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Texas is opening a fossil fuel-backed business court stacked with judges who’ve represented oil and gas companies.
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Billy being the guardian of the Rock of Eternity which holds many of the most evil creatures in the world like the seven deadly sins is hilarious to me. Probably not canon but in this au every few years he meets up with the other beings who watch over a bunch of dangerous sinners. They use the meetings to share any strategies or mishaps so they can help each other be more efficient but since they’ve all been around for thousands of years minimum, they’ve pretty much optimized their systems so they spend most of the time gossiping and hanging out lol.
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#dc#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#justice league#dcu#captain marvel dc#fake tweets#fawcett city#fawcett tweets#only in fawcett#dc universe#batfam social media#batfam twitter#Gotham twitter#only in gotham#John Constantine#red hood#Jason Todd#spoiler#Stephanie brown
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More fake screenshots! These are really fun to make.
#my art#young justice#young just us#yj98#dc fanart#tim drake#bart allen#kon el#cassie sandsmark#cissie king jones#greta hayes#fake screencap#fake screenshot#dc robin#kon el superboy#wonder girl#arrowette#dc impulse#dc secret#dcu#dc comics
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Secret weapon: Those big ol ears
#Either they're faking the pain to be obnoxious or this is post power steal#both options are hilarious#batman#superman#dc fanart#dc comics#bruce wayne#clark kent#diana of themyscira#justice lords#justice league#dcau#d-art#wonder woman#the trinity#superbat#diana prince
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Hi! I love your writing so much!! I'm currently loving your freelance inventor series! I don't see a lot of danny/bruce fics so it's always fun when you post one!! What danny thinks of the justice league, does he think they're just Bruce's extreme sports friends? Or his kids friends parents?
Danny first meets Bruce's extreme sports friends when Dick plans to introduce Wally-his first boyfriend- on a water skiing trip. It went a little hair-walled due to the misunderstanding.
He had been around the manor with some free time, so he asked Bruce if he could join once Dick brought up the trip and made a comment on how important things he needed to talk about.
Usually, Danny wouldn't have bothered, but because it was so long that thier friendship had started he felt like it was a good time to ask.
At first, both the Waynes appeared to be dancing around the subject that, for a second, Danny thought they didn't want him there. Not wanting to make them feel pressured—and a little embarrassed he had assumed he could tag along—he backtracked quickly, making up an excuse about flying out to see Dani.
There was an awkward dinner that evening, so Danny left immediately. He had planned on staying the night at Wayne Manor, but he felt he had overstayed his welcome from his silly request. Instead, he rented a hotel room in the more dangerous parts of the city.
Danny had been on the hotel's phone line all night, attempting to find a plan to take him somewhere close to Dani. He could fly with his powers the rest of the way, but he needed to create some kind of paper trail.
While he listened to the hold music of the airline representative, he felt a wave of shame. At that point, Danny had only known Bruce and Dick for a year- but with various breaks in between visits- and had thought that made them closer. Who did he think he was?
Bruce wanted their relationship to stay as business associates who occasionally hung out but nothing as important as a vacation trip. Danny had just been the idiot who thought himself more important.
Well, he would not be making the same mistake. He would only come back if it involved his work and would find his own lodging from now on. The Waynes had likely not know how to say no to him.
Idiot, Danny thought, pacing in his room and wiping away tears. Idiot. Stupid. Moron. Of course, Bruce Wayne doesn't think of you as a friend! Get a clue!
"Thank you for waiting, Mr. Fenton. A first-class plane ticket to Calais, France, has been booked for you on Monday, July 7th. Would you like to make this a round trip?" the cheerful woman asks him, and he sniffs.
"No. It's a one-way. I won't be coming back here for a while." The words feel like knives in his chest
She doesn't notice as she chirps "Alright then, that has been done for you. Thank you for using Wayne Airlines!"
Ugh, he even used Bruce's planes by accident. At least this will be the last thing he annoys the man with. The following morning, bright and early Danny is out the door with his suit case. He makes it all the way to the lobby where he bumps into a fretting Dick and some red head kid.
