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[gunjanmunshi]

French Bulldog Price in India | Buy French Bulldog Puppies in India - Puppiezo

So, you’re considering bringing home a French Bulldog, are you? Well, you’re in for a treat. These adorable little pups are full of personality and charm, and they’ve quickly become a favorite among dog lovers worldwide. But before you dive into the wonderful world of Frenchie parenthood, let’s answer some common questions about them. From their price to their temperament, we’ve got you covered.

This article is your go-to guide for all things French Bulldog, designed to help you make an informed decision about welcoming this unique and lovable breed into your life.

Why French Bulldogs Steal Our Hearts

Hello and welcome to your French Bulldog 101. These cuties are the ultimate couch companions, known for their bat-like ears, expressive faces, and quirky personalities. Whether you’re a seasoned dog parent or a first-timer, French Bulldogs make excellent pets thanks to their affectionate nature and adaptable temperament.

Before we dive into the specifics, let’s understand what makes Frenchies so special. These compact and muscular little guys are excellent city dwellers, perfectly suited for apartment living. Their laid-back attitude and low exercise needs make them a popular choice for people with busy lifestyles.

Why Choose a French Bulldog?

French Bulldogs, affectionately called Frenchies, are the ultimate cuddle buddies. Their easygoing personality and moderate energy levels make them ideal for urban homes and apartments. Here’s why they’re a top choice for dog lovers:

Affectionate Companions: Frenchies love being around their humans and are great with kids and other pets.

Low-Maintenance Grooming: With their short coats, they require minimal grooming, making them easy to care for.

Adaptable: Whether it’s a cozy apartment or a spacious home, French Bulldogs fit right in as long as they’re with you.

French Bulldogs for Sale in India with Puppiezo - At Puppiezo, we take pride in connecting dog lovers with healthy, well-bred puppies. Whether you’re looking for a show-quality French Bulldog or a lovable family pet, we ensure a seamless and trustworthy buying experience.

Why Choose Puppiezo?

Health Guarantee: All our puppies are vaccinated, dewormed, and undergo thorough health checks.

Certified Pedigree: We provide KCI-registered puppies with authentic lineage records.

Trusted Breeders: Our network of breeders is carefully vetted to ensure ethical breeding practices.

Expert Guidance: From selecting the right pup to providing care tips, Puppiezo is with you every step of the way.

Price of French Bulldogs in India

French Bulldog Price in India: The price of a French bulldog can vary depending on its lineage, quality, and breeder. Here’s a general breakdown:

Normal Quality French Bulldog: ₹75,000–₹ 105,000

KCI Registered French Bulldog: ₹75,000–₹95,000

Show Quality French Bulldog: ₹75,000–₹1,00,000+

Prices may differ based on the breeder’s location and the availability of puppies. At Puppiezo, we ensure competitive pricing without compromising on the health and quality of our puppies.

TEMPERAMENT

What’s a Frenchie like at heart? Let’s paint a picture. French Bulldogs are known for being playful, intelligent, and downright adorable. They’re loyal to their humans and make excellent companions for families, singles, and even seniors.

Frenchies are:

Affectionate: These cuddle bugs love being around their people and thrive on attention.

Easygoing: With moderate energy levels, they’re just as happy lounging on the sofa as they are on short walks.

Friendly: Though they’re excellent with kids and other pets, proper socialization is key.

DIETARY NEEDS

French Bulldogs might be small, but they sure have hearty appetites. Here’s what you can feed your Frenchie for optimal health:

High-quality dog food (kibble or wet)

Lean meats like chicken, turkey, or fish

Healthy treats like carrots, apples, or plain yogurt

Be cautious about overfeeding, as French Bulldogs are prone to obesity. Always tailor their diet based on age, activity level, and vet recommendations.

ADAPTABILITY

One of the reasons French Bulldogs are so popular is their adaptability. Whether you live in a compact apartment or a spacious house, these pups adjust well to various living conditions. However, due to their short noses, they’re sensitive to heat and must be kept in cool environments.

While French Bulldogs don’t require extensive exercise, daily walks, and indoor playtime are enough to keep them healthy and happy.

GROOMING AND CARE

Low maintenance? Check. French Bulldogs don’t require much grooming, thanks to their short coats. A quick brushing once a week and occasional baths are all they need to stay spick and span. However, pay attention to cleaning their facial folds and ears to prevent infections.

Things to Consider Before Buying a French Bulldog

Bringing a Frenchie into your life is a joyful commitment. Here are some things to keep in mind:

Lifestyle Match: French Bulldogs are indoor dogs that thrive on human companionship. They’re not fans of long hours alone.

Health and Care: Due to their flat faces, they’re sensitive to heat and require careful monitoring in hot climates.

Diet and Exercise: While they don’t need intense exercise, a daily walk and proper nutrition are essential for their health.

How Puppiezo Ensures Your Perfect Match

At Puppiezo, we believe every family deserves a healthy and happy pet. That’s why we go the extra mile to ensure your French Bulldog is the perfect match for your home.

Expert Support: Need help choosing the right pup? Our team is here to guide you.

Seamless Adoption Process: From paperwork to puppy care tips, we handle it all.

After-Sale Support: Got questions about raising your new Frenchie? Puppiezo has you covered with expert advice and guidance.

