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sometimes i think about the fact that my ex, who was one of the most irresponsible people i've ever met, is now a judge. surreal.
#lily talks#ngl he's kinda lucky i'm not petty enough to have ever told anyone about his shenanigans while we were together or i doubt that he'd have#much of a career left#and then i also remember the fact that he once told me (while *very* drunk) that he wrote smut about me and honestly i wish i could erase#that from my memory#even though it is kinda funny#i don't think that he even remembers telling me that
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1 week no posts and I make this
#art#roger's art#fanart#portal#portal 2#portal fanart#portal 2 fanart#glados#portal glados#portal chell#portal wheatley#chell#wheatley#kinda laughed but now I serioused is it funny or not#valve#ooh btw showcasing human glados design even though it’s been done 457373 times#chelldos
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Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti
Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!
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#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#lady and the tramp scene be upon ye#well i can't be original all the time!#I think Edwin made the spaghetti using magic ingredients#he worked very hard to make it taste similar to the real thing#even though none of the ingredients are something you would usually find in pasta#(charles asked what they were and edwin said he didn't want to know)#so i guess new magic item: pasta ghosts can eat lol#at first i was going to draw charles laughing because i like to think he is the type to laugh when he's nervous#but it looked kinda mean so quiet wonder it is#For this is the night#and the heavens are right#On this lovely bella notte#maybe charles put the song on trying to be funny idk
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Oh "Edwin has so many love interests" this, "Edwin gets all the bitches" that but you know what's amazing? It's not JUST the love interests
He captivates literally EVERYONE in some way or another
Niko and him are an instant click. Cat King, well, you know. Monty was supposed to betray him but fell in love. He gave Crystal the hardest time and still she ended up loving him. He found out Simon liked him back. DESPAIR FUCKING LIKES HIM. Esther wants what he can give her (terrible I know but walk with me).
Is there something else in him we don't know of? Magic? Cosmic energy? How does that work???
#maybe it's the fact he's like the strongest ghost ever. that must count for something#obviously i didn't mention charles cause duh#in fact charles has kinda the same amount of active love interests#but he didn't captivate monty or the ck even though he's so aces with people. funny that#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dbda
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me: im gonna take a break from drawing today!
also me: DRAW THESE BITCHES AS PONIES
ive literally never drawn mlp art a day in my life. What is wrong with me
#i think 8 year old me who used deviantart bases to make mlp versions of fnaf characters would be so proud rn#anyway i was actually thinking about “”lore“” while drawing this#i think maybe the soul jam would be the equivalent to the elements of harmony#even though i based sm's proportions off of nightmare moon and chrysalis#i think he and the other beasts would be more or less similar to discord#in which theyre awakened one by one and cause a bunch of problems (sm in this case would be causing chaos to entertain himself)#and they have to be defeated by the soul jam#even though it would be funny if mystic flour thanos snapped everyone again i think she would be similar to starlight glimmer in which#she kinda brainwashes everyone to become completely apathetic and lacking in any individuality#and taking their cutiemarks away and stuff . Thoughts chat?#also i am aware that men in the show have completely different proportions but i think they all look ugly so i went w the girl pony bodies#SUE ME!!!#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#mlp#my little pony#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#vanilla milkshake#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#my art#clip studio paint#2024
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I love how they're just trading blows to size each other up, vibing
#Luffy didn't even use any of his gears jfbdd#until he did#clipped this for some friends but may as well share it#Lucci going “wtf is that in your wanted poster” and then Luffy going “you wanna see?? :3c” is so fucking funny and kinda cute#most unserious interaction they've had so far#[music stops] moment truly unbeatable though#Lucci being all excited to fight Nika and then immediately getting his face caved in is just#cheffs kiss#one piece#one piece anime#one piece 1100#one piece ep 1100#episode 1100#egghead arc#monkey d. luffy#rob lucci#gear 5 luffy#sun god nika#one piece spoilers#egghead spoilers#op spoilers