"Danny!" Dick cries. He flings himself onto his waist, squeezing with all his might. Danny is flabbergasted. "Danny, I only wanted Bruce to go on the water ski trip because I wanted to tell him about my boyfriend! I haven't told him I was bisexual yet, I wanted to tell him on the trip, but I made him swear not to mention it to anyone else, but then you asked to go, and Bruce couldn't figure out a way to tell you no without revealing that I wanted to talk about something important-but then you got sad, and then Bruce got sad and I-"
"Babe." The redhead cuts in. "Breath"
"Danny, please don't be mad at Bruce because of me!" Dick cries, rubbing his face against Danny's stomach. "I promise we didn't want to exclude you!"
Danny's heart melts, both by how cute Dick is and the knowledge that Bruce was just a good dad and not any of his insecure-inspired conclusions. "Oh, Dick. I'm sorry you felt that. I promise I'm not mad, and I'm so proud of you. Thank you for sharing that part of yourself with me."
He leans down to hug the boy, grinning as the ten year old sighs. Then he directs a glare at the redhead. He looks about twelve and frankly, Dick is far too young for a boyfriend. "Who's this?"
"I'm Wally West-"
"I asked Dick"
"Oh."
Dick leans back. "This is Wally. He's my best friend and boyfriend! Wally, this is Danny- he's like my second dad."
"It's nice to meet you, sir!" The redhead gulps as Danny's eyes narrow.
"Pleasure." He says in a voice that means anything but. "Dick, sweetie, how did you get here? Does Bruce know where you are?"
"Wally and I...ugh took a cap." Dick everts his eyes. "Bruce was talking to his friends trying to convince them to go on the trip too. He wanted to prove you were his special friend to his regular friends."
A thrill ran through Danny. He was Bruce Wayne's best friend!? "You know I think I can take you kids back home myself. Maybe we can still make a water ski trip!"
Both boys blink owlishly. "Yeah...maybe. Let me just call Uncle Barry to make sure he's going, too."
Wally sprinted to the front desk to borrow their landline while Dick stayed behind, babbling to Danny about how he knew he was bi and how he met Wally. Mentally, Danny was drafting a lecture to give Bruce for allowing his boy to date a co-worker and friend's nephew, especially at this young age! He didn't let his thoughts appear on his face, only nodding and smiling between Dick's word vomits.
Meanwhile, on Wally's side, he uses the Justice League hotline to speak to his Uncle. His call was transferred to the meeting with all the original founders as he used the emergency code accesses Barry had taught him.
His call was placed on speaker for everyone to hear.
"Code Teal for B! Code Teal for B!" he hissed into the phone. The rest of the members sat up straighter and sent Batman looks of alarm. Code Teal was a spouse or lover who thought a hero was cheating on them because of the mission's old hours. We needed to come together to cover for them.
Batman was hiding his face in his hands. ".....Confirm Code Teal."
"Oh and before I forget Code Artificial red for Dick and me" Wally shouts, ignoring the imploding shouts from Batman or Uncle Barry.He hung up not wanting to explain that the boys had chosen to use Fake-out-make-out in order to convince Danny to stay.
He wouldn't mind dating Dick, but maybe later when they were both older. Not that Danny needed to know that.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#Freelance Inventor#part 4#Set a year after Danny met Bruce and Dick#Six months after The Justice Leauge found out Batman was in love#Fake out make out for Wally/Dick#Danny thinking they best friends forever now. He made a braclet#In the 90s the phone was a hour long wait to book plane tickets
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DpxDc AU - If his parents are going to treat him like a punk, he might as well lean into it.
Danny is getting seriously worn down by his parents constantly asking him to explain why he’s gone all the time and why his grades have slipped so far. I mean, sure, it took them months to notice, but now that they have, they’re alluding to the fact that he’s turned into some kind of punk and that he’s not taking life as seriously as he should be. This is what makes Danny kind of snap.
He cuts his hair, gets Sam to pierce his ears in a few places (which sucked but was nice to catch up with her since Team Phantom didn’t get out much anymore), learns how to skateboard and gets Tuck to help him mask his identity on the internet as he begins online protesting the unethical treatment of ghosts. He makes picket signs that he leaves outside of Fentonworks and it takes days before his parents see them because they’re down in the lab. They go back up immediately after his parents take them down, and he begins tagging buildings with protest sayings and art all over amity park.
