if fucking that old man was a religion i'd be the pope
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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself
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and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally
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#never forget the bluenette#also it always annoyed me sm how people would say the brunette or the blonde for a man. pls kys!!!! thats not how the grammar ur stealing#words from works!!!!#its brunet! and blond!#but even tho im really passionate about that apparently i chose the orbs answer#nothing i hate more than reading 'she let out a breath she didn't know she'd been holding' i'll kill you irl#his blue orbs ong his blue orbs#i do like the image conjured by tongues battling for dominance... something so unsexy about that that it becomes hot#i enrolled both of our tongues in a jiu jitsu dojo so they can learn how to battle for dominance better#i dont even mind the overuse of said except if it's literally the only word ever used to mean said#and i dont even mind shit like 'the taller man' if it's used VERY sparingly
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actual conversation i had with an adult man last night btw 😭😭 speechless
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im imagining a little pond in his studio and hes just spearing fish for fun
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
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watched conclave 2 days ago and i spent the night sleeping while having horrible period cramps (im between pills it's a long story) that made me feel delirious so i dreamt of benitez the whole night while thinking over and over "he would understand me". anyway needless to say i did not sleep so good.
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supernatural season 4
sam: guys i think im the devil incarnate
cas and dean for the past thirty-three minutes:
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The Far Right is Rising in the Land of ‘Never Again’
Jan Böhmermann talks about the upcoming elections, the rise of the far-right Afd, and how a country can deal with our history and how we can never let it happen again.
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I’m going to [remembers I should stop saying ‘kill myself’] rewatch Supernatural
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just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"
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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me
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