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Meet ELIJAH âELIâ GOLDSWORTHY, or if you read the Anti Grapevine, NICKNAME UTP. They/She/He is/are a ## year old OCCUPATION UTP, that currently resides in the NEIGHBORHOOD UTP. He is known around the city for their/her/his POSITIVE TRAIT UTP & NEGATIVE TRAIT UTP demeanor, but they may be hiding something⌠SECRET UTP.
FACECLAIM UTP, GENDER UTP, PRONOUNS UTP.
Growing up as the only child of two Brooklyn bred artists, Eli spent a majority of his childhood in studios and galleries. Missing bedtime in favor of seeing the culture New Yorkâs art scene has to offer, his childhood was not created with convention in mind. Theater called his name from a young age -- Not center stage, but the creation behind it; Storytelling has always been Eli's forte, putting together his vision with ease. Sure, nepotism may have had a hand in helping get him into film festivals and in front of the right people, but Eli's proven himself to be a worthy opponent in the film industry. His career was briefly halted by heartache and a stint in In-Patient Care, but now -- He's finding his way with a clearer head. Hard work and raw talent put him back on the map, with his directorial debut on the horizon, rather than simply being a distant dream. Breaking out of Sundance and onto the silver screen is right in front of him, all he has to do is pay the price of admission: Keep a cool head, and finish on time. No distractions, no exceptions, no getting caught up in his own head.
it's all about who you know.
BIANCA DESOUSA. hookup. The relationship between Eli and Bianca is far from conventional, complicated by their professional ambitions and the unspoken rules of their industry. Yet, the intensity of their undeniable connection leads them to throw caution aside, and after a night of banter that escalates into something deeper, they end up sleeping together. What started as a mutual attraction quickly grows into something more, though their budding romance has remained behind closed doors, despite the two having a mutual connection and feelings for one another.
CLARE EDWARDS, MARK FITZGERALD. ex-girlfriend, mutual dislike. Eli always thought him and Clare were going to make it. They were high school sweethearts, both melodramatic and deeply in love with one another â Until Eliâs career became the forefront of their lives, seemingly leaving Clare out of his future plans. Enter: Fitz, who happily took advantage of that. After many fights between Clare and Eli, as well as Eli and Fitz, Clare ultimately left Eli for Fitz. Their relationship went up in flames eventually, too.
ADAM TORRES. best friend. Adam and Eli have always been two misfit peas in a pod. Friends for years, originally bonding over their shared feeling of being an outsider among the Social Elite â Nothing has changed through the years. Their relationship has always come with an unwavering understanding, but never missing a chance to roast one another; Simultaneously being one anotherâs biggest cynical cheerleader. No matter what, they know theyâll get honesty from each other.
this character is open.
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Bonus: the old man (+insp)
#he gon need good health insurance coverage when he reaches the age eligible for pension#i am going to FUCK that senior citizen Logan Howlett#i will be his controversial young gf that helps him out of bed#sorry i read some fanfics of Logan and Wade and it got me acting a FOOOL#marvel#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade x logan#logan x wade#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#honda odyssey#nicepool#deadpool#shawn levy
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS SUCH A WIN
@allthecanadianpolitics
#cdnpoli#bcpoli#now make them eligible for worker's comp#because boy do i wish i'd gotten the physical therapy i needed 5 years ago when delivery biking destroyed my back lmao
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Algerian boxer Imane Khelif is a cisgender woman, you absolute freaks. The International Boxing Association never did a karyotype test on her; they only tested her testosterone levels. She was disqualified from competing due to antiquated, misogynistic and patriarchal regulations that require women to present according a Platonic ideal (a perfect form) of Womanhood. She is a cis woman; she did not undergo âmale puberty,â you genitalia-obsessed weirdos.
She grew up in a rural Algerian village and overcame numerous gender barriers to get where she is. Her father forbade her from boxing because he didnât approve of girls playing the sport, and he actively prevented her from practicing. She would be actively prevented from boxing again in 2023 because a panel of men deemed her not âwomanâ enough because of arbitrary rules about how much testosterone a âtrue ladyâ should produce.
Imane Khelifâs life story is one of overcoming adversity put in place by the arbitrary rules the patriarchy imposes upon women to keep men as men and women down.
Also, it is literally illegal to be trans in Algeria. Algeria does not allow people to change their sex on official documents or undergo medical or hormonal treatment to transition. Yâall are freaks who hate queer people and women. Leave Imane Khelif alone. Leave trans women alone. Leave women alone, period.
