#dick close to tears: I saw Derek pick up a gun from a crime scene today with his bare hands and carry it around all afternoon

[frownyalfred]

“when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to not being able to break the laws to get evidence or confessions” versus the far superior “when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to the fact that all of his coworkers are horribly incompetent when it comes to obtaining and preserving evidence and it turns out all of Bruce’s anal retentiveness about crime scenes, chain of custody for evidence, and contamination was actually for a very good reason and puts Batman 10-20 years ahead of any modern police department”

[bwabbitv3s]

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason: oh haha you can’t dangle people off roofs for confessions anymore #dick close to tears: i saw derek pick up a gun from a crime scene today with his bare hands and carry it around all afternoon #jason: yikes dude #dick: I KNOW #batman #bruce wayne

Yes! These tags are gold. Poor Dick having to deal with the chain of custody being treated like a spiderweb in a doorway. Constantly being walked through and destroyed.

“when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to not being able to break the laws to get evidence or confessions” versus the far superior “when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to the fact that all of his coworkers are horribly incompetent when it comes to obtaining and preserving evidence and it turns out all of Bruce’s anal retentiveness about crime scenes, chain of custody for evidence, and contamination was actually for a very good reason and puts Batman 10-20 years ahead of any modern police department”

[taxi-cab-to-slowtown]

okay but Nightwing crying about this to Barry who is rubbing his back and telling him he understands because he has to suffer with this too.

“when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to not being able to break the laws to get evidence or confessions” versus the far superior “when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to the fact that all of his coworkers are horribly incompetent when it comes to obtaining and preserving evidence and it turns out all of Bruce’s anal retentiveness about crime scenes, chain of custody for evidence, and contamination was actually for a very good reason and puts Batman 10-20 years ahead of any modern police department”