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muqingfx · 2 months

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xie lian: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

#XL and his bad eating habits #tgcf incorrect quotes #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf #heavens official blessing

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rainyfestivalsweets · 11 months

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"You need Dedication, not Motivation." -

-Alan Roberts

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padawansuggest · 19 days

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Anakin: *taking a call from Space CERN or some shit asking him to help them fix a machine and a hard equation* -listen, I’m sorry, I can’t actually travel all the way out to SPERN (Space CERN) right now, my grandkids are teething and my daughter’s husband is in over his head, I found him crying and panic eating cake last night-

SPERN employee: No, Master Skywalker-

Anakin: *flinches, shields going up because he doesn’t want the kiddo on his shoulder to feel it* Please, call me Jedi, I don’t like that term.

SPERN employee: *through gritted teeth* Jedi Skywalker, I ask you; do you know the purpose of the machine you are helping us fix?

Anakin: I don’t know; trying to find god or something?

SPREN employee: The Higgs Boson is what we call it; but it’s essentially a way to detect the force through gravitational waves-

Anakin: Yeah, that seems about right.

SPERN employee: -and the machine is constantly tracking you. Like a constant lock on your location. It’s- we would like you to come in and do some tests, is all.

Anakin: *sighing to the force for making him deal with this AND teething twins at the same time, for the second time, even* And as I have said, I don’t really have the time to travel to your planet. Now, do you need any other assistance with recalibration?

SPERN employee: -_- no. Thank you for your time, Jedi Skywalker.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #post clone wars #Padme and Leia are busy having actual jobs #Han is eating cake and crying #the twins accidentally developed a habit of hand chomping from Anakin #because his hand is fucking METAL and he doesn’t feel it #also he learned he could add a cooling system for teething babies when Luke and Leia were little #also this was supposed to have Anakin telling Luke to stop electrocuting himself #but that was less important when I realized Anakin is the original god particle #anakin is both the smartest man in the galaxy and also fucking with all their sensors #if you don’t think a god particle tracker fixating on Anakin is funny then you don’t belong here #this is the most hilarious joke I’ve ever come up with #also spern lmaooooooo

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bigger-than-ana · 13 days

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remember when i was so sick?

i wish you had believed

me.

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gothsuguru · 1 month

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my fyp on twitter making me sob

#megumi literally just wanted a peaceful domestic life w yuji #eating meals made of habit… sunlit laundry… walking side by side with someone he loved (yuji) sobs…#he wanted to see tsumiki off and just have a nice life w the boy he loves and to take care of his sister the way she cared for him #oh i cried #AND THE SCREENCAP.#literally just doing laundry & taxes is all megumi wanted in another life w his beloved bf #wowowowowowow . okay gege you did that #itafushi is jjk’s lovestory btw not satosugu you can quote me on that #there’s something abt itafushi and how they constantly work and strive to be better. FOR EACH OTHER.#it’s a competition it’s love it’s wanting to be strong enough to save the other . sobs #personal #jjk spoilers

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d3adgayw1zzyr3ad3r · 1 month

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Remus:*sitting on the guest bed at the Potter's, munching on a bowl of green beans*

Sirius: *knocks at the doorway, a wild James Potter behind him*

Remus: *waves, then fans them closer so they know to come in, mouth full"

Remus: "whatssup?"

Sirius: Not sure, bored I suppose. You're here all week, and James and I got tired of sneaking up on Mr. Monty

Remus: okay *takes another bite*

James: Hey moony?

Remus: Yes prongs?

James: what the fuck are you eating?

Remus: Green beans..?

James: where the fuck did you get a bowl of green beans?

Remus: Your mother, literally. She's very hospitable.

Sirius: So you're just eating green beans? Nothing else? At all?

Remus: Yes..?

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I don't even know the last time I touched one of those...

Remus: *stabs one, and gestures it towards Sirius, threatening*

Sirius: *jumps back in gay European repulsion*

James: *ignoring Padfoot* So is there a reason why or-???

Remus: they're tasty, I suppose.

Sirius: You know what else is tasty? 😏

Remus: *throws a green been at him, hitting him directly on the tip of his nose*

Sirius: *shreiks and scurries away into the corner, sort of behind a mirror*

Remus: Yes, *gets up from bed with his now empty bowl* James. *pecks James on the hand as he walks out to return the now empty bowl into the kitchen*

James: *bi confusion*

Sirius: *offended gay confusion*

Remus: *downstairs* Hey Monty, you won't believe what happened this time!!

#marauders textpost #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quote #marauders #dead gay wizards #wolfstar #incorrect wolfstar quotes #wolfstar incorrect quotes #confused James Potter #aren't we all?#based on the true story of me who eats a can of green beans as a snack #local teenager accused of “delulu” alternativly suggests it's the “solulu”#sirius is so conditioned to be proper he uses “mr” and “ms” even on a first name basis for adults #he finds it strange but something in him just compels him to be like that #i firmly believe he eventually breaks this habit #anyways hope you enjoyed my tedtalk

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kreachvera · 1 year

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#ignore the tags it’s 2 in the morning #dr baldhead gets nooo sleepy time . Nuh uh #he’s like. nocturnal. but in the way that he spaces the hell out in the day #he still goes through the motions of his daily morning rituals. still puts on his lab coat n gets ready for work #quote unquote work.#but it’s the motions. it’s deprived of any end.#so he’s prone to just collapsing of exhaustion after a long while. the smell of blood and magic can only get a guy so far #not to mention this dudes awful eating habits #mornings only happen once in a handful of days on end #only when his self destruction reaches another peak is he granted peace from himself #aaaand I wake up #guilty gear #dr baldhead #faust guilty gear #raven guilty gear #birdhead #thoughtz #robart

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bespectacled-bookwyrm · 10 days

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N: *laughing, mimicking Colress* "Nooo, N! Don't eat the uranium rod!"

