#honestly it was like the monty python sketch

[baejax-the-great]

A little life update:

Porthos has been back from the ICU for a couple days. The vet indicated there was nothing else they could do for him, and that we were pretty much bringing him home to have a last good day or two before saying goodbye.

Porthos has responded to all this with a resounding "fuck that" and has decided to get better. That, or he hated the vet so much he was willing to die about it.

Anyway he's like. He's fine. He currently grumbling at me because I wouldn't give him a cheese curd.

[vintagetvstars]

Terry Jones Vs. Alan Alda

Propaganda

Terry Jones - (Monty Python's Flying Circus, Do Not Adjust Your Set) - I wish I could tell you all in a few sentences just how handsome, funny, intelligent, kind and soft-spoken Terry Jones was. How passionate he was about the things he loved, lacing his interests (like e.g. history) throughout all the projects he was working on. How he was supposedly always laughing and giggling when writing and reading out sketches. How he admired the art of silent movies/Buster Keaton and was obsessed with writing poems as a child. How he was described as a wonderful friend and a little as if he carried his own world around with him. But there is simply too much to tell and I adore him too much to pick the best facts, so this will have to do

Alan Alda - (M*A*S*H) - He is both the saddest wettest little meow meow and your kindly grandfather and your favourite eccentric uncle (mom's side). Somehow it works. Passionate Democrat, feminist, great writer, he and his books are hilarious. Did a cartwheel when he won an Emmy! How he met his wife is the best meet cute of the last two centuries, and they've now been married over 60 years!!!

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Alan Alda:

he’s just so good in MASH

he put so much bisexuality into hawkeye i think it fundamentally changed me when i was little and watching mash for the first time. anyway do we all know the story about how he met his wife when they were at a party together and they were the only two people eating the cake that fell on the floor and he fell in love with her over her laugh. i just think hes neat :) i love when theres a strange looking man. also feel it necessary to say that the guy that wrote the book mash was based on wrote himself as hawkeye and HATED alda's hawkeye bc he displayed his morals too much (alda had it in his contract for the show that every episode had to have an operating room scene bc otherwise you arent backdropping the fact that war is Not fun. actually. he almost didnt take the role bc he thought a war comedy would make too much light of the horrors)

please please please use this picture of him, he's so hot in it

His comedic delivery in MASH...

The story of how he met his wife is charming and sweet, and they've now been married 65 years

Just look at him. He's the most beautiful man I've ever seen but also he's completely average. He's got a weak jawlines and a round face and these big soft eyes and he's just so beautiful. He's capable of playing a silly charismatic sitcom protagonist in one scene, and a jaded army surgeon haunted by the deaths he's witnessed in the next. He's so hot that my dad once told me he decided to apply to medical school because of how much he was attracted to Hawkeye Pierce. That's literally how I learned that my father was bisexual.

He's also just a really great dude? He's been outspoken about his political beliefs for a long time, and has always been strongly and vocally anti-war, pro-feminist, and pro lgbt. He served a tour in the Korean war, and his experiences there informed his performance in the show. He (and honestly the entire cast, but especially him) really just soared above and beyond the standard for comedies of the day.

He's so funny and his eyes are pretty

He loves and is a champion of science (Source).

[hellsbellschime]

Honestly, I think the issues with season 2 were twofold, the writers strike, and the budget cuts which resulted in the cut from 10 episodes to 8 (thank you WB's David Zaslav) The gullets was supposed to be in season one, the entire season was geared towards it, and then the episodes got cut and moved to season 3 and they had zero time to fix it in the writers room. The entire season just feels like it was left hanging. Rhaena is still in the wilderness trying to snag herself a dragon, everyone else is left marching... marching....marching....and perhaps running away (this is totally a fucking monty python sketch). It's such a disappointment, even though I was braced for it from about episode 4, and I realised the pacing was waaaaaay off.

Like it was SO oriented toward the Gullet that literally as the credits started rolling I actually thought the show was just doing an incredibly drawn-out montage of every character looking intensely before the battle began. I'm not like TV Nostradamus, but I am generally good at reading editing cues, and I think the only time I was genuinely shocked this season was when the show just ended after all of that buildup. David "no matter what I must increase profits by 1% for Q3" Zaslav sucks for a lot more than this, but god I really do feel bad for the writers given that they clearly wrote this season building up to something that they had to freaking CUT OUT at five minutes to midnight.

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I had to get another 12 vials of blood siphoned off, so it's time for another exciting installment in The Vampire Diaries, brought to you by the Anerican healthcare system.

Let's call this The Stigmata Phlebotomy Lab Strikes Back, shall we?

Content warning: blood, needles, medical incompetence

Recap: For those of you just joining us, in 2022 I became a statistic for the COVID + mild autoimmune diseases like arthritis can trigger "autoimmune dysregulation" studies. That means the immune system starts running around screaming THE SKY IS FALLING and attacking one's own organs in an attempt to flush out intruders. (Ew, I just realized, it turned my T-cells into MAGATs/Tories.)

Good news, the target was not my lungs.

Bad news, two words you never want to hear together from an ophthalmologist: "eye melt".

