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Dr. “Has to get a good grade in therapy” Doran (Patreon)
#Doodles#Okay so none of them feature but uhhhh#SCII#It's related I swear lol#Damned#Finally a tag that makes sense here lol#Wander Over Yonder#Wander#I still mean Dr. Doran haha how clumsy of me :)#More concept stuff for funsies because yaayyyy#Fun to work with by design haha - he just wants to help people! He really does feel like a good fit ♪ Lovely feeling haha#Pretty fun to draw even if his design is rather cartoony haha#Realistically he'd probably have red curls but it's fun to hold some of his cartoon design elements! Wander's fur is all round like that#Freckles could be considered on-model depending on your definition lol the little patterning in his fur could count....maybe lol#So it's a bit of a stretch that's fine! His facial hair is definitely accounted for! Good good#And keeping his hat and banjo as props hehe hey if Stein gets to be all stitchy then Wander can be a bit quirky it's fine!#There's an explanation! It makes sense so it's fine! Lol#That really is my favourite part honestly it's rearranging [character] until they're puzzle-piece shaped <3 There's the spooks to it!#And I love the spooks :) The therapists get the least amount of Pain and Suffering but they're excellent spookage set dressing#Wander's great for that because he Can get a little in his head about him feeling helpful > actually being helpful#Which I think is Perfect honestly <3 He's such a great fit I love him#I didn't see much of the other therapists - Wilson got the double feature! I do want to check out the others'#But from the descriptions there didn't seem to be anyone specializing in kids' mental health?? Which is weird to me! There's kids there!#I mean even if he didn't specialize in pediatric therapy he'd still decorate his office the same way lol he just leaned into it#It's cozy in here ♪ Inviting! He wants you to feel better so badly! Please feel better#Just a totally chill guy other than the He Needs To Do Well#Hehe
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Crafting/vaccine side effects update: I am still not up for crafting but oh my gosh I feel so much better than I expected to! I did have a POTS flareup but my blood pressure never got below 100/60, so like it barely counts. I mean, the tachycardia was worse, but even that was nowhere near what it's been previous times I got the booster shots, and it's mostly resolved itself within like 24 hours of getting the shot instead of like three days. I'm still operating at a deficit of water and salt but I'm working on it bit by bit, and I was skeptical when my doc said I wouldn't need an extra dose of my salt-go-up pills* but he was right! Anyway point is no crafting updates today but there might actually be crafting updates tomorrow, which I did not expect to be saying *fludrocortisone! It helps me retain salt in a way almost approaching the normal human way of processing salt
#the person behind the yarn#the chills sucked and I barely got any sleep because I kept waking up every 20-30 minutes#but I took today off work and have had some long naps and am feeling a lot better#like. on an average day this would count as feeling pretty crummy#but for a day post-vaccine this is EXCELLENT oh my gosh#I did have to scoot and/or crawl around on the floor instead of walk this morning#but that was because when I stood up my heart rate got high enough to make me a little nauseous#not because my blood pressure was low enough to be a fall risk (like it has been every previous vaccine)#and that resolved itself by like midmorning at the latest. I was able to go downstairs and climb back upstairs at almost normal speed!#and like...between tachycardia nausea and low bp nausea low bp nausea is so much worse. so this was not bad#I know it sounds bad but like prior to today the least worst covid booster I got was the one last year#and last year my bp was so low and my heart rate so high that I had to be pushed in a wheelchair between the couch and the bathroom#because I could not walk without falling. and today I can!! I was able to eat normal food today instead of just plain rice and saltines!#HUGE improvement. I'm going to have to make more coasters for my doctor's office
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I have Defeated Office's god awful policy of attempting to desperately trying to install bullshit I don't need onto my system and attempting to make it impossible to uninstall all the random bullshit. I stand victorious with my stand alone copies of powerpoint and excel and literally none of the other bullshit. I Win.
