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really annoying when im reading a book or something and they say something will happen in (let's say) 15 minutes, so the characters chat while they wait, and in no world would the conversation put down on paper take 15 minutes to have. when i wrote and this type of situation would happen, i would actually act out my dialogue to make sure it could believably take the amount of time it was supposed to take. annoying that everyone doesnt have my work ethic....
#in the second bridgerton book theres a point where benedict has to wait 20 minutes for something and he chats with that awful stepmom#for what had to be at the most 5 minutes#but the 20 minutes have passed anyway apparently#bothered me for the rest of the book LMAO#born to fish forced to post
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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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the newly vassaled gerudo king is inexplicably handed a baby
#tloz#legend of zelda#ocarina of time#oot#zelda#ganondorf#i actually think he would’ve been a teenager or so around the time zelda was born but. this is just for sillies so#and no idea when he actually swore fealty to the king. i actually feel like it might’ve been a bit before the events of the game#in my head it’s like. the war just ended and impa hasn’t been assigned as zelda’s attendent yet#and newborn baby zelda is somewhat of an afterthought atm and whoever was holding her before suddenly had urgent business to take care of#and ganondorf is like the most visible person in the vicinity and also everyone is treating him like shit because he Just Lost The War#and no one takes him seriously anymore despite Everything so it’s like haha oh ok so i’m just demoted to Giant Babysitter huh#for the next 5-10 minutes or so. i’m not apoplectic or anything rn#already having one of the most humiliating depressing weeks of my entire life what’s one more humiliating thing#meanwhile baby zelda is like *has no object permanence or sense of fear yet* Holy Shit Its Boar From My Visions
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messy expression sketches + colouring with my oc clem who looks alot like her dad lol
#pokemon#oc art#oc#pokemon oc#pkmn#trainer red#red pokemon#original character#my art <3#kanto au#oc: clementine#i’m literally nearly finished ANOTHER piece with her but had this idea at like 2am so had to do it lol#very messy but trying to not care about that and also just post whatever i want yknow#i know oc art is not always the most popular no matter who posts it but i love her sm#i very hastily attempted to colour in gamefreaks common colouring style and it was actually super enjoyable#i’ve never done an art style study before and definitely want to try again in a way that dosent take 5 minutes lol#clem is extremely expressive and easy to read so i feel like these are quite tame expressions for her character but i really adore#reds alola art sheets and i just adore how gf chooses to show how he expresses himself wahhh#i love drawing her lil side??? hair pointy…?? flick things??? idk what you’d call them lol#i imagine everyone calls them angel wings lol clem was one of those babies that probably popped out with a full head of hair lol and she had#those lil wings before anything else 🫠🫠🫠#pokemon art#pkmn art
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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???
dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"
#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY#also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1#why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho#thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys#sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like#idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more#s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY#there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it#despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime#with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say#'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd#then again. its like. average shit for his son#alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like#a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies#i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him#current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them#amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious#az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD#wu's rewatch notes#thats what im calling this#wakfu
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FINALLY!! At long last, I've gotten my hands on a Pumpkin Kitty, after a whole year of wanting and waiting.
Her name is Latte! (Short for Miss Pumpkin Spice Latte) You can also call her Miss Spice!