After many creative ($$$$) measures, what saved my eyes were eyedrops made from my own blood plasma, because we're resorting to medical witchcraft now. (Platelets, apparently.)

So. Vital Tears? Saved my vision. Trouble is, their phlebotomists are auditioning for Monty Python.

The Hostile Housecall Sketch. When I couldn't see to drive, I had to invite a vampire into my home, which was a little awkward for an introvert who's had to self-isolate since 2019. I'm sure my manners were rusty, but still, she was the most uncommunicative medical professional i have ever met, sort of an anti-dentist. I fumblingly suggested the dining room after she didn't reply to my "Welcome, I'm [name], this is my first time so I'm kind of nervous!" I realized afterwards that she never told me her name. I know she must have spoken at some point, but all I remember is stony silence.

Sterile Procedures? In This Pandemic? Next time I drove to the lab hoping to find a more friendly med tech. And I found one! He was very friendly while dropping all twelve vials of my blood on the floor again and again because he kept setting them on a rounded stool instead of a table. Quoth he: "Don't worry, it happens all the time. The last patient was nervous about it, too, but I told him not to worry about it!" I was not altogether reassured. Maybe I shouldn't have looked at those Health Advisory flyers on the way in warning about a drug-resistant candida aureus outbreak in county healthcare facilities.

Operation Stigmata. Today'a score: 5 phlebotomists, 9 rubber gloves, 3 glasses of water and 2 low sodium V8s before the appointment and 2 liters of water during, 7 cotton pads. 8 bandaids, ~15 disinfecting sterile swabs, 3 rubber tourniquets (sometimes 2 at once), EIGHT different needles and EIGHT different punctures, and 2 hours to fill 12 vials with blood.

I almost made it through without losing my temper — the last thing you wanna do is antagonize someone putting a needle in you— but after one particularly painful bit of windshield wiper subdermal probing, I finally burst out, "You're 90 degrees to the vein...I've never seen anyone do that before!"

Still, apart from that, I kept up my Model Patient persona pretty well. At the end, when one of the women said, "Thanks for being so patient," I replied with a firm, "Thanks for sticking with me... pun intentional."

I'm honestly impressed. Both elbows feel like I've been assaulted by Woody Woodpecker, but it took a dedicated team effort to outdo the phlebotomist who left me with major bruises and visible needle marks at my high school graduation 35 years ago.

Now, how to bribe the vet who draws blood from my cat into practicing human medicine without a license.

[adultswim2021]

Robot Chicken #79: “Please Do Not Notify Our Contractors” | September 13, 2009 - 11:30PM | S04E18

I have to finish a Jeopardy board for my “online friends” game night tonight, so I’ll make this as brief as I can, which is usually not very. Four longish sketches for me to comment on! 

One is a parody of the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I think. I only saw that movie once ever in my entire life. I don’t think I like Indiana Jones, like, at all. Anyway: This is about the knight that is guarding the holy grail, and how he got along for all those years before Indiana Jones got there. It also explains why there were so many other grails there to confuse him; they were fast food cups from him ordering in. I don’t hate this premise, I just hate hearing Breckin Meyer doing a British accent. It just sounds like a high school drama student approximating Monty Python sketches to me. 

There’s a sketch where a father hides in his young son’s closet to prove to him that there’s no such thing as a bogeyman. It backfires, because he learns that his son is domming his teddy bear and now he’s trapped in there as to not confront this terrible truth. I’m not sure if I missed the full joke of this sketch; there were key phrases that seemed to suggest that the kid was playing out some role playing fantasy he has or reenacting a trauma from a previous living situation? He does say the teddy bear is adopted? Like, I’m honestly not sure if the joke is that the kid is planning to rape his adoptive father or something, I genuinely feel like i missed a key detail. NOT SPENDING MORE TIME ON THIS TO FIGURE IT OUT, SORRY.

There’s a very long sketch where it’s Beast from Beauty and the Beast on a dating reality show where he fucks and sucks various beauties of various backgrounds. Technically this is a new idea, I guess, but the tropes of reality shows have been fodder for comedy for so gosh darn long, and none of those jokes seem particularly inspired. The funniest joke in this is the running gag of the angry mob that keeps interrupting it, but then I remembered about January 6th and instantly got PTSD from it :( 

Okay; the best sketch of the night was Montage, about a superhero of sorts who helps people by showing up an enacting a montage. There’s been comedy about the montage trope for years, but the part where he does a montage to age up a house thief so that he becomes too frail to complete his crime is pretty inspired. And the ending was really good, where Montage’s nemesis End Credits man shows up, for both being a clever joke and also letting me know that the show was about to end. 

EPHEMERA CORNER:

The Office (UK) (September 19, 2009 - 12:00AM)

I recently watched a video where a British man defended the post-classic era of the Simposns. It only solidified my personal theory that as outsiders to American culture, British people are less likely to be able to discern the very clear difference between good and bad episodes of The Simpsons. But this is a two-way street, mostly resulting in Americans not realizing Ricky Gervais sucks until he became the most cartoonishly awful version of himself. 

