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One of my favorite things in the LOTR books is Sam being obsessed with Elven magic and wanting to see it and when Galadriel finds out she basically tells Sam "I don't know what the fuck magic is but I can show you the future in this bowl of water if you want" as if that's just a normal ass thing to be able to do.
#to be fair it is normal for elves#but literally no one else is capable of this kind of shit and it's the funniest thing in the world to me#lotr#galadriel#samwise gamgee#lord of the rings#elves#tolkien elves
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you're in her dms im in the windows screen saver maze and im fucked im so fucked please help
#adderall really feels like the limitless pill#every time i take it im like “wow THIS is what being productive is like!”#like some people thats their normal?#fuck you#no fair get down on my level
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unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat
#having a normal one abt garfield the deals warlock today lads#og post#taz#to be fair I don’t think Garfield ever technically got a Formal Description either way but. he’s just the lasagna cat#but like. fucked up and evil now.#hit tweets
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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I’m trying out Procreate so people stop giving me weird looks when they ask what I use to draw. 😭 Silver is my lucky guinea pig for testing after several intro tutorials in out to spice up my life. Please clap
Ko-fi
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst silver#it took thrice as long as my normal process BUT LISTEN#TO BE FAIR. IM ALSO LEARNING A PROGRAM THATS WAY DIFFERENT THAN IM USED TO#(i had it for a year i just never touched it 💀)#im not abandoning medibang. yet. theres still too much crud up there.
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desensitize your wizard bomb early and often
#bg3#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#gale bg3#gale dekarios#i wouldve played bg3 way hornier if gale wasn't so chaste. AH WELL#early game gale is like “wait 'wizard' is slang for incel?? wtf that's not fair” and then proceeds to have the most chaste romance#yeah bud. wizard means incel#what if gale fucked way more than any of his wizard colleagues but that still means he didnt get laid til like 25#and he's convinced he's a total chad in normal society#anyway happy valentines lol#sune
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it's all subjective
#zack and his godawful coping mechanism of Having Fun With It!~#i think he would NOT like to return to normal society.#i think he would love to continue his path of destruction unimpeded by silly social constructs such as money and laws and obligations.#ffvii#zack fair#cloud strife#zakkura#my art <3#tw blood#sorry i was just thinking about how we ALMOST got the unhinged maniac zack that we deserved in rebirth#when he ripped a WHOLE ASS LAMP POST OUT OF THE GROUND AND SLAMMED A FUCKING HELICOPTER WITH IT!!!#and he was SO happy with himself😁😁😁 UGGHHHHH WE WERE ROBBED WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!!!!! we were so close. sigghhh oh well more for me!#dark!zack au
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i’ve been thinking about the pokémon memes where it’s like playing off of that one quote that’s like ‘truly strong trainers should try to win using their favorites’ and it’s like ‘ok well my favorite is [something blatantly overpowered]’ and it’s got me curious. how many people genuinely love pokémon that also happen to be really strong competitively?