#misogyny#transmisogyny#feminism#intersexism#Racism#gender eligibility tests are regressive. invasive. and pure misogyny#this is literally textbook misogynoir#complete with a bunch of fucking Italians throwing a fit
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The Tim Drake Heartthrob Conspiracy
It started as a slow, creeping suspicion. A few throwaway comments here, a couple of odd interactions there. At first, no one thought much of it.
One day, Dick was grabbing coffee near Wayne Enterprises when he overheard two interns chatting in line. âI saw Tim Drake today, and let me tell you, I think Iâve developed a new celebrity crush,â one of them said, giggling.
Dick nearly choked on his iced latte. Tim? Celebrity crush? He shook it off, chalking it up to the occasional corporate crush, nothing out of the ordinary for someone who runs a massive company. But then he heard it again the next week at a Titanâs briefing. Garfield leaned over to him during a meeting, nodding toward Tim across the room.
âMan, Timâs really come into his own, huh? Guyâs kinda a looker now,â Gar commented.
Dick blinked, then frowned. âWait, what?â
âOh, come on, Nightwing,â Gar teased, âyou canât tell me you havenât noticed! The quiet broody thing is working for him. I bet half of Gotham has a crush on him.â
By the time Dick got back to Gotham, the gears were turning in his head. Did half of Gotham have a crush on Tim?
Then it happened again. This time it was Damianâs turn.
He had been sparring with Jon in the Batcave, when their conversation drifted, as it often did. âYou ever think about what it would be like to date someone like Tim?â Jon asked, completely out of the blue.
Damian froze, mid-punch. âWhat?â
âI mean, heâs smart, right? Responsible, kinda low-key. Would probably make a great boyfriend,â Jon continued, completely oblivious to the growing horror on Damianâs face.
âGrayson and Todd, are enough. I refuse to let another sibling of mine become Gothamâs romantic fascination!â Damian exclaimed later that night at the dinner table. The others laughed, assuming Damian was just being overly dramatic, as usual.
But the seed had been planted.
It didnât take long for the other Batfamily members to start picking up on the signs.
Steph first noticed when she logged onto a Wayne Enterprises fan forum (because yes, those exist) and saw a thread that was simply titled, âTim Drakeâs Glow-Up Appreciation Postâ. The page was filled with comments fawning over himâtalking about his âsharp jawline,â his âdark, mysterious aura,â and how âcharmingâ he was during interviews.
Naturally, Steph sent the link to Cass with a laughing emoji. âLook at our boy, growing up into Gothamâs next heartbreaker,â she joked.
But as more and more of these comments popped up in the oddest places, Stephâs joking tone faded. Was Tim really the next heartthrob?
The realization hit Jason last, as most things concerning Tim usually did. He was scrolling through his usual online haunts, browsing forums that discussed Gothamâs vigilantes, when he stumbled on something unusual.
A post titled: Top 10 Reasons Why Red Robin is the Best Looking Vigilante in Gotham.
Jason almost clicked out of it immediately, assuming it was some kind of joke. But no. There were paragraphs. Analysis. Photos that somehow made Tim look like a damn model, even in his ridiculous Red Robin cape.
Jason scrolled through in disbelief, not sure what he was more stunned by: the fact that people were thirsting after Tim, or that someone had gone to this much effort to explain why he was hot.
âThatâs it. The internet is officially broken,â Jason muttered to himself, before sending a screenshot to the family group chat with the caption: Since when did Tim become a fashion icon?
The real kicker, though, was Alfred. After weeks of the Batfamily casually throwing around jokes about Timâs newly discovered âstatus,â Alfred finally made his observation one morning over breakfast.
âMaster Timothy has always had a certain quiet charm about him,â Alfred said as he served coffee, completely unbothered by the ensuing chaos.
Dick, nearly spilling his coffee: âWait, you knew about this? Why didnât you say something?â
Alfred raised a brow. âIt hardly seemed necessary. I assumed you all were already aware of Master Timothyâs appeal.â
Appeal. Appeal.
Jason was laughing so hard he had to leave the room, while Steph and Cass exchanged glances that said everything: they needed to re-evaluate everything about their little brother.
The whole Batfamily was still coming to terms with it. They joked, they teased, but there was an undeniable shift. When they looked at Tim now, they saw what others had apparently been seeing for yearsâa quietly confident, strikingly intelligent young man who had somehow grown into one of Gothamâs most eligible bachelors.
Of course, the moment that really sealed the deal came when Tim rode into the Batcave one evening on his Red Bird bike, wearing hastily thrown on stylish outfitâa black leather jacket, perfectly fitted jeans, and a shirt that gave him a casual, yet effortlessly cool look. Running a hand through his still damp hair, a look of mild annoyance on his face.
