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British producers be like: THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!" SIX MONTHS LATER UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."

American producers be like:
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET: Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood! DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES: Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!

#acting#writing#producers#Americans Vs Brits#Americans are just so nice#Nobody has any work right now but gosh dang it the yanks have the right attitude#I think a lot of it is a generational thing too#British boomers seriously think taking 2 weeks to respond to an email is acceptable and I don't know how to tell them that that's just#too slow?!#You're leaving money on the table!#Maybe this is me coming from social media world where everything is instant#But the Americans#They just get it#They tell it how it is#They don't blow smoke up your ass#If you're not right they'll tell you and they'll help you out of the pure goodness of their cheese and apple pie hearts
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No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt fanart#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#digital illustration#my artwork#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt leo#rottmnt splinter#i dont know a lot about turtles#this show legit made me look up different turtle facts#splinter was probably on the verge of so many heart attacks#box turtles can just stop their hearts when it gets too cold yall#yeah a turtles heart beat generally slows down in the winter.... a box turtles heart can just STOP
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a lord and his knight
#kingdom come deliverance 2#kcd2#hansry#i loved these two in the first game already#couldn't be happier with what we got in 2#the slow burn over two 100h games is insane#their chemistry is what i aspire to create too#also a fantastic game in general#in every way#these two are just special to me#i'm such a sucker for the devotion of it all#henry will move mountains to save this man
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I wish people understood more that animals go through puberty just like people do, and that "teen" animals will have new and often unpleasant behaviors as they grow and try and figure out their place in the world.
Many of the animals I see being rehomed are right at the one to two year old mark, when maturity is still an ongoing process and their behaviors get more intense. Be patient with them! They DO grow out of it!
Aster was a holy terror until he was almost 3 and now he's the best cat I've ever owned. If you can't deal with these changes, adopt a mature animal instead of getting a puppy or kitten, because it's more likely than not they will have a turbulent teen phase.
#currently navigating that with Tuunbaq who is just shy of a year old now#his breed is slow to mature too so I have probably another year and a half to two years of him being kind of a dick#i know its hard but you signed up for the responsibility#unless the situation is becoming dangerous im of the opinion that patience is a virtue
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Who’s coming to the cookout?
#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#batman#red robin#dc robin#batgirl#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#roppie tries to draw#WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now#bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these#this comic is also known as ‘wordless communication: how well your family knows you’#dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok 😃👍#i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!!#WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!!#(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground
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happy valentine's day sapphics 👩❤️💋👩 here's a super rough and early work in progress
#i was hoping to clean it up a little more before we got to today but alas I'm too slow at this whole arting thing#judilyart#my art
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cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas
#inanimate insanity#mephone ii#ii mephone#steve cobs#mephonex#not gonna tag anyone else#I haven't slept in 24 hours the episode sent me into a frenzy#still feel like I'm freaking out now but I'm too physically tired to keep losing it over the show lol#this stupid doodle thing took me six hours to draw I don't even know why. I draw so slow it's not even funny#ii spoilers#inanimate insanity spoilers#ii 16 spoilers#oh my gosh I just realized I forgot the spoiler tags I'm so sorry
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who, me?
#this was a warm-up and then i was like. well! it's not gonna be that hard to clean up the lines.#really satisfying doing a 6-stars run of this game because youre just a random doomed woman sprinting into the hell dimension#and annihilating everyone with an axe. well let's be honest i mained the pistol. axe/shotgun was too slow to comfortably land the combos#my art#sorry we're closed
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Learning to celebrate the little wins!
#fersona#While I don't have the capacity to do Hourly Comics Day#I did journal my day hour-by-hour and the sheer difference in my self-care and routines is *staggering*.#Honestly both Feb 1 2024 and 2025 were rough days...but this year I had a far better outlook on it all.#The funny part is that when I drew this a few days ago I actually *was* celebrating not crying.#Might have still cried on Feb 1st. A meagre 4 times. But I also had lot of good moments!#January is a very hard month for me and frankly I've been in a fugue state for most of it.#Drawing helped me pull through these last 2 years but this year I've been finding myself so upset at how I can't seem to focus anymore.#So updates and posts have been slow. I'm just slow. I'm tired and burnt out from work and grieving.#But you know what? The days I do manage to post; I'm never shamed for how long it took. You're all just as excited and kind.#I'm coming home and eating better and sleeping more and spending time with loved ones.#This is all to say; you can be a lot happier when you realize that life can be taken a little slower.#I'm more grateful that words can possibly convey.#If you related to the mindset of constantly feeling like you've 'failed' the day; please know you have done more than you realize.#I'm struggling with it everyday! I'm in the trenches with you!#Life is too short and painful to not celebrate what you *do* accomplish! It's hard work but it is worth it!#Bit by bit...we will learn to live. *Really* live. And enjoy it!
