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[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

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🐧🐧

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ovi's national history museum career exposition concept.

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Sometimes you just need to stand on a rock and howl. 

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marcus foligno (bangs version) minnesota wild @ new york islanders, 4 april 2025

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Monumental placing their chryon to hide Nicklas Backstrom playfully spanking Alex Ovechkin's ass is a crime.

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kirillbolds magic lesbians snippet

The first spell Kirill tries gives Matt big heart-shaped eyes. She follows Kirill around the cabin and out into the yard looking with obvious desire, but she doesn't do anything about it. Kirill concocted the spell so breaking it is easy. She kisses Matt once, and then she's back to the same chatty nervous apprentice she always is.

The second goes a little better - she can tell Matt is wet from the way she presses her knees together underneath her smock - but it breaks the second Kirill gets her mouth on her pussy. She didn't know that would count as a kiss, so there goes that version. Matt doesn't even let Kirill finish eating her out. She gets too shy and red faced and angry, smacking Kirill on the back of the head. Kirill grins dopily at her and goes back to the drawing board.

The third spell, as far as Kirill can tell, doesn't do anything, but she gives Bolds a kiss just in case, to break it. Matt rolls her eyes about it. She likes to pretend that she's 1) not just some farmgirl, even if she is from halfway across this country. Kirill's from farther anyway. And 2) that she didn't quite literally sign up for this apprenticeship with this witch. Kirill was pretty clear she'd be working on love spells in the grant application, and they had awarded her full funding for an apprentice, so she's not sure what Matt had expected. She assumes Matt's magic school let her know what the deal is, and her specialty is in experiential magic. Kirill would even go to say that Matt's style of being-a-witch is not that far off her own. She likes Matt. Matt's also her test subject for the summer, and she's doing a great job of it so far. Full credit.

The fourth try, Kirill goes back to the second spell but changes the breakpoint to be an orgasm instead of a kiss. That lets her get through eating out Matt - and Matt tastes delicious and squirms underneath her tongue - but it doesn't solve the problem of a love spell and not just a lust spell. Kirill's not trying to make Matt fall in love with her - that would so not be her problem - but this shit is marketable and she isn't known as one of the best witches of her generation for no reason. She is going to break the love paradox, no matter how much time in Matt's pussy it requires.

The fifth time, Matt drops the vial before she can take it. Whoops. That one didn't seem too promising anyway. Kirill flubbed the chopped ginsing in the recipe.

The sixth, Matt kisses Kirill first and that breaks the spell. Kirill's pretty sure it wasn't supposed to be broken with a kiss.

The seventh, nothing happens until Matt breaks it herself, by accident, fingering herself in her bedroll. Which Kirill can literally hear, thank you very much. Her cabin isn't that big. Witches don't exactly make the big bucks and Matt is not exactly quiet. She might even say she never shuts up.

The eighth.... it was a full moon. Neither of them need to talk about the eighth but Matt was sore for a week, which cut into their experimentation time and the internship was only twelve weeks.

The ninth... Maybe Kirill needs to go back to the heart shaped eyes?

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Can’t sleep gonna read hockey rpf on ao3. Don’t know anything about the nhl not even gonna look up anyone’s names just going in blind

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AWOO PAT MAROON AWOOO

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WHEN YOU FINALLY BECOME THE ALL TIME LEADING RUSSIAN GOAL SCORER OF THE NHL.

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The Great 8 stands side by side with the Great One

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anyway who cares. mama y papa

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Back practice but I made it into wyjo :)