âSorry, Iâm running late. Got a date.â
For a moment, the Batfamily just stared.
Holy. Shit.
And then, as if on cue, Dick, Steph, Cass, Duke, Jason, and even Damian had the same thought at the same time: Oh my God, Tim Drake is the Batfamilyâs biggest heartthrob.
The realization was almost too much to handle.
#tim drake#batfam#tim drake is gothams most eligible bachelor#tim drake is also a huge heartthrob and i think that needs to be addressed more#his date was totally with danny btw#ofc the bats would be the last ones to realize how saught after tim is
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Take my revolution đš
A long overdue redraw of an old old fanart from years ago. I've missed drawing my girls.
#revolutionary girl utena#shoujo kakumei utena#utena tenjou#anthy himemiya#wlw#my art#if you remember the old version you may be eligible for a senior discount
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Steve is sitting at the table in the kitchen FaceTiming Tommy to help his daughter with her math homework when Eddie brings his live-stream into the room.
âWhile Islaâs in the bathroom, Iâm going to do the same,â Steve says, standing up. He tells them both, âPlay nice.â
They do not do that because itâs funnier to keep the rivalry going. The first thing Eddie says when Steve steps out is, âDoes it still eat you up inside that I married him?â
Tommy replies easily with, âAre you still jealous that I kissed him first?â
Carol chimes in, âActually I kissed him first.â
âDoesnât count,â Tommy and Eddie say at the same time. âThere was no tongue.â
âAnd no declaration of love,â Eddie adds. âOnly I got that.â
âActuallyâŚâ Robin says, never letting anybody forget. âHe confessed he was in love with me and I didnât have to kiss him.â
#in honor of the Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama thatâs going to go down in tonightâs episode of 911#hereâs some Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama in this Stranger Things AU#the most fun you can have with your lavender divorce is to remind people that the most eligible man in Hawkins married you first#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson#tommy hagan#robin buckley
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They called it⌠they fucking called it
To those who were eligible to vote but refused cuz of Harris- well congratulations! That orange fucker won. Hope youâre happy. Also donât start bitching when all of our rights starts to get taken away (reproductive rights, LGBTQ rights, etc.) we fucking warned you. We warned you that if you didnât vote then trump was more likely to win. Also you pulling this stunt- isnât gonna help Palestine. Yâall claim that you are pro Palestine but after this election- you just proved that you really donât give a damn about them. So congrats!
#2024 election#presidential election#jumblr#lgbtq+#reproductive rights#to those who were eligible to vote#but didnât because you didnât like Harris#I hope that you are fucking happy#this is for you#pro palestine#anti Zionist#thank you to those who did not vote#you have now put a lot of people#especially me#in danger#yâall could have sucked it up and voted for her#guess what#I didnât Harris either (for different reasons)#but I still voted for her
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WAGNER MOURA in Civil War (2024)
#filmedit#civil war 2024#alex garland#wagner moura#moviegifs#fyeahmovies#useroptional#dailyflicks#userbbelcher#myedit#highly eligible man of my heart#brazilian nation treasure#KING#movieedit
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MDZS fix-it AU where Shang Qinghua saves Wei Wuxian and the Wens from the burial mounds, for a price...
Shang Qinghua, handing WWX a contract: Just sign here and I will provide food and shelter for you and your people
Wei Wuxian: What's the catch. No one does anything for free
Shang Qinghua: I bring up what I'm owed in the third paragraph
Wei Wuxian, reading out loud: ...'Shang Qinghua, and only Shang Qinghua, has the right to write about Wei Wuxian's love life in any manner he sees fit.' Why would you want this?
Shang Qinghua: Look, are you going to sign it or what?
#sqh (looking at the top eligible bachelor list): did someone say harem au?#wwx and the wens disappeared from the cultivation world#the only thing left of him are a bunch of smutty novels that followed his disappearance#lwj will find him#even if it means reading every book that was published by sqh for clues#(you don't understand he needs to read them all it's very important)#wei wuxian#wei ying#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mxtx#mxtx svsss#mxtx mdzs#svsss#mdzs#scum villian self saving system#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation
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Kara, me too girl.
