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ilenissu · 1 year ago

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"Steve, I need you to come over," Eddie's shaky voice in the receiver made the sleepy confusion on Steve's face turn into a concerned frown.

"Wha- Are you okay?"

The loud screech, even louder thud of the phone dropping to the floor and more whimpering and sobbing was enough to get him out of bed, grabbing his bat and run to his car.

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"Eddie? Eddie!"

"In here! Hurry!"

Steve gripped the bat tighter, pushing the door to Eddie's bedroom open and looking around the seemingly safe area. Expect for the mess all over the floor and bed, and the overly spooked metalhead holding a long pole stick - where did he get that from? - perched on a chair.

"Get this spawn of satan out of here!" Eddie shrieked, and for a second Steve just stared at him blankly.

"What are we fighting?" He asked, looking around more carefully now.

"There's a MOUSE in my room," the man hissed just as the sound of four little paws hit the floorboards right behind Steve. "There!"

"ARGH!" Steve threw himself onto the bed, the bat pointed at the source of the very sound - a small, grey mouse, sitting on its back legs and staring at Steve with its little head tilted to the side.

For a long moment there was no sound - the world seemed to stop around the two men and the creature.

But that was until the mouse got back on all fours and ran to the other corner, resulting in another dose of high pitched screams and violent bat-and-pole-stick swinging.

And if Wayne came home a few hours later to Steve and Eddie sleeping on the couch holding onto each other for dear life, the bedroom door barricaded with furniture and towels in every crack, then that's for them to have to explain later.

#excuse me for this #but i had a mouse in my room and cried a little #eddie 'the edgy' munson who is scared of a little mouse #steve 'the monsterhunter' harrington #being equally as scared #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #st4 #steve x eddie #steveddie #eddie x steve #stranger things 4

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theygender · 28 days ago

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

#hate hate HATE how every time i choose approximate location when an app asks me to enable location permissions #it always immediately pops back up with 'um excuse me 🤓 we need to know Exactly where youre located actually'#like no i dont think you do actually! and yet the fuckin app wont let me use it without telling them where i am down to the meter #rambling #greatest hits #hall of fame

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bruciemilf · 1 month ago

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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18 #like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like #‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #dc #text #text post

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