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If I was Martha, I would have let the Doctor eat nothing but pears.
#doctor who#martha jones#for his crimes#pear everday#its what he deserves#Marthas better than me#human nature/ the family of blood#stuck in the labyrinth
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gif i made some months ago in a roblox game called misis playground. yes hes being hung
#for his crimes#this site lieks the funny gifs i make so ill share this here too#i have some more but its mainly of me and my friends#misis playground#roblox#<- technically#zorak#space ghost#space ghost coast to coast#sgc2c#the brak show#tbs#adult swim#cartoon network#<- i think that tag can be applied#hanna barbera#gif
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would you forgive him for this misdemeanour?
(plush in the picture is from my bestie @fairy-grotto 😹)
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Imprisoned for his crimes (snarrator from @semisocialporcupine 's Hiss and Tell AU)
#tsp#the stanley parable#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#stanley parable ultra deluxe#art#tsp fanart#fanart#the stanley parable narrator#hes imprisoned#for his crimes#against stanley and the bucket#or maybe for boarding up the broom closet#look at that little noodle#LilyDoesDrawArt
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Bad cats get exiled from the bed
#atsv spot#spiderman atsv#atsv#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#the spot#punishment#exile#for his crimes
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@driedflwers ASKED, ‘ 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅, 𝒊𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒊𝒕? 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓? ‘ ( 𝒋𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒂 )
𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄��� 𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 , 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 in fear before him , must have been maddening. especially for a person who seemed to thrive & rejoice in the suffering of other people. sansa remembers how she used to cower , how her eyes would advert , & how words would silently be whispered for him just leave her be. of course , she was a child then who had no family around her . . sansa isn’t a child anymore. she’s grown strong , she’s the queen of the north , & he’s nothing more than a traitor to the rightful queen & herself. the lannister name will die & only live amongst the history books now. joffrey continues his ranting , his attempts to wound her , but sansa doesn’t take hold of the bait. when the question is posed , the queen simply takes in a breath: ❛ i would give anything to be in this moment now. to know i’ve won against you , to feel the satisfaction i will when i take your head. ❜ the girl of kings landing wouldn’t have ever opened her mouth for fear of repercussions. ; hands clasp together at her front , woman taking a step toward him while pale sunlight from outside , it was heavily snowing , casts a blue hue on her features. steel composure , but a sense of calm anger. would that rattle him ? ❛ i remember how terrified i was of you , how scared that something i did would harm my family. ❜ sansa speaks with a confidence , with no fear this time ! ❛ you . . & your childish tantrums. you & your sadistic displays of behavior. ❜ jaw clenches , ❛ & now , you’re a prisoner. your family dead , your house to be forgotten save for history books. while i remain strong in spite of you. ❜ the biggest triumph. the same went for ramsay.
#driedflwers#muse: sansa stark#got //#abuse mention //#murder mention //#I set this in your variation where sansa is queen and joffrey is sent to the north#for his crimes
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Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.
Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.
Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.
Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?
The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—
What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.
(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)
#Jason sees Bruce answer his code with such desperation and thinks that maybe Bruce still loves him just a little#maybe he doesn’t need revenge maybe he can just go home#maybe when HE calls it instead of Damian Bruce will come get him too#and because of that there’s no red hood in this au#even though I love crime Lord red hood Jason#maybe he can still be a crime lord idk just not one called red hood who baited Batman into choosing between him and joker#Bruce Wayne#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#Batman#DC#DC comics#DCU#Batfam#Robin#DC Robin#notfic
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Since we all agree that people of the Alley of Crime adore Red Hood and believe in him, I think it is time to imagine Jason in a scene similar to the one from OG Spiderman, where his identity is accidentally outted in front of crowd of people, and they all are just choose to protect him and help him out.
So maybe Gotham is facing especially nasty trouble, and vigilantes are on the receiving end this time. So maybe Jason is thrown at the dirty Alley in his part of town, wounded, with helmet flying off, and there is just a crowd of people staring as bleeds out, astonished. And Jason thinks, oh, that's the end — he can go and shoot himself, honestly, because he just failed the man rule every vigilante have: never show your face, never reveal your identity.
But people are... helping him? His eyes are half-open, breath laboured and pained, but all he hears is gentle murmuring:
'God, he is just a kid...'
'He must be younger than my son.'
'Poor child...'
He feels soft elderly hand against his cheek as someone from the crowd, an ex nurse, comes closer to bandage his injuries, while a kid, barely with the size of his helmet, brings it back, sticking out their tongue as they try to place it back on his head, to hide his face.