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Thinking about the fact that Loki's first action after discovering his heritage wasn't to find revenge for the betrayal, but to instead immediatly try to prove himself to Asgard and Odin by literally killing his biological father in front of Odin's eyes. Loki was angry, sure, but more than that, he was scared. Scared to lose his life and to be cast out by his family. (Which Odin literally ended up doing in the end lmao, A+ parenting indeed)
#he didnt even consider trying to reconcile with his biological family#he just took Odin's words about him being cast out as facts#even though Odin had been lying to him his entire life#that boy was in pure survival mode in thor 1#wish i could give him a hug#also its kinda funny#Loki: u cant cast me out when i kill the very frost giants you stole me from#Odin: casts him out anyways#thor 1#loki#odin#marvel
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Franziska showing off her physical prowess feat. her very willing assistant (girlfriend) Maya
#'miles edgeworth your scrawny musculature pales in comparison to my strength!'#my art#art stuff#ace attorney#i keep looking at it and laughing uncontrollably#its so stupid but so funny. 2 me#maya fey#franziska von karma#miles edgeworth#franmaya#for those of you wondering: that pose is incredibly hard to hold without any support and requires a LOT of core/leg strength#so it is genuinely impressive she can do this.#also even though the arm looks kinda short uhhh...something something foreshortening
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Being a Jane liker is so hard cause you go to her tag and it’s just a bunch of people lamenting how overhated she is and then continuing to ignore her, and being a Jake liker is so hard cause you go to his tag and it’s just tons of people making the most demeaning comments about him cause his character committed the crime of being annoying (unforgivable.)
#homestuck#jake english#jane crocker#vent#?#I guess hahaha#I am in the content trenches with these two#it’s always secretly about Dirk with them#Jane is Dirk’s bestie#Jake is Dirk’s boyfriend/ex#I just want content about them being friends/siblings/cousins or whatever#or with other people like Roxy or Jade#or even just stuff on their own#but nooooo always the same guy#and even the people who talk about how this fandom focuses too much on the dudes#characterize Jane as Dirk’s bestie and nothing more#I’m considering sharing my Jane analysis if only to bring more diversity#it’s actually kinda funny though that so much of their stuff revolves around Dirk#cause in canon that bothers Jane#how easy things are for him to just do#and she literally admits to being jealous of him#and while he interprets it to be mainly about Jake it’s honestly just in general#like he just does a bunch of stuff that she wishes she had the courage to do#and honestly he’s just more of a hero#they’re kinda like an inversion of John and Dave’s dynamic mixed with Jade and Dave’s#where from Dirks perspective it’s JadeDave in the sense that he just sees Jane as his silly friend who he must protect#while from Jane’s she’s the Dave to his John in that she wants to be heroic in the way he is#and like nobody does anything with that#The fandom ever focused on the boys takes Dirk’s side and says look at her#she’s just a girl
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i dont remember what exactly prompted me to draw this
#filler post#?#been doing a lot of going out stuff in the last couple of weeks. lol#drawing over a twitter post right now because i think it's funny#also watching bee and puppycat on netflix for the first time#i need a better work ethic...im so bad about consistently drawing even though i love it#maybe being forced do actually do stuff after summer is over will help with that..... hmmm#boo i dont want to#mob psycho 100#mp100#shigeo kageyama#mob#mob psycho fanart#kinda#meowmeow art
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#pokemon special#pokespe#pokespe meme#trainer red#trainer gold#pokemon#trainer green#trainer blue#rival green#rival silver#trainer silver#polishipping#imperialshipping#preciousmetalshipping#honestly i dont know. can i make a name for their poly ship(s).#i want to make a name for red/green/gold and red/green/gold/silver#green is the only older one in these headshots thats kinda funny#twflpokespe#even though i still dont know how green and silver interact. kinda. like i dont know how can they connect. except for having stupid bfs
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"Marchil? I guess I can see it on Chilchuck’s end, but what about Marcille’s? What makes you think she could develop feelings for him?" I’m glad you asked!
The first thing to note is that she does think highly of him
In the page on the right, literally defending his virtues and literally comparing him to Dalclan. And oh…
She does love a brooding mysterious guy who closes himself to love. But surely, Chilchuck isn’t her type at all, right? He’s not princely or knightly at all. In apperances certainly not, both looks wise and demeanor wise, but then that’s why she seeks to know him on a deeper level, to not only look shallowly.