#got a new computer at work#Need excel and powerpoint for work but nothing else#Office tried to install everything else#ended up doing the deployment method instead to just install the ones I wanted#Took way too much time but also I have no regrets#outlook can get the fuck off my computer#sif speaks
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The Emotional Support Tapir is ready to be mailed 🙌
#awi#my art#joanns didnt have the fabric i wanted in white??? so brown and orange it is 🤷♂️#i already warned my sister she'll need to stuff the plushy herself#but she's been looking for something to use her scrap jar for so it works out#im p proud of this#my first time using the sewing machine completely unsupervised. and with curves!#and it came out looking v comparable to the original Emotional Support Tapir which is excellent#not looking forward to that stupid customs form i'll need to get at the post office tomorrow tho 😩
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Today at work I tried to talk about how the value of art is not in the product but in the sum of the work that went into it (and therefore AI can't replicate it sufficiently just by answering a prompt and generating i.e. a movie in a not so distant future) and my colleague, who I like very much, almost looked at me with pity in her eyes, because apparently the concept was very avantgarde to her
#for context it's an office job but the firm is about education. what we do helps schools; kindergardens; refugee homes etc.#so my colleagues are mainly white liberal leftist women with equally little understanding of technical stuff and art#and i'm over here with my fixing-your-excel-and-helping-you-work-better image like 'guys i studied philosophy actually😔'#thankfully i have one (1) colleague i went to uni with who knows very little about AI but her first instinct was disgust and irritation#YES THANK YOU MARIE#turns out she's proud of her email writing skills and doesn't want to be devalued by AI#very valid#i'm taking AI to the ethics committee now that i'm luckily part of
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Also I'm beginning to regret getting a job
#vi rambling#ITS NOT AS COOL AS IT SOUNDED. UGH#art archive. sounds cool. well sadly my country sucks and so does approx 80% of its culture and its in my university and they too suck.#THEY WONT TELL ME WHAT MY PAY IS? they operate with this fuckass website that doesnt seem to work al#and now says i cant work over 20 hrs a MONTH? THEY SAID ITS 20 HRS A WEEK. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU#all of this sounds suspicious as fuck i know honestly if i get my paycheck and it's actually what it is ill quit.#work itself is very convenient though. sitting in a ridiculously air conditioned office and sorting things in excels. could be worse.#excels...? i dont remember the spelling
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#Finance#Business#Work Meme#Work Humor#Excel#Hilarious#funny meme#funny#accounting#office humor#dark humor#politics#consulting
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everyone say well done charlie for going into the office twice this week!!
#wish i could record a voice note in the chat to explain all my feelings#work day isnt over but im leaving the office early to avoid rush hour traffic#had two excellent 1-2-1s my team leader was lovely and my coordinator made me feel so much better about that new procedure#im so so so so tired though#my amxiety meds make me feel so tired its like my eyeballs are melting out my face sometimes
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I have to be honest. There's this cute guy who works as an in-school emotional assistant to kids at the high school. He's really cute. He has an Irish last name too I think I should bring him home to my parents
#grammy are you seeing this#grammy up in heaven you seeing this?#tales from diana#im not even at work today i took the day off#kaily and i got dunkin donuts this morning it was excellent#i bought three donuts. ate 2 and saved one for my mommy#i just keep working near his office lately so i see him pop in and out of there im like daaaaamn#there must be something in the water in the 300 hallway
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Song of the Day: April 23
"Lion's Den" by Jhameel
#song of the day#there's unfortunate interpersonal politics in the on-campus office! how exciting! I don't want them!#I spent the day constantly being asked to prove that I was working and not doing anything suspect on my computer#and since tumblr is quite a suspect thing I could not do it at all#worked on the idiot project. decided I was going to turn into a hermit crab and live in my orange soda can. ate bread. reconsidered.#came home and found a cat on our porch! a lovely tortoiseshell#nobody we've ever seen around the neighborhood before. very polite moderately friendly moderately clean. probably an outdoor pet?#if it were more feasible I'd have brought her inside but alas#she ate an enormous amount of kibbles and indicated great contempt for my bowl of water and eventually melted into the bushes#I'll check for her again tomorrow#tomorrow morning I'm going to have a meeting with someone who will both validate my disdain for the idiot project /and/ help with it#it's going to be so good for me#anyway this song is amazing. one of the few I reliably play loudly#excellent chorus. builds on itself wonderfully#'I don't wanna lose myself / I don't even know how to not be my own enemy#I don't wanna lose my health / I don't even know where to run from my own memories'
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the boys' first commentary on keating's lessons being cameron and neil saying 'that was weird' / 'but different' is getting to me like the entire film is a narrative on the suffocation of heavy academia and how it prioritises certain subjects (medicine, law, business, engineering) while condemning creativity and passion and how institutions are promoting conformity and grades-over-wellbeing teaching methods more and more as you both move up the elitism scale and as time goes on, and how that was okay for these kids and like so many generations before them they were going to let it happen to them, but one teacher was different. one single teacher told them to seize the day and make their lives extraordinary and he made them look directly at the state of things, and for a little while it was beautiful but they're just kids; how could they ever change things? and sure enough it catches up to them and the institution wins because it always does and suddenly the suffocating thought of what neil is so sure his life is going to be is so daunting and terrifying that he cant even face it
#he's just like me fr just without the gun#like yeah the world is actually a harrowing monotonous place and my generation is the last one to play outside as children#and if you dont chase a certain career path or excel in certain subjects then you're deemed inherently lesser#and your success is measured by your bank account and there is no warmth#like damn this film realeased in the 80s and set in the 50s had no business capturing the terror of being young in our society so perfectly#the ONLY saving grace is the 'o captain my captain' scene at the end#it's proof that the beautiful passion-filled independent lives the boys dreamed about#dont just become food for worms and we dont just go right back to the beginning#there's hope at least even if half the time im too busy BAWLING MY FUCKING EYES OUT to even see the screen at that point#godddd girl watching this doing an 'academic subject' that you despise and on bad days think might be the thing to beat you#but you do it anyway bc you're stuck now and besides your parents kinda made you do it when all you ever wanted to do was write#but that cant happen bc writing isnt 'good' the way economics is 'good' and maybe#maybe all that'll happen is i'll lose and start a career in business and work an office job for two decades#in a world that's melting and owned by corporations that want to bleed me dry#maybe that's all there is#i need a fucking cigarette#dps
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I'm an argumentative bastard just like both my parents but I try not to get into fights too much because a lot of arguments just turn into a waste of time but fuck man. It's really hard sometimes.
