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Ложная история ложной республики под названием Азербайджан (Апшеронское ханство).
История Азербайджана ложна: современный Азербайджан не имеет ничего общего с Албанией: австрийский арменовед
Благодаря усилиям австрийского арменоведа Ясмин Дум Трагут и албановеда Йоста Гиперта вышел в свет англозычный труд "Кавказская Албания".
16 глав книги написаны разными учеными-лингвистами, востоковедами, арменоведами из разных научных учреждений мира.
Книга также является научно обоснованным ответом на ложные азербайджанские тезисы, касающиеся албанской принадлежности Арцаха.
"Ни албанские племена не имеют связи с арцахскими армянами, ни Азербайджан с Албанией", - утверждает ученый.
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I’m back with a vengeance. Date night love interest edition!
#fake tweets#fake twitter#swtor#swtor meme#lana beniko#theron shan#koth vortena#arcann#arcann tirall#star wars the old republic
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czechbela but they’re vilá amalka and kordulka from vilá amalká
#this originally was just a warmup doodle since i haven't drawn in a while#but since i'm a perfectionist this turned into a fake screenshot#anyway#hetalia#aph czech republic#hws czechia#aph czechia#hws czech republic#hws belarus#aph belarus#Natalia Arlovskaya#czechbela#belaczech#my art#hetalia fanart#Hetalia fan art#hetalia world stars
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ok ok so we all know luke skywalker ends up making his gay little jedi academy daycare school temple thing and i imagine he ends up with quite the list of ppl attending bc its Luke Skywalker and also force sensitives would flock to bro but then this begs the question of who tf is taking care of all them kids???? its not luke! hes very smart and very strong but i think him and his strange/ dangerous tatooine upbringing would accidently send those children to death. how was he meant to know that the bears in the forest werent friendly? hes never seen a bear before! and so on and so forth. so then whos making sure every one is alive and feeding the kids three square meals? it cant JUST be ahsoka. she'd go crazy from trying to wrangle 20 force sensitive kids and luke. hm..... maybe chewie helps? idk. give me your thoughts plz. and dont say mr din djarin madalorian bc he would be just as bad.
#how would you even hire ppl for this kind of job#NOW HIRING: daycare assistant. must be ok with inexplicably strong babies and not be pro-empire.#starting pay is 20 credits an hour. housing will be provided. location to be revealed after background check.#din you better not be applying under another fake name. you can just come see your kid. stop spamming my space email#i imagine itd go something like that#maybe#idk actually how about YOU tell ME#star wars#lukesguyliker#luke skywalker#ahsoka tano#luke skywalker's jedi temple#new republic#chewbacca#im gonna tag this uhhh#dinluke#din djarin#the mandalorian#also bc idgaf it kinda counts i say it in the tags#tatooine
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HAMAS. YOURE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING MIND IF YOU THINK ANYTHING HAMAS HAS EVER DONE EVEN COMES CLOSE TO THE ATROCITIES THE STATE OF ISRAEL HAS COMMITTED AGAINST PALESTINIANS AND THE REST OF THE MIDDLE EAST FOR 75 YEARS. FUCK YOU.
#israel has no right to exist#israel has no biblical right to anything. most of their citizens have dual citizenship and are from europe or the US. they are SETTLERS#they are currently bombing lebanon right now. wtf would hamas be doing in lebanon#watch documentaries. they teach their citizens that arabs want them dead#not palestinians#ARABS. the people they are cosplaying but of course they’re different right#they looked at footage of dead palestinians on twitter and had the AUDACITY to say pallywood#as in accusing them of producing fake footage for sympathy#the way their own government does and they blindly accept#if you killed my whole family and i was the soul survivor i would become worse than hamas#isreal has no right to exist#isreal should not exist#free palestine#free gaza#free democratic republic of congo#free sudan#free puerto rico#free hawaii
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What if the Yuuzhan Vong invasion happened during the Clone Wars. One day Palpatine wakes up and Serenno has fallen (not to the Republic) and the Core is under attack (not by the Separatists) and he has 100 panicked texts from Dooku and all the people who were at each others' throats yesterday are forced to power-of-friendship their way out of this absolute nightmare together. Cinema.
#i kinda wish the sequels had been like this? like the good guys and the bad guys teaming up against a secret third thing that is way worse#anyway#palpatine and dooku crisis session where they just stare at each other over zoom#until palps admits that this is WAY out of control#and suddenly both the separatists and the republic forces become 500% more effective and competent#because they are no longer fighting a fake war#please i want it
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#swtor#star wars#star wars the old republic#lord scourge#swtor jedi knight#swtor oc#jedi oc#kira carsen#swtor doc#archiban frodrick kimble#archiban kimble#theron shan#satele shan#fake tweets#swtor shitpost#oc memes
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#donald trump#MAGA#banana republic#FJB#Cheap Fake#god is a republican#too big to rig#Not my pic#suck my freedom#kyle rittenhouse#too big to steal#make america great again#not my image#congress
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tumblr if the french republican calendar still existed:
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to remember how many days there are in a gregorian month, u just gotta use this rhyme:
thirty days h september april june and november, all the rest have thirty one, except for february for some reason idk
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To remember how many days there are in a french republican month you just remember “30” because our calendar wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
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yeah well at least we don’t have fucking leap months
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happy birthday 2 Fromental Halévy!!! 🎉
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bro it’s already may 29, ur literally two days late
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its the 7th of prarial you american
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TIL lobster thermidor is named after the month “thermidor”… I feel so stupid
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Actually, the lobster dish is named after the play Thermidor, which takes place during the French Revolution!