Find Your Frenchie Today with Puppiezo

Your journey to becoming a proud French Bulldog parent begins here. Browse our selection of adorable French Bulldog puppies at Puppiezo, India’s most trusted dog seller. Whether you’re looking for a loyal companion or a show-stopping champion, we’ve got the perfect Frenchie for you.

Ready to Welcome a French Bulldog?

If you’re looking for a loyal, loving, and downright adorable companion, the French Bulldog might just be your perfect match. These pups are ideal for families, singles, and anyone looking for a low-maintenance furry friend.

Before bringing your Frenchie home, ensure you’re prepared with all the essentials like a cozy bed, food, and grooming supplies. And remember, every dog deserves love, care, and attention, so be ready to commit wholeheartedly.

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Call us or visit our website to explore available puppies, learn more about our services, and take the first step toward a lifetime of love and joy with your French Bulldog.

Congratulations on considering this charming breed as your new furry family member. With a Frenchie by your side, life will surely be filled with laughter, cuddles, and endless joy.

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[risoria]

I’m so goddamn tired. I hate it here so fucking badly. I hate it here. It’s 2024. We know better and yet we are pushing these ads and these dogs everywhere, STILL - why do we as a society love animal cruelty so much?? I will never understand.

I’m going to be brutally honest - people are stupid. People will not open their phones to google for three minutes before buying an expensive dog, that lives for 15 years - and media affects people IMMENSELY. Remember how everyone and their mom got a husky (an extremely hard dog to keep, because they’re working sled dogs) after game of thrones? How every single child got a rat after ratattouille, and how most likely a lot of them were abandoned? This happens with frenchies and pugs as well because they are featured EVERYWHERE.

”Oh wow its so ugly i love it ;;” ”Oh it’s so cute I want one!!” No. Dogs who need surgery where you cut their nostrils open just to be able to breathe a /little/ better is not something you should want or support. Animal cruelty is not something you should want or support.

This is a chart for assessing stenotic (pinched) nares in brachycephalic dogs. The open nares seen here are not even actual normal nares - this is what they look like in non-brachy dogs.

There is no other way to say this: these dogs can’t breathe. That’s why they make noises like little pigs - they can’t actually get sufficient air into their lungs because their airways are so closed. They are partially suffocating - every single minute of every day.

Here’s the reasons why:

- the nostrils are closed. you can see how hard and panic-inducing it is to ”breathe” like that by pinchig your own nostrils for a little while. it’s very common to have surgery to cut the nostrils open - but even if it might help a little bit they’re only ONE reason why these dogs suffer

- the face is flattened - this is why the tongue cant actually fit in their mouths, which of course makes the tongue constantly dry and uncomfortable. they also have teeth problems because, again, the teeth literally cant fit in their mouths. they also can’t cool down the way dogs normally do by panting - because the area in their nasal cavity where this happens is extremely small. this, together with the breathing issue, makes them extremely prone to over-heating and dying as a result.

- their soft palates are, again, too big for their mouths and make the dogs’ airways more closed as a result. surgery to cut this soft tissue away is common.

- their laryngeal sacculis are often inverted - think of a pocket of your trousers that is turned inside out. these sacs are located in the back of the throat and further obstruct the airways

- laryngeal collapse is also not uncommon

- their tracheas are VERY thin. That’s why breeding for a different type of bulldog and pug etc is important and thats why ONLY opening the nares and lengthening the snout is not the answer - if the trachea is the dimension of a straw, they will still be unable to breathe properly - and you can’t assess this without image diagnostics, of course…

- because these dogs struggle to breathe and are prone to over-heating they can have trouble exercising and this easily get overweight. The extra fat will collect around the neck, amongst other places, and this can pinch the anatomy of the throat and airways of the neck even further

- some symptoms of BOAS (brachycephalic obstructive airway syndrome) that people find ~cute and unique include:

-> snoring loudly and snorting when breathing. This is because of the obstructed airways and means they struggle to breathe both while asleep and while exercising/walking

-> ”smiling” (pulling corners of the mouth up) and rolling the tip of the tongue is something seen when the dog is labouring to breathe

-> these dogs often find toys to keep in their mouths when they sleep - this is not normal, they do this deliberately because they can’t breathe.

-> these dogs are the ONLY dogs who will be happy about having a tube inserted into their trachea while undergoing surgery. Normally you remove this the second the dog starts to come to - because it is extremely uncomfortable having essentially a straw inside your airways - but for brachy dogs they enjoy being able to breathe fairly comfortably and they will sit fully awake with the tube for long periods of time. It’s heartbreaking.

PLEASE don’t get these dogs and please call out advertisements etc promoting them - because we all know that they are already extremely popular and that marketing sells even more of them. It’s downright evil, and it’s animal cruelty in the name of ~marketing. Yes of course there’s a lot of them in shelters needing adoption - BUT it’s very important to know what you’re getting into. A lot of these dogs DO need surgery to be able to breathe at least partially, and these are invasive and very expensive.

This was just off the top of my head but here’s a link with more info -> BOAS in dogs

[tramp963]

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[theflashjaygarrick]

So you've heard about the DC Absolute Universe and you're wondering what it is all about.

While details about Absolute DC is still coming out, I decided it might be useful to make a breakdown of what we know so far (mostly from SDCC).