so if you will. pick a favorite pokémon (for any reason! whether it’s cuteness or strength or nostalgia etc. no judgment) then go here https://www.smogon.com/dex/sv/pokemon/ and look it up
(you’ll see something that looks like this. see where it says tier and has some gibberish afterwards? don’t worry if you don’t know what that means but tell me what the letters/words are)
also if there are multiple forms and the distinction matters to you make sure you get the right one lol cuz the tiering can be different
edit: forgot to mention i mean specifically in SV! which is what comes up by default. rip every pokémon that either isn’t in SV (it’ll say ‘national dex’) or used to be better but has since fallen off relative to new pokémon
#pokémon#pokemon#pokeposting#if you want to know what those terms mean#AG stands for anything goes. very few pokémon have ever been in here#the absolute elite. too powerful too broken#Ubers is below that it’s like the normal ban zone where most overpowered pokémon go#OU stands for overused it’s like the ‘standard’ top tier#below that is UU (underused) then RU (rarely used) then ZU (zero used) then PU (this is a pun. pee-yew. because they stink)#LC is little cup which is basically Baby Fight™️ and NFE is not fully evolved so like babies and teenagers basically#and anything with BL (ban list) at the end is like a weird in between state#where they’re too powerful for the tier they were supposed to be in but not good enough for anyone in the tier above them to want to use em#if you’re thinking these are insane ridiculous terms then i agree#slight edit i think i initially got the order of ZU and PU mixed up. so many tiers with negative mean names…#i fixed it in the poll though#that is to say PU is above ZU#and if you’re curious how tiers work. the tier a pokémon is ‘in’ refers to the lowest it can possibly go#but you can use it in any of the higher tiers if you want to (it’s just more likely to get stomped on)#so like if a pokémon is OU that means you can’t use it in UU or RU or NU etc etc#but you can use it in Ubers if you want in addition to OU#most people i believe play in OU bc there’s arguably the greatest game balance#you’re allowed to use powerful pokémon but it isn’t as run wild go crazy no rules as Ubers#i mean even Ubers has rules but. fewer of em#AG has only one rule and that’s ‘you can’t force a standstill endless battle’ lol. otherwise it’s the wild west#OU is popular bc it’s a fine mix of rules that keep the game fair fun and competitive#and pokémon that are powerful and fun to use in battle#but if you have a different style you might like playing in a lower tier where everybody is super weak#*syndrome voice* but if everyone is weak then no one is…#it’s all about scale it’s all relative#edit: KNEW i was forgetting some nuance. some pokémon are stuck in the past aka not available in SV so they’ll say ‘national dex’ oops
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You're version of Elizabeth is really sassy lol
At the end of the day, she’s still Michael’s little sister
#ask reply#seeing baby is so sassy I gotta believe in some part that’s Elizabeth’s personality coming thru#Makes sense to me in a troubled family the one daughter would be fussy#I think she’s good though I never like the narrative she’s spoiled or evil#she’s just a normal little girl who wants attention and to be loved#ALSO she probably stands up to Michael a lot#just cause Michael was a bully so in return she’s rude back to him#a fair trade I’d say pff#I’ll not take Elizabeth slander ever 😤
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"Final Fantasy 7" animation test I did with Cloud Strife & Zack Fair, wanted to see if I could make it seem like the truck was moving.
@bbongwater - Cloud Strife & Zack Fair models Retro64 - Helped modify the Truck model Aqua MIDI - Music
#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#cloud strife#zack fair#clack#zakkura#ff7 fanart#im very normal about zack fair btw
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oh boothill... :')
#getting all my emos out for him#i can normally handle my fair share of tragic backstories but this one was ouchie#draws#hsr#boothill#i want to draw him doing dumb shit again but i need to contribute the toddler daughter
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these days, the summer fan is on, and there is a little cricket in you. your mother would say you don't have ambition, but that's not quite true. you just had different priorities: for most of your life, the pain swallowed so much of your energy that picturing a future was almost impossible. it took so much just to render yourself here without evaporating - making goals always felt shallow, far-off.
at 17, maybe you would have wanted to be famous. maybe you would have wanted to kiss every woman and come home late at night and call the dawn to heel like a dog. to meet taylor swift and ask her to collaborate on poems and french-kiss in the rain. to wiggle your fingers at jealous ex-lovers while you lifted the hem of your ballgown and got out of limousines. a life of rooftops, spinning and glittering.
these days, it isn't that you're tired, but that you have learned the weight of carrying things. you have had the good times. you have laughed at the bottom of a pool. you have had your hands on the paring knife. you know the cost of it, like a carcinogen. these days, you want a life like a stone fruit. these days, you want a life that lays gently on your skin, rather than piercing through.
you are going to get a little condo with your friend. the two of you fantasize about basic things: how it will feel to cook in a friendly kitchen. the serenity of picking out wall paint colors. putting plants in the sunlit corner. you want a place that never rings in anger. where the only echo is jazz music. you want a peace like holding your head under the water.
ah. maybe your younger self would be devastated - you got boring?
