#except superman and batman

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc writing prompt #20

Espiranto is ye old kryptonian (not my original idea, couldn’t find the first prompt but all credit for the concept goes to them)

Danny speaks ghost instead of english when he’s really tired and doesn’t notice. When his mom asks him where he learned ghost speak, he rambles about a ghost that taught him, and she believes it enough to not push it. she tries to get danny to teach her and jack ghost speak in order to trick ghosts, and danny panics and teaches them Espiranto gibberish, and to most humans it sounds like they’re speaking another language somewhat fluently, but it’s basically odd words strung together.

The problem is that a citizen filmed them trying to talk down a ghost and ‘succeeding’(the ghost dropped and rolled on the floor laughing for ten minutes), and posts it on the internet.

clark just wants to know who taught these people so many words in kryptonian.

[frownyalfred]

Hal Jordan, mid-Justice League meeting, just now finding out that Batman and Superman look so similar they can swap suits if needed: and you guys do that…platonically?

[haveihitanerve]

guys guys guys, you have it all wrong.

Dick Grayson does have a super.

Bruce has Clark

Jason has Bizzarro

Tim has Kon

Damian has Jon

And you know who Dick has?

Clark.

Dick has Clark. Superman was given the unfortunate benefit of having two Bats to have to defend and deal with. Superman, Clark Kent, is as much Dick Grayson's super as he is Bruce Wayne's. I am not saying this because i am a Superbat shipper, I am saying it because it is factual. Superman is Dick Grayson's Super.

Dick, Bruce, and Clark were the OG trio. Long before any other team. (besides them and alfred ofc)

Superman/Clark Kent is Dick Grayson's super.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[arkangelo-7]

I bet Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are like one of those old married couples who argue all the time but have also been married for like 50+ years and physically cannot be without one another. Like yes they’ll spend two hours arguing over whether they should watch Hells Kitchen or The Great British Bake-Off, but they also ready to throw hands the second someone suggests they take a break from one another.

[gayjaytodd]

Clark, visiting Wayne Manor for the first time: uhhh, who's in charge here?

Bruce, sighing deeply: usually whoever yells the loudest.

[superbat-love]

Lex contemplates how he, like many others, is drawn to Bruce’s animal magnetism despite the man’s efforts to make Lex dislike him. He knows how passionate Bruce truly is behind the mask.

Then we’re shown Superman when he’s talking about Bruce’s desire.

And Lex wonders if he could fill Bruce’s hole.

[bunnyathy]

another superbat concept I can’t stop thinking about

Clark writing a novel but his main lead is inspired (or literally is) by Batman.

He’s writing a mlm romance novel and the main lead is literally just Batman with a made up name. like the characterization, the attitude, the kindness, its all very much Batman. then the main lead’s love interest is literally Bruce Wayne. Clark is not aware that he’s straight up writing Bruceman fanfic.

And Bruce Wayne who stumbled upon this novel made by an anonymous writer wondering how the fuck does this person know so much about Batman??? where are they getting this very true facts about Batman?? Is there a mole in the Justice League? Bruce is aware of the Bruceman fandom and all the other shipping culture in the Justice League fandom.. so does this romance novel writer KNOW they’re actually just writing Bruceman fanfic? Sure the characters aren’t blatantly named Batman and Bruce Wayne… but if a gothamite reads this they would think this is just a Batman/Bruce Wayne fanfiction with the names changed.

Bruce investigates by becoming Clark’s writer friend and writes a romance novel with SuperBat as main leads.

Now Clark is worried because why is his writer friend’s main lead sounds like Superman? How does his friend know so much about Superman? And no Superman is NOT in love with Batman (that’s a lie)... why is his friend blatantly writing SuperBat fic disguised as a romance novel?

its a friends to enemies to lovers trope

and GOD they just won’t talk to each other about it

[angelyuji]

i was thinking abt this last night and i forgot to write it down. however, im in the bathroom peeing in one of the campus bathrooms when i REMEMBERED!

yandere justice league to me is VERY different from yandere avengers (not gonna touch on x-men or the other groups of superheroes just yet).

tw // yandere, physical abuse, manipulation, just… general yandere stuff

yandere justice league are manipulative, obsessive, and possessive, BUT they would never ever ever lay a hand on you/their obsession. like they would kidnap, manipulate, drive u to the brink of madness, but they would never ever physically hurt you. like bruce may borderline harass (y/n) at their place of work, clark may keep (y/n) chained up at the fortress, diana would gaslight (y/n) to the point where they abandon their family, but never would they cross that line of physical abuse.

but yandere avengers… they would use any tool at their disposal to get (y/n) to break. ive written abt steve already (so go check that out). but i feel like the clear difference (to me) is that avengers would hurt u to get what they want.

