#evil witch of the west

[illyanarasputinfan]

Agatha All Along (2024) Marvel Television

[oautincorrectquotes]

Regina: Okay, how do I flirt with Emma?

Zelena: Just try complimenting her.

Regina: I can't compliment her, she might think I like her.

Zelena:

Zelena: What the hell is wrong with you?

[geekverse08]

Joe Locke, Sasheer Zamata, Patti LuPone and Kathryn Hahn on the set of Agatha All Along episode 7🔮

[slashingdisneypasta]

Thinking about different fairytale/storybook villains reactions to someone drinking a love potion and accidentally falling head over heels madly in love with them.

(Yes this prompt comes from Strange Magic)

Including; Inkubus, any incarnation of the Big Bad Wolf or the Phantom of the opera, Evil Queen's and Evil Princes, Wicked Witches (West, East, Ursula, Mim, etc), Evil Fairies, Hades, Severus Snape, Fenrir Greyback, Slenderman/Brothers, Captain Hook, Dracula, etc.

[wicked-storybrooke]

Ouattober 2023 Day 13 - Family

"Go on, you monkey. You get on that bike... and fly."

[caswensworld]

They’re all sisters

Evie’s her niece

And she’s still a terrible mother

[idyllphile]

someone: we're going to kill you/your dad, Nacho

Nacho:

and then somehow they don't immediately take it back and apologize and kiss his boo boos? what's wrong with these freaks

[grtmnick]

Emma Swan was convinced that her girlfriend, Regina Mills, had extended an invitation to the famous Mills family Halloween costume ball out of either deviousness or spite.

For Emma, the event was a veritable minefield of potential social awkwardness, only with explosives of a decidedly different sort.

As the blonde's gaze scanned the ballroom, she suffered a heart palpation upon her noticing of the Mills ladies rather provocative choices in costumes.

But, backing out after already arriving was impossible.

Emma instead took a slow, deep, and determined breath, then girded her loins for the immense challenge before her.

(Image source unknown, but thanks to whomever first created ^^!)

[peachyfuck18]

Horror Icons and their relationships with each other

•At first you think these two hate each other but in reality are the most chaotic of besties

•Help each other when their in the mood to look for victims

•gay/lesbian friends that judge str8 ppl 24/7

•literally the goth/bimbo friendship trope

•double dates with Stu and Needy and just shit talking the other couples while Stu and Needy compete for who’s the best partner

•literally like Jake/Lady Rainicorn

•”Someone will die” “Of fun”

•these two are literally making out every chance they get

•At first hated each other but now they can’t keep their hands off each other

•Herbert is the girlboss Ash is the malewife

•have beef 10000% like ON SITE

•Dean thinks Patricks an insufferable asshole while Patrick thinks Deans a dumbass hick

•the minute Patrick starts opening his mouth to insult Dean (ex white ghetto hood rat) Sam is holding Dean back with all his might

•think of that one Jojo walking meme and it’s literally them

•Will only work with each other if their forced to

•Like Patrick and Dean they see other it’s on site

•Elaine thinks Baby’s nothing but a hoe and Baby thinks Elaine’s an god forsaken pick me

•Elaine’s tried to curse Baby multiple times but it fails. Every. Single. Time

•Forget cat fights when they fight it’s WWE meets BGC

•Baby has stabbed Elaine multiple times but for some reason she can’t die

•Hayley is constantly trolling Kurt on any site

•Reddit, Discord, Twitter doesn’t matter she’s making his bitch ass cry

•Kurt is like Sneako when he reads Hayley’s comments meanwhile Hayley is trolling his live as well

•Kurt can’t handle the fact he’s being bullied by a 12 yr old

•Hayley is laughing behind the screen as his incel bitch ass cries like the bitch he is

[mamisfavmosherz]

ONCE UPON A TIME MASTERLIST

The people below are the ones I will 100% write for! Feel free to request other women, tho and I'll let yall know if I'll write for them or not! <3

REGINA MILLS/EVIL QUEEN

~Coming Soon~

ZELINA/WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST

~Coming Soon~

EMMA SWAN

~Coming Soon~

TILLY/ALICE

~Coming Soon~

MARGOT/ROBIN

~Coming Soon~

RUBY/RED RIDINGHOOD

~Coming Soon~

[oautincorrectquotes]

Emma: I'm about to do something incredibly stupid.