Did I love The Office back then? Yes. I haven’t tried to watch it in full in probably 20 years or so, so I don’t know if it “holds up” (I mean that in the least obnoxious way possible). I only got into the American Office after exhausting rewatches of the British one, after being told how much better it got after it’s first season (of which I saw the first episode, a remake of the first British episode, and hated).

The Office airing on Adult Swim is one of my favorite bits of Adult Swim lore. Because it was promoted for weeks with Ricky Gervais being, for it’s time, funny and cheeky in promos. You got the impression he riffed them all out, letting his naturally-amusing arrogance drive them with inspired one-liners. The show’s odd runtime meant that Adult Swim had to air it in 45 minute time slots with extensively long introductions with Ricky Gervais talking about the episode for a few minutes before letting it play. 

The difference between the promos he cut and the intros, despite being the exact same camera setup, was stark. Ricky would pretentiously prattle on about how David Brent was (I used to do an impression of this and it made two people laugh really hard, so I consider it one of my greatest bit) “huuurrtiiing”, almost like we’d failed as an audience by this character buffoonish. Ricky was basically preparing us for watching a Ken Loach film, and not an above-average BBC Sitcom. It could very well be the first instance of me thinking “this dude seems like he sucks”. 

Surprisingly, these intros seem to be missing from the internet. I keep teasing the fact that some day I’ll dig out my DVD-Rs and try and find this stuff to post somewhere, but who knows at this point. I genuinely don’t know where they are and I have so much fucking shit I need to purge just to get to the pile that MIGHT contain them. But maybe some day. Enjoy the one promo I found, which doesn’t really illustrate what I’m talking about almost at all. Sorry.

MAIL BAG

The Boondocks pilot got leaked online archive DOT org/details/boondockspilot

Nice!

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Genuine question: do you and your mutuals think I could join the Monty Python fandom even if I'm not okay with all of their sketches and decisions or even all of their members? Some of them have behaved more decent than others and I like to think they regret these decisions (like homophobic jokes for example). But I just love the non-problematic stuff they did and consider making a fan blog too. With my current status of knowledge about them (which isn't that much tbh), Michael Palin and Eric Idle are my comfort people

Abso-blooming-lutely!

Part of the reason why a majority of us love them is because they're a complete snapshot of the time period (for better or for worse), and the fact that you can appreciate them while also realising that some of their content isn't okay is honestly awesome and I have a lot of respect for you.

You don't need to like everything or everybody to enjoy a fandom. If anything, it's what makes it interesting and diverse!

(and from one Eric and Michael stan to another, they're genuinely cool people... especially Michael)

[kimberlyannharts]

Turbo Re-Shifted ideas in no particular order

(Basically a more concise version of my “Turbo Rewrite”, albeit not really in any order.)

-Still tries to be goofy and lighthearted, while trying to balance the comedy and seriousness better. Initially more character focused than plot focused, but the Plot does start to creep in as the events of in Space draw ever closer.

-Blue Centurion’s whole Thing is the Millennium Message. When he arrived, it got scrambled, so he has to wait dor it to get decoded. While he’s waiting, he decides to help the Rangers. His episodes are mostly comedic, but they would have some serious moments as he clashes with Angel Grove’s police force and he becomes a Vigilafne. (A comedic moment ensues an episode or two after his debut where he tries to arrest the Phantom Ranger for loitering. It plays out like a Monty Python sketch.)

-The Phantom Ranger appears much earlier-as in, shortly after the changeover to Tutbo. Early on, he mostly pops up a few times to scout out the Earth situation and alert Zordon to the UAE’s actions in private, or contacts Zordon via hologram or recording. Post cast change, he’s desperately trying to Not Get Attached to the new Rangers. (The Phantom Ranger is perpetually having A Time™.)

-Divatox is such a threat because she has no Big Evil Plans and is just doing whatever the hell she wants. (Honestly, that can be MUCH more terrifying and dangerous under certain circumstances, because at least Rita, Zedd, and the Machine Empire were predictable; Divatox is Not.) Honestly, good for her.

-The Millennium Message mentions the Space Rangers by name. (It would be subtly implied that the former Zeo Rangers were just acting as stewards of the Turbo Powers until the future Space Rangers came along.)

-Dimitria is Trying Her Best. She didn’t plan to stay long-term, but darn it, she’s going to do her best to help these new kids reach their potential.

-After Larigo freed Zordon from the Time Warp and let him go home, Zordon was hoping to return to the Rangers with a new body so he could help them with protecting Earth. But unfortunately, he never got the chance: Dark Specter invaded and abducted him before that could happen, leaving the poor test subject who was testing out that body (due to him also being mostly energy) to get stuck with it for the next few months until the scientists could disentagle him from it. (The test subject is never revealed due to the body having a different voice from the test subject’s original actor.)

-Things get more serious as the end of Turbo approaches.

awesome!

[horatio-fig]

The Mandalorian Season 3, Episode 1 - The Apostate.  

I never do these ‘My thoughts on’ posts coz I figured no one cares, but Don't knock it til you try it, I guess. Here are some thoughts I had watching it -  

An Alligator ruined that kids little party so I will be calling the covenants new planet ‘Space Florida’ until told otherwise.  