DC Absolute Universe Breakdown:

The Absolute universe is a new alternate universe influenced by Darkseid energy. It is a 'darker' universe where all the heroes have lost something key to their Earth 0 selves which leaves them as underdogs. While separate to the main universe it will link in through the events of the All In initiative. There doesn't seem to be many superhero teams yet, but a lot of iconic heroes have had their own solo series' announced:

Absolute Batman (By Scott Snyder and Nick Dragotta):

The series brave enough to ask...what if Batman was an absolute unit. This is a Batman with no money and no status as the Prince of Gotham. Instead he is a construction worker and city engineer who has turned himself and his costume into an absolute weapon. He has an adorable French Bulldog and is also apparently blonde.

This Bruce Wayne never had a butler but there still is an Alfred in the Absolute Universe: Alfred "Penny", the grizzled and tired MI-6 spy. They seemingly meet for the first time when Bruce has already began his caped crusade against crime (and the series' confirmed big bad Black Mask)

Bonus: The Jim Lee variant cover gives us a better look at his costume's armoured texture and one of his weapons. He's seemingly more of a heavy hitter than the Batman we know.

Absolute Wonder Woman (By Kelley Thompson and Hayden Sherman):

This Wonder Woman was raised not in Paradise Island but rather in The Underworld. She has no sisters and no quest for peace. Instead she is the last of the Amazons who becomes a warrior and a witch, and eventually the Absolute Universe's first superhero. She is more heavily armed, carries a massive sword, and flies around on a skeletal pegasus made of iron.

Unlike her Earth counterpart who is notable for not wearing a mask, this Wonder Woman seemingly has two, including a rather demonic looking helmet. Also, her colour scheme is based less on the American flag and more on the idea of lava under rocks.

She also has a Jim Lee variant cover which suggests she also will have a lasso.

Absolute Superman (By Jason Aaron and Rafa Sandoval):

Superman is the member of the trinity we know the least about. He is supposed to be more alien (suggested by his glowing red arms and the fact the cape seems to be made of pure energy) and according to the solicitation is "Without the fortress... without the family... without a home" but honestly we don't know much more.

We do have some cool art though (including another Jim Lee Variant):

Absolute Green Lantern (By Al Ewing and Jahnoy Linsday)

Absolute Green Lantern is a "first contact" story and "reimagining" of the Green Lantern mythos featuring Jo Mullein, Hal Jordan, and John Stewart. We have some cool concept art of it including a redesign of Jo that suggests the lanterns might be in civilian clothing illuminated green.

Absolute Flash (By Jeff Lemire and Nick Robles)

This is the book we know the least about. All we really can infer apart from the creative team is that the Flash is presumably Wally West and that he appears to be more tortured character than in most other iterations.

(Shout out to Bleeding Cool for posting photos of the SDCC slides for people who weren't there)

[55sturn]

✮ I’M A LOSER BABY SO WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME HCS

synopsis: in which i give you headcanons about our favourite complicated “ couple. “

pairing: loser!chris sturniolo x mean girl!reader

disclaimers: mentions of drugs [ both mild and hard ], mentions of sex, angst, swearing, the whole nine yards.

✮ mean girl!y/n who keeps a secret collection of chris’ clothes tucked away in a box in her closet, she pulls it out after every fight they have and falls asleep in at least one article of his clothing.

✮ loser!chris who keeps a picture of reader in his wallet, it’s of her getting ready for one of her family’s parties, she had sent it to him on snap and he screenshotted it and printed it out.

✮ mean girl!y/n who has harboured a crush on chris since their first meeting in the high school hallway.

✮ loser!chris who, surprisingly, doesn’t text nearly as much as y/n does, he prefers talking over facetime or phone call because he adores her voice.

✮ mean girl!y/n who needs to fall asleep on the phone with chris if, for whatever reason, she can’t get to his place or wherever he’s crashing for the night, and this still happens even when they’re mad at each other, it’ll be tense and awkward and a bit uncomfortable, but they still fall asleep on the phone together nonetheless.

✮ loser!chris who is smarter than he seems, he’s good at reading people, after years of dealing drugs and running product to sketchy people in even sketchier areas of town, he can figure out when someone is or isn’t who they’re pretending to be, and he can figure out their motives from a mile away. he doesn’t let on that he’s good at reading people and he lets people believe he’s dumb as rocks, because it tends to give him the upper hand when he needs it.

✮ mean girl!y/n who is actually very intelligent in her field of interest and major, which happens to be business & management, and she discreetly takes online courses, but she doesn’t let people know.

✮ loser!chris who is actually a major film and photography geek. he spent a lot of time with nick in the photo lab and joined him on any photography projects nick took after school. and he also enrolled in film courses when he finally decides to go back to get his diploma, and ends up going to community college, which grants him the opportunity to start filming and doing videography for his friends in the music industry. [ future concept ]

✮ mean girl!y/n who helped out at the humane society on weekends early in the mornings during high school. it’s how she adopted her french bulldog named mocha, but she claims to have bought her from a prestigious breeder her family knew [ she doesn’t support breeders or puppy farms, but to maintain her higher status image, she went with a lie that her family and friends would accept ]

✮ loser!chris who has a journal filled with pictures he and y/n took together, alongside little writings about each picture, pages with dreams about her, stories about her, and every single thing he knows about her.