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so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies Part Five (Sans and Papyrus) (Undyne and Alphys) (Toriel and Asgore) (Frisk and Flowey)
#Aaaaaaand with that the main cast is pretty much done !!#I'm actually really proud of Mettaton's design !#please please please please please please notice the details on him#blooky is cute here too... they're really simplistic#I might post the rest of the designs but it may be a bit slow? this AU is so extensive...#besides... this isnt all i draw !! i like drawing nonAU undertale stuff !!!#undertale arts & crafts#undertale arts and crafts#craftstale#Napstablook is glitter glue and MTT is glitter :]#undertale#napstablook undertale#napstablook#mettaton undertale#mettaton#mettaton box#glitter glue napstablook#glitter mettaton#undertale au#utmv#cheese draws
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ive been playing hello kitty island adventure
#my art#pixel#hello kitty island adventure#hello kitty#cinnamoroll#every time i see cinnamoroll he zooms by too fast to talk slow down guy!!#sanrio
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save the last dance for me by @panglosian has had me in a chokehold in the past month everyone go read it
thanks to @seagreenwaves and 9noyn for helping with the title/text <3
#arcane#piltover's finest#caitvi#vi#caitlyn kiramman#arcaneart#skyhamdraws#fic: save the last dance for me#only took me 3 years but better late than never#am way too slow going through fics#everyone please read this it's fantastic#finally indulging in my lesser known not so niche interest
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Babysitting
#I love them they are so silly together#he is such a father#I miss Simon so much omg. help#I’ve been too busy to sit down and draw him and I am a slow artist heh……….#sobs#simon petrikov#adventure time#fionna and cake#my art
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The presence of Potatoes in MDZS implies that some ballsy cultivator took a flying sword over the pacific to South America and brought them back and I would like to pose the idea that that particular potato loving dumbass was Wei Wuxian’s ancestor
(Edit: AND CHILIES!)
(EDIT 2: also watermelon except thats from africa. For reference, irl it’s Song dynasty for watermelon and Qing dynasty for potatoes and chilies)
#it would be like riding a skateboard halfway around the world#and returning with a sack of seed potatoes#or maybe some south american potato cultivator hopped on their Macuahuitl#or maybe it was a slow progression of polynesian trade due to cultivation enhancing natrual human curiosity#WHATEVER those potatoes are historically innaccurate#tell me if im wrong#feed me the history of food#with a side of potatoes#mdzs#wei wuxian#AND CHILIES TOO I HAVE BEEN REMINDED
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I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.
#sometimes I really sit and think about how much impact the sweet strangers in my life have had on me#thatve helped me keep going without ever knowing just how fucking miserable I was before them#like how can I ever repay the family that drew pictures and left them at my door as an apology for all the noise#the man who held the train door for me even after I slowed down bc I didn’t think I’d make it#the girl who held my hand at the beach because the waves were too strong for both of us to stand on our own#the nurse that charged my phone when I was at the hospital#like????#humans are good actually#hopecore#hopepunk#the indomitable human spirit
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@doliminuz hi i spent too long searching for it.....but alas i could not find the post 💔 so i made a whole comic! wahoo!!
#ninjago#comic#ninjago kai#ninjago jay#plasmashipping#its a slow burnnnn#did my best to put them in an understandable order as possible;; if confused you can check the alt text#i feel like this is painfully ooc dialogue for Rogue/Jay ...AGH.#I'm not sure about Kai's reaction too;; would he really let an old friend#-who lost his memory; hug him out of the blue?? or say all of those things?!??! I DONT KNOW#okay i'll go now#teshfarts#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago rogue
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