Did Din see they were in trouble and rush in to save them, or did he sit back and watch for a while as he tried to remember if this was part of the ceremony.  

When The Armorer first said the whole ‘bathe in the living waters’ thing and Din was like ‘but there’s no water?’ I thought it was Mandalorian Idiom like ‘when pigs fly’  

I low key hope there are no waters and Din has to realise the only think that makes him Mandalorian are the friends he made along the way or something like that.  

I love the Purrgil (I could do without everyone who recognises them from Rebels acting like they’re the only person who’s seen Rebels however) I just love Star Wars, so anything remotely related to the world of Star Wars and I'll lose my shit. If I see a Loth-cat, I hear the word caf, if they reuse a planet, I love it.  

They gentrified the pirate cove. The bastards.  

Of all the side quests Din has been offered ‘become a Thane of Nevarro, you can even purchase a house’ is my favourite.  

The episode paused to give us a truly batshit ‘let me drink in the school’ Monty Python sketch and I request they do this once an episode.  

I saw a lot of articles demanding to know what happened to Cara Dune but honestly, they all had the same energy as my Grandma asking ‘are you still friends with Susan from your year 9 English class?’ Like, we worked on a group project years ago and last I saw she was posting shitty all lives matter takes on Facebook.  

Considering the First Order is kind of supposed to be a look at this right wing resurgence. (The enemies where once nazis and now they're angsty little white boys who wanna be nazis) it could have been interesting to have Greef be like ‘hey you still friends with Cara?’ and Din go ‘she started saying stuff like ‘I don't always agree with the First Order but every now and then they say what we’re all thinking’ and now we don’t talk anymore”. But, I understand the importance of separating a character from an actor so it’s probably better they don't do that.  

I’m glad they didn’t bring back IG-11. I kind of don’t want them to cheapen his heart wrenching death scene, but this is Star Wars, when has death ever meant anything? Can't wait to have him back.  

90% sure Grogu was trying to eat the Anzellans  

If this season doesn't win an Emmy it’s because they cut out a scene where Din crawled on his hands and knees to get into that droidsmiths.  

I hope Din teaching Grogu how to fly becomes a Chekov's driving lesson and Grogu has to fly the ship to save the day. 

That dogfight with the pirates was pure Saturday morning cartoon and camp and it’s why I love Star Wars. 

I have never been sure if Mandalore was a planet or a planetary system so this episode did kinda clear some of that up. (And it’s always fun to see more Mandalorian places) 

Bo-Katan's hair is giving me Halloween Store Ginger Spice Wig realness and I’m sort of into it. I also love how all the other Star Wars ladies are infamous for constantly changing hairstyles and she just went ‘nah, this is the one’ 

Bo-Katan sitting/slouching/laying on her chair is me every day, sprawled on out the sofa trying to figure out why have back problems. Finally, the representation we need.  

Overall, solid first episode. It kind of felt like when you start up Skyrim again after not playing for a while and just spend the first hour or so just remembering where you got up to.  

I enjoyed the different in tone to this episode. The first episode of Season 1 showed a lone ranger type, mowing down enemies and having no time for people like Greef. In this episode he is much less bloodthirsty and we see him catching up with multiple friends throughout the episode. I understand the need to up the drama and stakes with every season, but it's also nice to see your character get to enjoy the benefits of their success and character development.  

I know some people are mad that the show had no planned ending and will keep going for as long as they want. People have been saying this will make the show ‘aimless’ but the Mandalorian has kind of always been an aimless wander through the galaxy, picking up friends and questing and I think this episode show cased that.  

Finally, I saw a review saying that the Mandalorian premiere fails to match the high bar set by Andor and it pales by comparison. That's like saying winter isn't as warm as summer. They’re different things, that do different jobs in the franchise. (Also, I remember when Andor premiered and there were plenty of revies saying it was no The Mandalorian) 

It’s too cakes! Two amazingly good cakes! Andor has a prison break episode and it's a gut punch of a saga that makes you feel the need to go for walk and appreciate your freedom after you watch it. The Mandalorian had a prison break episode and it was a fun romp of double crossing and cartoon violence. And we get to have both, and it’s great and I just love Star Wars in all shapes and sizes.  

I have more to say but I'm gonna leave it there, I might do one of these for the next episode, but we’ll see. All in all, it was a good solid The Mandalorian episode and I am a fan.  

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22, 26, 27, and (the most leading question ever) 28

[ ask game! ]

22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any?

I don't anymore dfgjfdkfs 😭 but I used to when art was just a hobby thing and had the time to... actually take my time lol, and it was just drummer warm up/carpal tunnel prevention stretches haha. It's probably in my best interest to start doing this again whoops

26. What's a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended?

Hm... this hasn't really happened to me at all yeat tbh? This the Crow illo I did got misstagged as Sandman once i guess lol

27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with?

Sorta? I had a prof a few summers ago who suggested two things to warm up: even spirals and just a row of lines as straight as possible (stacked vertically or horizontally). I do that whenever I'm prepping for academic art stuff, but honestly I don't really bother to warm up for personal illos! Just keep redoing the sketches over a couple of days until I'm happy to move on with it.

28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)?

