mcbitchtits
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Swearing, horrible puns, snopes-sniping, and science. Semifrequent rants on art history and fiction in context. Often sighted on the premises: Indiana Jones. With your host, sentient cube
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mcbitchtits · 2 days ago
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Naffy aka Naffy Illustration (Japanese, based Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) - Stay Warm, Mixed Media
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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“Shame must change sides.”
Gisele Pelicot is one of the bravest and most heroic people alive.
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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made a new sticker design the other day
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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pitch for a cartoon network show from like maybe the mid 2000s. it’s called North & North-West and it’s about two secret agents for an agency dedicated to the location and containment of Miscellaneous Containers of Generally Unknown Facts For Important New Stuff, or MCGUFFINS for short. some mcguffins are new/unique to the show while some are references to famous mcguffins in media the target audience shouldn’t have seen yet, for instance a suspiciously hitchcockian statuette or tarantinian briefcase. the protagonists are marguerite north, a suave james bond type who can talk them into any problem and out of most of them, and her sister-in-law kyleen north-west, a techy macgyver type who’s socially anxious but thrives in tight situations. marguerite has a running tension with their nemesis, the nefarious and nebulous McG, and kyleen is married to marguerite’s extremely normal brother jason. there’s very little running plot, but the first-season arc is about kyleen trying to keep her spy identity secret from her husband, only for it to be revealed that jason and marguerite are from a family of spies and he’s totally chill with all of it. in fact he’s been trying to keep his work a secret from all of them—he’s so scared they’ll react badly when he comes out as an optometrist
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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hunting down this post to find that OP turned of reblogs has me heartbroken.
it's time.
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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Barbie (2023) + the internet
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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WIBTA for taking advantage of my boss’ possible manic episode?
I know this already sounds bad but hear me out.
So I (30M) am the sole employee of this guy (62M) who’s honestly just a miserable boss and an even more miserable person. It sucks so bad working for him—the pay is horrendous, he’s verbally abusive, and the working conditions are awful (in the winter I literally have to stay bundled up the whole work day because he refuses to put the heat on in the office). He wouldn’t even give me holidays off if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s basically nothing to do those days because everywhere else is closed. I’m almost positive he unironically thinks poor people should die if they can’t work. His nephew (aka his only living relative and just the nicest guy) came by yesterday to invite him to Christmas dinner and he told him he’d see him in hell.
I cannot stress this enough—it’s BAD. I’d quit, but it’s been hard finding a better job and I’ve got four kids at home, including one with special needs.
Anyway, so here’s where I’m wondering if I’d be the asshole. Today was Christmas Day and he showed up at my house out of nowhere (huge red flag, I know). At first I thought he’d forgotten I had the day off and he was here to chew me out, which was worrying enough, but then his whole demeanor changed and he was super happy and excited and talking about how he was going to raise my salary. He even mentioned possibly making me a partner in the firm.
Now if that was it, I’d feel a little weird about the suddenness of it but it’d be fine. I’m not going to complain about having more money to feed my family. But then he started talking about how he wanted to pay our mortgage off. He talked about wanting to pay for our son to get the very expensive medical care that’s probably going to save his life. He mentioned at one point that he was going to be donating a huge amount of money to charity too—I knew he was rich but it staggered me. All this from a guy who doesn’t (didn’t?) even want to turn on the heat or the lights because it costs too much money.
It was such a sudden and drastic change that happened very literally overnight and now I’m kind of concerned he’s having a manic episode or something. I really, really want to accept his sudden generosity (I probably will; my wife is all for it and thinks he owes it to us), and I would love to believe that he’s truly had a sudden change of heart (an actual Christmas miracle lol) but I’m just worried about the possible consequences of accepting huge financial gifts like this from someone who I believe might be experiencing some kind of break from reality. Even if there’s nothing legally wrong with it, I’m worried about the ethics of it.
TLDR, my asshole boss might be in the middle of a mental breakdown. WIBTA if I accepted his offer to pay off my mortgage and my son’s medical expenses?
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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I don’t care what anyone says, this is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened in a musical
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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FUCK YES TEAMSTERS!
This is as of December 19, 2024.
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,
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mcbitchtits · 3 days ago
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For Christmas this year, I got a Jurassic Park Velociraptor toy, and even though it’s now a few days past Christmas, I decided to make this stopmotion video because I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea. Enjoy!
Animated with Stop Motion Studio Pro app on my iPad.
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mcbitchtits · 4 days ago
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Same company, three years apart
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mcbitchtits · 4 days ago
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i forgot how much the vibe of this music video is "unhinged Fantasy Emo" direction choices. walked straight out of Hot Topic.
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me, a person who has had the mika + ariana grande cover of popular on her ipod since it was first released in 2012: man i really can't stand ariana grande
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mcbitchtits · 4 days ago
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Jordan Studdard infringed upon and adapted my work.
My Instagram:www.instagram.com/woshibaii
My Tiktok:www.tiktok.com/@woshibai_art
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