saturnaous
you should. . . read the weekly roll. . . keels over and DIES
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Spenxer Lou; My nouns are Pros and my team is He/It/Ey/Em/E/Hy/Hym. I draw, and I like gay people a normal amount(lying).From the River to the Sea 🍉
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saturnaous · 3 hours ago
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People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such
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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings
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I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right
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saturnaous · 3 hours ago
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best trope is the one where the character’s godlike power is also killing them btw. they don’t even lift a hand to kill the monster but now they’re delirious with fever. they save a friend’s life and said friend immediately finds them emergency medical care. they raze the enemy to nothing and it takes far too long to find their pulse with all the bruising. their friends just constantly having to patch them up and worrying over which feat will be their last. et cetera
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saturnaous · 3 hours ago
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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism
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saturnaous · 3 hours ago
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i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.
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Ah, it’s too late to post this on Halloween.  But here is a little story about ghosts, and roommates, and roommates who are ghosts.
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I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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cool popular yaoi. now draw them as women.
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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gets a spam call but parries it flawlessly, shattering their phone
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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i bet haunting people's guilty consciences is fun as fuck when you're a ghost
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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One of the things I loved about The Wild Robot from a writing/world-building perspective was that it was clearly set in a post-apocalyptic world, but the details were very vague, and you don't even know until about an hour in:
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"Beautiful shot," you think, and then it hits you that the whales are swimming over the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Abandoned, crumbling satellites and a sunken city. And then when we do see the human city, they freak out at the sight of geese:
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Animal-derived plague? Global warming? We don't know. We only know that something has happened. But like the general theme, whatever bad has occurred, the natural world is thriving. An unexpected positive from a history of tragedy.
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
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Albion Sankt Annen
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saturnaous · 4 hours ago
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i should be allowed to wear a sign around my neck that says "HAD WEIRD DREAMS LAST NIGHT DO NOT SPEAK TO ME UNLESS I SPEAK TO YOU"
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