#incorrect kaminari quotes

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Kaminari: hey, what are you up to?

Shouto, heading to his room: family trauma talk show time.

Kaminari:

Kaminari: what?

Izuku: it’s a thing he does! Every night, he pretends he’s on a talk show and discusses his family trauma and personal grievances

Kaminari:

Kirishima: wouldn’t therapy be better?

Shouto: yes, I do that too

Izuku: this just helps him process his emotions!

Kaminari:

[nagitosstolenhand]

[iwillfindanamelater]

Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you

Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt

Kirishima : i would die for you

Bakugo : don't you fucking dare

Shinsou : i would sleep for you

Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?

Aizawa : i would smile for you

Yamada : MIRACLEEEE

Dabi : i would kill for you

Hawks : you would kill for fun

[poppy5991]

Shoto: What’s a himbo?

Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima

Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?

Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida

Shoto: Kind, but stupid?

Mina: That’s just a decent man

Shoto: Kaminari?

Mina: Yes.

Shoto: What about Bakugo?

Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.

[furifuriiiii]

Jirou finding out Denki is trans (yes I’m projecting I’m sorry)

[dadzawa-vibes]

*Y/N is casually searching around the room*

Kaminari: Hey Y/N, what’re you looking for?

Y/N: My will to live.

*Bakugou walks into the room*

Y/N: Oh, there it is.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shinsou, using Kaminari's phone: *sees contact "The Love of My Life"* Shinsou: Awww thats- Shinsou: Wait that's not my number [Shinsou calls the number] The other line: This is Pizza Hut how may I help you

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[fever-dreamer97]

Kaminari, trying to disfuse a bomb: Okay, on the count of three, you and I cut the gray wire!

Shinso, on the other side of the room: Wait, wait, wait, what gray wire?! I have red, green, and yellow!

Kaminari: Oh that’s weird, I have gray, medium gray, and dark gray!

Shinso:…BABE, YOU’RE FU**ING COLORBLIND.

Kaminari: Oh, yeah!

Shinso: So, you’re saying cut the green?

Kaminari: Yeah, see the one in my right hand?

Shinso: That’s your left.

Kaminari:…Oh, I’m dyslexic too.

Shinso: Oh my god.

[writersmorgue]

Rizzed up

Thanks anon!!

[firesmokeandashes]

Mha Incorrect quotes!

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Mr. Aizawa: Has anyone seen Mic and the Problem Child?

Denki: Oh! Present Mic took Izuku out for a driving lesson!

Mr. Aizawa: *Dashes out of the door using his scarf to swing through the sky in the direction of the UA parking lot*

Class 1-A: *stares out after him in bewilderment*

Denki: I wonder what was all about?

Toshinori (all might): He's probably going to go stop them because Mic never learned to drive.

Class 1-A: "...."

Meanwhile with Preent Mic and Izuku:

Present Mic: Okay! So there's two pedals, sometimes three. Ignore the left one.

Izuku: I don't think-

Present Mic: You know those lines on the road?

Izuku: *nods his head*

Present Mic: They're more like suggestions, and so is the speed limit, so you can ignore those as well.

Katsuki in back seat of the car: Im not sure that's righ-

Present Mic: I don't know how to turn the blinkers on, so for this lesson they have been deemed unimportant! Now, are you ready?

Izuku and Katsuki: Uhhhhhhh

Present Mic: I'll take that as a yes! Now GO, GO, GO!

Izuku and Katsuki: *screaming as Izuku floors it out of the parking lot*

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Katsuki not looking up from his book: "What'd he do now?"

Kirishima: HE SMILED

Katsuki: "At you?"

Kirishima: "No at his friends, but he looked like an angel~"

Katsuki: "Go away, Shitty hair"

Kirishima: "I listened to you pine over Izuku for years, Bakugou. YEARS! Let me have this!"

Katsuki: *sighs* "Fine, tell me about your stupid crush on Half-n-half"

Kirishima: "Okay, so the other day he...."

Katsuki: *Regretting his life decisions*

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Izuku: "I want to be a caterpillar."

Aizawa who got three hours of sleep and is currently drinking his 5th cup of coffee and is not awake enough for this bullshit: "Explain."

Izuku: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."

Katsuki: "You know most species have a life span of like two weeks right?"

Izuku: "That's another highlight"

Aizawa and Katsuki: "NO–"

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Izuku: "Why are you smiling, Kacchan?"

Katsuki: "What!? I can't just be happy?"

Kirishima also snickering: "Bakugku tripped Monoma in the parking lot and when he told the teachers they didn't believe him and gave him a detention!"

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Shoto: "Midoriya, why are you crying?"

Izuku: "Just cutting some onions"

Shoto: "Those are potatoes."

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Izuku: "Never have I ever- Had a dad who supported me."

Katsuki: *exasperated* "Every. fucking. time! Every time he makes fatherless kid jokes, and every fucking time he wins!"

All Might: *horrified and concerned*

All Might: "I-"

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Denki: "What happens to nitrogen when The sun rises?"

Mina: "It becomes Daytrogen"

Katsuki: "I'm going to bed"

Sero: "Good nitrogen"

Kirishima: "Sleep tightrogen"

Jirou: "Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen!"

Katsuki: *Screaming cause all his friends are idiots*

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Shinsou: *laying face down on his bed*

Denki: "You okay Toshi?"

Shinsou: *muffled* "I just need a break from everything.... "

Shinsou: "Including existing"

Denki: "Okay! If that's what you want"

Denki: *faceplants into the bed next to Shinsou*

Shinsou: *looks up in confusion* "What are you doing?"

Denki: *looks up at Shinsou* "Taking a break from exsiting with you :]"

Shinsou: *smiles softly* "Thanks Denki"

Shinsou and Denki: *return to laying facedown until Shinsou wants to exist again*

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[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Conversations I’ve had as incorrect MHA quotes part 31:

Kaminari and Aizawa:

Sero and Shouto:

Sero:

Tw: violence

Toga:

Jirou:

Tw: mentions of murder

Izuku:

Tw: mentions of medication

Izuku or kaminari:

Aizawa and izuku, honestly:

Hawks:

Tw: talk of violence and regurgitation

Shouto:

[surelyimisheard]

addicted to wearing glasses

[poppy5991]

Class 1a group chat…

Denki: me, when a bad bitch says to come over

Iida: WHY HAVE I BEEN TURNED INTO A GROUPCHAT MEME

Izuku: me, when new All Might merch is released

Mina: me, when I hear Aizawa yelling

Ochako: me, when I see a hot discount

Shoto: me, when I’m running

Mina: Shoto, rushing to participate even though he doesn’t understand memes

Izuku: HE TRIED HIS BEST!!!

[scftizuku]

Shinsou: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Kaminari : AS ENEMIES?! Shinsou:......

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: I’m going to hell.

Bakugou: Probably.

Y/N: I'll pick you up?

Bakugou: *nodding* Carpool.

Y/N: Great, but we’ll have to pick Kaminari and Mina up to.

Bakugou: What about Kirishima

Y/N: Kirishima is to good for Hell.