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Shoda Koho (1871-1946): Moonlit Sea.

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Holy shit you’re still a kid stop worrying about not being a lesbian in high school. Gay drama’s the same at all ages. You didn’t miss a damn thing.

This actually kinda pisses me off, you dont get to tell me i didn't miss anything when i was a husk of a person walking around in some sad dudes body one slip up away from killing myself

Sure being a girl in highschool probably would have sucked as well but why am i not allowed to dream about that life

Seriously im sick of mentioning an experience im sad i didnt get and people going "oh it actually sucks dont worry" fuck off i didnt get to be a real person in highschool.

I dont care if something sucked maybe I still want that experience even if it was shit

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Girl wtf

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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Sword, German or Swiss, first half of the 16th century

from Hermann Historica

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Art by • Frank Frazetta

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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

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they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it

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im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

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Ths bishop’s twitter post

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North Wind

Oh Boromir! The Tower of Guard shall ever northward gaze. To Rauros, Golden Rauros Falls until the end of days.

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AGAIN.