'It is okay,' the old woman reassures him. 'You are safe with us, son. We hadn't seen anything.'
Jason's eyes sting, because, oh.
It is his people. He loves them. He will die for them.
And they love him just as much.
He still waits for someone to out him, though. But the week ends, the villain is out of the picture, and no one says a thing. The only proof that it ever happened is civilians, who keep waving at Jason — not Red Hood, just Jason — when their paths cross somewhere in the shops or streets.
And that's how he knows that it is them; it is them, and they keep him safe as much as he keeps safe them.
#jason loves his alley of crime#and his alley of crime loves him back#he can change his name and hide under the helmet but they will always know and see him as their own#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman
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Jason Todd with his goons:
#jason with his family: 😡💀🤢🤬#jason with his goons: 🥰💕😇#crime lord jason may be a villain but hes not a monster (a capitalistic pig that doesnt treat their workers with respect)#yk jason be treating his employees like theyre his children even tho theyre all old enough to be HIS parents lmaooo#he be giving the best benefits and pay fr#all the other gotham rogues are jealous he has such a loyal workforce#jason todd#red hood#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#twitter#dc comics#fanatical posting
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Ithaca saga am right♥
#ur husband tells u abt his war crimes but that doesnt matter bc thats ur husband#epic#epic the musical#penelope of ithaca#ithaca saga#odysseus#Penelope#would you fall in love with me again#Pathart
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Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.
Clark: Explain that.
Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.
Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’
#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#batdad#incorrect dc quotes#text post#one thing about Bruce is he’ll always enable his children through the power of delusion#YES jason DID seize the crime market and capitalized off drugs prostitution gun/weapon trafficking#but he was a pleasure to have in class
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“when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to not being able to break the laws to get evidence or confessions” versus the far superior “when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to the fact that all of his coworkers are horribly incompetent when it comes to obtaining and preserving evidence and it turns out all of Bruce’s anal retentiveness about crime scenes, chain of custody for evidence, and contamination was actually for a very good reason and puts Batman 10-20 years ahead of any modern police department”
#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason: oh haha you can’t dangle people off roofs for confessions anymore#dick close to tears: I saw Derek pick up a gun from a crime scene today with his bare hands and carry it around all afternoon#Jason: yikes dude#dick: I KNOW#batman#bruce wayne#dc#thoughts
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HUGH JACKMAN as THE WOLVERINE aka James 'Logan' Howlett (2000-2024)
X-Men (2000) X2: X-Men United (2003) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) X-Men: First Class (2011) The Wolverine (2013) X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Logan (2017) Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
#xmen#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#hugh jackman#xmenedit#marveledit#filmedit#hjackmanedit#dilfgifs#mancandykings#myedit#useraurore#userallisyn#useralii#userclo#tusercora#usernik#tusernicky#useroaks#the fact he brought me back out of my unintended gifmaking hiatus of almost a year......his power...#dedicating this to chloe for always being my blorbo partner in crime ily 💕#more gifs of him coming soon <3
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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In all seriousness, here are a few resources I think are helpful with regards to understanding just how thoroughly Henry Kissinger screwed the world over:
Kissinger by Behind the Bastards. This is a 6 part series done by the podcast Behind the Bastards, with the hosts of The Dollop on as guests. It's super funny and a very accessible foothold into understanding the scope of Kissinger's vast career.
Kissinger's Shadow by Greg Grandin. This book provides an in-depth analysis of Kissinger's tenure in the White House, covering both how he got into office, the changes he made in office, the policies he put forth, and their repercussions on the world.
ETAN's category on Kissinger. The East Timor and Indonesia Action Network has long been an outspoken critic of Kissinger's, and they've aggregated a lot of helpful articles here.
The Trial of Henry Kissinger by Christopher Hitchins. While Grandin's book focuses less on the specificities of Kissinger's crimes, Hitchins has no such qualms and details each of them in depth.
I truly think understanding Kissinger, the way he thought, and the things that he did, are all indispensable when it comes to understanding the modern political climate and how foreign policy works in America and therefore, by necessity, in the world at large. The sheer amount of damage he was responsible for should never be underestimated.
#txt#someone added this: the btb episodes are not funny in that they joke about his crimes but rather they cover SO much that the levity is nice#henry kissinger
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my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex
#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#robert chase#my australian princess#his accent is a gift to this show#bless him
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