OH, DO I!!!!! The full lists of collaborative zines I've been in so far can be found here, with my first one being in 2020 for Red vs Blue (Roses & Hydrangeas, x, x). After that was One More Time (Daft Punk zine, 2021), World Between Worlds (Star Wars, 2022), and the upcoming Daft Punk: Anthropology (2023). I've hosted a couple collaborative zines too— Color Coded (Tron, 2021), Into the Dreaming (Sandman, 2022), and the upcoming Lost Tales (Tron, 2022-23). I also have a whole bunch of smaller zines I've made for myself (A Tenet zine, a Monty Python zine, my 2022 film journal, etc), but that's not really an art event lol. I haven't done other major art events besides that, though I've done the occasional art/merch trade and gift exchanges. With how busy my year ahead looks, I'm not sure I'll be able to be in any more zines, but it's one of my favorite art things to do and would love to do as many as I can in the future :)

[iamidentical]

KITH ask game: ⭐ and 📺 (I know nothing about them, but I wanted to send you an ask anyway lol <3)

Omg thank you so much!!

(I'd like to apologize for taking so goshdarned long to do these KITH asks: I finally have time to sit down and think about all of them!)

⭐️ (how did you first find Kids in the Hall?): Well, I'd been sort of vaguely aware of them for a while as this distant Canadian thing that was before my time. I think I knew they were a comedy group with a tv show and that was about it.

But then!

My lovely twin sent me a quora answer (of all things) comparing Monty Python and KITH (very favourably on KITH's end, by the way). I read this fabulous answer, watched the sketches linked on youtube, and from there I just plunged in and binged all five original seasons in a matter of weeks.

Here is the link to the quora answer that got me into Kids in the Hall:

📺 (favourite Kids in the Hall season): for purely sentimental reasons, season 4. It was the first one I watched in its entirety. Honestly, though, there are sketches that I love with all my heart from every season, and I could go through and try to make a quantitative assessment of which season has the highest number of my favourite sketches, but. I just can't bring myself to do that!

[fyrefrostanimus]

Nightmare'd Evans

Even if these designs are nowhere near done (the only two designs of ANY of the Nightmares I have completely sketched are Nightmare Fredbear and Nightmare himself) I might as well post what I have as of Halloween!

So I always thought that Evan (or Chris, as he was known as for the longest time) ended up trapped in nightmare purgatory for some reason. Only when GoldenDuo came along did I really change my mind, but I still really like the idea even though he's my favorite character in FNaF. I guess that if I love a character, I make their life hell.

I already had a self-indulgent AU where the Nightmares stopped messing with him after a while (he no longer had a heartbeat, and that's what mostly got their attention). But I never really considered what would have happened in that context if he'd managed to get close to one of them. Really the little sketch I did of Nightmarionne Evan made me think about that and I decided to at least do the rest of the Nightmares (maybe the Jack-O's in November? still pumpkin pie season then) with that idea with some trivia about each one because I overthink this stuff a lot.

Should be very obvious that these aren't meant as canon. They're goofy little sketches that may end up as part of an AU. Who knows honestly.

There's going to be exposed bone/muscle in some of these and a fair bit of body horror at the end, but I'll put those under a cut since it's a minority compared to the rest.

Nightmare Chica'd Evan

Since I wanted to base Nightmare Chica in general on a velociraptor/vaguely raptor-like dinosaur, I could go absolutely nuts with this design. The main decision for Evan's design based on her was "does he have full hands connected to his arm wings or does he just have a widdle thumb that can't do much or anything?". I ended up settling for the latter because it's just funny to me.

Trivia

Evan can't fly but he sure thought he could at first. He's kinda peeved that he lost access to his fingers but isn't able to fly but he's at least figured out how to pick up a crayon and draw.

Those sharp claws on his feets can do serious damage so don't piss him off or scare him. Luckily he's more apt to bite.

Bouncing off that last point, being like this (like a lot of the other Nightmare'd designs) affects his fight-or-flight response. Here, Evan's more likely to defend himself with a bite before recoiling and asking himself what he just did.

Nightmare Bonnie'd Evan

I've always been iffy on the basic design for Nightmare Bonnie in general, since unlike the others there's no real inspiration you can draw from. There's Monty Python and the Holy Grail's killer rabbit, but he already has the personality and I wanted to keep the canon color scheme. The problem wasn't Evan's design but just Bonnie's.

Trivia

Evan can jump pretty high/far with the rabbit legs, so he can get around fast. You'd lose track of him easy and that's how he'll manage to spook you.

He will hear you coming. Don't even attempt to sneak up behind him because those radar dishes on his head will pick up on where you are and he'll look.

He has funny little fangies that often stick out of the corners of his mouth since they're too big to hide completely while also being comfortable for him.

Evan's much more likely to kick. With how strong his legs are it could break a bone if it hits the right spot. (He's basically a kangaroo)

Nightmare Freddy'd Evan

Not much to say here except that this would probably be the 2nd/3rd most easy Nightmare'd version for Evan to access. If he cuddles up with the Freddles enough he's pretty much just another of them.

Trivia

The tiny bear poof tail Evan has does wag when he's happy but you can only see it from behind.