And hmm. Chilchuck really is quite selfless isn’t he? Always looking out for others, and saving specifically her often, always making sure himself and, staying in or even running towards danger for her sometimes. Modesty is often considered heroic…
And can we talk about that drowning one… You can definitely frame the special attention as him knowing she tends to hesitate or be clumsy, and then his insistance on pulling her out of danger that she’s the healer aka the most important to keep alive, but. From the one who says that he just keeps his ass out of fights and won’t help this is a lot of risk to take, and he does die trying to pull her to safety in the dungeon rabbits chapter. And the drowning bit??? That’s when the dungeon collapses. The only reason they DON’T die of drowning here is that the water then gives way to outside. There was NO hope of pulling her to safety here and resurrections would likely not work either, he truly preferred to die with her than try to survive himself.
Sit your ass back DOWN you are in no state, self-sacrifical hero much damn
And Marcille definitely noticed this imo, after all she loves learning all she can about him, remembering things like how he hates waiting on people too. She pays attention to him and what he does and what he says. This to say that it’s notable, whatever reason for it you may think (though we know by this point at least she was already aware he was an adult though it wasn’t internalized), out of everyone it’s Chilchuck’s bed that she wants to sleep in during the Golden Kingdom stay. He’s safe and comforting to her: dependable, the defining trait in her view of him as is shown by the relationship chart in the Adventurer’s Bible.
^ Lending handkerchiefs is a romance trope btw and handkerchiefs have irl history of being used for courting. Especially in old English literature and plays like Shakespeare’s Othello, and personally I do see a lot of Shakespeare in Dalclan (nobility political drama with some romance). There’s how his cowl is a dearly beloved souvenir from his family too, there’s a lot of aesthetic tropes you can apply to him.
All this to say you can 100% romanticize Chilchuck into a princely noble guy if you try and that’s exactly what Marcille does with the wife roleplay. She doesn’t need much in the first place, she latches onto crumbs and makes aesthetic narratives out of details, give her an inch she’ll take a mile.
But what’s interesting about the shift throughout the arc of her and his relationship is that she starts out idealizing him into a little angel of a kid (shapeshifter), and she ends it idealizing him as a virtuous husband and family man instead.
And what’s doubly interesting is that in the former, she’s actively warping who he is personality and demeanor wise to fit the aesthetic, he doesn’t have that bitter pride of not asking for help and the edges have been smoothened. But what she does during the wife roleplay is something else, she acknowledges the flaws and just… Accepts them, rolls with them. She’s aware of his flaws and implements them into the narrative, but the reason why his wife left doesn’t capitalize on them even, rather Chil is chilblivious and his wife loves him very much still, she’s just testing him after having had a night of feeling out of place at his side.
And this is what separates the idealization vs romanticization, she’s not twisting him into someone else she’s just uplifting what he is and focusing on the good sides.
Marcille: "he has a shitty personality sometimes but if he was my husband I’d still cherish him" "If I were your wife I’d be overjoyed to go out with you and would get myself prettied up while you complain about me taking a long time, your friends would tell me that I’m nice and that’d make me happy, but I’d also be sad because you wouldn’t tell me that you love me enough"
He’s angry and his wife left him, he’s *flawed*, but he’s still worth hyping up, still worth having his own romance story, still has a shot of winning back his beloved. She sees him for what he is, human and real and not a carefully scripted character that fits an aesthetic, and she thinks it’s still worthy of love and admiration and fighting for
And what’s funny too is that you might expect her to cool down on him once she learns more about him but actually she only gets increasingly into his business. You tell her your age and next thing you know you promise to introduce her to your family. Give her an inch she takes a mile. And too the thing is, Senshi is equally mysterious but she doesn’t pester him like at all, asks him ONCE about his succubus and he doesn’t even answer and that’s like… It. With Chilchuck it starts off innocently enough with her wanting to know his age, hometown, the stuff she mentions having asked pre-canon. But it just keeps and keeps going and escalating. Think she’ll be satisfied now knowing you have a wife and kids, maybe she’s disillusioned now? Wrong! She wants to know their names and ages and occupations and hey how did you propose to your wife? Do you think she’ll stop after meeting them? What’s next? What will she want to know next????
