#lesbian joke

[the-lion-guard-88]

Mr. Puzzles’ teeth error in “Mr. Puzzles’ Lowest Point” looks like the lesbian flag

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Yang: Hey, Babe?

Blake: Yeah?

Yang: What's the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lesbian?

Blake: ................I'm going to regret this. What?

Yang: One's a snack cracker.... and the other's a crack snacker (snorts and starts giggling)

Blake: (shocked face and blushing) Yang!

[saminha]

Tumblr: home of lesbians

[bookmothic-dyke]

I’m a dyke with a dirk. 🗡️💫

[tastetherainbow180]

Found this and well

This is how I'm now going to explain my love towards fictional male characters😂

So here's a few of them that fit that bill😂

Of course it's the lovers that we all know and love😂

[thecanadianweeb]

you know dikke from Reverse 1999? people have been saying that she’s most likely lesbian, so i’m just gonna call her Dyke from now on.

[pronouns-they-slay]

“Are you ok?

I’m going through a divorce (my autistic gf needs some alone time) because I fucked up (it has literally nothing to do with me) and I’m going to die alone (we meet again in 24 hours). It’s been years (a day and a half) since I felt the touch of another human (we spent the entire weekend cuddling) and I don’t know how much I can take anymore (it’s midnight and I obviously just need some sleep).

[duskymrel]

Having eyes is kind of lesbian, bro. Why, so you can stare at titties?? So you can longingly gaze at a women???

[annaberunoyume]

Stephen King's Carrie, but it's a lesbian horror comedy: -Aah...My lil' wife is finally standing up for herself...🥴💞😃Come on, break her head! (Carrie returns to the table after a good slaughter, wiping herself off in vain, but smiling with utter relief and peace) Carrie: Phew...I'm beat. Wanna get some McDonalds? - (Taking a bow) With pleasure, prom queen... (The happy couple leaves the burning gymnasium)

[for-the-punz]

This dumb joke is landing well on Reddit app I'll risk posting it here too

What do you call it when a group of cuddly adorable lesbians take over your country?

A coochie coochie coup

[weirdnerdstr]

Almost told my mom I'm a lesbian today! (I asked her "what's up").

Progress👏👏👏

[skooterskootyskoot]

What do you call a lesbian with geographic tongue?

Ribbed for her pleasure

[centaur-dreaming]

I’ve just realised why a lot of asexuals are vegan/vegetarian

It’s because they don’t like meat in their mouth

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[queerism1969]

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden