#first post ay?!

[omensandwonders]

the worms in my brain demand camboy!noah

warnings: degradation, overstimulation, kinda mean!noah, choking, pussy smacking, noah calls reader bunny? i think thats it

the lights were off, save for the red LEDs stuck to your ceiling and behind your bed. who knew a saturday night room makeover would end up coming in handy like this, setting the scene for one of noah's streams. he'd always been very open about what his job was when you first started dating and you never minded, if anything you found it arousing. after months of secretly watching him stream late at night and getting off by yourself, you finally worked up the courage to ask noah to let you star in a stream. and that's how you ended up in this situation: noah leaning against the headboard, only wearing his boxers, while you were sat between his spread legs. his legs kept yours open as one of his hands pressed a wand vibrator to your clit, ruthlessly overstimulating the poor bud even as you sobbed and squirmed. noah tutted, his free hand wrapping around your throat as your eyes fell shut "none of that, bunny. you wanted to be on here so bad, wanted all the people who watch me to see you being such a whore for me. so keep those pretty eyes open for me" his hand squeezed your throat and you practically sobbed out, wailing as he finally pulled the wand away from your core. you didnt know if you were wailing from relief or from disappointment. the hand previously holding the vibrator reached between your legs, spreading your folds to show your dripping hole to the camera "look at that, isnt she the perfect little cocksleeve for me? havent even fucked her yet and shes this drippy for me" a sharp smack landed on your pussy, making you keen, hips bucking off the bed "dont worry, bunny, ill fuck this pretty hole nice and full. we're not done yet."

[sollucets]

rowan's eclipse anniversary celebration

week eleven: a scene

When I told my mom we were dating, I meant it. Akk... should we get together? Don't be ridiculous. I'm a guy and I'm going to sleep.

[eddiebrainrots]

i wanna write a smol fanfic on them so bad but like that's not my thing

but like

i'd totally write a fic of the postgame where fuyu and hajime are so relieved about remembering what they went through and their bond from the fte's and comforting each other :3

[yeonjune]

(240119) yawnzzn instagram update: Yeonjun in Paris photo by bamgyuuuu

[aye-aye-captain]

Richard Burton & John Hanning Speke | Mountains of the Moon (1990) | Part 1/2

[martyryo]

draw lesbian/female fight club :3

here!!

this was a fun concept to draw, hope I made them recognizable enough ^^

[nightowlfury]

~ "With dogs, you're always smiley." - "... There's one dog that won't get to see me smile. What are you doing here? Are you here to consult the dog since you started school three weeks late?" ~ "Just pet the dog. Don't turn into one."

~ "Why are you looking at me? Say what you want." - "... Nothing. The dog is pretty cute, wouldn't you say?"

[mirokata]

I love the proud aromantic spirit going around this aromantic spectrum awareness week, but we don’t need love to loose for our happiness yknow

just like how aroallos don’t need love to win for us for their happiness (even if they might complain about it eg. “why don’t you have a partner yet”)

we don’t gotta keep saying “love loses” as if every single aromantic person out there doesn’t love love. some don’t, that’s true and valid. let me remind you of the main definition of the word: “a person who experiences little to no romantic attraction”

“little to no romantic attraction.”

it isn’t even about love in the first place, it’s about romantic attraction. there are many other forms of love out there whether we experience it or not, and some can be beautiful. so in my humble opinion, we don’t need to say “love loses” to feel confident and happy with my aromantic identity.

[khaotunq]

Seduction 101, according to Ayan: Step 25/?: Strategic retreat. Consider whether Seduction 101 is working too well or completely backfiring.

[switch-kun]

what if i just randomly pounced onto you after a whole day of cruel teasing and slammed your front against a mirror, shoving my hand down your skirt, whispering the dirtiest things to your ear, then grabbed you by the hair to let you see how cute you look when you're all worked up, disheveled, needing to be fucked to the extent that you're so drunken out of your mind?

i bet you'd love to see me press my front to your back with my fingers slamming into you, my palm slapping firmly against your wet fucking cunt— with the other hand, i'd raise it to your lips, make you suck on my fingers 'til they hit the very back of your throat. And you wouldn't know what to focus on— the sound of me finger-fucking your pussy, or the sweet length of my fingers in your mouth? it's so rushed, so rough, but i hit your spots so well. and you get to attain the orgasm that you've been waiting for all day, with the surge of bliss rushing through and my praises pushing you further and further to the edge— and it's too good that your legs start to give out, and all you can you do is whine from the sensitivity. (then once you calm down, i'd call you a good girl and give you some soft ol' aftercare).

[quagsthecryptid]

Pspspspsps, hey Fish and Chips enjoyers. Here’s a link to a short fic I wrote this afternoon if you’re interested :)

Summary: “I’m coming back. I can promise you that. Gillion Tidestrider, I promise to you that I will come back as fast as I can. This. This is just going to be a short trip.” Chip paused, taking a breath. “And I’ll miss you too. You bastard.”

Gillion chuckled. “That’s my line.”

“Ehhh, I’d probably say it’s Jay’s, but I’ll let you take that one for now.”

or

Gillion doesn't want Chip to leave: the oneshot.

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Chapters: 1/1

Warnings: none

Words: 1001

[britneyshakespeare]

He's a 10 but he doesn't foam at the mouth when reading alliterative Old and Middle English literature

[get-shakespeared-nerd]

Hey can I request that you do "My dearest, Angelica

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day

I trust you'll understand the reference to another Scottish tragedy

Without my having to name the play

They think me Macbeth, ambition is my folly

I'm a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain

Madison is Banquo

Jefferson's Macduff

And Birnam Wood is Congress on its way to Dunsinane"

Please? Thank you! <3

Aye! Thee can!

Tom'rrow and tom'rrow and tom'rrow

creeps in this petty pace from day to day

i trusteth thee'll und'rstand the ref'rence to anoth'r scottish tragedy

without mine own having to nameth the playeth

those gents bethink me macbeth, ambition is mine own folly

i'm a polymath, a teen in the rampallian, a massive teen

madison is banquo

jeff'rson's macduff

and birnam wood is congress on its way to dunsinane

(Yes! You can!)

[sunforgrace]

all the x files exclusive people on that poll mad at destiel. I thought we vowed to do better than boomers with the these kids today just don’t fucking get it. we’re not so different you and I

[umhuhwellthen]

I'm going crazy right now researching edo period because the rabbit brainrot is strong

I'm taking notes till my fingers hurt I cant

Why am I researching fashion and color and accessory rules when neither Yojimbo or Chronicles characters follow it? Because I am an Artist(tm) and that means that I need to include details and symbolism very few if any people would get to satisfy my detail oriented brain

Also the part of me that's a history nerd

I'm almost done with Mikey's ref for the Usatello AU, working on Raph's right now.

Also the main reason I'm researching edo period fashion is because the headcanon/au of Jei the demon priest being Yuichi's parent has consumed me and I simply must make art for it so my brain can finally leave me alone to work on my other wips in peace

[colourfullanguages]

some days i feel like i was born to do great things, accomplish big stuff and other days i feel like i was just a big fish in a small pond and unfortunately here on out i'll just be a small fish in a big pond and other days i feel like i want to choose a normal life but the normal life was not meant for me because i was born to be outstanding but there are days when doing great things feel scary and i don't have the courage to pursue it so i feel i should just default to an ordinary path