#every. fucking. time.

[areawest]

non-US blogger: hey it sucks that the US acts like the main character of the world and everyone is forced to care about it

ten thousand yanks in the notes: yeah we know we’re so sorry 😢 I wish I didn’t have to care about the US either!!! we don’t have any control over the situation 😢 be mad at the system not the civilians!!! we’re on your side!!! 😢 it sucks for us too you know. we have it bad too. what was the point of the post? anyway it doesn’t matter because everyone needs to know that I’m suffering and that’s all that matters. pity me. say you pity me.

[m0tel6mxzzy]

a female character: *has fits of irregular mood swings, often makes irrational decisions, is really trying to be a good people pleasing person who also doesn’t get angry easily but has the emotional impermanence of a toddler, etc*

me: i love u

[aster-is-confused]

me: time to sit down and be productive working on my homework!

my brain: lol no. curse of horniness be upon ye

[fritzmonorail]

The found family trope out here kicking my ass. 😭

[warcrimesimulator]

jesus christ can y'all leave Greta Thunberg alone

[sookiesookie]

BRO THEYRE SO FINE OMGGGG AND TISH 😤😤😤😤I’m holdin myself back every DAY😔

[amused-shiba]

do NOT let me outside, I WILL step into the biggest puddle of mud on my way -_-

[slippery-minghus]

i would love to go into a store someday and not have to fucking feel like i'm about to explode like a fucking nuke and shit myself within 5 minutes of being in there.

like.

please.

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[freesiriusblack]

Never forget that no good deed goes unpunished

[unreliablesnake]

Jack Miller: *has a good race it seems*

Me: *gets happy that maybe today's the day!*

Jack Miller: *fucks up somehow*

Me:

[lachryphage]

why are all the cool clothes that people come up with always polyester like please for the love of god I want your cool independent artsy shit but I also don't want to stink to high heaven when I wear them

[farawaytattoo]

scrolling and accidentally opening an ad on mobile makes me want to commit a crime

[moragmacpherson]

I have reached that point in writing a fully-outlined chaptered fic and a scene that wasn't originally included has slipped in and I've looked at everything I've written and have yet to write and realized that 'well, this is going to be longer than I anticipated.'

[regina-cordium]

Every time ao3 tells me I left a kudos on a fic I have no memory of, I think of that one post with the confused Gandalf gif

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it