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drinking water and the thought "I need this stuff like water" sprung to mind. not good.

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putting a "Nervous" yellow jacket on my dog not bc he is nervous but bc that's his name. like the subject

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what these tik tok girls are calling cucumber salads are abominations. what do you mean you're putting rice and chicken in it. girl it's a salad not a burrito bowl.

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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today at work i was asking around if anyone could identify the flag they pulled up over our parliament and nobody could exactly pinpoint what it was. as the resident flag expert, it really annoyed me and i got like 5 different people googling flags and brainstorming what it could be. when i finally had enough, i just sent an email straight up to the government asking what it was and all my coworkers were like YOU'RE THE CRAZIEST PERSON ON EARTH and idk people don't have enough excitement in their lives is what i'm getting at. emailing your parliament is a normal and fun thing to do.

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take the orange julius challenge. fuck it witg your MEMBER!! your freakly little THINGY!!!

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I may be a danger to the Capp family. The second Megahood episode is up on youtube!

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the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

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"omg can't 2 men just have a beautiful friendship without you people making it gay" THEY CANT! the sex part always gets in the way..

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i find it kinda funny that some people are ONLY NOW being like "welp time to delete twitter!" like was Elon Musk buying the goddamn website not enough for you? You were like I guess I'll sit this one out for my 2 mutuals or whatever they're called on twitter. Oompa Loompas or something.

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"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal