#this is just awful for everybody

[shortviolet]

given that two of my worst fears are dying from asphyxiation and drowning, reading about that lost billionaire submarine is a very bad idea, but i cannot help but be baffled at every choice that was made for this expedition

[noctude]

psst you should draw a creature for 7 .., if it has sufficiently creature vibes

7: jesus rabbit by guerilla toss

you infact have chosen perhaps the creaturest one

[kens-ramblings]

i <3 when tim is JANET’s son. like not the drake boy, not when he is nobody’s son. i eat up every fic that makes them basically identical and he acts just like her once he becomes CEO at WE. him pulling out the janet drake smile to put the fear of her into investors. when he pulls up to the gala and has bruce tripping bc he thinks it’s janet out of the corner of his eye. i read a fic where they had like a masquerade gala and tim wore janet’s old mask that she wore every year(and it was passed down janets side of the family which was cute) and did makeup similar to hers and the amount of people in it that were like “janet?? what are you doing here? you’re literally dead? well gotham i guess?? oh! timothy dear i thought you were your mother!!” and tim was like “oh my goodness what a coincidence! i’m glad i could honor her and her tradition so well!” and in his brain he was like “all according to plan bitch😈” and it was amazing. i adoreee shit like that.

like was she always around? no. do most people assume she didn’t have much to do with tim when she was? yes. but it’s directly the opposite. she was using any time she had with him to teach him exactly how to succeed in life and business. he can be just as calculated and cruel if need be. he has dirt on EVERYONE in the gotham elite(plus some if they are from another city and have anything to do with gotham even in the loosest sense) and he is not afraid to use it to get his way. but that’s not all did with him either. she carded her fingers through his hair and listened to him ramble about his hero’s and photography. she quietly taught him how to apply makeup when he sat with her while she got ready for galas just because he thought it was interesting. he learned how she did her hair once his hands were no longer clumsy and pudgy from youth just so they could have one more way they could bond during their gala routine. she sang him lullabies when she could. but not even jack saw that softness from her. it was reserved just for tim.

just tim and janet having a special bond that nobody will ever quite understand>>>>>

p.s. janet and bruce went to school together and she def made him cry multiple times. hence why he shits a brick every time tim goes full janet on someone in a meeting or at a gala

[tahthetrickster]

tfw you have a messy breakup in (the equivalent of) your early 20s and didn’t want to talk about it and now 400 years later everybody has gossipy opinions on it

[slurpeesoverromance]

[me with 1 hp] mari save me… mari.. save me mari..

[rad-roche]

i'm looking forward to getting to that eddie winter comic (it's on ice while i work on Other Thing) because a game can only do so much. nick gets a snappy one liner off and then the speech outside, which i really like. but a noir fan comic by a strange woman on the internet... anything is possible. what if it was hyperviolent and torturous for everybody involved. hrm. what if indeed

[etoilesombre]

You know what? People shouldn't feel bad about liking things in fandom, or creating things that make them happy. I'm absolutely vagueposting, but this really isn't about one post, it's about a tone I've noticed popping up again lately from multiple people (including people I follow and generally respect!)

-"They absolutely cannot fuck! So crazy people would think about that and be into it, it would break canon! "

-"Mod AU doesn't work, they're Serious Characters they aren't gonna run a coffee shop its OOC! "

-"Actually, fun fluffy fic about them at all during a certain era doesn't work!"

I get it. I agree with a fair part of it. People post all kinds of asinine shit that I hate actually. But you know where I bitch about it? Privately in group chat.

Let people fucking have fun. I get the sense that many people come to this fandom specifically because it's Serious and Challenging and you want to Do Serious Analysis. I think a lot of folks around these parts either are in school and not having a good time about it, or wish that they had gone into better academia that doesn't really exist, and they're getting that need met here. And that's great! For real!

But you know what else is fine? People who either don't have that need, or are getting it met in other parts of their lives, and come here for stress relief and a fun free hobby.