[charlesoberonn]

What other hero would you like to see have a "Spider-Verse" with different variations of them?

[im-a-lil-bitch-boi]

EDIT: after bein explaimed to the affects lobotomy can have on someone, ill have to amend this post by sayin i would not lobotomize the joker. i would srill do SMTH, jus not like. . . this. makin this edit as i still agree w alot here aside from the lobotomy and vegetable comment(which have neen explained to me as ableist). also another reason for this edit is so others can see this w out me havin to take this down but also so i dont have to do major edits whilst half asleep 👍

ngl of i was Batman i woulda lobotomized the joker i,f he kill my son. fuck him, and fuck Superman! that mfer aint finna srop me

Supes: u cant kill the joker

me: ik that y ima lobotomize him, he killed my son. u think ima let him get away w that?

tbh i woulda lobotomized him the 2nd time he commited mass murder ngl, i ain fuckin round w thqt shit. Barbaras not gonna become disabled bc of him, Tim aint gonna become joker jr, amd Jason sure as hell aint finna die bc the jokers gonna become a fuckin vegetable when Dick is still Robin

ALSO i woulda gotten therapy the moment i realized i was fuckin up Dicks n i's relationship. i woulda offered him to join me in some family therapy n not do wut emotionally constipated Bruce "I am Vengence" Wayne did tf

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

If DC wants to keep pushing out different types of Gotham War comics for every year, they may as well make a Gotham Batman Ships war next year. They get to make light fun of their fans. Batman is spread all over somewhat romantically like hummus. They get to bring in different heroes and Gotham villains to fight reluctantly (they don’t want the Batman they just want the honor). The batkids get to sit cute on the sidelines and laugh at their dad’s misery. It’s fun

[ehliena]

Bruce: Only CK touches my skin.

What people think: Calvin Klein

What he meant: Clark Kent

[rokon24]

Hal Jordan, mid-Justice League meeting, just now finding out that Batman and Superman look so similar they can swap suits if needed: and you guys do that…platonically?

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[sisaloofafump]

Little guys in the valentines special today

[morninkim]

In 2025, firmly into the Heroic Age, three of these superheroes become beacons to the newer generation now taking hold of their destinies.

Wonder Woman, once ascended to godhood as the Goddess of Truth as reward for her years of services to the Earth, left Mt. Olympus to return to the people. She reaches her hand out to those who need it, fostering belief in oneself and in others, showing the truth of human potential.

Batman has fostered friendships and maintains a vast network of allies all throughout Gotham City and beyond, a shining example of what human connection can do for not only one person, but many. His unwavering moral compass and sharp analytical mind make him a symbol for justice across the world.

Superman, a shining beacon of hope, the original superhero and the one to truly guide the Heroic Age. Like his contemporaries, he encourages and mentors new heroes stepping out into the sun where he is needed. The father of heroes, patriarch of the families El and Kent, his hope is one shared by all who join this extended family of superheroics.

The hope for a better tomorrow.

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

Bruce and Clark are married. Clark's colleagues missed the memo and think Clark is just too nice or scared to say anything about Brucie harrassing him.

Bruce just comes by to take his husband to lunch sometimes or stops by his desk when he's in the building for a meeting or dances with him at a gala Clark is covering but they never do anything obvious like kissing and Clark is a lot less enthusiastic in his flirting than public persona Brucie.

The logical conclusion for the people around Clark: Bruce is consistently harrassing Clark and gets away with it, too. Either because Clark doesn't want to start shit or because Brucie, stupid as he may be, is still influential, well liked, and literally the owner of the place Clark works at.

Clark, on the other hand, doesn't realize they don't know of his relationship and completely misses how concerned his friends and coworkers are getting.

Maybe Bruce knows but finds it too funny to set things straight, maybe he's not present whenever someone says anything that could clue him in on their assumption.