#everything is so slow

[moomoocowmaid]

Me: If I could live in 2x speed, I would—even if it cut my lifespan in half

The evil opps who hate me: 2x is toooo fast, what about 1.5

Me: Stfu normie

[mzcain27]

God forbid I ask my 11 year old already refurbished laptop with a different hard drive in it to do anything

[wolven-maw]

going back to elden ring after playing bloodborne a bunch feels like playing with weights on lol

[toyducks]

made my own prefall/angel lucifer design

[may12324]

Eadaz and her queen

[all-ringils-blazing]

He is gorgeous, my heart melts !!!!!!! 😭😭😭❤️

WHERE IS MINE ?????????????????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Let’s fucking go!!!!!!

[theabigailthorn]

British producers be like: THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!" SIX MONTHS LATER UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."

American producers be like:

THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET: Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood! DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES: Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!

[thelittlestspider]

i hope they can fix my phone. i'm so tired of using browser.

[emberglowfox]

who are you, when everything’s changed?

[pharawee]

"Will you be my boyfriend?"

—MONSTER NEXT DOOR · Episode 7

[slugpup2]

still feeling sick, here's a vid of all the covers of pass on (as of now) playing at the same time i made a while ago

[artist-rat]

also recreated one of my d&d characters, knell, & his void kitty, knead, in bg3. and lol, since i cannot have a black cat i downloaded a displacer beast mod instead

[cubbihue]

Hm. Could've sworn his name was different. Did it ever have one?

[redfishdeadfish]

does anyone ever feel that they’re like. too neurodivergent to fit into normal society but not neurodivergent enough to relate to other neurodivergent people or is that just me

[monstermonger]

Hello!! In your banner, what is the black and purple bird called? I recognise the blackcapped chickadee and the wren (?) but im not sure what the third bird is :O Thank you!

LOL omg no problem :D i’m happy to share!!

Birds (left to right): black-capped chickadee, steller’s jay, red-breasted nuthatch (my absolute favorite bird)

Here’s the plants too because why not c: (left to right): sugar snap peas, parsley (flowering), thyme, rosemary, chives (flowering), marigolds

[avalencias]

yes I was inspired by the latest chapter of this fic, no I don’t want to talk about it.

(fic by @picturesofthegoneworlds)