Evan's main response to fear remains to curl up into a ball and cry. The difference is that you now have to deal with the papa bear.

Nightmare Fredbear'd Evan

The first complete sketch of the group! Another that would be pretty easy for Evan to access (mainly because these two are pretty closely connected with Nightmare Fredbear coming from Evan's fear of Fredbear). I kept Nightmare Fredbear's design close to canon, since I really liked most of the elements of his design and thought they made sense.

Trivia

Evan is really uncomfortable the mouth on his stomach. It doesn't do much, but he probably finds some way to tape it shut so he doesn't have to think about it.

His neck fluff is nice and warm, at least that's a plus.

Evan doesn't really have much of a fear response like this. He may jump a bit, but it's not something big like the other Nightmare'ds.

Nightmare'd Evan

How would Evan even get to this point, to be honest? Design-wise, I decided that Nightmare as a representation of death from the Bite of '83 was a good basis, but I'm not much of a fan of the semi-transparency with a brain inside. It's a cool detail but it's not my cup of tea. But since I can make my own design, I went for a tooth-centric idea. Unlike Nightmare Fredbear, Nightmare doesn't have an extra mouth: he just has a lot of teeth growing out of him like horns, spikes, or sometimes even armor. The head teeth specifically resemble a crown for the heck of it.

Trivia

Evan's little tooth crown is made up of basically baby teeth! If he were still aging they would probably fall out and grow bigger full-size ones, but that's not happening. Only the canines are actually long enough to show through his fluffy hair.

He has longer claws than the other Nightmare'ds, not counting Foxy's hook-claws.

He has two rows of teeth. It's definitely hard to see but they're there and they're still pretty sharp despite being smaller.

Evan defaults to intimidation in this design. He's a little to small to accomplish that, but he tries and that's what matters.

And now we're onto the one with exposed muscle/bone and body horror. The body horror is lower down, but both have the formerly mentioned anatomical attributes.

Nightmare Foxy'd Evan

You know how Nightmare Freddy and Nightmare Fredbear are tied/undecided on 2nd/3rd place? First place of easiest to access actually goes to Nightmare Foxy. Headcanon in this case is that so much of Nightmare Foxy's behavior comes from being jumpscared by an actual person that he feels compassion to a degree, so there's your explanation. Only other addition is that Nm. Foxy's eye covering is torn bedsheets.

Trivia

Evan has slightly longer claws on the hand where Nightmare Foxy's hook is than on the other hand.

He has catlike pupils that contract into slits when you shine a light into them suddenly. He hates sudden bright flashes since it screws up his vision for a bit afterwards.

The lack of skin around his mouth and only having the muscles needed to open and close his jaws makes him really bad at showing facial expressions (His remaining eye can still squint/close). Just look at the ears and tail to tell: he's like a dog.

He got the long tongue and has managed to stick it in his nose hole once. He hasn't done that since getting weird looks from everyone around him.

Evan's more likely to run like this. It's in Foxy's general nature to run around, so he probably has high energy (he'd love playing tag if anyone would end up visiting).

Nightmare Mangle'd Evan

It's body horror time again, folks! I guess getting bold for day 27 of Apoctober and attempting three heads paid off, since it makes drawing two easier. I knew I wanted Nightmare Mangle's design in general to look plain wrong. Mangle got screwed up in Kid's Cove, so why would the nightmare realistic version look any sort of normal? The heads aren't "one fox and one endo" but I thought the funhouse mirror/old circus freakshow idea fit the rather bright white-and-pink color better than anything else here.

Trivia

Evan definitely hates this Nightmare'd version the most. Sure, he doesn't like having a mouth on his stomach when he's Nightmare Fredbear'd, but a mouth that doesn't really do anything is way better than a whole other head that's essentially a younger brother attached to his body (on other terms, he's starting to understand why Michael didn't like being stuck watching him all day every day). And we haven't talked about the awkward way one of his legs splits at the knee (at least I think it's the knee but it's digitigrade legs and I can't quite tell), resulting in two other legs: one under his control, and the other under control of his other head. Plus the third arm pokes him in the face a lot and he can't actually stop it from trying.

His shirt actually rips when he ends up in this form, although if he were to switch to any other form somehow it would mend (ghost logic).

If you thought Nightmare Foxy'd Evan was bad at facial expressions, now he can't even blink so you have to rely on just body language to tell how he's feeling if he doesn't tell you.

If scared, Evan will just freeze and shiver like a chihuahua. He can't run as well, so maybe you won't see him if he doesn't move?

TL;DR please help him he wants some cuddles

If you have any questions about these, please ask. I'd love to talk about them or put them in silly situations (or just draw them in general).

[sassywelder9951]

You guys, Why is it so hard for people to be friends with people who have different opinions?

I had a co worker who is opposite me in every way politically, but we still enjoyed working together and it was always a good time when our squad would get after work snacks.

I currently have a friend who doesn’t like discussing politics but knows where I stand and I know she’s stands more left than I do, and that’s fine! We know we don’t agree, but we know the other wants the best for people at the end of the day.

I understand people become blinded by their anger and sense of supposed justice, but it still blows my mind that there are so many people who can’t handle being around a (reasonable)person who has completely opposite opinions from them. It honestly feels like a Monty python sketch sometimes.