#animation#my adventures with superman#maws#kara zor el#jimmy olsen#Jimmy Olsenâs enemies are my enemies#most eligible superman#flame punch#flamepunch
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ok this is the first time ive ever had to do this but I really need the help right now. i know its going to be hard to get the full amount in the time that I have but any help would benefit me so greatly. i am putting the explanation under the cut as it is very long but TLDR:
I got into the film school of my dreams on a scholarship, but student finance will not pay for the full course fee because my university is independent, (ÂŁ20k, SF can only pay ÂŁ14.4k) so I have to pay the remaining fee (ÂŁ5.6k) by June 1st. I cannot graduate if I don't pay this fee and I am under 2 months away from graduating. all evidence and explanation is under the cut.
gfm is here if the link above doesn't work
thank you to anyone in advance.
I have been studying filmmaking for 2 years at university and I am 2 months away from graduating. I got into this university through a scholarship that reduced the standard course fee in half. Usually, Student Finance/the government will pay for these course fees, but because my university is private, they are unable to pay the fee in full. My course costs ÂŁ20k and Student Finance will pay ÂŁ14,400 of this. This means I have to pay ÂŁ5,600.
Here is the evidence and proof that I did get into my university on a scholarship and what my university offers in terms of fees:
I have been looking for financial support for 2 years (before I even started attending but had a confirmed place) and it has not been enough. I have contacted my local authority for years about the grant I am entitled to as a foster care leaver and the most I could receive was ÂŁ2,000 that ended up going to paying my gas and electric bills.
I have also gone to many charities to ask them for support and many of the responses I got were "go to your local authority". I did find one charity that was willing to help me but the sponsors of the charity decided that I would receive a laptop and they would pay for the travel costs to my university for a year instead. I am eternally grateful for that but now I have nowhere else to go for this.
I would really appreciate any help I am already having a extremely hard time dealing my current eviction and I am on the verge if being homeless I would just like to get something off my back and I would rather graduate and get this over with. I am still actively working to find places that are willing to help me but in the time that I have now I would appreciate it if I could get something in the meantime.
#mine#ive been trying to get help for years and I either wasn't eligible to get any money or it wasn't enough this is literally my last#resort. i didnt want to do this but I have no where else to go. i only have a week#i know its gonna be hard to get the full 5k in a week but anything I get from this will help me so much.#i have been talking to my school for MONTHS and they said I have to pay it in the month of June and this is the date they have#given me. i have tried
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ur realivity falls stan seems like hed wear the "âď¸single âď¸taken â
ď¸gamer" t shirt
you are absolutely right
#he's the coolest kid ever i think#i love this guy#gravity falls#relativity falls#gravity falls au#stan pines#stanley pines#myart#character design#also i don't know why people think that line is problematic#he's literally just americas most eligible bachelor
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"More than 800 records of service members who were kicked out of the military under the âdonât ask, donât tellâ policy were recently upgraded to receive honorable discharges, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said Tuesday.
âJust over a year ago, I announced that the Department would, for the first time, begin to proactively review the military records of former Service members discharged during âDonât Ask, Donât Tellâ because of their sexual orientation who might have been eligible for upgrades to the characterization of their discharge or changes to their reason for separation but had not yet applied,â Austin said. âAfter a year of exceptional work, the Military Department Review Boards directed relief in 96.8% of the 851 cases that they proactively reviewed.â"
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us military#armed forces#military#us veterans#look i know we hate the us military on this site but this is a really good thing for queer people#gay rights#queer rights#don't ask don't tell#pentagon#and those soldiers deserve to reap the benefits of their time serving this country#a dishonorable discharge stripped them of their rank and benefits so by changing it these veterans become eligible for all sorts of things#like college grants and housing assistance and healthcare#finally some good fucking news
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đđ CONGRATULATION TO OUR BELOVED COMMUNITY RADIO HOST TUMBLR FAVORITE GAY UNCLE đđ
#Welcome to Night Vale#wtnv fanart#Cecil Palmer#cecilsweep#tumblr sexyman#tumblr sexyrematch#saph draws#fanart#SO HAPPY FOR HIM wtnv has always been a part of tumblr imo <3#i hope finknor put this in an episode somehow#i think both sans and Cecil are OG but itâs just Cecil turns now :)#if you recognized the 2 blue girls you might be eligible for elders discount Iâm sorry đ
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Rio Nakata wins the silver medal at the 2024 Japanese National Championships with a clean free skate to Pirates of the Caribbean
#rio nakata#fskateedit#figure skating#japanese nationals 2024#JN 2024#program#dramatic flop (but not on the jumps thank god)#i'm sad but i'm kind of cackling at this podium too it's just hilarious#i knew something was going to go down but i did not expect this...#great job kiddo!#i hope he brings this winning energy to jr worlds too#(for those wondering he is not senior eligible yet)
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