She’s… Like it’s not a reach that Marcille is all over him. Like it doesn’t mean it’s romantic but she just is. She is not normal about him idk. Can you not ask him about what tongue technique he used when first kissing his wife, give the man breathing room
Marcille could literally go "if I was Chilchuck’s wife" having deeply pondered and thought out the hypothetical and people would still ask where anyone sees any romantic potential between them. Oh wait
There’s a platonic explanation for everything (almost?) in Dungeon Meshi don’t say I’m saying otherwise, but it’s definitely not like there’s nothing here to read into lol
Going off a bit more under read bc it’s my fave topic
Marcille has a whole theme with the charming prince trope with her idealization and storybook motif and Chil is kinda the "Well someone perfect like that isn’t very realistic and romance is usually more complex and that’s ok and good and flawed people can still be ✨virtuous✨" catalyst
Do you see do you see she starts canon thinking the most romantic thing is a prince charming but her arc in the end has her romanticizing an average, flawed, real and realistic family man, who’s on the poorer side and is on the verge of divorce. And that’s what he needed, too, seeing the positive of himself and the situation instead of focusing on the negative is explicitly what inspires him to hope that he might be able to reconcile with his wife, gives him the courage and self-esteem to shoot his shot.
He IS a prince figure instead that now it’s not about idealizing the grand and overt it’s about romanticizing the small things in real life!! About finding joy and beauty in things that seem normal or mundane and uplifting them to make the world feel kinder!!!!
He’s the devoted virtuous man that she wantsss not the storybook prince that’s unrealistic and could crumble like a script at any time. He’s the perfect example of a flawed realistic but virtuous & devoted & loving man. Far from a prince charming, but not fully detached from it either. Something worth fighting for despite the flawed cracks. Like literally, flawed romance being worth fighting for is literally the finale of Chilchuck and Marcille’s arc on the matter, where their separate arcs and issues intersect at the most crucial moment.
Marcille is important to Chil’s arc not only because of her optimism, but also because of her interest and knowledge in romance & matters of the heart, and that’s what he needs to both open his heart up to hope and to try to reconcile with his wife, like idk sounds gay
Their arc together is literally learning to 1) see each other for how they are and not undermining their qualities capacities etc etc while still not leaving flaws unchecked either and 2) opening up to people. Marcille LITERALLY makes Chil open his heart up to hope like idk man. What do you want from me. He’s literally the guy helping her through deconstructing novels and fantasy and rose tinted glasses and like. Deconstructing the prince charming figure into something more real but still romantically beautiful like KUI KUI STOOOOP STOP I’M ALREADY HOOKED I’M ALREADY-
Ok fine that’s me reading into the tropes too much forgive me for being storybook brained but like. Speaking his heart out to a lone woman on a balcony, Romeo and Juliette shit, asking if she, too, doesn’t want to meet his family, madly blushing. And like she’s learned with Chilchuck it’s all in the little things, all the implications he cannot speak aloud. She does reciprocate, does blush madly back, and the first thing she does is shower him in flowers and jewelry and what in her heart is coded as romantic gifts
A lady, stashed away in a high tower by her lonesome, waiting for someone to call out to her from below… Romeo courting type shit with an offer, a heartfelt spiel, implicit confession from underneath her balcony. Offering him flowers because he succeeded in calling out to her heart…….. And they have to climb to her too…. Crazy
Doesn’t it sound like a proposal. One that’s both so storybook-like and not, contrastedly real and grounded, all about the implications rather than in your face grand gestures, "Don’t you want to meet my family?". They literally have an arc about the topic of romance and this is the climax/pinnacle of it like god?? This is @ the woman who said "Chilchuck is a shy/bashful man so I know he wouldn’t tell me he loves me, but…" btw
To quote a friend, truly the shiny secret unlockable dating sim capture target : THE DUNGEON LORD BIT WAS SO FUNNY BECAUSE HE KNEW SHE'D TAKE IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER HES THE ONE WHO GOT HER TO TURN AROUND COMPLETELY SHES LIKE. WIDE EYED FLAG RAISED???? FLAG RAISED WITH CHILCHUCK 👀👀👀‼️👀👀‼️👀
