie devine#numbuh vine#numbuh infinity#GKND
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sorry lads, Dead Boy Detectives was ACTUALLY cancelled because Monty got hit with the straight beam. rejected by exactly one boy, and he turned to piracy and heterosexuality. sad!!
#this post was brought to you by my baby sis forcing me to watch that one new shit Disney movie. again.#cue me getting Joshua-Colley-jumpscared#Esther you were a shit mother but PLEASE pick up your boy he's BRITISH now (said by guy who is British)#fuck Disney by the way. speaking of piracy. don't financially support them#my loves pirating from stupidly big companies is always morally correct <3#ace's random thoughts :)#sure i'll tag this#dead boy detectives#monty the crow#monty finch
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strange european arthurian avant-garde films my beloveds i wish there were more of you ♥️
#commemorating this activity page bc my arthurian cinema journey is only gonna go downhill from here#arthuriana#perceval le gallois#lancelot du lac 1974#monty python and the holy grail#tristan et iseult 1972#honorable mention to morgane et ses nymphes im just ignoring the english translation of that title <3#films
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Before anyone says anything, I love The Exorcist so much but it doesn't count because it was never formally banned. Also if my behated old catholic school cited it positively, as well as a lot of the clergy, then that's a wretched enough reason for me to revoke its rights to be blasphemous.
(If you want a 1973 horror that got banned, watch lemora or the original wicker man. Watch my movies, boy)
#i've watched everything i can from lists. if i missed one then it was because i didnt like it that much#or didnt find them interesting enough to include and included movies i found interesting even when i didnt quite like it. sorry#or maybe they were too popular and i didn't want them to sweep too much#like 3 of what i mentioned are cult hits. some are hidden gems#no thanks to the people trying to prevent full uncensored versions from making rounds#or just general blocking#lemora#lemora a child's tale of the supernatural#priest 1994#the last temptation of christ#life of brian#monty python#the wicker man 1973#rosemary's baby#taxi driver 1976#sorry to the exorcist fans. it doesn't count. wish it did.#the devils 1971#the devils
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if the Academy put on a production of Heathers and the cast was tbosas mentors
Veronica Sawyer: Persephone Price (Festus sat in the audience and either stewed in jealousy or made jokes to Coriolanus about 'needing to get into theatre so he could get that' during dead girl walking)
Jason Dean: Hilarius Heavensbee (Livia made a joke about getting Coriolanus to play JD just to get him to sing "not anymore, when mom was alive" in freeze your brain)
Heather Chandler: Livia Cardew
Heather McNamara: Iphigenia Moss
Heather Duke: Juno Phipps (Palmyra was going to try out but got nervous and figured Livia was going to be Heather Chandler anyway so she didn't want to be around her. Clemensia auditioned but ultimately decided against it in favour for like sciene club or something boring with Coriolanus because it allowed them more time to gossip)
Kurt Kelly: Apollo Ring
Ram Sweeney: Gaius Breen
pleasepleaseplease add to this with who you think would play characters, I want to fully fledge out the cast to the best of the casting abilities
#also can someone explain to me why JD and coriolanus are so similar??#dead mums and shitty dads#technically killed 3 people but didnt kill the third with their own hands#instead using someone else to physically kill them even though they set them up#excessive gay allegations either in the piece of media or from the fandom#mommy issues#like guys wrap it up#persephone price#festus creed#coriolanus snow#livia cardew#iphigenia moss#juno phipps#palmyra monty#clemensia dovecote#hilarius heavensbee#apollo ring#gaius breen#tbosas mentors#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#veronica sawyer#jason dean#heather chandler#heather mcnamara#heather duke#kurt kelly#ram sweeney#heathers#heathers the musical
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WHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!?!
