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If I was Martha, I would have let the Doctor eat nothing but pears.
#doctor who#martha jones#for his crimes#pear everday#its what he deserves#Marthas better than me#human nature/ the family of blood#stuck in the labyrinth
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gif i made some months ago in a roblox game called misis playground. yes hes being hung
#for his crimes#this site lieks the funny gifs i make so ill share this here too#i have some more but its mainly of me and my friends#misis playground#roblox#<- technically#zorak#space ghost#space ghost coast to coast#sgc2c#the brak show#tbs#adult swim#cartoon network#<- i think that tag can be applied#hanna barbera#gif
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would you forgive him for this misdemeanour?
(plush in the picture is from my bestie @fairy-grotto 😹)
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Imprisoned for his crimes (snarrator from @semisocialporcupine 's Hiss and Tell AU)
#tsp#the stanley parable#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#stanley parable ultra deluxe#art#tsp fanart#fanart#the stanley parable narrator#hes imprisoned#for his crimes#against stanley and the bucket#or maybe for boarding up the broom closet#look at that little noodle#LilyDoesDrawArt
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Bad cats get exiled from the bed
#atsv spot#spiderman atsv#atsv#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#the spot#punishment#exile#for his crimes
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@driedflwers ASKED, ‘ 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅, 𝒊𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒊𝒕? 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓? ‘ ( 𝒋𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒂 )
𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎 ��𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 , 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 in fear before him , must have been maddening. especially for a person who seemed to thrive & rejoice in the suffering of other people. sansa remembers how she used to cower , how her eyes would advert , & how words would silently be whispered for him just leave her be. of course , she was a child then who had no family around her . . sansa isn’t a child anymore. she’s grown strong , she’s the queen of the north , & he’s nothing more than a traitor to the rightful queen & herself. the lannister name will die & only live amongst the history books now. joffrey continues his ranting , his attempts to wound her , but sansa doesn’t take hold of the bait. when the question is posed , the queen simply takes in a breath: ❛ i would give anything to be in this moment now. to know i’ve won against you , to feel the satisfaction i will when i take your head. ❜ the girl of kings landing wouldn’t have ever opened her mouth for fear of repercussions. ; hands clasp together at her front , woman taking a step toward him while pale sunlight from outside , it was heavily snowing , casts a blue hue on her features. steel composure , but a sense of calm anger. would that rattle him ? ❛ i remember how terrified i was of you , how scared that something i did would harm my family. ❜ sansa speaks with a confidence , with no fear this time ! ❛ you . . & your childish tantrums. you & your sadistic displays of behavior. ❜ jaw clenches , ❛ & now , you’re a prisoner. your family dead , your house to be forgotten save for history books. while i remain strong in spite of you. ❜ the biggest triumph. the same went for ramsay.
#driedflwers#muse: sansa stark#got //#abuse mention //#murder mention //#I set this in your variation where sansa is queen and joffrey is sent to the north#for his crimes
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Jason Todd with his goons:
#jason with his family: 😡💀🤢🤬#jason with his goons: 🥰💕😇#crime lord jason may be a villain but hes not a monster (a capitalistic pig that doesnt treat their workers with respect)#yk jason be treating his employees like theyre his children even tho theyre all old enough to be HIS parents lmaooo#he be giving the best benefits and pay fr#all the other gotham rogues are jealous he has such a loyal workforce#jason todd#red hood#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#twitter#dc comics#fanatical posting
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Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.
Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.
Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.
Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?
The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—
What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.
(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)
#Jason sees Bruce answer his code with such desperation and thinks that maybe Bruce still loves him just a little#maybe he doesn’t need revenge maybe he can just go home#maybe when HE calls it instead of Damian Bruce will come get him too#and because of that there’s no red hood in this au#even though I love crime Lord red hood Jason#maybe he can still be a crime lord idk just not one called red hood who baited Batman into choosing between him and joker#Bruce Wayne#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#Batman#DC#DC comics#DCU#Batfam#Robin#DC Robin#notfic
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Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.
Clark: Explain that.
Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.
Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’
#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#batdad#incorrect dc quotes#text post#one thing about Bruce is he’ll always enable his children through the power of delusion#YES jason DID seize the crime market and capitalized off drugs prostitution gun/weapon trafficking#but he was a pleasure to have in class
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HUGH JACKMAN as THE WOLVERINE aka James 'Logan' Howlett (2000-2024)
X-Men (2000) X2: X-Men United (2003) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) X-Men: First Class (2011) The Wolverine (2013) X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Logan (2017) Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
#xmen#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#hugh jackman#xmenedit#marveledit#filmedit#hjackmanedit#dilfgifs#mancandykings#myedit#useraurore#userallisyn#useralii#userclo#tusercora#usernik#tusernicky#useroaks#the fact he brought me back out of my unintended gifmaking hiatus of almost a year......his power...#dedicating this to chloe for always being my blorbo partner in crime ily 💕#more gifs of him coming soon <3
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In all seriousness, here are a few resources I think are helpful with regards to understanding just how thoroughly Henry Kissinger screwed the world over:
Kissinger by Behind the Bastards. This is a 6 part series done by the podcast Behind the Bastards, with the hosts of The Dollop on as guests. It's super funny and a very accessible foothold into understanding the scope of Kissinger's vast career.
Kissinger's Shadow by Greg Grandin. This book provides an in-depth analysis of Kissinger's tenure in the White House, covering both how he got into office, the changes he made in office, the policies he put forth, and their repercussions on the world.
ETAN's category on Kissinger. The East Timor and Indonesia Action Network has long been an outspoken critic of Kissinger's, and they've aggregated a lot of helpful articles here.
The Trial of Henry Kissinger by Christopher Hitchins. While Grandin's book focuses less on the specificities of Kissinger's crimes, Hitchins has no such qualms and details each of them in depth.
I truly think understanding Kissinger, the way he thought, and the things that he did, are all indispensable when it comes to understanding the modern political climate and how foreign policy works in America and therefore, by necessity, in the world at large. The sheer amount of damage he was responsible for should never be underestimated.
#txt#someone added this: the btb episodes are not funny in that they joke about his crimes but rather they cover SO much that the levity is nice#henry kissinger
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my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex
#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#robert chase#my australian princess#his accent is a gift to this show#bless him
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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.
#shitpost#house md#malpractice md#gregory house#hate crimes md#robert chase#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#idk if theirs a ship name for them#but house x wilson x cuddy#allison cameron#i didn't mention foreman#but hes there#he falls in love with Chase after accidentally finding his OF#thirteen uses Tumblr#like she has a Tumblr accent#and house definitely knows what Tumblr is#and definitely notices
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Was doodling some Hermes last night
#drawing#artists on tumblr#epic the musical#epic hermes#epic odysseus#My AU where Hermes runs the moly trade on Olympus#Aeolus is his partner in crime#Yano what maybe I'll draw this some more
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The real reason why FNAF movie Vanessa got her job,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#vanessa shelly#fnaf vanessa#william afton#steve raglan#abby schmidt#idk if this is talked about a lot#but like NO doubt Vanessa is only a cop#IS BECAUSE her father pressured her to be one right#like not to take anything away from her#but it’s obvious too she seems to enjoy child entertainment more#or even teaching people things#especially hanging around Abby makes her happy#Being a cop doesn’t seem to interest her outside of being her job#and she’s probably just a cop to cover up her fathers crimes#she watches the region where Freddy’s is#somehow William was able to change his name and get new work#the officers looked for the kids never found them#and she probably sweeped it under the rug etc#William gotta get jumped man BAHA
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important family group chat discussions
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#this is so dumb but i feel like the batkids would have really stupid discussions#jason: guys dw im not even that mean of a crime lord#tim with his decade worth of incriminating evidence plus the bloody dollar tree robin costume jason wore at titan tower: r u sure abt that#bruce the next day: WHY is there a paper headline about our family having mob ties with the red hood??#steph telling tim to tip off vicky vale as a joke because hey yk what would be SO funny guys?#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bruce wayne#batdad#incorrect quotes#texts#socmed au#social media au#crack#batman#fanatical posting
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