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Don’t buy a taser. As soon as you let off the trigger, the guy can get up and run for you. Tasers are for cops to get a perp on the ground so they can cuff him.
If you want to buy mace or pepper spray, buy a gel rather than spray. Spray can blow back on you. Pepper gel/spray also expires. Replace yours after a couple of years.
In over half of states you don’t even need a CCW permit anymore, but it’s not a bad idea to get one anyway.
If you’re going to buy a gun, buy self-defense insurance. Several companies offer this.
Remember, hell hath no fury like the ass-kicked liberal.
How to survive the next 4 years.
- Get in the gym and start working out and lifting weights.
- Learn self-defense like boxing, kickboxing, jiu-jitsu, kung fu, etc.
- Eat healthier.
- Purchase mase, a taser, a retractable baton, or some other non-lethal weapon.
- If you feel comfortable with one, buy a gun, get it registered and legal, and learn the basics of firearm safety.
- Get a CCW.
- Don't be stupid.
These next 4 years aren't going to be a joke, and you're better off being safe than sorry.
(This message is especially going out to the libs that are scared of firearms or confrontations. These folks ain't playing. And being soft is what got team Blue in this situation in the first place. Stop being soft.)
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do most of these "declining birthrate bad" morons realize that they're mourning the decline in teenage/child pregnancies?
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What was it that Trump said? "Hitler had some great points" or whatever?
#donald trump#republicans#republican#trump supporters#conservatives#conservative#trump#immigration#deportation#nazi
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#Work humor#Just a joke#funny#funny meme#office humor#dark humor#politics#Politics#Republican#Democrat#Liberal#Libertarian#Conservative
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“The paradox of conservatism is they want being normal to be punk. They want to rebel against authority while being the ones in power. They want to be rugged individuals and they think everyone should be the same as them. They want to overcome adversity while staying in the majority.” -@innuendostudios on twitter
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Tell me again how Biden stumbled on a few words.
Ashamed of my country.
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#politics#donald trump#democrats#joe biden#potus#trump#democracy#recall every republican#republicans#scotus#heritage foundation#gop#conservative#election#rfk jr#jd vance#vance#kamala#vote kamala#kamala harris#kamala 2024#kamala for president#harris#walz#biden#president#defeat trump#fuck trump#trump 2024#president trump
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TRUTH! 💯⬆️
#politics#republican#conservative#trump#news#america#fox news#trumptrain#trending news#maga#maha#trump2024#trump 2024#fuck liberals#liberalism is a mental disorder#liberty#freedom#election fraud#voter fraud#fraud#merica#2nd amendment
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These people never seem to tire of showing us what complete pieces of shit they are!
#Donald Trump#Trump#Ann Coulter#Coulter#Mike Crispi#Crispi#Jay Weber#Weber#autistic#Autism#non-verbal#Gus Walz#Tim Walz#Walz#ManChildTrump#Republican#Republicans#GOP#Conservative#Conservatives#MAGA#MAGA Morons#ADHD#learning disability#disabled#neurodivergent
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And our CO2 output is BELOW what plants need.
Doesn't this seem to say something rather contrary to what we're usually being told?
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jd vance openly admitting on national television that he views immigrants as subhuman to americans is fucking crazy
#mask off#jd vance#vice presidential debate#tim walz#2024 election#donald trump#trump#kamala harris#harris#trump vance#harris walz#republic#conservative#democrat#liberal#american politics#immigration
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What is so fascinating about the anger and venom that we see on social media in the wake of Donald Trump's victory is that it is not merely partisan political anger, which is fine and to be expected. Call Conservatives whatever you like. But what we are seeing are women denouncing all males, black women denouncing all white people and all black men, and other minorities denouncing Latino men etc. This is a rage and a hostility that is leveraged across sex lines, racial lines, ethnic lines etc. Everyone resents and blames everyone else as a group.
It is a revelation of something that I have said for years. There is no true unity on the American political Left. It is instead an uneasy and fragile coalition of groups united by a fear of a common bogeyman. And people who are not motivated by fear, bitterness, anger and resentment are increasingly disenchanted with the modern Left, which by its ideological design puts one group against another instead of unifying human individuals under a single flag.
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Stay classy NYC, stay classy...
#Republican#Democrat#Liberal#Libertarian#Conservative#funny#dark humor#politics#anticapitalism#capitalism#socialism
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