#erm actually🤓☝️

[nanaslutt]

isn’t squirting and p!ssing the same thing? (genuine question bc idk)

no it’s different, “squirt” comes from little glands that make ur 😽 wet, but it is possible a little urine can mix with it bcs your pelvis contracts when u squirt (and orgasm)

say if u needa tinkle n u squirt its possible more urine will leak in rather than if you don’t need to go n u squirt, then less or no urine will mix in

[cheekinpermission]

In Epel and Deuce's defense, why would Azul phrase it like that?

Glorious Masquerade - Book 2 Ch. 1

[strawberrylind]

normal girl and her dog

[god-of-fandoms]

ewww, who let the nerd take a selfie?

(og ⬇️)

[nicomoon69]

they r very dear to me <333

[mvsic0]

barkimedes really just “Erm actually… 🤓☝️” us…

[ifuckingloveclownss]

I’ll start posting clown brain rot uh whenever

[p4nishers]

"erm- actually 🤓☝️ he's innocent and did nothing wrong ever 🤭 guyyyysssss stop talking bad about my boyfriend he was just in a bad mood 😞"

[sillimoff]

atheists correcting our beliefs 💀💀

on YouTube I saw a pagan video and just put a funny, respectful comment and some atheist replied with “may Zeus strike you furry down”….. POOKIE I WORSHIP AND GIVE GIFTS TO HIS DAUGHTER AND GRANDSON.

I said that and he replied with “you clearly know NOTHING about Greek mythology”

…..I saw this kids videos, it was reposted anime edits without credits-

Eros give me strength.

[tesspool]

[astroprinc3]

pouring the milk first (eene skit)

who’s side are you on? 🤨🤨🤨

this is a scheduled post

if u wanna use the audio too the link is here

[oceanwithouthermoon]

sorry im obsessed with the idea of kusuo getting flustered seeing aren with a ponytail...

[mishkakagehishka]

I miss the era when the mainstream just called us feminazis the fact that capitalism and the patriarchy actually successfully co-opted feminism hurts so much more

[why-do-you-need-2-know]

One thing that really pisses me off about House md is how inaccurate it is. You can't take pills dry, it's not practical or safe to but you almost never see house eat the pills w/ water. I mean for an doctor you'll think house should know about this.

[princsstwilightsparkl]

saying "if aroace people can date, then can lesbians date men?" is absolutely aphobic narrative btw!

[mckinleygirl98]

earlier i was reading a book about the battle of waterloo and i wanted to see the pictures. mind you i was walking down the stairs. I flipped to the picture section AND RIGHT THERE LIKE A BLARING STOP SIGN IN MY EYES WAS A PICTURE OF SOME STATUE OF NAPOLEON BONAPARTE NAKED.

COMPLETELY NAKED!!! HIS WILLIE AND EVERYTHING

I shut the book and fell halfway down the steps.

bro that BLINDSIDED me. y'all freaks are wild... THAT WAS NOT ATTRACTIVE.. looking at you @napoleonic-confessions lmao