#first punchline | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lesbianriddlercj · 11 months ago

Text

JESUS CHRIST. Something I said here, quoted first. As a Lesbian - Jesus took the wheel of my life and he's a gay stereotype He can't eve- I lead with the punchline. Father - YOU never taught even Him how to drive!?

0 notes

clownowo · 2 years ago

Text

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #yuri #shipping #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

31K notes · View notes

brandirecognition · 14 days ago

Text

shadow at home

#shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #sonic the hedgehog #artists on tumblr #comic #fanart #the concept in the first one was me but the punchline was by my sister. i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe then got a massive headache #we are on shadow lockdown

3K notes · View notes

newttxt · 2 months ago

Text

post-canon lulaw adventure!! (it could have been bepo’s but he was in the bathroom when luffy showed up)

#one piece #luffy #trafalgar law #lulaw #i had frequent moments of uncanny valley when drawing the lack of height diff…#luffys only in his early 20s so he hasnt had the Genes kick in fully but i like to think he starts shooting up like bamboo #oh. uh #cw suggestive #i keep forgetting that.#i already waxed poetic about this on bluesky but i remember laughing with bree about this idea when i visited her 6 months ago #;__;#sorry my punchline is always the indignities of being trafalgar d water law. to be fair dressrosa did it first #wano spoilers #I FORGOT ABOUT THAT TOO

2K notes · View notes

poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

Text

You made her cry, time to die.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #wei wuxian #This scene actually takes place many months before the previous scene.#Hence the outfits looking different!#Consider this a flashback within a flashback!#Speaking of outfits - no one noticed/commented on it so I'll give my little continuity nod away:#JZX's bandages on his wrist are from the *last* time he insulted Jiang Yanli.#I considered having WWX maul him like a chew toy again but I think this punchline hits funnier. A kickline. if you will.#And speaking of other outfit nods: This is a meta nod towards JYL's first appearance in this series.#Where I accidently made the flower on her dress look like a penis. Hoping no one would notice.#Then months later...just when I thought I was safe...someone pointed it out and I *wailed*. I AM SO SORRY SHIJIE...#I really to love this scene a lot. We have JYL just trying her best + JZX being a dickhead + WWX being full of rage. Mwah. Delicious.#I especially love how the audio drama comments that Jiang Cheng is on his way over. You *know* he's about to start swinging too.

2K notes · View notes

luckyjorabbit · 2 years ago

Text

Soooo... I started reading One Piece again teehee *twirls hair* ( 6w6)

#One Piece #Please....... this is so sillay I am having sm fun haha #Monkey D Luffy #Trafalgar Law #I'm stiill only on Thriller Bark LMAO I just think Law is neat #Sanji Vinsmoke #Comic #Fanart #My Art #Traditional #Corndog comic based off of Metalocalypse cuz I have 'must reference cartoon' brain disease #Also the ENTIRE COMIC was JUST to get to the zoro punchline HSHSHSHS #(also UH you can read the first comic either direction I guess!? it was a collab w a friend just testing screentones so haha. NO PLAN DA.)#long post

4K notes · View notes

om0000 · 7 months ago

Text

happy pride month guys

#epic throwback to my first post🔥#ok fine i admit it i fw doubleeye.... a lot...#my other punchline for this was peepers going “captain tim kill him” like the task manager kill him img #but this one fit the occasion better #i have a hc that they ask him “yk what that means” literally every slightly important day #its national enchiladas day peepers yk what that means 😈#thats why hes so done #woy #wander over yonder #save woy #pride month #art tag #meme tag

645 notes · View notes

equill · 8 months ago

Text

Another Otsutsuki?!

we’re messing up the timeline for this one. (I lost this crack idea but then it came back… the abyss stare back and I jumped in.)

anyways, now some kids meeting the new kid

Panel 1: There’s something wrong here.

Comic 1: Attention.

they’re both in the same boat

Comic 2: Day Off (with confusion.)

he just a little insecure,, (kakashi still told him to get it together)

back to the future now

Comic 3: What. (huh?)

Panel 2: very tiny.

#naruto #naruto fanart #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #rin nohara #toneri otsutsuki #fanart #art #my art #sketch #drawing #digital art #creating silly posts pumps my brain #kid obito had immediately had distrust of the new kid #and couldn’t even explain why so he stood there glaring #obito looks at kakashi 20 years later after Toneri admits defeat with “I TOLD you he’s was weird“#kakashi after getting back to earth promptly puts obito in jail #ALSO when I saw Toneri for the first time his design is so neat!#I haven’t watched the movie so I read the description of the guy to have an idea of him #what I got is that Toneri is unhinged too ANYWAYS moving on #Toneri ends up noticing Kakashi white chakra and follows him with curiosity #Kakashi’s ends up choosing not to be jerk lets him stick around as long as he isn’t in the way #toneri takes a bit of insult because even if he’s missing eyes he’s definitely not weak #so showing some skills without destroying his disguise he ends up impressing kakashi #while kakashi talks with him and offering advice and asking him if he wants yo try anything else #he doesn’t know but Toneri immediately in his mind claims kakashi has his #this post could’ve absolutely gone from silly to psychological horror #like real quick haha #imagine the joke was just kakashi going through more issues 😭 the punchline is that there isn’t one

570 notes · View notes

meamiki · 2 months ago

Text

(You gently drop the flower in their open palm, and act like nothing out of the ordinary happened.)