✮ mean girl!y/n who talked horribly about chris to her friends, in front of him, at the first party they hooked up at. it was after they hooked up, and her friends had noticed their state and the fact they had come down sort of at the same time and joked about them hooking up.

✮ loser!chris who has two cats, an orange cat with bright green eyes named matcha and a calico cat with blue eyes named spot. he “ adopted�� them both with y/n, [ realistically he was skateboarding home from a deal ( both times ) and they followed him home, ] and y/n named them.

✮ mean girl!y/n who frequently dates guys of the same status as her to appease the gated community she lives in. it breaks chris’ heart every time, but she tries so hard not to give into what her heart is telling her to do.

✮ loser!chris who genuinely can’t wait for the nights he and y/n agree to spend together, he doesn’t do much aside from dealing, working at the skate shop, and partying. he looks forward to spending time with y/n more than anything, in his mind, despite how toxic and unhealthy it may be for him because he knows that she’s only using him, any sort of time and moments spent with her, is better than nothing at all.

✮ mean girl!y/n who actually gets excited every time she agrees to spend the night with chris, she fools herself into thinking it’s because she’s getting dick and drugs, while ignoring the true reason why.

✮ loser!chris who helps out at the local homeless shelter, secretly paying his dues to the kind owner that helped him out when he couldn’t keep couch surfing.

✮ mean girl!y/n who regularly donates whatever she can to the homeless shelter, under either a fake name or anonymity.

✮ loser!chris who hates homemade chicken noodle soup unless it’s made by his mom.

✮ mean girl!y/n who has a deep love for mary-lou, and has a tendency to turn to her about things she’s uncomfortable telling her step-mom.

✮ loser!chris who is extremely close with karina, y/n’s closest friend, after he was recommended to her by y/n.

✮ mean girl!y/n who hates the texture of pickles, but orders them on all her burgers because she loves the taste and will pick them off.

✮ loser!chris who will eat the pickles even though he’s not the biggest fan of them, because he knows that she hates wasting food.

✮ mean girl!y/n who actually isn’t mean at all once you get to know her beneath the surface, she just keeps up the persona and image she developed in high school because it got her places and she’s actually just a deeply scarred and insecure girl who is scared to lose her status and has never healed from the things she’s dealt with.

✮ loser!chris who see a future with y/n, and decides to tell her one night, they’re bother fully sober, and it just slips past his lips.

✮ mean girl!y/n who panics when she’s hears this and tells chris that she doesn’t want that, that she doesn’t want a future together, and chris kicks her out, telling her they’re done because he can’t keep waiting for her.

✮ loser!chris who spirals after breaking up with y/n officially, and gets himself back into dealing, but this time it doesn’t go as smoothly as it had in his past, to the point where he gets into a physical fight with his supplier, and even lands himself in jail after being caught with a kilo of coke, and he thinks that this is it for him, that he’s stuck there for the foreseeable future, but the judge somehow, some fucking way, for whatever reason, decides to grant chris a pardon, with the condition of bail and community service.

✮ mean girl!y/n who pays chris’ bail, dropping the money without hesitation, and she steps into the cop shop with an irritated sigh, and when chris turns the corner, she’s stomping up to him and shoving him back before pulling him into a rough kiss before saying “if you wanted me back, you could’ve fucking said so instead of landing yourself behind bars, again, you idiot.”

STARS CORNER finally some loser!chris content, also some clarification, this type of “loser” is based off the loser guys i went to high school with and dated myself, it’s not based off the geeky type of loser obvs.

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Trans species/physical theriotypes:

black Flying Fox [species of megabat]

Jaguar

brown and white Border Collie pup

Other main theriotypes:

Black Shuck/ghostly black dog

Dire wolf

Secondary theriotypes:

ghost cat

Black Sable German Shepherd

KINSIDERING dragon

Tertiary theriotypes:

flutterbat [mlp]

KINSIDERING robot dog [like zoomer zuppies]

pibble [baby French bulldog]

espeon

Otherkintypes:

vampire

ghost

demon/fallen angel [like 95% sure of this but idk]

KINSIDERING Alien

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Mlp-

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Fluttershy [equestria girls]

Minty [G3]

Derpy hooves/Muffins

South Park-

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big mouth-

Jay Bilzerian

Otherhearted:

Bird

Pitbull

Fox

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[fadetouchedsilk]

gonna select a few moments from the ama that had me '????' let's go

okay so knowing this i do have to wonder Why they still kept the lof in the final product because it is so unbalanced? i understand every faction not being 1:1 in terms of inclusion, but compared to the crows or wardens the difference is really apparent

??? we can still like. get into arguments with people while working towards the same goal lmao. in fact in a world-ending situation i'd argue that you'd probably see it at a higher frequency than usual due to stress.

sorry this one makes me mad lmfao. so you're telling me the player character got shafted here in favour of Party Banter At The Lighthouse??? a lot of which you can apparently hear outside the lighthouse too? (i am not convinced anyone was actually concerned with rook as a character in the writer's room)

is the onboarding process in the room with us right now? i must have more gaps in my memory than i realize, because as far as i recall the 'onboarding' for previous games consisted of a couple options for a bioware-assigned worldstate, or the choice to import from the keep. read the summary. that's the onboarding.