#chit chat#work stuff#'unskilled labor' is my secret communist trigger phrase and one day I'm gonna get fired#for yelling at a fucking office manager customer about how I know damn well how to keep employees in line and file paperwork#but I'd sure like to see him throw freight for ten hours a day every day for a year without cracking#and I'd like to see him get screamed at by a customer and have a portable grill thrown at him and not see him lose his cool#and I'd like to see him drive our assortment of forklifts through a store at 2pm and not hit anything or any customer not paying attention#not only is this skilled labor but im DAMN skilled at it#and he wasn’t even talking about retail specifically he was talking about mcdonalds#but i know what office work entails because I've done it and it's also half my job here#and 16yo burger flippers do a lot more have a lot more skills and risk a lot more danger than fucking working on microsoft excel all day#and yes a lot of office work is necessary but it's not fucking better than retail or food service#and I hope all his computers have slow internet for the rest of his life#jfc
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Sincerely as a former user of both Excel and sheets, it is nuts how much easier libre office calc is. Not in the typical way that certain things are easier to access but moreso that the formulas and ways things are set up just work with my brain better. I never really had much need to learn formulas in Excel because there were so many and the layout felt over complicated, and don't even get me started on sheets. But with calc, there's a lot more freedom with the formulas and a lot of the skills you have from either of those other programs carries on here. Not a super big point or anything to this post, just simply very appreciative of what calc can do.
#twist rambles#like. obviously i use it a lot to format data. and i was looking into how i wanted to compare two lists bc i need to see the duplicate#issues between them. I don't want to do that manually lol. and there are so many tactics that just work out there.#like. I think in some ways u do have to fight w calc a little bit. i did a school project where we had to do a timeline and where excel has#that feature built in. calc does not. i had to spend an hour familiarizing myself with the formulas and digging on old forums and that is#simply more enjoyable to me bc i walked away with much more knowledge of the program than ok click 2 buttons. i work w spreadsheets often#enough that familiarizing myself w the formulas and different tools honestly is more helpful than it being one of the billion menu options#plus libre is free and has a ton of manuals online. which is great. and it runs better on any machine than office#^ was just thinking about all of this bc i like. didnt have the desire to learn with other sheet programs but i do here. its rewarding
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work vent but. consistently frustrated that i’m kept off of various surveys despite my background making me better-suited to it than the colleague who does keep getting assigned to them. not to mention i actually want to do that kind of work.
its frustrating being, as another colleague calls me, “the little man on the totem pole”, as in since im the newest i get last dibs, which to a degree makes sense but like. why did everyone else get to choose their niche and mine was assigned? why don’t i get to choose?
#river babbles#i shouldnt have excelled at education so they’d let me out in the field more#it’s frustrating that said colleague is given the option to refuse to do education#i dont have the right to choose which assignments i take on#this is also the same colleague who will come into my office while im working and talk for HOURS on end#speaks volumes to her work ethic but also interferes with my work#hard to concentrate while also playing personal therapist#i dont dislike her im just really frustrated by the situation
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So I'm writing a 00q fic centred around...err...MS Excel, and not only did I have to google 'disadvantages of Excel' to support Q's anti-Excel rant, but I also gave myself a coughing fit bristling over some of the entries in Google
#excel is difficult to troubleshoot??? tell me you lack office competency w/out telling me you lack office competency#excel is unsuitable for remote work????? IN WHAT WORLD
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