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#OMG NEVERMORE’S FIRST SEASON IS COMPLETE#WHAT A CRAZY FEELING MARCH 3 2022 ME COULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT THIS IS WHERE WE’D BE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS#BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#FIRST OFF THANK YOU RED N’ FLYNN FOR YOUR WONDERFUL WORK THIS SEASON IT WAS AMAZING I LOVED ALL OF IT#OK EPISODE UHHHH DOLLY AND POPPET ARE STILL CUTE AND BADASS#POPPET YOU LEFT HER ALL ALONE SHE CALLED YOU THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE#OOOOOOHHHHHH POPPET’S MAGIC PRETTY ALL THE MAGIC IN THIS SERIES PRETTYYYYYYY#PROSPERO LOOKS SO PRETTY IN HIS PAJAMAS IDKKKK WHYYYYYY LOVE THE SHIRT#SORRY MONTY YOU CAN’T RUN#WASSUP WILL LOOK AT THE BOOOOOIIIIISSSSSSSS#POPPET’S SPEECH LOOKED SO COOL#OOOOHHHHHH THEY’RE ALL SO SCAREDDDDD#LENORE BROKE MY HEART THIS EPISODE OMG LIKE WHEN THEY WERE HOLDING HER BACK AND SHE’S LIKE “NO!”#“DON’T MAKE ME SIT IDLY BY WHILE IT KILLS THE ONES I LOVE. LET ME GO. PLEASE.” HURRRRTTTTTSSSSS MEEEEEEEEEEEE I’M DYYYYYIIIINNNNGGGGG#JUST NEEDS HER WIFE THEN EVERYTHING’S FINE Y’ALL DON’T UNDERSTAND#WHY IS MANIFESTING IN FRONT OF IT SO BAD I WANT TO KNOW#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET AWAY FROM HEEEERRRRRRRR STAGGGG#OHHHH THE DETAILS AND SHADING ON THAT LAST PANEL MMMMMMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS#THANK YOU SO MUCH RNF FOR BOTH YOUR SERIES THEY’RE THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE WHEN THEY’RE GOING#TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED FOR S2 GET SOME REST#WE’LL BE HERE :))))#THANKS TO YOU GUYS FOR READING MY UNHINGED TAGS EVERY WEEK HOPE YOU’LL STICK AROUND FOR MORE OF ME AND MY THINGS#YAYYYYYYYYYYY NEVERMORE SEASON 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dead Boy Detectives Victor AU Update
Hey besties there is now going to be two more chapters of the hunger games Victor AU for dead boy Detectives because SOMEONE ( @magpiemarten and @anything-thats-rock-and-roll, the little shits) gave me IDEAS (also shout out to @nix-nihili for the lovely long comment, my beloved). Strap on in- things are gonna somehow get even WORSE before they get better!
And for those who want to read chapter 1, here you go:
#edwin payne#charles rowland#monty the crow#crystal palace#niko sasaki#yes niko is appearing in chapter 3#oh and a cameo from jenny#edwin x charles#edwin x monty#fanfic#aletterinthenameofsanity#my fics#ao3#hunger games#hunger games au#victor au#dead boy detectives#fic update#writing update#writing progress
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did you guys know in the 2017 london workshop of starlight express greaseball was played by oliver tompsett
#this has been another fun fact from monty#the only thing is i cannot find pictures because it only ran for like 3 performances#there are audios on youtube!#but yeah hahaha william shakespeare also played mean elvis train#monty monolouges#starlight express#stex#oliver tompsett#greaseball the diesel
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trying to "fix" my game resulted in gutting my downloads folder (deleted lots of cas stuff and yeeted all my build/buy cc. going to have to rebuild all that but does it even matter when i STILL get pink soup/crashing w only 3gb of cc ??)
anyway, @isabella-goth bullied me into starting up my very first ever -gasp!- veronaville save. i resurrected hero, because.. idk i just felt like it lol. she's so pretty, and you already know i used @isabella-goth's genetically correct v2. :]
#ts2 premades#veronaville#hero monty#ts2 screenshots#i am.. nawt a shakespeare kind of gal#i vaguely remember reading romeo and juliet in middle school#the whole thumb biting thing is seared into my memory#i miss my build/buy folder#i tried doing a lot makeover with maxis stuff only and honestly id rather crumple into dust than do that#but my loading time went from 30+ minutes to only 3....
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i don't know why but you give off such yellow vibes🤔 i feel like you're such a fun, bubbly person.
i don't know if it's because of the bachira theme or profile picture, but you do give off bee vibes🤔🤔
VHAAATT wait i an giggling and twirling my hair and all of the above??? I QM THE BEE 🐝 im trademarking thid emoji and every other yellow emoji now 💛💛🌻⭐️🌟🐝
ira i lob you 💛💛💛 guys am i fun and bubbly??? i thought i was really awkward is this my awakening
#maybe im just awkward irl#i have no friends at my new school 😕#i know your laughing at me rn#guys idk#EVERYONES JUST SO INTIMIDATIBG#so#im just#vy myself#all the time😔#anyways its fine#guys i am bee 🐝#maybe this is because of monty#i am monty’s bee😎#i also just got home from like#a meetup with my old friends#theyre all i need#tbh#AND YOU GUYS beczuse you guys make me smile#especially you ira :3#📡 — Live Coverage#⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 🌹 ira !
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Monty WIP for a silly comic
#saw someone say he would steal the scraps from Jenny's bins... she caught him </3#looking at her with his big autistic eyes#ace's random thoughts :)#dead boy detectives#monty the crow#monty finch
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