given the Rough Draft state of the writing in general i just don't buy this as a reason. tbh. i think it would be different If there were a post-decision debriefing conversation with him (at the Bare Minimum) but since apparently dialogue wheels + walking were beyond the capabilities of frostbite, we didn't get that.

i won't even lie i thought about this as i played lmfao i don't actually think we have enough to avoid bad genetics here (pool of at least 50 i think??) looking forward to the french bulldogs of griffons in the coming decades

with peace and love this studio is Not to be trusted with more qunari content in the immediate future unless we start to fix a lot of racist tendencies real fast

don't hold your breath (it gets stated multiple times that there's no dlc plans period) but blood mage was on the table, unfortunate it didn't get implemented but add that to the stack of missed opportunities ig

[aquarianshift]

Monkee Noses: A Quick & Dirty Guide

Analyzed, compare/contrasted, and rated by a certified nasophiliac.

Mike

A lot has been said of Mike's nose, and deservedly so. On an otherwise soft, even delicate face, it is his strongest feature (sideburns excepted). He doesn't have a heavy jaw or particularly strong chin, so the line of his nose balances his profile well, lending an air of masculine distinction. And it's not even that big.

...Okay, it's big. The bridge is quite tall—almost as high off his face as his forehead—and long. For those of us who (like me) got into the Monkees by way of the Beatles, you may have been expecting the schnoz of the group to have a Roman bump or at least some kind of down-slope. But Mike's nose is almost perfectly straight from brow to tip, level enough to balance a glass of water if he leaned back a bit.

Mike's nose is so long ("How long is it?") that it begins to crowd his mouth, which doesn't take up much real estate as it is. But he has a very symmetrical face, and his tall, narrow nose anchors his other features beautifully. It makes his eternally boyish face look older.

It's cute!

(Fun nasolinguistics fact: the French word for "nose" is nez.)

Micky

When the angels were handing out extra helpings of nose, Micky was in the hair line getting seconds. In terms of his profile's nose-to-chin ratio, he is essentially Mike's opposite. The bridge of his nose is mostly flat, and the body more wide and round than narrow and long. This is most evident in the way his nose widens when he smiles. A broad nose is perfectly suited to a face as smiley as Micky's, making his grin seem to stretch a mile from cheek to cheek. Though, like Mike's, his mouth and nose are fairly close together, Micky's ends so high on his face as to make him look perpetually youthful—and mischievous.

When compared side-by-side, we can see that Micky's nostrils are more left-right horizontal, while Mike's go straighter out, almost perpendicular to his face.

To clear up some Micksconceptions: Micky's nose may be small, but the prominence of his chin makes it look smaller than it really is. And most importantly, he does not have a PUG NOSE! A pug nose would have virtually no bridge and turn upwards such that his nostrils faced forward while looking at you straight on. (Though not for nothing: just as a bulldog is bred to latch onto a charging bull without letting go to breathe, Micky's pushed-in nose was made to give head without coming up for air.)

Davy

I naively went into this exercise thinking I would have nothing to say about Davy's nose. Neither long as Mike's nor short as Micky's, neither wickedly sharp nor softly rounded, Davy's nose is not his most distinctive feature. But upon closer study, it is as interesting and complicated as Davy himself. First, it is set rather high on his face, pulling on his upper lip a bit to complete that slightly pouty look. Second, his profile is not totally straight. He has the barest ridge of bone (not prominent enough to be called a bump), and the tip of his nose actually hooks down the tiniest bit. This down-curve is exacerbated by the severe arch of his nostrils. From beneath, we can see the opening is more pointed than smoothly curved, making him look like his nostrils are always flared.

These features in addition to Davy's deep laugh lines (another fun linguistics fact: those are called nasolabial folds) result in a very aristocratic nose. It lends all too easily to a sneer, which is unfortunate re: his height—he's probably never been able to look down it at anybody.

Next to Peter, whose nose points out and slightly up, we can see Davy's very slight down-turn. We can also practically see our reflection in that shine. A little more powder, please?

And speaking of Peter...

Peter

My thoughts on Peter's nose could fill a library, so I'll try to be brief. It has a high bridge with a gradual concave slope, but it's when we reach the tip that things really get interesting. Though the bridge is slender, the lower half of Peter's nose is slightly bulbed, giving him a sort of Snufkin/Little My look. The underside of his nose comes out from his face at a nearly perfect 90 degrees, but the slope of the bridge is so steep that it has the appearance of being daintily upturned. This is not to say his nose is unmasculine, or god forbid, delicate. In the shape of Peter's nose, there is a gentle masculinity, like the alternative spark of peacenik sensibility in the man himself. It is sensitive.

All the Monkees have expressive noses, but Peter uses his the most in his acting. As soon as you see the corners of his mouth start to droop in an Emmett Kelly frown or his upper lip curl in a snarl of confusion, his nose becomes the star of the expression.

When Peter crinkles his nose, as he is wont to do, it loses some of its slenderness. I would say that out of the four, Peter has the most awareness of his nose, and how to make it work for him rather than vice versa. It is as much a part of his look as his profound dimples, sandy mop, or smiling eyes.

Sex appeal: Do I have to start over?!

bonus:

Thanks if you've read this far! I may be an obsessive and a self-professed expert, but I am not the final authority. I welcome any other thoughts you might have. (Should I do one for the Beatles?)

