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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

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Dua Lipa, “Levitating” - Animated MV

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Levitating

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Let her in!!!!

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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Im ill and i have a duvet and a blanket and my big ass goose plushie on me and im still cold as hell…….where is william webb ellis………

noo i'm sorry to hear you're ill :c William would absolutely do his best to try to make you feel better! he's an athlete, after all, so he knows how to keep the body going! he'd probably make a fantastic cure-all soup, although he probably swears by a strong hot toddy as well.....maybe stick with the soup 😬 fortunately he also gives GREAT massages if you're feeling achy, but otherwise he'd be more than happy to just cuddle to help keep you warm UwU

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not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers

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me when my disabilities disable me:

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awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

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collector of small and meaningful objects (with no inherent use other than to make the heart glow a little softer)

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you can specify heterosexual characters it's fine.

a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t

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guys my favorite artist on BlueSky followed me back im

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what if it GETS her though 😥

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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go