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thanks, now i feel even stupider
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do french stoners think Nivose 20th is an extremely funny date????
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why would i find “20/4” funny
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friendly reminder that you don’t get to celebrate french new year unless you’re literally french or if you are invited by a french person
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As a French person, I invite everyone reading this to celebrate Raisin with us! 🍇🎊🍾
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wait werent you the guy who said napoleon did nothing wrong
#fakeposting#fake dashboard#unreality#shitpost#french republican calendar#history#historyblr#shitposting#french republic#Spotify
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Asfsgdgf Sheari has to put up with so much SHIT from these clowns. I really have to wonder what she thinks about their case as we get further in. Because, like. Anakin's in two relationships. But he only married ONE of them.
"A marriage that demands your loyalty and prioritization" surely can't be too far off when Anakin has clearly prioritized Padme by marrying her... Does Sheari ever suggest that Obi-Wan would feel more secure in their relationship if Anakin married him too? Make it harder for Anakin to leave, give Obi-Wan equal standing, (shut both their brains down by just saying it) -- or would that be outside the boundaries of what's acceptable to address?
such a good question!!!
so the timing needs to be real perfect for this whole leg of the story - Sheari can bring up the marriage before obi-wan and anakin realize she thinks they’re together but she can’t really get into the meat of the marriage issue (aka by asking why anakin married someone else and not obi-wan when it seems to be the root of a lot of obi-wan’s anxieties about future anakin abandonment - anakabdoment if you will) because if she asked them point blank why anakin hasn’t married obi-wan or shown him he loves him in some legal and binding way equal to the marriage he gave Padmé, both anakin and obi-wan are going to be like well. cause we’re not in love,,,,or together,,,, to her face
And that’s not the way the story is going to go!! So before sheari can really ask about the marriage, anakin and obi-wan need to realize that she thinks they’re a couple and then they’re going to need to decide that they’re going to actively lie and pretend to be a couple so that they can keep seeing her because they’ve already been vulnerable with her and they don’t want to start over with someone else
and before that can happen, they need to actually be vulnerable with her over an issue that they would need her to know about but would be very reluctant to tell anyone or talk about
which is gonna be forthcoming in the next few chapters (as soon as they stop storming out of the sessions)
#asks#couples counseling au#I think because it’s so not the part of the story rn#the bit where it’s fake/pretend relationship is forgotten about#but it is coming#and when it has arrived (and when anakin and obi-wan are aware she thinks they’re a couple)#then there will also be time for those questions about their intimacy and sex life#but we’re just in the opening part where we’re coasting on dialogue that could go both ways#in the ‘obi-wan & anakin’ era tag#not yet the ‘obi-wan/anakin’ tag#oh but I will write an interlude chapter from sheari’s pov#probably in between obiwan and anakin realizing and deciding theyre going to fake it#and before and or during the first session where they fake#it - just so we can check in with poor Sheari and see how the outsider feels about this insane couple#who won the war for the republic#but can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag should Sith Lords not be involved
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Texas is opening a fossil fuel-backed business court stacked with judges who’ve represented oil and gas companies.
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Day Two of making fake OCxcanon comic covers until I officially get a Star War
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One thing I like about the prequel to Yavin era is the examination of how Tarkin fucked up repeatedly. He was arrogant and entitled and utterly convinced of how right he was in all things, and it got the Empire thoroughly wrecked.
The situation depicted in TBB is kind of indicative of this. The clones, as a whole, are a truly powerful fighting force, yet Tarkin is convinced they have a loyalty problem and would prefer to stock the Empire's military with loyalists who are nowhere near as well trained. Of course, it's horrifying the clones were 'made for war', but you would think someone in Tarkin's position would consider them an asset.
No, he thinks they're basically useless, and as a result he's allowed some truly irreplaceable assets to Just Leave. Rex? Echo? TECH??? No military commander in their right mind would have let them go or, having lost them, been so inept at getting them back.
This bites him in the ass again and again, until it finally gets him killed. Sadly that takes a couple of decades, but I appreciate how TBB has been a vehicle for showing how in the long run, the Empire was built on people like Tarkin, and such systems will always collapse eventually, because they're much to fragile to stand the test of time.
#star wars#the bad batch#like especially letting tech go#he can make fake chain codes#he probably knows the Republic-now-Empire's network like#the back of his hand#and this guy just gets to leave#congratulations you played yourself
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Well now I'm just having a lot of thoughts about Crassus pulling strings for Caelius and I place the blame squarely on you!
yes YES the conspiratorial theater of politics and patronage stays winning!! ngl @hortensius' posts on caelius has created an additional caelius agenda on top of my usual crassus-conspiracy brainrot and now I keep designing illustrations with them like it's a whole series from some historical fiction romance imprint
#ask tag#drawing tag#roman republic tag#marcus caelius rufus#marcus licinius crassus#i need to finish reading this book on the catilinarian conspiracy and also unpack these thoughts about dolabella and caesar#the patronage dynamics in the late republic sure are something like wow. what on earth#anyway I have a million of these fake cover looking sketches in my WIP folder it’s becoming a problem lmao
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I AM A GOD
#swtor#star wars#the old republic#chiss#bounty hunter#star wars oc#sw oc#redraw#meme redraw#jennifer's body#fake screenshot
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