It’s all a bit silly.

[number1girl]

Honestly, if Johnny hadn’t included the “rape her burnt corpse” part, I wouldn’t be so upset. The original joke from Monty Python & The Holy Grail was fine *without* that.

Right lol his fans always jump to use that sketch as a defense completely ignoring that it barely bears a resemblance to anything he said. Like “you didn’t get the reference??” lmfao no? the words “burn” and “witch” did not immediately conjure up the memory of one very specific sketch that also happens to be about witch burning. also ironically, the sketch itself is poking fun at witch-hunts and society’s desire to vilify and punish innocent women, so…

[nochiquinn]

campaign 1 episode 25 REDUX: Crimson Diplomacy OR episodes that honestly could have ended at the break

that's right, this is when sam was late almost every episode bc (iirc) q was on location and he had to wait for the nanny and then drive in la evening rush

taliesin: "I'm not ready!!"

lmao the security doorbell

"no one saw this cupcake"

dskfjskld the broken mechanical pencil is still on the table

THE STEIN

this is the cleanest it would ever be

"they're kinda hot"

"let's play, matt. let's play." let's not

"the danger you put yourself in"

"first roll of the night. could kill liam."

god this scene is gonna be so f u c k i n g good animated

"gosh you guys are good-looking"

"what are you begging from the dm?" "is it begging or is it praying at that point?"

aww, the hand-drawn maps

"it wasn't a one!" "it was one-adjacent"

"he hasn't had time to memorize all the ways he's gonna fuck with you"

"I'm running straight at the window" v a x

you're supposed to say jenga BEFORE you jump out the window

(he will not)

dkfs the battle trumpets have been there from the beginning

marisha: I'm not metagaming, unlike SOME PEOPLE I COULD MENTION

(this is what I mean when I say I want the cross-talk)

no longer surprised raishan was able to disguise as assum for so long,

given about how good they were at remembering his name

the tiny ziploc of minis ;-;

"double digits, well done you"

"the universe is random and doesn't care about you or me"

"here's what I think in a split second" aka when liam decided vax was permadead and decided to taKE ME WITH HIM

"keyleth, beautiful, walking under the trees" is when I went "oh? oh???"

(I think marisha also did)

twin sense as a d&d mechanic

kitt!!

twin 20s against delilah!! YES that was on purpose!!

"hey sylas. delilah's a bitch."

"I don't have a player's handbook" the dark ages before d&d beyond

:(

lmao the cast list at the bottom spoiling kitt's character reveal

"he's going to use his legendary resistance" "DICK"

laura yelling at tiberius (orion) for hitting on lillith (kitt)

taliesin: [yells at sylas at the top of his lungs] marisha, in the middle of getting a drink:

"is he looking at me?" "yes" "good, I'm shooting him in the FACE"

sylas: gets shot real bad vax: that's my boyfriend :D

this time we are unapologetic polymachina from the START

"I share a very awkward glance with Keyleth"

can't wait to see what character taliesin makes in campaign 3 whose backstory irrevocably alters the course of the campaign

"you're always welcome back home" bitch

"it'd be nice to visit family" BITCH

I cannot adequately screencap taliesin's face journey

orion: speaks me: right arrow

my partner asked a little while ago if he was trying to metagame with his pet yet and I didn't remember what it was. it was this, with trying to use lockheed to get around the feeblemind.

"strange glowing red eye-like sigil" [kill bill sirens]

"you traveled with my cousin zahra" "I had a slumber party with her!!"

"say vox machina sent you [to gilmore's] and get 10% off!" "say vax'ildan sent you and you might get 15."

"what's your name, for the next time we have a dead teammate?" "you mean tomorrow?"

oh this is also the old lady isn't it

vox machina vs children and old people

"you tell my sister I hope her face still festers"

scanlan doing a sexy dance at me would certainly inspire me towards violence

"you just did math!!"

"that's unfortunate! t( -_- t )"

percy's had a bad night

YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT

"damn misty and her steps"

"this is turning into a monty python sketch"

“can I hold your mug? I want to see what it feels like” is that a euphemism

“the internet has been very vocal” I have bad news from the future

“I’m so exhausted I’m gonna cry” I have equally bad news from the future

[magentagalaxies]

FINAL BRAIN CANDY OPINIONS:

i liked it!! it's not my favorite movie but tbh i think it's worth revisiting for people who haven't checked it out in years. i'll definitely watch it again at some point

i was surprised by how much of a kevin project it was! he was great in it tho and it made me appreciate his talent so much more. was not expecting him to carry the film so much but he did!

conversely, i was surprised and a little sad about how little dave content there was. ik dave's relationship with the other kids was Not Great during filming (scott literally said he didn't speak to dave at all during that time except when they had a scene together) but to have him barely show up at all somehow made this more noticeable than if he'd had a large role with obvious tension. especially since dave and kevin are so often a package deal on the show (no pun intended)

i would literally die for alice she's so cute i love bruce girls

was mark's character supposed to sound exactly like his lorne michaels impression lmaooo

i was honestly surprised by how little of a reaction i had to cancer boy??? like this is such a divisive character but i really wasn't offended by it at all but i also didn't laugh at any of his scenes??? it was just neutral?