And the way that this is the culmination of their arc together… Like people are not ready for the ‘Chil calling out to dunlord Marcille on the balcony has Romeo and Juliette romance novels imagery’ take. Or the ‘their arc is about growing to see beauty even in the non-idealized, in the flawed and in the real’ take which makes it so so perfect if she were to lower her ideal from a charming elven prince to a virtuous halfling man (which she does end up romanticizing)
So there, you got to witness in real time what happens when I think about marchil for longer than 2 minutes, there are so many layers it’s a deranged rabbithole. I saw the necronomicon of subtext and it’s driving me to madness with forbidden knowledge that no one else sees
……. Like what if I told you she implicitly picked Chilchuck over a "unrealistic prince charming who’s actually disingenuous" much earlier in the story already. If she was given the choice to think through going with a guy that seems perfect and chivalrous like her succubus she’d pick Chilchuck over the other actually. If I sound insane rn tune in for my full analysis on them coming this month hopefully thank youu. Interwoven arcs of fantasy vs reality and idealization vs pessimism I love youuu
So now you know the general thesis of my planned analysis about the importance of the prince charming figure in Marcille and Chilchuck’s arc, where she romanticizes things to a sometimes worrying degree or idealize people into something easy and digestible and poetic (like Chil being a kid, and then him being a virtuous ✨✨✨husband), and how she needs to value aesthetics less and actual acts and facts more, be more grounded (like seeing people for what they are flaws and all, and accepting that people need money and not pulling through on principles of honor or unity shouldn’t get Namari shamed) and a part of that is accepting that Chilchuck is BOTH flawed and virtuous, a loving husband that still has shitty moods and fumbled his marriage so bad etc etc. So it’s like, her image of perfect prince charming that will whisk you away on an ethereal romance -> realistic flawed middle aged dad with personality issues and a failing marriage but he still is worthy of love and having his cute grand romance story and his happy ending. Ik I keep repeating the same point through this but I need it to be burned into everyone’s brains it has its grip on me I can’t do this. They are so special……
#Someone did ask (on discord) btw i’m not just being a smartass though I do love being that too#This is stuff I cover in my upcoming marcille & chil arc analysis except here I can go full romo and don’t keep the strictly platonic angle#It’s at like 15k words rn I think. The 30 pics limit is killing me which is why I started asking my friend to do collages of panels for me#Sob#I keep alternating between it and the Falin analysis save me. Should be dropping soon idk i might test out having a beta reader for that on#Marchil foreplay is 2 years of being coworkers and slowly worming personal questions out of him until he blinks and she has#a key to his house#Dungeon meshi#marchil#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#like they’re so so funny look at this shit. Nonconsensual romanticizing of you as a person. Obsessive interest in your personal life#She’s latched so hard onto the “mystery” of him they’re deranged#MAYBE ITS ALL COMPROMISES MAYBE ITS ALL SWEET INBETWEENS <3#maybe we'll take our vision of what we thought we could be and make something new together. something for just us#Fumi rambles#Maaan Marcille’s ‘idealizing him into liking him even for all his flaws bc his personality is often kinda shitty’ arc’#and Chilchuck’s ‘prejudice against elves and mages and optimism into respect and trust’ arc are everything to me#Meta#Spoilers#Dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Tagged this so late oops#It’s so funny. She’s canonically wondered how Chil would be like as a lover#No no but like do u see. Fantasy is a key part of her chrcter and arc and he’s the foil to that he’s the thing that comes challenge it
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time for more soren character analysis:
petrine’s battle conversation with soren in chapter 23 has always been a favorite of mine, and now that i’m looking at it again i noticed a few extra details:
it’s important to mention that this battle takes place directly after ike and soren’s a-support, in which soren confesses he’s a branded and expects to be shunned, only for ike to tell him that it doesn’t matter and he wants soren to stay by his side regardless.
anyway, besides “Now let me show you true fear!” being a really hard line, it’s really cool to see how soren’s reaction to his branded status being pointed out changes so sharply over the course of a handful of chapters. i already analyzed his reaction to nasir’s betrayal where he’s agitated over the fact that he could have prevented it if nasir hadn’t threatened to reveal him being branded to the army, so seeing him being so confident in himself is great, and i’ll touch on why here.