Zelena: My sister has a name, you know.

[vertigoartgore]

J-352 : All the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs, one episode at a time (14).

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 1X14 : Josh is Going to Hawaii !

Director: Erin Ehrlich — Writer: Sono Patel Aired: March 7, 2016 — Season: 1 — Episode: 14 — Nielsen ratings: 0.81 Description: Rebecca is convinced by Paula to chase after Josh who is going to Hawaii.

Song #39 :

"Gettin' Bi" Performed by: Darryl Whitefeather Writers: Rachel Bloom, Adam SchlesingerDarryl announces his bi-sexuality to his staff

Song #40 :

"I'm The Villain In My Own Story" Performed by: Rachel Bloom Writers: Rachel Bloom, Adam SchlesingerRebecca considers the possibility she isn't the hero.

Next : Josh Has No Idea Where I Am !

[castratedvader]

me watching erotic movies:

[treatian]

The Chronicles of the Dark One: Domestic Battles

Chapter 81: Final Goodbyes

He sent Hook to wait in isolation for the sun to set and his life to come to an end. He had many other things to do in order to prepare for the night. At least, he thought he did. But then he started to go down the checklist once more. Belle was still at their house, probably preparing herself, but a wave of his hand at home would see all he had to do done in a heartbeat. Things were prepared for the ceremony tonight. He had his dagger, just as he always did since Zelena, and never would be again after tonight. After tonight, he wanted to stop on some bridge in the middle of nowhere in the darkest part of the night and cast it off, never to be seen again. The hat was ready; charged and waiting to harness the energy of those it had consumed. Hook's heart was safely tucked away, just like the person himself. The spell tonight required no other ingredients, no other talismans, nothing fancy, just power and a sacrifice.

And so, he sat there. In the back of his shop, he sat there looking around the place that he'd had a soft spot for since…maybe the beginning. He did love this place. It was dusty and cluttered, much like his mind. But in the same way, it also contained the answers to so many questions and problems in this town. He wondered what would happen to it when they finally realized that he and Belle weren't coming back.

He had a hope, somewhere, in the back of his mind that Henry might adopt it. With all the treasures and magic and artifacts in this place, he'd probably love it. Maybe he'd even find what he had been searching for these last few days, but…

It was likely for that reason that Regina would tear it down.

That gave him an odd smile.

Not the thought of the shop being torn down, that nearly filled him with sadness. No, but the thought of how far Regina might go to keep Henry away from the magic within it…that made him smile.

Of course, that would require she know about what Henry had been doing these last few days. He'd hardly seen Regina since the Snow Queen's arrival. He knew that she'd been distracted by Marian's arrival, but how distracted he wasn't entirely sure. He knew that she and Henry were on the rocks just after he'd been married. But…

Now that he was standing here with nothing to do and thinking things through, he was suddenly overcome with an unexplainable urge to do something he hadn't thought about until now. Say goodbye.

It was selfish, Belle wasn't being given the option to say goodbye to anyone, not the way she would have wanted to if she knew this was likely the last time that she'd see them. He shouldn't have that opportunity either; it was only fair. Besides, he couldn't. The only two people in this town he felt some semblance of connection to were Henry, who would likely go straight to Emma or even Belle if he said goodbye to him. And Regina. Who…

Might actually understand. Maybe. As someone who was currently struggling with happy endings, she might just be the only one to understand and accept him taking Belle across the town line chasing one of his own. And as someone who had struggled with finding a happy ending of his own and was about to get it, he felt oddly responsible for his former pupil. Like he owed her in some way. To give her hope and show her the true way to get what she wanted. Not to mention anoint a successor. Someone in these parts needed to be the big, bad villain. With him gone, it might as well be his student.

And, if Henry was up to something with magic, and Regina didn't know about it, he did feel duty-bound to inform her.

He stood there hemming and hawing, going back and forth between conviction and uncertainty for a long time before he decided to track her down. From a distance, of course, just in case he was wrong and she was busy helping Emma and the others get their friends back to Arendelle. He used his magic to conceal himself, and when he arrived, he found himself…at the town line?

