Riddle me that, bitch - always down to go dyke toe to dyke toe in a lesbian online swordfight with our tongues. Sincerely - non-sexually, I can gaurantee you - No. You really aren't butch enough for me. If you're bothered why or mmoved to ask me why sweetly - You look butch, you better be fucking acting butch dykey too. My answers may hurt you.Ask for: Lesbian Riddler when you want to be forced to be yourself, not me.Ask for: Lesbian Jigsaw when you want to be me, not yourself.I'm too spacey to remember which is which. We'll find you, adult baby lesbian. You find you.Irritate me or imitate me - YLYL. Is that "you laugh you lose", or am I talking to myself here? To me, my kneejerk says that's "You lesbian, you lesbian." Talk to me if you "weirdly wish so so so so bad" your kneejerk was my kneejerk. You'll love how I have solved your life riddle! YLYL.Bring Me Your Broke, 'Worst', 'Most Miserable' Version Of You If You Feel Called To Do So (this crazy).You may be sooo mean, so miserably mean, you... know you're being kind keeping it to yourself. My submissions box is also a Lesbian/Queer confessional - if need anonymity, don't """Forget"" to check a box and make me lie for you. I do not enjoy lying. I love being out! Live vicariously - vent vicariously - LLL - HST. Live. Laugh. Love.
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Butcheautiful, awhh.
Chen Chen, from "weep ode #99"
#converting therapy riff#raffing#femme4butch lesbian#all poetry I read is for butch lesbians#from a femme lesbian#me#cause I just wish damn! I read that and my mind only saw butches#I read this and my mind only sees butch lesbians applying every time across every standard
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JESUS CHRIST. Something I said here, quoted first. As a Lesbian - Jesus took the wheel of my life and he's a gay stereotype He can't eve- I lead with the punchline. Father - YOU never taught even Him how to drive!?
#femme4butch#lesbian joke#lesbian quote#stewpid lesbian quote#lesbian joy#make lesbian history also fun#fun lesbian history#find me a REAALLL lesbian man off this. First tag first life constant punchline.#punchline#first punchline#lead with punchline#gender comedy#gnc#mean lesbian#annoyed lesbian#soooo real#poetry#So who taught us how to be gay and drive? Same Father that told us Literally We Have Free Will.#religious lesbianism#lesbianism as religion#they raised a lesbian in a lesbian on steroids environment and are surprised I am a Lesbian On Steroids.#LOL#boomers on facebook are always having fun#boomer on tumblr I would love to be gay and old.#lesbian mid-twenties#LESBIAN MID-TWENTIES LIFE CRISIS!?!?
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I realize now - despite all my lesbian tongue skills? Never thought I would find out my own tongue in my own cheek made me somehow misread by constantly mispeaking.
I am 25. A quarter decade old. I was out before I even knew? I tried to figure out when I was out and - oh, alwayysss, kind've? Anyways. 25 years saying I love irritating lesbians. I mispoke one time and I was so loud, it made it hard to focus, I have ADHD. I am a lesbian, I do not enjoy being irritated.
Through the process of elimination and stupidity? I had to reread that full post three times over to understand it, to slow down, and find the disconnect.
Same shit, different day. I was misreading irritates. The disconnect I had with the lesbian paragraph just re-connected myself because yeah, I say I like being irritated. Then I get irritated for real. Because.
I do not like being irritated. The. Fing. Word. I. Needed. The. Whole. Time. Was... IMITATED. I love being imitated. Only be lesbians. I love when lesbians try to imitate me and figure out through the process of elimination - yeahhhh, y'all Surely Are Not Me. You're you, I'm not so vain I want EVERYBODY to imitate me to a T?! ...or fail and just irritate me?
“For all our boyish clothes and mannerisms… we women did not pass as men or boys… our point was not to be men; our point was to be butch and get away with it… A dyke learns much of her social function from other dykes… Whether she ever has the chance to enter a Gay bar or not, she imitates dykes, not men. She may identify with traditionally dyke figures: Diana the Huntress, Beebo Brinker, Gertrude Stein, Bessie Smith, Natalie Barney, Queen Christina, Joan of Arc, Amy Lowell, Oya, St Barbara, modern athletes, and other leaders… the social message she bears and is delivering is not ‘I am a man’ but rather ‘Here is another way to be a woman.’”
– Judy Grahn
#compulsory lesbian shame#lesbian culture#lesbian is gender nonconformity ffs#lesbian#lesbian womanhood#femme lesbian#dykeposting#butch bait#im the butch bait#many ways to be a woman#butch#femme4butch#lesbian riddler#lesbian saw trap#lesbian history#lesbian culture now#WISH this was trending lesbian culture#sappho#narcissus#lesbian saw#stewpid
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