there were several scenes that were in the trailer that weren't in the movie so i'm very curious what happened with those

any time two characters played by bruce/scott/etc were in the same room or talking to each other i was literally like :O!!!!

tho tbh my BIGGEST takeaway from brain candy is that i'm fascinated by the fact that they chose this surreal dark-comedy-anti-capitalist story about depression as the premise for their first (and unfortunately only) official movie as The Kids In The Hall. like when you look at the monty python movies (which were referenced in the documentary as the model the kids originally intended to follow, doing the sketch show for five seasons then releasing a movie every few years) sure there are some philosophical elements but you mostly get these zany stories where the plot stakes are mostly incidental and the draw is primarily individual comedic moments. and yeah brain candy is wild and has a lot of these sketch-like moments but it really just has this genuine darkness to it that demands to be taken seriously. sure this is particularly because of the context around its production, and the kids in the hall have always explored these kinds of anti-capitalist dark comedy mental illness related topics (again i point to the long note as one of my favorite sketches that's also dark as hell), but i'm super curious why they chose this concept

anyway i'm going to start Death Comes to Town tomorrow so stay tuned for my opinions on that!!

[adultswim2021]

The Venture Bros. #28: “Showdown at Cremation Creek Part II” | October 15, 2006 – 10:30PM | S02E13

Well, it's all lead up to this! The second part of a two-part episode wherein a lot of heavy plot stuff happens. I have to say, honestly, these episodes rank pretty low for me for Venture Bros. Seasons of Venture Bros. typically end with a big plot-shake-up action-blow-out and they are way more focused on comic-book shit than they are the comedy. This episode is well-crafted, and the action is good, but you really do feel like the comedy definitely comes second. It's a problem the show would grapple with from here on out, especially in the next season. In fact, I would almost say that these two episodes feel way more like proto-season-three episodes than they do season two.

We continue from last week, with a mock “last time on Venture Bros” bit that simply fast-forwards through the first episode up to the point where Phantom Limb shows up. This erupts into a full-scale war between everyone involved. Brock takes over as commanding officer of the Monarch's minions (with the Monarch's sort-of blessing). Hank is among the ranks, still in disguise. Dean is stuck in the engine room and hallucinating from engine fumes. Dr. Venture and the Monarch wind up fairly chummy in this episode, with the Monarch's truce still in place. The Monarch even shares an escape pod with Dr. V.

The Triad (Dr. Orpheus, Dana Snyder, and the Blacula hunter guy) are trying to get in on the action, showing up to conveniently rescue Dean, preserving his easily-replaced life. Our principals mostly come out unscathed, except for Phantom Limb, whose invisible limbs are tripped over and made into trophies when the dust settles.

The most memorable part of this is David Bowie seemingly gets killed at the start when we find out that Iggy Pop and Klaus Nomi are actually double agents for Phantom Limb. Bowie, aka the Sovereign, turns out to be a survivor, and eventually shows up to put a pin in Phantom Limb's plans. Most of the humor in these scenes involve these characters constantly referencing lyrics from their various songs. Also we find out the Monarch's henchmen's wings actually work and can lift them into the air easily; a fact that had alluded them until his moment.

All that stuff is good. It's certain things like the Triad that feels crammed in, and Dean's storybook fantasy, which resembles childhood favorite The Never-Ending Story, doesn't do much to add to the proceedings, except that one scene where he keeps missing the hints to put a sword directly in the villain's black electrified heart, insisting on chopping off arms and stabbing him in non-fatal places until he basically starts begging Dean to just aim for the heart.That’s a fun scene, but it’s basically a Monty Python sketch or something just dropped into the middle of the episode.

With this week we've reached what I believe is peak Adult Swim as far as quantity; There are seven premieres to discuss this week, which means I'm moving in real time. Things will level off eventually. I forget if I pointed this out, but this era of Adult Swim represents my return to the Adult Swim fold; I actually started recording the entire block again so I could hang onto my favorite shows and bumpers and stuff. Somewhere in my vast archives I have a rotting case of DVD-Rs I badly need to exhume so I can rip the DVDs and share them in some capacity. Will I die before that day comes? Yes. Probably.

MAIL BAG

*david cross voice* open your mailbag *knock knock knock* open your mailbag

I remember this routine and it was a phenomenally long way to go to mock the band Harlow even though they were nice to him. What a JERK!!!!

What do you think of Taz- Mania, the Taz Cartoon sitcom?

I sorta remember enjoying it slightly when it was on TV but never cared for it that much. I got a best-of VHS from a thrift store and turned it off after the first short because it sucked, and then I watched it again for my bad Simpsons blog and thought it was pathetic. BAD SHOW.

I do remember my friend’s older brother quoting a line he thought was funny, which was from Taz’s Bing-Crosby-esque father, he’s waxing romantic about meeting Taz’s mother and says something like “I knew she was the one, so I looked her in the eyes and said ‘blah blah blah, yackedy smackedy’“ (that was that guys’ catchphrase). This joke is burned into my brain. It sucks!