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A very Christmassy video (it's not) where I become a dommy mommy telling men what to do and Consort and Titania have the affair of the century.

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i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not

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A very Christmassy video (it's not) where I become a dommy mommy telling men what to do and Consort and Titania have the affair of the century.

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ohhhhh okay

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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

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Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.

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What am I, Jesus? ZENDAYA as TASHI DUNCAN CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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so basically men aren't allowed to have problems and men's problems can't be talked about because women exist. got it.

TRRUE!

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ive managed to never crack a phone screen in my life UNTIL TODAY

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

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imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

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this picture is awesome because it looks like sarah paulson was the first lesbian in massachusetts to successfully impregnate a gay man and they're posing for the newspaper