she doesn't know yet. she has lived her entire life terrified, running. she has grown so accustomed to the threat that she has fallen in love with the scythe. she thinks passionate and violent are synonyms, that anything lovely has to come with a bad side. she thinks life has to break like a wave - that you need to swallow the ocean in order to stay above the foam. she doesn't know about the boat yet. she doesn't know about spending hours at home, quiet, your hands folded, finding peace. she doesn't know about weightlessness. she thinks everything good is everything sharp. that the pain is what makes something satisfying.
one day she will make cookies from scratch. one day when she breaks a plate, she will be the only one around, and nobody will start shouting. one day she will slip her fingers under the sand, and it will make sense to her. the life assembling in little shards: oh. i've been afraid of a quiet life at home because i've never had a quiet home to come to before.
the gentle world inside her, singing behind a door.
#literally spending the last 3 days salivating over apartments#alex: wanna get a house together but be normal about it?#me: IF I DONT FIND A HOUSE IMMEDIATELY ALEX I AM A THREAT#writeblr#im simply not approaching this like a normal person. but like to be fair. my office my kitchen and my livingroom are all the same fucking#10 feet#if i lie down a certain way i am in all 3 spaces. and i am only 5 fucking feet tall
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FINALLY FINALLY HAPPY (VERY LATE) BIRTHDAY ODILE!!!!!
#5 days of pain working on this. the things I do for you odile#isat#in stars and time#isat odile#day 98#I completely wrecked my sleep schedule making this! Woops. but She Is Real#The hubris of thinking I can animate a full body illustration when I barely touch after effects and didnt know how to use puppet pins at al#Apologies for disappearing for 5 days by the way. Yes this is the reason#Reposting cause hold on why didn't this show up on tags?? hey. I'm not letting this go unseen#In all fairness I went through a mental breakdown in those tags so I guess I'll be normal this time#Anyways don't be like me. Odile would want you to sleep well and rested. So sleep well
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Recognition
#I worked on this for too long and now I can't really be satisfied with it but I can accept the fact that it is 3am and I should sleep#Okay time to ramble about monsterhaul. So obviously its something of an atypical form which means it isn't included in fan content too much#but when it is usually Nemoto's (for lack of a more eloquent term) fusion gets the spotlight which is fair and cool I love it too#However there is definitely something to be explored in the fact that Rikiya represents the violation of abstinence from err. contact#Which makes him interesting to be mushed together with the very literally and symbolically touch-averse character that is Chisaki.#And when placed before Kurono there's appeal in putting two characters normally so laden with inhibitions into a#situation where those are somewhat repealed by existing inherent filth and the dispositions of a third party.#Good concept. Anyways there's also the secondary factor I got caught up thinking about in this piece pertaining to#the escalation of Chisaki's severity in action and Hari's continued support in spite of the other's ever-decreasing resemblance to#the kid he met years ago as Chisaki abandons internal and external standards#In short I'm unwell#Going to ignore this for a while now so I don't scold myself for the anatomy#chronohaul#kurono hari#hari kurono#kai chisaki#chisaki kai#orb draws#mha#bnha#my hero academia
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My apologies if someone has already brought this up, but I just thought of something quite heartbreaking.
When Wednesday chooses to go to Tyler and kiss him, that that is the first time someone, anyone has shown him genuine tenderness in many years, and from a real desire to connect with him. His relationship with his father has been poor, Laurel is preying on him, and he doesn’t seem to have any actual friends.
#wyler#weyler#goodness is that depressing#Wednesday needs to realize how good she has it in the parent department#she has two parents who are married and love each other and her very much#she wants to distinguish herself from her mother#which is fair#and normal#particularly at her age!#netflix wednesday
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Zack Fair in the latest FFVII:Rebirth trailer
#i'm so sane and so normal#final fantasy vii#ffgraphics#zack fair#ff7#gamingedit#ff7 remake#rebirth spoilers#zack#ff7 rebirth#final fantasy vii rebirth#creaciones
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