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Bigfoots gay nephew and a mad scientist who just figured out the Frankenstein doesn’t have to be finished for him to fuck it

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

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I would be willing to relocate to Montreal for true love or unlimited warfare.

Je serais prêt à déménager à Montréal pour le véritable amour ou pour une guerre sans fin.

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

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15 Pleasant Street, Milo, ME

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On Tumblr dot com when you say that you had sex before 20 they either act like you saw Bigfoot or start talking about societal decline

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THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher

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you ever happen to come across a social group that treats cosmetic surgery and botox and stuff like its just normal things everyone does. it shakes me to my core. and theyre never like. ugly or unfashionable people. and the implications of their own mental health aside I do always feel like well Jesus christ if they think they need work what do they think about me.

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i am irreversibly fucked up by this like where my boot

i left my boots to dry by my door outside my apartment and one has disappeared. wtf

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i left my boots to dry by my door outside my apartment and one has disappeared. wtf

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