(Loop does, too.)

#in stars and time #isat #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat spoilers #<- technically ? kinda sorta ? a follow up to an optional dialogue ? im being cautious on this one i think #this was originally going to be a 2 parter with a punchline butttt #i wasnt liking how i was drawing the 2nd part so it is scrapped for now #but i do like how the first part came out so now it gets isolated :]#speaking of #one of my dearest friends (squid)#proceeded to #show loop the drawing #then get THE DAGGER CONVO #right after seeing this dialogue for the first time ASFADAS #they also then started doing the a4 versions of the friendquests #needless to say was prob not a good time for either involved that loop #but yeeea the 2nd part may happen later and will be sillier(?)! but not now #OH also those who sent asks... i will be getting to them soon i promise!!#i needed to gather my thoughts properly. and also not start revealing an entire hand immediately!#anyway thats the tag talk YIPPEE !!

238 notes · View notes

mardyart · 2 months ago

Text

girls night 🍿

#wanted to draw the joker so bad i said fuck it and created a wholeass illustration around it #hh first semi serius dc themed illustration of my life #joker #batman #punchline #harley quinn #catwoman #DC #dc universe #dcu #dc fanart #dc art #art #fanart

218 notes · View notes

hyakunana · 7 days ago

Text

Sponsor Switch!

#kamen rider #kamen rider geats #kr geats #keiwa sakurai #kurama neon #michinaga azuma #ace ukiyo #ziin #kekera #kyuun #beroba #sponsor switch #tokusatsu #fanart #comics #comic #artists on tumblr #no beta we die like tohru lol #im pretty sure i'm not the first to make this though #THE POSSIBILITIES ARE mathematically not so endless but you get me #the major reason i've been postponing this idea was bc i didn't have a punchline for ace/beroba duo #but then on my rewatch i was reminded beroba was the one who changed michi's wardrobe so thx diva for saving my comic #but for real ace/beroba has huge potential to be explored but it was the hardest to make fun of lkjhgfdf #neon/kekera was a close second bc the princess and frog reference came quite late when i was already sketching it #meanwhile keiwa and michinaga are saved from the toxic sponsors but they're still uncomfortable lol #i mean wdym ziin can research ace's family tree and thats fine? boy has some creep potential #he's lucky that his canon rider is the star over stars over stars with 2k years of experience - he knows how to deal w fanboys #does kyuun's magic letter work outside of the lounge? does it matter tho?#is kyuun's letter me projecting my own fangirl side writing a letter to her fictional fav rider? does it matter tho?#holidays are over so time to catch up on my job! pls bear w my slow updates and happy new year <3

145 notes · View notes

skywalkr-nberrie · 5 months ago

Text

Crazy to me how many fans and Anidalas alike don’t know that Padmé canonically always prioritized Anakin above even her duties and responsibilities. And I have a couple of examples here which proves this:

Exhibit A: Yoda noticed that Padmé seemed to care more for Anakin than the Republic in Star Wars, Clone Wars Gambit: Siege. Anakin and OW are both placed on Lanteeb for a mission, that directly affects them and the Republic. (For added context, Yoda doesn’t know Anakin and Padmé are secretly married ofc, so he assumes she’s worrying about both Ani and OW.)

However, we switch to Padmé’ pov and it’s revealed all her thoughts are of Anakin. Her primary concern is the love of her life. No mention from her of anyone else or of the Republic (where her duties lie.)

Even Bail catches onto it and worries for Padmé because he’s afraid her fear for Anakin might expose her accidentally. He even internally reprimands her through eye contact to tell her to keep it down a notch, as he notices why she visibly tenses when faced with the question of if they can save Anakin and OW.

To top it off with the fact that Padmé herself says that nothing was worse than disaster befalling Anakin. Meaning she could handle any news, no matter how severe, of even the Republic. But not anything about Anakin.

Exhibit B: The Clone Wars, S4 episode 4, Shadow Warrior. In the episode, Anakin and Padmé make it to Naboo for a mission, where Anakin gets held up with Grievous and ends up kidnapped by Padmé’s group, but Anakin ends up captured as well. Palps instructs Dooku to negotiate with Padmé to trade Grievous for Anakin, however Dooku doesn’t seem keen on this idea because how do they know for sure Padmé would make the trade? Palps only replies with saying “I have no doubt, Senator Amidala will gladly agree to your terms.”

