#Sob

[anxious-chaos-art]

NO WAY. NO WAY. SCREAMING AND SHITTING HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

[simonriley09]

SINCE WHEN DID MY LIKES LOOK LIKE THIS!?!?! OMG OMG OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH SMOOCH SMOOCH

Virgin!College!Simon x Nerdy reader :3 [SORRY FOR NOT POSTING FOR AWHILE]

College!Simon still being a virgin but has eyes for your small stature, doesn't even realize that he's overfilling his cup with water until his mate points it out and his face flushes in embarrassment. He keeps watching you for days until he finds out you take the same class as him. He walks up to you, his 6'2 stature towering over you as he stutters out his name, holding his hand out for a shaky handshake. Over the next few weeks you guys grow close, studying and eating lunch together until you both find out you've been moved into Simon's dorm. He shrugs it off and tells you it'll be fine but he's internally panicking, his heart pounding against his ribcage as he excuses himself and goes to clean up his dorm, hiding his crusty socks (which he nutted in while thinking about you..) and washing the bathroom. The next day he helps you move your stuff in before studying with you for a few hours.

After you guys go out Simon buys some alcohol and sneaks it back into the dorms, prompting you guys to get so drunk you end up making out and stripping eachother bare. You guys make out, lips and teeth crashing against eachother as you get ontop of Simon, rubbing your slit along his his throbbing shaft. Simon whimpers, pulling away and slurring out that he's still a virgin before kissing your neck. You tilt your head back to let him kiss your neck as you slowly sink down on his cock. The stretch aches so good you clench, making him whimper and buck his hips up into you. He flips you on your back, drooling onto your tits as he thrusts fast bt sloppy, hitting your spongy spot over and over again. For a virgin he has amazing stamina, thrusting into your tight, slick cunny for hours and hours. Leaving you a whimpering, fucked dumb mess as he blows his last 8th load into you, pulling out and collapsing beside you.

[doomedtokill]

sirius o black

[wilmvandrr]

they're all icons I fear

[de4thbycre4tion]

Sirius is an aggressive drunk (he'd love bar fights)

Peter is a giggly drunk (he'd film said bar fights)

Remus is a horny drunk (he'd find a bloody-nosed Sirius hot)

James just really wants to dance

[sylveaugust]

Sorry I read it, freaked out, and yelled at your friend charlie

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne & Charles Rowland, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland Characters: Charles Rowland (DCU), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne Additional Tags: Episode: s01e07 The Case of the Very Long Stairway, Inspired by Orpheus and Eurydice (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), POV Charles Rowland (DCU), Charles Rowland Loves Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne Loves Charles Rowland, Not Canon Compliant, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

At the foot of the seemingly endless spiral staircase, Edwin stopped, turning to Charles with a steady gaze. “There’s this sort of rule in Hell. If one were to rescue a soul and make it to these stairs, they cannot look back. Or else they risk both their existences.”

“Oh, I get it. This is like one of those Orpheus and Eurydice things?” Charles laughed, though it was without any humor.

He sucked in a deep, yet unnecessary breath. He could hear the seriousness in Edwin’s voice and understood the gravity of their situation. This was the most important task he’d ever had. He wasn’t going to fuck it up. Not this time.

// or, edwin and charles in hell, orpheus and eurydice style

CHECK OUT MY POOKIE @king-of-colors‘ FUCKIN PAYNELAND ORPHEUS AND EURIDICE FIC RIGHT NOW IDC WHAT YOU’RE DOING, DROP IT AND GO READ THIS ‼️‼️‼️ - so honored to have been the first person emotionally destroyed by this fic, thank you for letting me beta 🫶🫶

[mr-groovyart]

Sisters can perform miracles sometimes. What's a little nurgle rot to some drunken faith?

[scarabies-real]

“I used to become what my mom called ‘glazed,’ which is where I’d become so hyperactive that I would just start to like speak in tongues and perceive the face of god”

“To the point where my mom would playfully be like, ‘be healed!’”

“She would hold my head and be like ‘you’ve gotta calm down’ and I’d be like ‘okay but I have a story. I’ve got to tell you a story’”

-Brennan Lee Mulligan 2024

[xenwrites]

No!!!! You don't understand!!!

Jim Touched him!!

He touched him!

He touched Spock!!!

Spock held Jim's hand as he was dying!!! He could transfer his Katra!!!

So Jim could house his soul! So they could be together forever!!!!

Don't touch me!!!!!

[goatisbetheres]

FIRST GOALIE WITH A GOAL AND AN ASSIST IN THE SAME GAME... sid LOVED that.

[ventique18]

This has so much impact when you've read Book 7 actually 😭

[velnna]

screaming and crying and throwing up

Bls I've just woken up

[puyoupuyou]

sweet figs

[erabu-san]

We love angst (I don't)

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Padfoot curled around Remus while he reads, head in his lap, keeping him nice and toasty, and snarling at the kids who tried to call him “Loony Lupin” or anything else. Padfoot lying across James’ legs, on his back, while he does homework, barking to startle people for fun when they walk by. Padfoot sitting on Effie’s feet, warming them up while she knits, napping, listening to music on the record player. Padfoot balled up next to Monty on the couch, listening to him read the papers aloud and then work on his crosswords. Padfoot lying in bed next to Peter, demanding scratches while he works on homework, nuzzling him lightly whenever he seems stressed. Just… Padfoot being an overprotective, massive dog that likes to take care of his humans and be a cutie (he’s the size of a black bear, most people actually think he’s terrifying).