one of the reasons i like to say the game treats ike and soren’s a-support as canon is actually this particular conversation. soren, having just been reassured that ike will always want him at his side regardless of who or what he is, now suddenly has had his biggest fear and insecurity taken off his back. he doesn’t need to hate himself for being branded because ike, the only person who’s ever truly mattered to soren, doesn’t care at all.
back to the conversation, soren’s judgment over the situation at hand is no longer clouded by his own self-loathing. instead of comparing them as branded and seeing himself as just as horrid and disgusting as petrine (tiger branded, fun fact), he’s able to instead compare them as individuals and realize that what he’s done up to that point will never measure up to the atrocities she’s committed. i think the best part personally is just how disgusted soren looks by the notion he and petrine are the same, because he’s right— him being cutthroat and pragmatic is nothing compared to everything petrine has done in daein’s name— and the fact he can clearly see this means that, for the very first time, he’s finally starting to heal from the mental wounds inflicted upon him by his childhood.
overall, i like this little nod to soren starting to learn to grow and change from who he was at the beginning of fe9. it’s more clearly seen in radiant dawn, where he’s calmer to the point ranulf even comments on it, but these little inklings implying the start of soren’s healing are really cool to see.
#this amount of information in just two lines of dialogue is so good i can hardly stand it#funny enough i almost wasn’t even able to retrieve these screenshots#the other day dolphin just kinda shit itself and refused to read my game files for fe9#and i ended up spending like an hour fighting with the config to fix it#but for whatever reason the screenshot command is no longer saving to the folder even though it says it is#and i only realized this after completing the map#i got really fuckin lucky that i had a save state near the end that i could go back into#so i could just use my computer’s screenshot command to save it directly to my desktop#but it means that the screenshots of that one scene in ch. 22#where titania yells at ike to tell her who killed greil and soren tells her to chill because it’s upsetting ike#are gone if i can’t find wherever the fuck the image files went#which sucks because i really wanted to talk about that one too#sorry for the rant#anyway tags#tellius#fe9#long post#does this count as#ikesoren#fellas is it gay to devote your entire life to the very first person to show you kindness
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green beetle black beetle
#star wars#the original trilogy#boba fett#darth vader#hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely#i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff#i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though#anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies#not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube#i wish i was joking#the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking#anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would#mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too#(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything#when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident#boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good#he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually#those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you#sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil#so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him#i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao#but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff#if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you
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Shitty concept: tma au where Jon avoids the “losing his humanity angst” by finding about the concept of kinning and just going “fuck it, I’m humankin now”
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#it would be out of character but I think it would be funny#No disrespect intended towards kinnies though. big fan of y’all#I’m just very amused by the concept of ppl going like “you’re a monster!” and Jon being like#“I am actually an ordinary human man ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)”#I think someone would definitely try to stab him over it#even though being a kinnie is kinda based tbh
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Seeing as the toys were... Well, hungry is a understatement. In the story. In the survivor AU, what food would y/n be bringing or making for the group? And which would the AU toy survivors say is their favorite?
i think that, while they still need food and water, the toys have the ability to survive without both of these things for a good long while without dying (10 years with little to no food or water? any normal living thing would be dead).
naturally, the bigger of the three toys would need more food to sustain them. now that they have access to a steady source of food and water, they'd be able to adjust to perhaps not eating as much (or smaller meals three times a day like people) so as not to drain our poor y/n's wallet. but they get good, regular meals and are free to hunt in the woods (which dogday does, and sometimes kissy too if she feels the need). sometimes they may just feel the urge to kill their food on their own, y'know?
y/n makes a lot of meat dishes for dogday and kissy, and they get especially good at cooking venison (if there's any to be brought home to cook). i imagine poppy, being a little lady, enjoys pastries and baked goods.
y/n tries to make sure the toys get to try all kinds of foods to make up for the starvation they suffered. they acquire several new cookbooks, and the toys like to help when they can.
#the idea of poppy attempting to help in the kitchen is cute and expected#the idea of kissy trying to help is cute and kinda funny because shes ten feet tall#shed be a little scrunched even if the house had tall ceilings#same goes for dogday even though he wants to help
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