Even the biography, Skywalker: A Family At War mentions how Padmé did this, “to save her love.”

Exhibit C: The Revenge of the Sith Novel/Movie itself. There are two occasions in the novel where Padmé asks Anakin to just forget everything and run away with her. Once when the Republic has fallen and the second time when Anakin has slaughtered the Jedi and Separatists. Padmé’s duties and responsibilities would’ve most definitely lied with aiding the rebellion, even turning Anakin in to either OW or Bail, but she instead desperately wants him to come run away with HER.

I want to quote Catherine Taber the VA to Padmé in TCW, because I feel she said it best

“Anakin is the only matter in which Padmé thinks with her heart instead of of her head.”

It’s more than clear on more than one instance that Padmé’s prime devotion, loyalty, love, and priority was always with Anakin even before her career, and the Republic. The fact that not many fans even acknowledge or know it is why I feel most people can’t comprehend why it is that she died of a broken heart over losing him.

She was and would’ve always chosen Anakin 🪷 💛🚀

#star wars #anidala #padmé amidala #anakin skywalker #sw novels #revenge of the sith novelization #clone wars gambit siege #meta #anidala study #padmé study #the clone wars #skywalker a family at war #even after she finds out he’s fallen to the darkside her first instinct isn’t to turn him in then either #it’s to beg him to stop now and come back and tell him she loves him #literally the take that she’d always choose the galaxy over him is like a punchline to a bad joke #last of my drafts #can finally start on new metas now

172 notes · View notes

flyingbagel · 5 months ago

Text

I'd call him the GOAT but that... Urr... Feels a bit insensitive

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #danjon meshi #dunmeshi #mithrun #mithrun dungeon meshi #art #bagelarts #this is meant to be the punchline to a sticker set im drawing for Animaga but i drew it first lmao

102 notes · View notes

accirax · 8 months ago

Note

Could you please draw Ally and Tess sitting on Hunter's shoulders like he's their personal steed?

#disventure camp #disventure camp all stars #dcas #ally disventure camp #tess disventure camp #hunter disventure camp #ellie disventure camp #gabby disventure camp #huntessally #gabbellie #i uh. went a little fast and loose this one because i too was not entirely sure what you were talking about #but also disventure camp comic yay! love to make a good comic #also i just want to establish that if people send in drawing requests i am NOT necessarily taking them #i just wanted to do this one bc it was the first time i was directly asked and it made me happy to know that people wanted me to draw thing #i might make another post on this subject in the future though so look out for that #but thanks for sending in i believe my first ever dc ask! yippee!!!#i could tag spoilers but like. is it really. come on #also i hope you don't hate gabby and ellie i included them bc they were my best thought as to a punchline #my art #comic

145 notes · View notes

brofightiscancelled · 4 months ago

Text

only other notable dub exclusive characterization i can think of off the top of my head is the implication that ichimatsu got far enough in his mental health journey to see a professional but only in the dub

#ichimatsu who went to therapy but only in the dub #sorry too lazy to record the sub too but the jp line is just #'in our daily uneventful lives as neets it's refreshing to have a psyc****th like you around'#also i left in jyuushi's lines cuz i wuv dub jyushi so much he's soooo cutes #WOAH!! FOR I?#laughing bc i remember watching thi for tje first time and going woah i wouldmt have expected ichi to have actually gotten professional help #and then i went bacjand watched the sub and saw it was a dub localization and i thought this was very funny #same with totty trans implications but only in the dub #(afa i can tell the sub's punchline is just that his poetry was childish and cringe)#deeply funny to m #e

71 notes · View notes

poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

Text

Fishing Interlude

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ONE HUNDERED (+6 bonus) COMICS BABY!!!! WE MADE IT!#There's still at least 200 more to go at the rate I'm going but still! Triple digits for a comic project feels worth celebrating.#I'm no stranger to setting myself on projects but this is certainly the most adventurous and long-term one I've undertaken.#The aim was to be done by the end of September (whoops (I also took a few breaks to post other stuff)) But I'm still having fun!#Thank you all so much for joining me on this journey! I have a celebration announcement tomorrow!#Sorry this one doesn't really feel like a 'comic 100'. It's sandwiched between two comics that were supposed to be 'comic 100'...#I love how excited Jingyi is to be in the garden. And I will never miss an opportunity to have them fish.#Slowly...I am setting up my punchline with all this. I promise it's leading somewhere.#Lan Sizhui didn't fit into the frame for panel 3 so I like to think he dove in after a fish #Afterall that's were lan zhan is in this comic. Under the water. Hunting. LSZ is just following what his mentor taught him.#Sorry I broke Jingyi's characterization for this punchline. He's one of the biggest wangxian shippers in canon. But fishing comes first.

1K notes · View notes