No matter how they ground him, the Drs Fenton are at a loss as to what to do to control Danny. Jazz says it’s not her place to interfere and is cheering her little brother on for being passionate about a new hobby.
Danny’s honestly really vibing with the changes. He always understood why Sam wanted control over her own look, but he’s really leaning into the whole shebang. Ember and Johnny13 have never bonded over anything more than they have the punk transformation of their King. He’s really representing them fr fr- she taught him how to play the bass.
With enough protests about the Anti-Ecto acts, the JL step in and begin their efforts to lobby change within the US government. Constantine is up to date on the new King being from Earth and thinks they might be able to weasel out a non-apocalyptic scenario if they reach out sooner than later. A letter gets sent through the infinite realms (No way in fuck was John going to try and summon a fucking King excuse you Bats)- Danny gets the letter and decides to let them sweat a bit, sending back his own letter that just says “K.” cause he’s learned that adults/authority figures all suck ass until proven otherwise. After a few days, a portal opens up in the middle of their meeting.
Ghost King Phantom is rolling in on a skateboard, with the Ring of rage dangling from one of his ear piercings and ice crown floating above his head. He’s drinking an off brand smoothie, wearing a leather jacket that has medieval chainmail on it over his now distressed hazmat suit and his boots steel toed.
“...Sup. Y’all want to do something about this whole situation? I’m an all or nothing kind of guy.” Danny greets them. He means that he’s willing to be diligent in his efforts to disbar the Acts. It gets interpreted as him threatening to end the world, ofc, but that’s an issue he has to deal with later.
“King Phantom we have been working daily to-”
“Uh huh. Look, didn’t you guys have like a teenage group? I want to work with them, they’ll probably actually help me get shit done while you fuck around with paper work.”
#the most punk thing you can do is protest#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dc crossover#dp crossover#danny phantom#dc universe#young justice crossover#danny doesnt want to work with the authorities but is willing to work with YJ#Tim drake gets a new skateboarding buddy#danny's skateboard is kind of cheating tho cause he and it can float#kon is always down to take down a government sponsored org that does unethical research#cassie just wants to fight for him and fix his fashion choices#bart recognizes him from the speedforce and they bond over time being a fake ass bitch#i just wanted the funny visual of danny skateboarding into a meeting on the watchtower
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a what-if i've been thinking about for forever... trucy knowing the truth before anyone could tell her
#trucy wright#apollo justice#ace attorney#.png#ough ough ough how many times has she helped 'ruin' someone's life...#like what if when she was so desperate to help phoenix get acquitted she gets hit in the face with the realization that#she might just be ruining her new-found brother's life too#so yeah. how would she even bring that up#haha hey polly. remember that time i handed you fake evidence. well did you know i saw your bracelet and remembered my mom had one too. fun#by the way did you know she told me she had two and gave one to her first-born who she lost a long time ago#like do we know how much trucy remembers about their mom. no! that's why i think this could work#ough i've wanted to make this comic for so long but i never knew how to format it#well i drew the first panel as warm-up and then was like. why not go all the way....#that way i'd be forced to really think about composition
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❗️SPOILERS FOR BATMAN #148❗️
dc killing off my boy again lol :')
ty chip zdarsky for another unoriginal story arc
#honestly if they acc kill jason fr i wouldnt mind#cuz dc writers are SO bad at writing him geniunely please let him rest until an actual writer can do him justice#but also my gut tells me this scene is a fake out lol like one punch??? thats all it took to end him??#spoilers#dc comics#batman 148#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#fanatical posting
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melissa barrera’s bloody selfies from the set of “abigail” (2024)
#movie of the year fr#abigail#melissa barrera#women in horror#we stand with melissa barrera#justice for melissa#free palestine#horror#behind the scenes#horror movies#2020s horror#special effects makeup#fake blood#blood#tw blood#cw: blood#vampire horror#gore#tw gore#cw: gore#radio silence#abigail movie#abigail 2024#joey abigail#final girl#scream queen
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thinking about Phoenix Fulwright….😳
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#phoenix wright#bobby fulbright#ace attorney spoilers#aa5 spoilers#miles edgeworth#apollo justice#simon blackquill#judge ace attorney#the phantom ace attorney#ace attorney fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#dude…#when I think about Bobby I GET SO SAD#because we never knew the real him…#AND I THINK AHOUT#about Blackquill…#blackbright please save me BUT YOU CANT BC ONE OF YOU IS FAKE#SIMON NEVER GOT TO KNOW THE REAL BOBBY#I really like the theory that Bobby was Sebastian’s older brother (i haven’t played AAI2 yet shh)#and like…he would have been friends with everyone….BUT NOO#LIKE CMON I DREW BOBBY BEING AN ANNOYING YOUNGER BROTHER FIGURE TO GUMSHOE MONTHS BACK#AND THEN A FEW **DAYS** AFTER I DREW THAT I WAS SPOILED ABOUT THE PHANTOM#BY BOBBY’S WIKI PAGE#I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE DUDE’S HEIGHT AND I GOT ENDGAME SPOILERS LIKE BRO WHAT#I WAS DEVASTAED#anyways yeah thanks Capcom for putting Phoenix’s face on that body hehehehehehehehe
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practice makes… perfect⁉️ 😳💘 originally drawn for day 4: fake dating for klapollo week 2022
❤️💜 day 1: hair | day 2: brothers | day 3: fantasy
#ace attorney#klapollo#apollo justice#klavier gavin#klavier x apollo#apollo x klavier#kyodoroki#klapolloweek2022#god bless they are so fuckign stupid#sunnysidedraws#aa4#apollo justice ace attorney#fake dating#FINALLY CROSSPOSTING THEM HERE#sunnysideattorney
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Idea after binging the last days posts:
Either Cap saying that he is a pg-13 superhero, thank you very much to someone commenting on his censorship
Or he tweets that WTF stands for Wednesday Thursday Friday on his blog
Anyways, I hope you’re having a good day!
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To let this go on for three years is just cruel... Also, Billy is totally messing with them and has been the entire time he's worked with the league. He got Solomon to teach him every swear word in all human languages and a few non human ones too. Billy knows exactly what he's doing. Freddy's callout was real and he's endlessly frustrated that no one will ever believe him.
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#I’m still on a break I just had a bit of energy#so i decided to give you guys a post since I’m probably gonna be busy for a few weeks#fawcett tweets#billy batson#captain marvel dc#shazam#dc#dcu#fake tweets#fawcett city#dc universe#justice league#jl#the flash#barry allen#green lantern#hal jordan#hal jordon#freddy freeman#captain marvel jr#captain marvel junior
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its @klapollo-minibang time!!
i collabed with @strawhatsanddelibirds and @luchichufer again on a sequel fic to last year's minibang fic, and u can find the link to it here! pls enjoy reading their wedding shenanigans!! 💐
#klavier gavin#apollo justice#klapollo#ace attorney#klapollomb24#my art#pls do check out dels fic and luchis art as well !! theyre both amazing 🥺#reading last years fake dating fic and then this years wedding fic together is Such an experience ouggghhh My Klapolly .... 😭😭
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ema my beloved hater on main
#ace attorney#ema skye#apollo justice#trucy wright#klavier gavin#ema my fav hater daughter#love you#yayyyyyyyy#text post shitpost#yay#byee#daryan crescend#gavinners ocs#pls ignore their shitty designs for now#LOL#fake twt drama vs ema skye#klapollo
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Trying to figure out an Arrowette design, so here’s some art after like. Months
#art#cissie king jones#arrowette#dc comics#young just us#young justice#I haven’t drawn anything in ages so I’m a bit rusty but I love her#she’s so cool man#like if mommy issues were a real girl#she nearly killed a guy once#AND SHE GOES TO THERAPY. CANONICALLY#well actually I’m not sure if she got a new therapist#but she definitely went to therapy one time#good for her#if you ignore the fact that her therapist died. violently#retired from being a superhero immediately became a Olympic gold medalist and an actress. what a career switch#100% a lesbian#can you tell I’m obsessed with her#hitting her with the brown eyes & fake blonde beam cuz I literally cannot have all the girls have blonde hair and blue eyes#yj98
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