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hey pals :’)

I know I’ve been inactive lately, I’m sorry. I am shifting blogs for prolly until summer if I’m being completely honest. If you want you can visit me there. It’s my rp account lol @ofawar okay ty lovelies :’)

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For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

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Newsies shitpost

Davey: you mean like a strike?

Jack: you heard Davey, we’re on strike!

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When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

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Okay ouch

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

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Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

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you want sum fuk?

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Send me a prompt and I’ll make a fanfic! (bored rn)

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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Not trying to make you do any more work or anything but like a oneshot of Jay and Matthew getting together maybe?? (no pressure)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17654171

It has been done.

(Thanks for the request 💕)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Big Mouth  Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Jay/Matthew  Summary:This is set a few weeks after season two ends for the show Big Mouth. Jay is trying to handle his bisexuality and ends up going over to Matthew’s house for a round of smooch or share (or shake your booty.) How will they both handle their feelings of loneliness (perhaps friendship bracelets lol.) 2.2k words!

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Reblog if you’re LGBTQ+ and don’t drink alcohol 🌈🤙

I wanna see how many of us there are 👌