[jarate-pissman]

Silly Doodle of TF2 if they were dogs. I wanted their accessories to resemble their human counterparts, but it can be difficult because putting a dog into human clothes is hard to draw.

Scout: A Boston Terrier. A breed known for being lively and happy, it's friendly and open to strangers. Scout as a guard dog would show you where his owners keep the valuables if you give him even a crumb of attention. Also, they can be bug eyed and derpy at times.

Pyro: A Dalmatian. Duh. With a bag on their head that resembles pyro.

Soldier: Solly is an American Pitbull Terrier. The fact that it's a controversial breed makes it an even better fit! ABPTs were used in combat missions in WWI and II. In WWII they appeared often on war propaganda posters. One of the most well known ABPT was named Sgt Stubby in WWI, and he earned himself numerous medals. Stubby is probably the deciding factor. Soldier has an American flag bandana and his food bowl over his eyes. He smells faintly of rotten bbq ribs.

Heavy: An Ovcharka (Caucasian Shepherd) while originally the breed hailed from Georgia, the USSR pushed to have the breed standardized. The huge dog breed was originally bred for guarding purposes, and has a serious and protective nature. Perfect for guarding his medic. He greatly treasures his Sandvich, a stuffed squeaky toy from the bargain bin at the pet store.

Demoman: A one-eyed Scottish terrier with a sturdy body and a manly beard. My personal experience with Scotties as a dog groomer is that they are absolute assholes who are wary of strangers squeezing their ass glands. I'm pretty sure Demo would bite me too if I touched his asshole. Demo has a squeaky bouncy ball that resembles a sticky bomb, one eye, and a hat that looks like a beanie.

Engineer: An American Bulldog. Mainly this was influenced by their stocky body and their friendly personality. Bulldogs are also a very intelligent dog breed that possess high endurance, agility, and strength. American Bulldogs were bred with the intention that they would be a farm dog. I would have gone with the Blue Lacy, but it didn't feel very Engie, despite being the only breed outta Texas. Engineer dog has doggles.

Spy: A french bulldog. Both the French Bull Dog and the Boston Terrier both descended from the Bulldog, so in a way they are related. While a poodle would have fit Spy as well, Frenchies are pretty expensive in their own right, and the cost of their medical bills might as well cost 5 poodles. They're like the luxury bulldog, and I feel like the fact that Spy and Scout's breeds resemble each other makes it better. Since dogs don't usually wear balaclavas, Spy-dog got his face stuck in a pair of red/blu underwear and started wearing them ever since.

Medic: What dog is more demanding, bratty, and sadistic than a Pomeranian? Pomeranians are extroverted, lively, alert, and highly intelligent dogs of German origin. They can be aggressive to humans and dogs to try and prove themselves. They don't seem to realize how small they are, and somehow wind up ruling the house anyways, even if there are other dogs. I can just imagine Medic-dog commanding Heavy-dog, and Heavy-dog going along with whatever he says. Medic has tiny glasses and a stray hair curl.

Sniper: A dingo. Aloof, mysterious, and a bit scrawny for his size, he's an excellent hunter who can brave the scorching bush and all Australia has to offer.

[the-most-humble-blog]

🔥 THE HOMO SAPIEN TAKEOVER: NATURE WORKS FOR US NOW 🔥

Once upon a time, this planet was a free-for-all. Sabertooths, mammoths, apex predators roaming like they owned the place. Every species fought for survival like it was a full-time job. Then we showed up.

Humans didn’t "adapt" to nature—we bent it to our will. We took fire from the gods and then used it to cook our steak. We turned the deadliest animals into house pets. We looked at the biggest, baddest beasts and said, "We’ll either hunt you, tame you, or put you in a zoo for our amusement."

✔ Tigers? Endangered. We run their entire existence now.

✔ Wolves? Leashed and turned into French bulldogs.

✔ The ocean? Full of nuclear submarines and million-dollar yachts.

✔ Mountains? We carved faces into them for fun.

✔ The sky? You thought you had birds? Cute. We have private jets.

The food chain isn’t a thing anymore. We replaced it with capitalism and DoorDash.

🚧 THE ANIMAL KINGDOM FUMBLED—WE TOOK OVER 🚧

Predators used to run the wild like warlords. Now? They’re glorified Instagram mascots.

📌 Lions: Disney movie stars.

📌 Gorillas: We meme’d them into extinction.

📌 Bears: You attack one person and suddenly it’s a national crisis.

📌 Elephants: Y’all got ivory? We turned that into piano keys.

Meanwhile, humans?

✔ We don’t just live in nature—we build heated patios and drink whiskey while staring at the same moon wolves howl at.

✔ We’re the only species that kills for sport, conquers for fun, and dominates for convenience.

✔ We looked at evolution’s strongest creations and said, "Cool story, but where’s my WiFi?"

🔥 WELCOME TO HOMO SAPIENS HOME 🔥

Nature lost. We won. Now the wild is just real estate waiting for zoning permits.

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[jeansplaytoy]

aot people and what dogs they have

this was funnnn , no warnings !!

starting off , i feel like eren would have a french bulldog 😭 he don’t even seem like a big dog typa person (not in the animal way) but he would def name the dog after him like with the same initials or something. like ej (eren jeager) jr.