#I spent 10 minutes picking her out omfg#not even exaggerating. I was deciding between this one and one of the last 3 unstuffed PKs#altogether there was only 5 of them left in the store including the 2 stuffed displays#the other one I was looking at had a nearly perfect pumpkin eye patch but less pumpkins overall#and their face wasn't as nice plus the ears were a bit wonky for my taste.#tho it was really hard to tell which would be better while they were unstuffed and flat#in the end I chose Latte because right away she looked to have a sweet face. her ears were nice and she had better patch placement#including a couple full patches on her tail#tbh if I'd had the money I might have bought both because the decision was hard#the bear builder actually asked if I was alright while I concentrated on studying each of those damn cats#I apologized and explained wtf was up with me. she was very understanding#I've always had this quirk where sometimes it'll take forever for me to pick between plushies I really want#especially if they're both the same exact plush. because then I gitta focus harder on finding out which has the better personality#you get what I mean?#anyways this has been a thing for me even as a real little kid#I remember spending and hour-hour and a half almost every time when my dad took me to choose my monthly webkinz#“my monthly webkinz” god that makes me sound so privileged. it was the nicest/best thing my dad could afford to get me because we were poor#he wanted to spoil me as all good fathers do but that was the most he could afford and I was always so grateful and still am! but I digress#anyways I took way too long to pick which kitty would become my Latte#but I'm glad I had the opportunity to choose yet alone to actually see pumpkin kitty irl available for purchase#what do you guys think of her?#stuffed animals#plushies#plushblr#build a bear#BAB#pumpkin kitty
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concerning when my dog disappears and then returns far too happy....what were you doing beast
#dogposting#i had abandoned him on a weekend like usual#and just called him maybe 3 times when i went to let the ducks out#it took him a few minutes to make it back here#but he came in so fast he almost tripped and killed himself#and then he was like on the brink of a category 5 zoomie event in the house lol#he doesn't smell bad though so he at least didn't roll in anything#and isn't that what really matters#especially since he was most likely just at my neighbor's house being nosy and sniffing mule corrals lol
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Some sketchezzz
#the wayhaven chronicles#twc#agent m#twc detective#you know i've had this 'explain my ship in 5 minutes' template for forever and could never decide who to use it for#finally used it for them lmao will not post it here though because i AM cringe and i am NOT free#only people in my vk blog will see it because none of them know what i am talking about most of the time ✌️#haven't been this unhinged about a relationship dynamic since my jjba days
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Sad about the wasted potential of teen wolf again
#like the characters are so compelling#most of the acting is so compelling#and the plots!!#they had so much potential#but the writers consistently threw away the best plots#and refused to dive deeper into the characters#and then especially in the second half of the show#it just feels like they have no clue where they're going?? like they find out what's going to happen 5 minutes before we do and have to#throw smth together#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#scott mccall
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It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.
#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too#like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks#the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently#there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again#instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day#even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever#and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle#bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about#so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk#idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through#and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff#for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3#anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes.#🐶
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Can you guys fucking be normal
#WHAT are you talking about christ#is it really at the point where i need to never draw characters touching in any way#lest i be called weird.for it#i like drawing physical interaction but im goingto start not fucking posting it if this is what happens every time i do#+sugar and spice are both animals what are you talking about#edit; i know this is most likely bait but like .#this is the second time in as many weeks ive posted something i'm fairly proud of and had it fucked up within 5 minutes
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Do you know what'd be extra funny though?
If human Clover *was* already red/green colorblind, so Ceroba preparing up the courage ti finally have the 'colour talk', preparing them to be forced learn colours at age six, only for them to be like 'yeah?? I thought thats's what they looked like for everyone?'
EHEHHEEHEHEHEE HELP THATS SILLY
on one hand i think she would be relieved she wouldnt have to go through all the colours for them (that she was forced to learn….) but at the same time disappointed in the sense of. hey. how come i had to go through all that and you didnt??? what
(kanako would be jealous as well ofc NFKF)
#asks#if jealous is the right word lol#im outside rn so its harder to type and get thoughts out jfkfnf but#it would also be silly if#since redgreen colourblindness gives u vision of like. a yellow-blue spectrum + greys#(deuteranopia is what they wouldve had i believe)#maaaaaybe thats why most of what they dreas in is all yellow blue…. the brightest colours they can see…..#I DUNNO JUST A THOUGHT <3#and all o this is stemming from my. 5 minute google search btw so jfkdk be kind ok#fox clover au
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tired of having a gender at work; I don't want my colleagues to perceive me anymore
#my students are (for the most part) fine#one of my very sweet colleagues brought up the fact that I was consistently misgendered in a meeting that she was in#and I had to explain to her that everyone in my department misgenders me all the time even though they should know better#our DEI guy misgendered me 5 minutes after meeting me#like. on one hand. great litmus test for finding out how people perceive me.#on the other hand. I would like to not be perceived by my colleagues anymore#(I also. don't want to make a big deal of it for multiple reasons including that I Don't Trust Any Of These Jokers)#(but also if I make a big deal of it and then they continue to get it wrong that's worse for me in all dimensions)#anyway a different colleague (not in my department) volunteered to write a letter for my big upcoming review#even though she wasn't required to at all#and she sent me a draft of it (even though she wasn't required to at all) and she did they/them me the whole time#and this is making me unreasonably emotional#anyway. tired of this. please let me opt out of gender.#it's almost like deciding to study gender professionally for more than a decade made all my problems with it worse instead of better#who could have possibly predicted this outcome -_-v#what is my academic life#gender#Queenie actually says something on this blog
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I thought today was a good one..