Of all the places she could be, and yet…there she was. There they were. Robin Hood, Roland, and Marian, all huddled together by the town line. Will Scarlett was there, talking to the family under the watchful eye of more Merry Men. And there, in a parked car, keeping her distance but making no attempt to hide herself, was Regina. What an odd sight…

He wasn't sure if it was curiosity or that desire within him that dropped the concealment spell and propelled him forward, into her car.

"I hate goodbyes. Don't you?" he muttered as he closed the passenger side door.

"If you've come here to gloat, I'm really not in the mood," she responded with obvious disdain. Gloat? Over what? Apparently, he just couldn't get his tone right today. Perhaps that was what happened when people got everything they wanted. That would certainly explain the swagger so many heroes like David and Emma had when they walked. "What do you want?"

"Belle and I are taking a trip. I came to bid you farewell."

"Have you been under a rock all day? There's a curse on the town line. If you leave, you can never come back."

Ah…so she knew about that, too. Maybe he would get the goodbye he wanted.

"Hence the goodbye. But before I go, could you pass something on to my grandson? Tell Henry I'll miss him…and his uh…charming attempts at snooping around my shop."

There. He'd done what he needed to do. Informed Henry's responsible party about-

"You knew," Regina muttered.

No, she hadn't just whispered the words; she'd uttered them with surprise! As if…as if she herself hadn't just known what Henry was doing but had been a part of it! Why?

"Oh, I knew. Perhaps you can tell me why?" he asked as calmly as he could muster, wondering just how much of a role Regina had played in turning his own flesh and blood into a spy. Really, she should have known better.

"He was looking for the impossible…my happy ending." Regina let out a small laugh of derision. "The Storybook has me written as a villain, and villains always lose, so…he thought you might have a clue as to who the author is so I can make him change that."

"Intriguing idea," he admitted with honesty. It wasn't a half-bad conclusion his grandson had come to. And because his shop was what it was, seeking out those answers there wasn't the worst idea the boy had ever had. "But, alas, I've no clue as to his identity."

"I know. Villains don't get happy endings."

"It would appear, in your case, that that's true."

In her case, most certainly. He wasn't quite sure what was happening here, but he was slowly beginning to make some assumptions based on her mood and what he could see. He knew that Marian had been touched by a curse from Ingrid, and Regina had been working on healing that. He still smelled magic on Marian, even at a distance; perhaps Regina hadn't gotten it all? Or perhaps it was residual from Regina's magic? It did smell a bit like her, he supposed. Either way, she looked fine as she was, so he could only assume that Robin and Marian, and maybe even Regina, had decided that they couldn't live in this town together given their relationship, and this was their goodbye. It would certainly explain why the Merry Men looked like Less-Than-Merry Men. And why Regina assumed he'd come to gloat when she wasn't in the mood. Perhaps he'd gotten here in the nick of time.

"You and Belle seem…content. How were you able to get one?" Regina asked with a hint of desperation in her tone.

"Because I took it." Or at least he would, in just a few short hours. "And quite frankly, you should stop moping and do the same thing. I mean, if this Marian died, all would be well, would it not?"

Regina looked through the windshield to the woman in question, knowing what he knew full well. She could do it. Here and now. All it would take would be a bit of magic to stop her heart or close her windpipe. They could say she got stung by a bee and it was an allergic reaction, the stress of time travel, an unfortunate side effect of too much magic in her system, anything! It would be so simple! She could have everything she ever wanted, just like him! But…

"That's no longer me," she concluded sadly.

Well, wasn't it a pity for her then…

"Being good doesn't mean good things will happen."

"This sounds like the old Rumpelstiltskin talking. I thought you changed."

"More like evolved. Coming back from the dead and being a slave to the Wicked Witch tends to do that to you. But if you don't think villains can get happy endings, just watch me take one. There's no author of my fate, no Storybook with my destiny. I've been a villain a thousand times over, and yet I'm about to get everything I desire."

She looked at him skeptically, in utter disbelief, and so he reached down and took her hand. He squeezed it tenderly, something he'd rarely let himself be with her. "As unbelievable as it sounds, I want the same for you."

And before he got too sentimental to regret it, he got out of the car and left.