#incorrect kaminari quotes

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Kaminari: hey, what are you up to?

Shouto, heading to his room: family trauma talk show time.

Kaminari:

Kaminari: what?

Izuku: it’s a thing he does! Every night, he pretends he’s on a talk show and discusses his family trauma and personal grievances

Kaminari:

Kirishima: wouldn’t therapy be better?

Shouto: yes, I do that too

Izuku: this just helps him process his emotions!

Kaminari:

[nagitosstolenhand]

[iwillfindanamelater]

Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you

Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt

Kirishima : i would die for you

Bakugo : don't you fucking dare

Shinsou : i would sleep for you

Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?

Aizawa : i would smile for you

Yamada : MIRACLEEEE

Dabi : i would kill for you

Hawks : you would kill for fun

[poppy5991]

Shoto: What’s a himbo?

Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima

Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?

Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida

Shoto: Kind, but stupid?

Mina: That’s just a decent man

Shoto: Kaminari?

Mina: Yes.

Shoto: What about Bakugo?

Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[dadzawa-vibes]

*Y/N is casually searching around the room*

Kaminari: Hey Y/N, what’re you looking for?

Y/N: My will to live.

*Bakugou walks into the room*

Y/N: Oh, there it is.

[fever-dreamer97]

Kaminari, trying to disfuse a bomb: Okay, on the count of three, you and I cut the gray wire!

Shinso, on the other side of the room: Wait, wait, wait, what gray wire?! I have red, green, and yellow!

Kaminari: Oh that’s weird, I have gray, medium gray, and dark gray!

Shinso:…BABE, YOU’RE FU**ING COLORBLIND.

Kaminari: Oh, yeah!

Shinso: So, you’re saying cut the green?

Kaminari: Yeah, see the one in my right hand?

Shinso: That’s your left.

Kaminari:…Oh, I’m dyslexic too.

Shinso: Oh my god.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Natsuo: Wait wait. So Shinsou is a human?

Shoto: Yes? What else would he be?

Fuyumi: Well with the way you talk about him, we always assumed he was a stray cat you befriended

Shoto: Oh… Hold on, I have to tell a friend about this

[Two days later]

Shinsou: For the last fucking time Kaminari stop meowing at me!

Kaminari: Meow

Shinsou: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT

[writersmorgue]

Rizzed up

Thanks anon!!

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Momo: the best and worst thing google ever did was make it possible to group tabs I have 67 tabs open, mostly fanfiction, and they are so perfectly organized

Kaminari: I have 178 fanfic tabs open on my phone and they are not organized at all

Momo: I fear you

Kaminari: thank you

Momo: <3

Kaminari: <3

[scftizuku]

Shinsou: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Kaminari : AS ENEMIES?! Shinsou:......

[surelyimisheard]

addicted to wearing glasses

[poppy5991]

Class 1a group chat…

Denki: me, when a bad bitch says to come over

Iida: WHY HAVE I BEEN TURNED INTO A GROUPCHAT MEME

Izuku: me, when new All Might merch is released

Mina: me, when I hear Aizawa yelling

Ochako: me, when I see a hot discount

Shoto: me, when I’m running

Mina: Shoto, rushing to participate even though he doesn’t understand memes

Izuku: HE TRIED HIS BEST!!!

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: I’m going to hell.

Bakugou: Probably.

Y/N: I'll pick you up?

Bakugou: *nodding* Carpool.

Y/N: Great, but we’ll have to pick Kaminari and Mina up to.

Bakugou: What about Kirishima

Y/N: Kirishima is to good for Hell.

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, stomps in: Quick poll: PS4 or XBox 1. Shitty Hair!

Kirishima: PS4!

Bakugo: Dunce face!

Kaminari: Xbox 1!

Bakugo: IcyHot!

Todoroki: Both are good.

Bakugo: Deku!

Izuku: I like the Wii!

Guys:

Bakugo: Thanks, grandpa.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shinsou, using Kaminari's phone: *sees contact "The Love of My Life"* Shinsou: Awww thats- Shinsou: Wait that's not my number [Shinsou calls the number] The other line: This is Pizza Hut how may I help you