#too slow?!

[theabigailthorn]

British producers be like: THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!" SIX MONTHS LATER UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."

American producers be like:

THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET: Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood! DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES: Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!

[colorstrike624]

No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.

[ionomycin]

a lord and his knight

[zooophagous]

I wish people understood more that animals go through puberty just like people do, and that "teen" animals will have new and often unpleasant behaviors as they grow and try and figure out their place in the world.

Many of the animals I see being rehomed are right at the one to two year old mark, when maturity is still an ongoing process and their behaviors get more intense. Be patient with them! They DO grow out of it!

Aster was a holy terror until he was almost 3 and now he's the best cat I've ever owned. If you can't deal with these changes, adopt a mature animal instead of getting a puppy or kitten, because it's more likely than not they will have a turbulent teen phase.

[roppiepop]

Who’s coming to the cookout?

[judilyart]

happy valentine's day sapphics 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 here's a super rough and early work in progress

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[atissi]

who, me?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Learning to celebrate the little wins!

[crystallized-cheese]

so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies Part Five (Sans and Papyrus) (Undyne and Alphys) (Toriel and Asgore) (Frisk and Flowey)

[illufinch]

ive been playing hello kitty island adventure

[sky-ham]

save the last dance for me by @panglosian has had me in a chokehold in the past month everyone go read it

thanks to @seagreenwaves and 9noyn for helping with the title/text <3

[marimopup]

Babysitting

[uh-mxtx]

The presence of Potatoes in MDZS implies that some ballsy cultivator took a flying sword over the pacific to South America and brought them back and I would like to pose the idea that that particular potato loving dumbass was Wei Wuxian’s ancestor

(Edit: AND CHILIES!)

(EDIT 2: also watermelon except thats from africa. For reference, irl it’s Song dynasty for watermelon and Qing dynasty for potatoes and chilies)

[vmkhoneyy]

I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

[teshiee]

@doliminuz hi i spent too long searching for it.....but alas i could not find the post 💔 so i made a whole comic! wahoo!!