Concordia: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT CONSUME URANIUM.

N: *big, happy smile*

Anthea: I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE.

N: It was tasty.

Anthea and Concordia: NO.

#incorrect pokemon quotes #N Harmonia #Anthea and Concordia #Anthea Harmonia #Concordia Harmonia #Colress #(Mentioned)#Source: unknown #N has a habit of eating or drinking things he really shouldn't #Nightshade berries? Yup #Scolipede venom? Absolutely #That weird unidentified food item sitting in the back of the fridge? Oh yes #N is basically immune to being poisoned by this point

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gxlden-angels · 8 months

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do you have any thoughts on the story of abraham and isaac? my parents talk about it and praise abraham for being willing to kill his son which..... scares me to say the least, and i'd love to hear your perspective as someone who seems more well-adjusted

Where I am now, it disgusts me more than anything. The interpretation of "I'm willing to sacrifice your life if I was told to" feels like the step before "I put you into this world and I can take you out of it." It's entitlement to a child, who is an independent individual, just because they are dependent on you for survival. I prefer the interpretation of understanding the actions you're taking and the reasons why (like how there's multiple religions that don't eat pork because it was so unsafe to eat at the time), especially if it's at someone else's expense.

Where I was in the thick of it all, it gave me morbid comfort that scares me now. I had fantasies of being a martyr for the church and the idea of being the next Isaac was just so appealing. Being a hand-selected sacrifice chosen by the Good Lord Himself? Sign me the fuck up, babey!

I think if I admitted that to my family, they'd be horrified.

It's another one of those stories or beliefs where I think the majority of christians just regurgitate what they've heard. It's a point of pride and devotion, but there's no personal reflection or cross-cultural awareness of it. Lean not unto your own understanding and whatnot. It's the potential that scares me the most, like the Quiverfull movement with the Duggars or Turpins. I'm sure there's stories now, but I can't remember them off the top of my head

(Also I will be telling my therapist someone on Tumblr called me "more well-adjusted" thank you anon)

#My therapist has called me 'surprisingly well-adjusted' before #He has since retracted that title and given it back multiple times #I don't know if you relate more to the 'Scared of my parents for praising that' or the 'Scared that I was okay with that' part #maybe both #either way the cycle ends here with you #No more bible quips and quotes that harm you and others. You find your own understanding and eventually it feels nice #It doesn't at first I will admit that. At first it feels like you're gonna go to Hell Right Here Right Now #But eventually you learn to trust yourself. It's a slow process. I've been in therapy for a good 6-7 years now #But one day you wake up and notice life feels more authentic. You feel like your values matter (and they actually do!)#And again it's slow. It's in bits and piece and back and forth. My worst habit is switching something from religious to moral #I highly recommend this type of therapy called ACT it's a CBT subtype #I'm usually not a fan of cbt so u know it helps if I recommend a subtype of it #CBT shit is so cheap I got a workbook from the library #this isnt relevant to the post but #my cat is trying to steal my burger king rn #it gets better (I have a cat) but progress isn't linear (eating burger king)#ex christian #religious trauma #anon tag

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bnha-more-like-bnh-gay · 2 years

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Conversations I’ve had as incorrect MHA quotes part 27:

Kaminari:

Uraraka and izuku:

I’m better now!

Kaminari and sero or Shouto and Uraraka:

Shouto:

Kaminari or Sero:

Izuku and mic:

TW: MENTIONS OF ST@BBING

Izuku was that dude:

Hatsume:

TW: UNHEALTHY EATING HABITS

Kaminari:

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colourfulfoodtips · 1 month

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years

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TG: just ate cranberries

EB: like, on their own?

TG: ya

EB: why?

TG: theres a bag here

TG: and i ate half of one

TG: and then looked up

TG: can you eat cranberries

TG: and it said yes

TG: so i ate like 3 handfuls

EB: wait you actually looked that up word for word?

TG: yes

EB: did you actually doubt that?

TG: well ya because

TG: never saw anyone try

EB: ok fair.

EB: thats why i asked why after all, who the hell does that?

EB: you, apparently.

TG: ya

TG: tastes like cranberry

#submission #incorrect homestuck quotes #homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #source: outofcontextdiscord #dave has just #the stupidest eating habits #//#mod terezi #could never be me i hate cranberries

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b-lightwalker · 11 months

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Michael: Why do we need labels? Gay? Straight? We're all humans. Clara: Are you eating mayonnaise? Michael: It's just food, why do we need labels? Clara: STOP.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect five nights at freddy's quotes #source: vine #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mrs. afton #clara afton #michael. no amount of stress-eating habits will excuse eating a jar of raw mayonnaise

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stillfertile · 1 year

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I have to eat... Nhl superstar Sidney Crosby wiuld be proud of me

#quote stolen from @tkachuksoralfixation #just learned about sid’s eating habits #ya bro eat that dessert and candy and pizza cause if you wont then Sidney Crosby will #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #still rambling

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rainyfestivalsweets · 5 months

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4/13/24

I am sitting in my workout clothes staring at my phone.

My now broken phone.