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I'm loving that your post about CAH suing SpaceX has come across my dash 4 times (not including the initial post by you), and it's how folks are finding out about it (instead of the traditional destile meme)

Honestly if it had occurred to me I absolutely would have done Destiel. I’m a little surprised how much traction the post got.

I might do the meme later and link to it but I’d also reblog if someone added the meme to my post.

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looking at your art makes me a lil insane, it looks so soft like i can feel their fur texture almost and the fact its really cute while still being super hot??? amazing

AH THANKS ! i try and do exactly that..... i love soft and cute and hot all in one :3c

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Link ~~~

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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

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holding down a tboy mouse and slapping cheese on his boobs

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holding down a tboy mouse and slapping cheese on his boobs

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have a hydrogen. meant to draw more of the cats but i got sucked into drawing literally all of the rain world ever. my wrist is dead.

ayyyy its her :3

and it's ok rain world is sacred (rip ur wrist)

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have a hydrogen. meant to draw more of the cats but i got sucked into drawing literally all of the rain world ever. my wrist is dead.

ayyyy its her :3

and it's ok rain world is sacred (rip ur wrist)

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

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A silly holiday story time:

At thanksgiving one year my family had all gathered at my nana’s house for the family meal. My family are… not cooks. In more recent years I’ve had to warn my betrothed to lower their expectations of what we’re going to be fed. They hear the menu and think, well that sounds okay only to eat the blandest most poorly cooked food to ever shame our ancestors.

But the year in question I was still but a teenager and had not yet learned better food existed. I knew next to nothing about cooking, nor did my nana, so I was vaguely puzzled when she volunteered to cook a turkey.

It was good fortune really that I was in the kitchen when she came to check on it. I watched quietly while she opened the oven and made a sound of disgust at the juices surrounding the bird in its pan. She opened the oven door wider. She looked from the oven to her trash can. She looked back in the oven.

“Are you- uh- are you thinking to pour that juice in the trash?”

“Yeah! It’s gross, I’m just trying to figure out how.”

I, with my mere seventeen years of life experience looked at my fully grown wizened grandparent in bafflement. “If you pour that in the trash it’s going to melt through the bag, and also probably through the trash can itself? It’s really hot?”

She looked surprised to hear this basic law of thermodynamics, looking at the bubbling well of turkey fat as if seeing it for the first time. She then turned back to me, a child who had never learned to cook, “Well what am I supposed to do with it?”

“I think you leave it there? And-“

What I said next was cobbled together from television, pop culture, and American teens fixation on the hilarity of the tool for sex jokes-

“I think you baste it? There’s like a thing you get the juice in to squirt back on the top?”

She made a thoughtful hmm and closed the oven again, wandering back into the living room. I took a moment to imagine the alternate timeline where my family cleaned burning hot fat and melted plastic off the floor.

By and by our underwhelming dinner was completed and we tucked in. My mom keeps chickens so as we finished our food we put all our scraps into a big bowl that was going to the birds. We filled it with dry under seasoned turkey, stuffing, unfinished mashed potatoes, half eaten dinner rolls, etc.

As we were all lounging in contented fullness my brother finally arrived. Being older he had the luxury of showing up to family events hours late. He greeted everyone and went to fix himself a plate. He came out of the kitchen carrying the metal bowl of scraps, delightedly mowing through it.

My mom looked up and started laughing and we all turned to follow suit.

“What?” he asked.

“That’s the bowl for the chickens! Why did you pick that instead of making a plate?”

“This had everything!” he protested, showing us the conglomeration of every component of dinner all mixed up in one bowl.

He sat down and finished the whole massive bowl, unbothered by eating scraps, and the family watched in fascination. His only comment at the end was, “That was great! Turkey was a little dry.”

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that fuckign poll where they say sex in a hotel room is public sex irks me so

Reblog to reach more ppl etc

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Being Flirted With fills up your Cute Meter, which can be spent to use special moves like Sweet Hug and Demon Flurry Kick.

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たまに言われるけど…確かに大きいナメクジっぽい…

As someone sometimes says...he looks like a big slug...