“ej jr, getcho ass back over here.”

“bruh ej jr ian even playin nomo bruh.”

“junior, why you eat my new…” and take a deep ass breath. “why you eat my new shoes?”

but to be honest he can’t even be mad cus him and the dog act just alike 💀 and i feel like ej jr would be hella nice, just play too much (like eren). like the amount of times this dog has took off down the sidewalk and eren just stood there, sick and tired of the bullshit. he’d definitely be one of those people that would be like “dogs too much to handle” but kept the dog no matter whatttt.

next up is connie, who would prolly have a doberman i’m not even finna lie. like he would want a dog that looks scary, but isn’t actually mean. and that’s specifically his dog.

like he’s trained enough that if connie tells him to attack like for real, that mf gon attack. but he’s trained enough to know if connie just playin or not. but he got it kinda good cus when i say everybody is scared of this boys dog …. it ain’t even funny 💀

everybody is scared of it except for the main group. he gotta keep it in its room (yet it had its own room) for somebody to come over his house.

and i feel like he’d name it like domino or spade (ykyk).

“yo spade come here lil bro!”

“spade go eat yo food, you had me fixing that shit for nun.”

“spade. go in yo room fool.”

he also squares up and play fights wit the dog 😭.

next up is jean. now this mf know he wrong, but he would have one of them tall ass dogs, like a irish wolfhound or sumn.

now this dog is sum else, jeans dog would be hella chill, but taking it out in public? 💀shiddd. everybody staring and looking like a mf and he honestly, HONESTLYYY don’t understand why. people will literally be like “bruh, that dog is huge as fuck.” and he’ll just be like “ion know what y’all be talmout, but ight.” AND IT AINT NO ACT cus he tall too😭.

the dogs name would prolly be clifford, ngl. the only difference is that the dog ain’t red. but other than that, he chill as hellll.

“clifford, stop tryna eat paper and shit!”

“cliff’ you chewed my bottle of water bro.”

“clifford, go. just go sit down, damn.”

there’s really no problems with this dog other than the fact that it’s big, but it’s trained a lot and hella good. like the dog knows to sit down in its normal spot when people come over and not to try to jump on people when they’re standing up, stuff like that.

so ony would probably have a small dog just like eren, and it’d probably be a papillon and lemme tell you, he would literally treat this dog like a princesssss omggg.

buy her clothes, paint her nails, brush and comb her hair, brush her teeth, treats everywhere in the bottom of the pantry. like he’ll treat the dog like his own daughter. he always holds her, she’s trained (kind of), like what else could a dog ask for?

but the namewise, i feel like he’d name his dog princeee, honestly. 😭

“princess, bring yo tiny ass-“

“you hungry, P’?”

“princess get that shit out yo mouth!”

of course he’ll only fuss at the dog if she really being disobedient like the time his bed was covered in toilet paper, like ten rolls.

now speaking of fussing, mikasa will forever get fussed at for buying not one, but two black perro de prasa canarios. when i say this girl don’t give a damn bout walking at night with her hands full at all, even when the dogs ain’t on a leash, they’re trained REALLY good. so when she’s actually scared or nervous about somebody following her, they’ll do exactly what she says. full on barking and then stopping mid bark when she says so.

everybodies scared of her dog (and connie would be jealous because not that many people really care about his when they see hers) but it’s not even on purpose, she just wants them for protection honestly.

their names would probably be bullet and gun. obviously.

“gun, bullet, why is there dog food everywhere?”

“gun, bro stop tryna fight bullet.”

“bullet, stop shaking water everywhere!”

bullet is bullet because he got a lot of energy and gun is gun because he’s more intimidating. like they got the spike collars and all, mikasa was not playing.

last but not least, sasha would have a dog that she could laugh at everyday, like a greyhound.

now honestly her and this dog will argue each other from the minute she wakes up to the minute she goes back to sleep. they would be so on and off. 😭 but she’d dress the dog up and stuff and be really nice to it.

the only thing she’d really laugh at is how skinny the dog looks. but the name would probably be bones.

“bones, stop chewing on my airpods cases!”

“bones, get out. please get out.”

“bones stop scratching meee!”

but she obviously loves her dog cus she’s the type to have it since she was like 16 maybe. and they play fight too but she always ends up losing the fight, and one of her lashes in the process.

let’s not talk about how i fg to put armin, hope u enjoyed.

[canis-starwolf]

Iggy art appreciation post because god damnit there aint enough on this site

I drew him being confident, cute, heavily injured and then during his last moments (sad)

Also I know its been stated in some supplementary material (not in the actual manga or anime) that Iggy is a Boston Terrier but idk he gives more French bulldog vibes so thats the breed I based him off of

Also fun fact: did yall know Araki based Iggys character off of the dog protags in the Ginga/ Silver Fang series??

I thought that was pretty cool

[crippled-peeper]

when i was younger and i first had my spinal surgery i was convinced nobody would ever share a bed with me again but when i became an adult i realized the real reason for this was not my scary scarred deformed body but in fact that I snore like an overweight French bulldog and thrash around like im fighting invisible ninjas in the bed

[ohitsjustgen]

EARTH-42 MILES MORALES X READER

For your birthday miles had gifted you a French bulldog puppy! You were so grateful that you were clinging onto miles for the whole day. Though miles started slowly regretting his decision due to the fact that most of his love was going to the dog...and not him.

You were getting ready to walk into the bedroom to watch your favorite TV show: (Your favorite TV show). When you walk into the room you see your dog Chip laying on your pillow under the covers. You walk over to Chip and begin to squeeze his cheeks while talking in a high pitched voice. "Hi Chip Chip, hii babyyy boyy" you kiss the dog on top of his head.

Miles, who was right next to him started to get a little annoyed while you gave him affection.

Miles grumbled under his breath before saying: "Where's my baby treatment ma?" You look over to miles who had visible annoyance on his face. You climb into bed and begin to kiss the boy all over his facial features.

"Jealous much?" You say slightly smirking in between kisses.

"I know you ain't talkin' " the boy says defensively.

Miles, who was laying on his stomach, turns around to push you onto your back to lay on top of you. Wrapping his arms around your waist he says "I lowkey regret getting you that dog fo real"

"Don't do that bae" you say defending Chip the dog. "He's apart of the family now and plus just because I give him affection doesn't mean I don't love you"

Miles grumbled once more. "Whatever mamita". He grabs your hand and puts it on his curly hair. "You already know what time it is, don't act special" hinting that he wanted head scratches. You comply and scratch at his scalp making sure not to go to rough.

A couple of minutes later you could hear soft snoring coming from the man. A smirk forms on your face. "He looks peaceful when he sleeps" you think. Chip has made his way onto Miles' back and began to snore too. (When I tell you these dogs snore like grown men!)

You end up watching all of the seasons of your show and drift off to sleep as well..

A/N: Thanks to my dog Pup-Pup for the inspiration for this short story 🥹

[wolfspurr]

Please. Please tell me more about A Dog Called Derek

Around two years ago someone (I think @thotpuppy?) shared a screenshot of this tweet with me as a prompt, and I immediately got to work.

My parents have never met my dog, and wrongly assumed that Bobby was my boyfriend. I've let them believe the lie for 6 months now and I'm panicking because we've both been invited to my cousin's wedding and now I need a dog sitter and a fake boyfriend.

It then got put on the back burner for way too long whilst I worked on other things with looming deadlines. I'm totally going to finish it at some point. Hopefully sooner rather than later!

Snippet? Yeah, go on then ;)

“Hey man, how’s it going?” Stiles breezes into the back room of the vet’s surgery with the confident air of someone who is definitely supposed to be there, despite the ‘staff only’ sign hung prominently on the door and the fact that Stiles is very much not a member of staff. Scott has been lacking in time for bro hangouts, though, so Stiles will take his company where he can get it. If that means it’s while Scott is busy expressing the anal glands of an unenthusiastic beagle, so be it. “Yeah,” Scott says as Stiles situates himself decisively at the head end of the dog. “Ricky here is about to be feeling a whole lot better, aren’t you buddy?” “You have my full support and sympathy, Ricky.” Stiles grimaces, reaching out to scratch behind the beagle’s ears as Scott pulls on a pair of gloves. “I don’t suppose you can hang after work today? There’s a new Thai place near mine that I’ve been wanting to try. Ally can come too?” “Sorry bro, dinner with the in-laws tonight. You can go and chill in the dog room whilst I deal with Ricky if you want? We’ve got a newcomer who might want some company, and I’m not sure we want a repeat performance of the last time you thought you could keep composure around bodily fluids.” Stiles shudders, thinking back to last week’s incident with Walter the French bulldog. Scott may have a point. There had been no dignity left in that room; Stiles might never quite look at a French bulldog the same way again. “Yeah, that might not be a bad plan. Sorry, Ricky. Please know I’ll be supporting you from the other room where things are less disgusting. You’ve got this, dog-bro!” Stiles pats Ricky on the head and makes his way briskly out of the room before he witnesses or smells anything that really doesn't need to be experienced. He closes the door quickly behind him, breathing a sigh of relief that he’s escaped without any trauma for the day. The dog room is the best room at the vet’s surgery, and Stiles spends more of his free time in it than he really cares to admit. There’s nothing quite like cuddling with puppies to improve a shitty day, and Stiles finds himself in here even at times when Scott isn’t actually working. Kira, one of the veterinary nurses, is already in there, fussing over a puppy that looks more like a little white cloud than an actual dog. “Hey Kira, I thought I’d give Ricky a bit of privacy. Scotty says there’s a new best friend waiting for me in here.” “Hey Stiles, good to see you! I’m guessing he’s talking about this guy.” Kira shuts the cage door on the ball of fluff, smiling cheerfully at Stiles as she beckons him over to a cage in the corner. “Want to come and meet him?” “Of all the stupid questions, Kira.” Stiles hurries himself over, crouching down so he can see the inhabitant, all black fur and mournful brown eyes. The dog perks up as soon as Stiles appears, assessing him with a careful stare and nosing forward to give Stiles’ fingers a tentative lick where he’s poking them through the wire of the cage door. Stiles is in love.

[jinnfelt]

Just finished making a wool felt of a French Bulldog.

It's easy to miss the structure and facial features after planting the black fur. Adding some light-colored powder to brighten the high points of the face will make the dog's head more three-dimensional. In fact, it's the same principle as improving facial features with makeup! I'm striving to become a qualified wool felt pet customization artist!