Of course they can't fuck for real! It's not in the text, they simply don't. But the tension is obviously written in, and playing with possibilities can be fun! Also if you can't see how it could happen and still not fix shit, that's a skill issue. Fic authors aren't stupid, we don't fail to understand canon, but not everything has to be everything all the time. Sometimes you want to do all the work and try to match the level of writing in the show, and sometimes you want to have something nice and easy. The show is REALLY well written and what it needs to be, the point of transformative works is playing with what it's NOT. Some people cope with fluff, or good ending everybody lives AUs, and it might be so totally valid to look down on that, but maybe being publicly correct might be less important than being kind?

Actually, the main thing I want to say is that if YOU reading this are a person who wants to write a cute coffeeshop AU, or be horny on main about your boys kissing, it's actually fine!! At least, it historically has been fine. This is a really small fandom now and not that many people are actively creating, please don't be discouraged by this stuff, because the people who criticize on tumblr are actually not the majority. The REASON they criticize is that, if you go to AO3 and sort by kudos, much of it is this super sweet OOC stuff! It looks like that's most of what there is, because a lot of readers in the wild who watch the show and look up fic like it!

Anyway. Let people have fun, it doesn't cost you anything, and not every thought needs to be public. It actually does discourage people.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

idw bumblebee and prowl shouldve broke up bcs he wouldnt stop 𝚊sking prowl to pause his report for just one lil astrosec so he can change his various pastel colored pens while making his cute little aesthetically pretty for no reason & very time - consuming notes with big colorful fonts & cute designs real quick

also another thought abt annoying ass bb trying to make running a literal planet cotteque so he doesn't go crazy bcs hes now a politician when all he ever wanted was to deliver mail & smile & wave at bots who call him cute ---

bee: 𝚠heeljack, im so sorry about this but do you mind repeating the time-stakingly long introduction, instruments, research references, modules, hypothesis, counter thesis, procedures, analysis, second - retrial, results, & explanation that you just spent 700000 earth hours saying because i was busy drawing a cute little bee in the corner of my notes please :] ?

wheeljack:

idw bee trying to run a planet that fucking hates him is just rlly funny to me, especially since everyone views bee as the goody character who everyone loves & he views himself as that & then they finally win this consuming war & he can reap his rewards of being loved without holding a gun & no one fucking likes him. hes even getting on his own old team's nerves & not in the loveable scamp way but the get the fuck out of my face way

[pcktknife]

being night oriented or whatever is so sucks cause i will really wake up the whole house just to make sure i get myself a snack before i settle down </3

[aphemera]

merry christmas, please don’t call but as theon and robb

[voidedjuice]

goo

[quinn-pop]

uhh. i accidentally made another comic. future au strikes back

(pt 1/3)

a question - 1 2 3

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

when I want to write something self indulgent to give me all the angsty and cuddly hurt/comfort feels but I can't because I end up feeling guilty because I'm seeking after feels that I feel in an inappropriate place because my mom told me one time when I was 15 that I shouldn't search that out or it's probably sexual sin but it confuses me because ALL the feels happen that way for me even if it's entirely platonic and nonsexual and so I don't know if it's okay to want to write to that because apparently all pleasure of any sort, even over platonic stories, is sexual or comes with a possibly probably sexual feeling and I also am having a hard time figuring out what's genuine conviction from God and what's just my anxiety/OCD/perfectionism/fear of failure

[aq2003]

it IS weird that the general consensus on twelve is that peter capaldi is an excellent actor but his episodes are bad (esp in comparison to the general consensus on series 5 being that it's some of the best the show gets) bc i am overall really enjoying series 8, a lot more than the last 3

[sleepboysummer]

im gonna literally die if i go on rtc tiktok again i have to stay OFF of there

[thefriendoforatioisdead]

I agree that Pleng is a very annoying girl but I cannot believe she was so awful that practically the entire school is CELEBRATING the fact that her parents are dead and she is without money