#fire safety for kids

[unityrain24]

is anyone brave enough to infiltrate the usa right-wing social media spaces and talk about how kosa is going to take away their freedom of speech and violate the FIRST AMENDMENT of the us constitution?

[truths33k3r4]

Indie TMNT Comic Dub - Episode 1

HERE WE GO GUYS. 

Presenting Episode 1 of “Indie TMNT”!!! :)

@indieyuugure gets all the credit for the art and comic. I edited and Voice Acted. :) Epidemic Sound covered the music and sound effects!

I can’t wait to see where this story goes!! TUNE IN NEXT SATURDAY FOR EPISODE 2!!!

To God be the glory!

~ Melissa

[extantformoflife]

the two funniest things about psychonauts so far. in my humble opinion. (i am three hours into this game). are (1) the scene where a bully says to raz "i heard you were raised in a circus" and you the player goes. haha real original insult buddy. until it is revealed that no actually raz was ACTUALLY FUCKING RAISED IN A CIRCUS. and (2) when you go to agent nein and say "yeah i would like to fight the giant shadow monster lurking in the depths of my psyche" and he, a person who moments prior was basically goading raz into fighting said giant shadow monster, goes "what? no. i cant let you do that? no! thats against so many rules!!! you CANNOT do that!!" while raz is actively running away from him in order to get a gun license

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #128

Fic where, after a security incident in which some bozo accused Peter of trespassing at Stark Tower, Happy holds an emergency briefing for the entire SI security team.

The topic of the briefing? The absolutely untouchable, vital-to-know-if-you-want-to-keep-your-job level of importance of one Peter Parker

[nikolaiar]

The young bro au, he got betrayed and is making it everyone’s problem

[9x07]

how many times do we need to learn as people that irony and hyperbole can be harmful because 'jokes' aren't easily distinguished from genuine thoughts and feelings until we stop rewarding people for speaking or posting about violence

like even if you're joking/don't actually believe that/think whoever you are insulting is bad/immoral/fictional therefore deserves it - ad hominem attacks always do more harm to the people who share those characteristic then the individual you intend to cause harm to or discredit

[imminent-danger-came]

Part of me, deep deep down, wonders if we still may have a scene of MK on his knees versus his friends a la 4x07

[milimeters-morales]

(NOT ATSV) my ideal miguel and miles friendship (bordering on enemies) dynamic is where Miles is sort of a Mean Girls figure where he’ll say the worst things to Miguel, who actually has no problems dishing that shit right back out, is usually too fed up or somewhere else mentally to reply. They fight a lot, more physically than verbally, usually in a slapstick comedy type of way. Miles is banned from Nueva York once a month and got a restraining order against Miguel in his own dimension. His parents fucking hate him and Miguel hates them right back. Rio has tried and failed to poison him via food and Jeff is considering hiring a hitman. Gabriel is beloved by them. Miles takes Miguel’s money at least twice a week to go spend it just because he can. Miguel has tried (and succeeded once) to get Miles sick with a future illness because he figured out the lesbian bar Miguel liked to perform at in drag. Miles has cried at least once in every room of Miguel’s apartment and Miguel has been confused on what to do each time besides an awkward hug and pat on the back. People are rightfully worried for Miles’s safety at least 80% of the time but when they aren’t they’re shaking their heads at the two’s antics. They need to be separated until they have a healthy “this is a grown ass man / this is stupid little girl i don’t like at work” relationship and it’ll take an act of god for either of them to realize their current one isn’t healthy at all and has extremely negative impacts on their mental state.

[glambots]

So, most Daycares typically look after kids ranging from 1-to-5/6 years old, which means that Sun and Moon aren't just looking after babies. Mans looking after Baby-Babies. At least 10+ of them a day. That makes me wonder what their limit is. Do they have a waitlist for the Daycare?? Did they ever have Daycare assistants?? Or just a daytime security guard who watched from behind the desk? I want to know how the ins and outs of this place worked man!!

[uygfiug]

hi anna!!! for the ask game: 18 & 25 :)

hiya zip :)

18. do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens? i dont not believe in them, they could exist, they could also not exist, with the size of the universe there definitely is space for aliens, but life was such a coincidence here that idk

and ghosts, theres no way to know what happens after death. back in primary school we all believed the school was haunted though :) i think thats just bc it was literally a few containers stacked together

kind of like this, but crappier, so things malfunctioned a lot, and there was a bit of space under the school that cats ran around in, so there was a lot of weird movement & noises & the walls were so thin you could hear people piss very very clearly :(( if you happened to be in the classroom next to the toilet, so you just heard a lot

25. fave season and why? spring! i like how alive everything is, many animals are trying to mate, so theyre being very loud & out there, the plants are blooming & everything is so so green. and its right after winter, which makes it even more awesome how alive everything is, its not too hot, but not too cold either :)

[anotherpapercut]

btw I love drugs I think they're awesome and I think they should all be legal and also free for everyone

[cinnamon-bunni]

NOT okay right now im thinking abt pokemon leaving scars on their trainers + everyday, domestic problems.....

[gwenvidmultiverse]

She Mean

I just want chaos and bloodshed

@thecakeswithnocream

(Depicted)

Local artists having a philosophical debate

[icryyoumercy]

i love how the current book has so many weird book review/parenting websites going on about how it's a great book for kids wanting to learn to cook, and lacks all those modern processed foods, and it's so charming, and

this book has multiple recipes requiring deep frying. on an open fire.

[vvitchy-succubus]

Partner and I decided to do a little cock warming/ smoke session before bed. I got distracted, forgot my hair was in my face, immediately set it on fire. He had to resist all instincts to smack me in the head to put it out, and just gently tap it instead. (Yes I'm fine is so is my hair mostly). Then he made me cum so many times I couldn't think anymore.

Anyways, sometimes funny shit happens during sex, find someone who will laugh about it with you.