#just some vent art idk#vent#vent art#...........................................................................................................................................#............................................................................................................................................#the initial start was unclear#i got ready for my class like usual and my dad's mood was entirely unreadable#usually in these situations i have an internal debate thats goes something like#“is he in a good mood? is he in a bad one? is his eye irritated again? maybe he's still waking up?”#its a 50/50 kinda deal#sometimes he's emotionless until right when im dropped off and he says “have a good day! love you!” in his nice way#today there was nothing#i just got out of the truck and just as i was closing the door i barely heard a “love you” in a monotone voice#i thought nothing of it bc i did some work before class and my mood lightened#afterwards i went to the lounge and they were doing another event thing that offered free food if you did it#the food was greek food so i figured it wouldnt hurt. i got the food#it was awesome ngl and it really made my day better#then dad picked me up....#he was still unreadable but i could tell his patience was low just by the way he was driving#its crazy and kinda sad that i can immediately tell what mood he's in even through the most mundane change#but about 5 minutes into the ride my mind was a racing mess. i kept asking questions#trying to gauge what mood he's in. he wasn't projecting or groaning like he usually does so o figured maybe he's just wanting to get home#to my surprise we didn't immediately gi home: we went to his old work (family owned business)#when we got there I can't describe the relief i felt to be with other people. especially my grandmother#i did some refund stuff while we were there. dad also seemed to lighten up and things seemed fine#but when we got back in the truck it was back to being tense. we still didn't go home- we went to the bank so he could cash a check#but otw there he mentioned his birthday is this Saturday. i said i knew and that I'd be happy to spend the day with him if he had something#planned. bc id loke to spend time with him on his bday instead of my Granny's Halloween party (which i still enjoy but yknow.. dad)#there's an awkward silence and then he just goes “i guess based off your silence you're not interested in what i have planned for my birth-#day?“ perplexed i said ”i am- im just waiting for you to tell me“
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I gotta stop pumping
#I gotta let it go#he’s not really taking to breastfeeding despite regular attempts#and I’m not making anywhere near enough milk to exclusively bf anyway#so even if I can figure it out I’ll still have to do all the work of bottle feeding (mixing and cleaning etc)#just to have a few minutes of bf’ing#like I got up with him at 5 and then could’ve gone back to sleep after he ate#but had to pump for 45+ min bc this is the time I make the most all day#I’ll try to make it to 4 weeks (Monday)#and will try to offer bf’ing at every feed to see if I can have the experience a few more times#but I think this is what has to give#I’m pretty disappointed :( but it’ll be ok#postpartum tag
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#personal#sometimes i wish i knew what it was like to be someone people want to talk to#or at least had students who could listen to what i say for just five minutes#god i hate yelling then they say thats all i do when if i talked normally no one fucking listens#then i take it way too hard when they say they dont like me when at least i stepped up to take their class#a class that had already ran off one teacher#but no im too useless because i actually make them do work and tried to have rules#last year was hard but at least i felt fulfilled by the end of the year with all my classes#i have never craved the end of the year so much or as much as i have this year#its not even both classes either its just this one that makes me dread working with them as much as they apparently hate me#sadly i can understand why their teacher left#and i know im not the best replacement since im learning how to teach them as they learn from me#but im just tired#its only a month left but i am so ready to never see any of them again#but depression does as it does and makes me question if im even good enough to get another job#one actually teaching my correct subject that i love#i hope like hell that i get a job and one i really want because i dont want to have to come back to this school#*it has the most substitute jobs#i dont like being loud even if no one believes me i dont like being mean though i know when i have too i just dont feel good enough#if i was i think i would have a job by now i mean im 28 and its been 5 schools in 5 years#sorry being sad on main#if you read this#thanks
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